Fish swimming around the world

Wei Liao narrowed his eyes: "Oh? You are so conceited. If this word gets out, there will be a lot of people who want to challenge you to a drinking contest."

Jiang Fan put down his bowl and chopsticks, picked up a five-jin wine jar beside him, raised his head and gulped it down.

In the surprised eyes of Wei Liao, he put down the wine jar and wiped his mouth: "A jar of five pounds, 72 degrees, who can do it, come and find me again."

Wei Liao was stunned for a while, then shook his head and smiled bitterly: "This... without the true energy to digest, I'm afraid no one in the world can fight with the prince."

Jiang Fan laughed: "Use the true energy to make wine, and drink it, is it interesting to go through the motions in the intestines?"

Wei Liao said: "Your Majesty is right. But the world respects martial arts, and cultivating true energy is not for drinking."

Jiang Fan looked at him: "For fighting?"

Wei Liao said: "Your Majesty is wise."

Jiang Fan pointed at Feng Chen's carriage without hesitation: "That true energy is very powerful, but I beat him."

He thought about it and stretched out three fingers: "Three times."

Wei Liao shook his head and laughed: "You really don't want to suffer any loss."

"Jiang eats everything, but not a loss." Jiang Fan looked at him with a smile.

"How can you live without taking any loss? Your Highness, you are a little arrogant." Wei Liao said while eating.

Jiang Fan nodded: "That's right. I should add that I will never take any loss that I shouldn't take!"

His eyes became extremely murderous: "Whoever makes me take a loss..."

"What?" Wei Liao looked at him with lightning eyes.

Jiang Fan stared at him without saying anything, and Wei Liao also looked at him motionlessly.

"He is awesome!" Jiang Fan suddenly slapped the table and said seriously.

Wei Liao didn't expect this answer. His hands trembled and he was stunned again.

After a long while, he looked at Jiang Fan and shook his head and laughed: "Hahahaha, you are... really interesting."

Gao Rong was also stunned by Jiang Fan. The next moment, he couldn't help but let out a puff, but he quickly held it back.

Wei Liao asked curiously, "I just don't know where such an interesting person like the prince came from?"

Jiang Fan poked his head out and asked, "Why? Are you trying to find out my secrets?"

"No, no... I just asked casually because I was inspired." Wei Liao smiled calmly.

"Ah... from the sky..." Jiang Fan looked at him and pointed upwards.

Wei Liao subconsciously looked up at the sky, and then laughed: "Your Majesty, you are really good at telling jokes."

Jiang Fan curled his lips: "Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it."

"Oh? Your Majesty, is it from a mysterious place unknown to the world?"

Jiang Fan said indifferently: "It doesn't matter where you come from, it doesn't matter whether it's mysterious or not."

Wei Liao shook his head: "If I ask where you are going again, you should answer that you are going out. This kind of conversation seems meaningless."

Jiang Fan said: "Hahaha, since you know it's meaningless, you still ask. The old man is a boring person."

Wei Liao sighed: "Alas - no wonder everyone says you are the biggest monster in the world, it's really hard to deal with..."

Jiang Fan looked at him in confusion: "You are fine... Why are you thinking about dealing with me?"

Wei Liao looked at him: "Just said it casually, why does Your Majesty take it seriously?"

Jiang Fan said seriously: "Really, you all came to the door of the house, I didn't go to find you."

Wei Liao thought Thinking: "But the prince has also gone to Lingyun, Sima Ji, Jiang Luo, and Xiang Chen... Isn't it?"

Jiang Fan scratched his head in distress: "You know, this matter has a cause and effect."

Wei Liao said: "Then, why don't we do the same."

Jiang Fan nodded: "That makes sense, so this kind of thing is something you can't escape from in this world."

"Since you can't escape it, how should the prince deal with it?"

Jiang Fan spread his hands: "Fight, reason is never persuasive."

"There are countless heroes in the world, can the prince beat them all?"

Jiang Fan rolled up his sleeves and raised his thunder: "Have you seen a hammer as big as a casserole? Come and hit one by one, and one less will be beaten to death. Take your time, I'm not in a hurry."

Wei Liao looked at him in amazement, "...The prince's way of speaking... is really unique."

"Most people don't understand my brain circuit." Jiang Fan put down the hammer and rubbed his hands.

"Hmm..." Wei Liao said, "That's true. The prince's behavior is indeed confusing. Apart from other things, why would a person like the prince marry into the family?"

Jiang Fan looked at him as if he was an idiot: "That's the empress. She can work less for decades. Isn't your wife thinking about it too?"

"They have a legitimate marriage." Wei Liao said, "Three matchmakers and six certificates, the letter of credence, and the witness of the holy land."

Jiang Fan curled his lips in disdain: "That was decided by you, not her."

"Since ancient times, this matter should be decided by parents and matchmakers."

Jiang Fan said, "Since ancient times, the king's power has been granted by heaven, so why rebel?"

Wei Liao was stunned and was a little speechless for a while.

"If people can't be independent, wouldn't it be better to be puppets? What kind of people are they?" Jiang Fan seemed to be unreasonable.

Wei Liao pondered for a moment: "Not everything can be done as one wishes."

Jiang Fan said seriously: "That's right, but this one can be done."

Wei Liao said slowly: "This is immoral and unethical."

Jiang Fan said: "That's your moral ethics. If they were all right, there would be no disputes in the world."

"It seems that the prince is determined--" Wei Liao sighed.

Jiang Fan said: "It has to be determined, we are living together."

Wei Liao: ? ? ? ? ?

"Is it appropriate for the prince to say this?"

Jiang Fan looked around at Gao Qi and Gao Rong: "Everyone knows it, why are you still hiding it? So your man should learn his lesson."

Wei Liao stroked his beard and smiled: "I'm afraid... a cooked duck may not be able to fly."

Jiang Fan exclaimed, picked up the thunder: "Then there is no other way, beat him to death first?"

A sharp light flashed in Wei Liao's eyes: "Seriously?"

Jiang Fan restrained his smile and put down the hammer, "Just now, your Excellency asked me what to do if someone makes me suffer a loss... You might as well reply seriously, sir, don't say that you want to make me suffer a loss, even if you want to make me suffer a loss, I will let them know what it means to suffer a loss."

Wei Liao shook his head: "Look, why are you talking about suffering a loss again."

Jiang Fan suddenly laughed: "That's right, let's not talk about whether we will suffer a loss or not, eat, eat." Jiang Fan picked up the chopsticks again.

Wei Liao sighed: "Guests come from afar, but Your Highness only cares about eating and drinking. This is not the way to treat guests..."

Jiang Fan said: "I have prepared to treat you. Look, even the food is ready. Unfortunately, you are particularly disrespectful and insist on making unnecessary things. What can I do? You know that the Great Qin attaches great importance to the law."

Wei Liao laughed: "Your Highness is a bit unreasonable."

Jiang Fan said seriously: "What's unreasonable? Can Mr. Wei tell me one, two, three? Besides, you know that you are not good guests."

"Oh? In Your Highness's opinion, I am a bad guest?"

Jiang Fan said: "We have fought and killed so many times, how can we talk about kindness?"

Wei Liao did not deny it: "Then, the meeting..."