First Lady of the Crown Prince
Chapter 96: Uphill (one more)
Chapter 96 Uphill (one more)
Not long after the monk left, the rain stopped, and Gu Jiao went to the temple to pick her up.
Xiaojingkong spent a pleasant and fulfilling day at the temple, half a day to be exact.
He met the gentle and considerate Senior Brother Jingchen, several other senior brothers, the abbot, and the young monk Jingfan, Jingxin, and Jingshan with his former playmates.
Because the abbot and the elder brothers had problems, he and the three little monks had the longest stay.
Since there is no clear space to grab food, the three little monks have enough nutrients, and each of them is rounder than before.
The small headroom is no longer the original small headroom—he changed into the monk's clothes, dressed in the clothes of folk children, and small hair piles grew on his bald head.
In fact, he was the youngest among the little monks, but he spoke the earliest and best, and even the abbot could not speak of him later.
He proudly showed his little face to the little monks: "Have you seen Xiao Yaya? Jiaojiao gave it to me!"
"I saw it, I saw it!" Jing Fan said.
"I saw it too!" Jing Xin said.
Jingshan thought for a while with a dazed expression, and said slowly, "Then...I saw it too!"
Small headroom is very satisfied.
"Will the buds grow into small hairs (flowers)?" Jing Fan asked, pointing to his small face.
Xiao Jingkong paused, and shook his head: "It shouldn't, they will only grow into relatives, and they will always be on my face!"
"Can you eat it?" Jing Fan asked.
"Can't eat." Xiao Jingkong said.
Neither can they grow into beautiful hair (flowers), nor can they eat them. The three little monks instantly lost interest in kissing the little buds.
But there is something else here in Xiaojingkong.
Xiao Jingkong decisively took out a can of vegetarian meatballs that Gu Jiao had packed for him. After opening the lid, a scent of onion butter and crispy fragrance floated out, almost filling most of the yard.
The little monks were shocked.
Jing Fan's eyes widened: "Wh, what's so fragrant?!"
The saliva of the three of them dripped down.
Xiao Jingkong wanted to eat meat but couldn't eat it, so Gu Jiao thought of a way to cook him vegetarian meat with tofu and other ingredients.
What he can eat at home—for example, he also has "roast duck" if he eats roast duck at home; he also has "sausage" if he eats sausage at home; he also has "braised pork" if he eats braised pork at home.
Recently, he was eating meatballs at home, so he had his own small empty meatballs.
Xiao Jingkong ate a small meatball in front of the friends, and shocked the friends!
The little monks were shocked again!
"You, you... are you eating meat?"
"Aren't you dizzy?"
"God is so terrible! Brother, I want to go home!"
Xiao Jingkong is not a kid with a full of evil taste. After he has done his majesty, he confessed the truth about the meatballs: “It’s vegetarian meat. Jiaojiao said that monks can eat it too!”
The three little monks hesitated at first, fearing that they would be tricked into breaking the vows. In the end, the little boss of the three, Jingfan, took a sip of the sacrificial spirit of whoever goes to **** if I don’t go to hell, and then he was out of control. Up.
There has never been a small clearance to grab someone else. I encountered the first wave of food grabs in my life!
He lapped on the spot for three seconds!
He, a little expert at the temple, who has focused on looting for three and a half years, was he actually robbed by someone else one day?
Not only the vegetarian meatballs were robbed, but even the snacks and wild fruits were not spared.
The defeat of the three former men seemed to be full of skill points in an instant, robbing the small clearance with no defensive power.
The little fist of the small clearance griefs the small chest, come out and mix, and I really have to pay it back sooner or later!
The three little monks only learned today that the food at the bottom of the mountain is so delicious!
They suddenly want to go down the mountain and get swollen, what should they do?
The matter of robbing food, the four people get along very harmoniously.
Xiao Jingkong described his life down the mountain to several people, and learned that he was taking in his brother-in-law every day. The young monk Jing Fan asked, "Who is the brother-in-law? Is your father?"
A few of them are still young, and they don’t look like Xiao Jingkong’s mind is against the sky, so they don’t understand what brother-in-law means, but the male owner of the family seems to be the father.
Xiao Jingkong sighed: "Temporary father, Jiaojiao may change him at any time."
Xiao Jingkong called Jiaojiao on her mouth, and she thought Gu Jiao was her mother, but he couldn't guarantee whether Xiao Liulang was his father or not.
After all, according to his observations for so many days, this dad has not officially taken the position, and is in danger of being laid off at any time.
Several people were talking, and somehow they talked about their homework.
Jingfan Young Monk: "We have memorized a lot of Buddhist scriptures during the time you went down the mountain! You didn't memorize them!"
Jingxin agrees: "That's it!"
Jingshan nodded and nodded!
Little Clearance raised his eyebrows: "Oh? What have you all memorized?"
Jingfan, the young monk: "The Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra!"
Xiaojingkong spreads his hands: "I remembered it when I was two years old."
Jingxin Little Monk: "The Buddha Says the Medicine Master Tathagata Original Wish Sutra!"
Xiao Jingkong shrugged: "I have memorized it for two years and three months."
Jingshan Young Monk: "Leng, "Leng Yan Jing"!"
Xiao Jingkong cut out her ears, and sighed helplessly: "It's the Shurangama Sutra, idiot. The name is wrong, do you really have a back?"
The little monks blushed.
Where did they really recite it? But I wrote down the names, and I have memorized these slurred names for several days, and their little brains are exhausted!
"Oh, it's boring to talk to you, I'll go to the abbot." Xiao Jingkong jumped off the steps and walked to find the abbot with short legs.
The presiding abbot just sat down in the sutra hall and was about to give a lecture to the monks. Suddenly, a little novice hurriedly came over: "It’s not good, the abbot, Jingkong is coming to you! He wants to talk to you about sutras and Zen!"
The abbot shook his body, and the prayer beads in his hand were all frightened.
That, that Xiaomo, who wants to come to him to discuss Zen?
Fate to die! !
Xiao Jingkong studied Buddhist scriptures since he was a child, and was full of curiosity about everything in the Buddhist scriptures. The abbot said one sentence, he could ask ten questions, and in the end, the abbot could not answer!
"'All appearances are vain', all appearances are vain, is the abbot vain too? Since the abbot is vain, what the abbot said to me is also vain! So I can't believe the abbot! I can't believe the abbot, too. You can’t believe the Buddhist scriptures that the abbot told me! Buddhist scriptures are also false!"
Abbot: Although you are arrogant, I actually feel a bit of a loss...
The abbot, the abbot, came back to his senses with his super-high professionalism, and explained to him patiently.
After listening, he said: "I think what you said is wrong!"
Abbot : "What's wrong? You are too young to understand!"
Xiao Jingkong: "The Buddha is so smart. He must have a way to let me understand. It's because you didn't convey his meaning properly. This is not my problem, but the abbot's problem!"
There are too many conversations like this. Often the abbot did not convince him, but he used his own logic to perfectly lead the monks who entered the temple.
The fear of being dominated by small clearance came to my heart, and the abbot’s whole person was not well.
When Gu Jiao finally came to pick up Xiaojingkong, Xiaojingkong had already used her own power to successfully raise black smoke above the heads of the monks in the whole sutra hall!
"Abbot, I'm leaving, let's discuss this issue next time!" Xiao Jingkong was led by Gu Jiao with one hand. He turned his head and waved the other hand to the abbot.
Want to pass away on the spot, the face of the abbot was like ashes: please, don’t come, okay...
The brothers and sisters went down the mountain hand in hand.
Small clearance is about to move, a bit wanting to run away.
Naihe had just rained, and the road was slippery. Gu Jiao was worried that he would roll down like a little winter melon, and never dared to let go.
"Have fun today?" Gu Jiao asked suddenly.
"Happy!" Xiao Jingkong said cutely, raising her hands and counting, "Today I saw Jingxin, Jingfan, Jingshan, brother Jingchen and the abbot..."
He said a lot, basically let him count everything he saw in the temple.
"Didn't see your master?" Gu Jiao asked.
Xiao Jingkong sighed: "His old man is so fascinating that he rarely is in the mountains."
Old man?
Gu Jiao thought of the wonderful monk in the woods. The monk is so young, it shouldn’t be the old man in Xiaojingkong’s mouth?
What Gu Jiao didn’t know was that the old man was just a term for his own age. His master was actually not very old, he was more than twenty years younger than the abbot!
Gu Jiao said again: "Then...Are there any good-looking monks in the temple? The best-looking kind."
The monk's appearance is almost as good as Xiao Liulang's. I am afraid that there is no second one in the world.
"Wow!" Xiao Jingkong raised her head very solemnly, and pointed to herself, "Me!"
Gu Jiao: "..."
Gu Jiao said, "Except you."
Xiao Jingkong said with great certainty: "Then there is nothing, I am the best-looking little monk in the world! Except for me, they are not good-looking!"
Master is also not good-looking!
Because Master said he was the best looking in the world, but Xiao Jingkong felt that he was the best, so he would never admit that Master was beautiful!
Gu Jiao snorted.
Isn’t that person a monk in this temple?
Monk: Asshole, who do you think is not good-looking? ? ?
(End of this chapter)
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