Fish swimming around the world

When Sun Daotong brought Jiang Fan out, it was already an hour later.

After all, Jiang Fan's exhausted look was hard to explain. Even so, Sun Daotong asked him to take some strange medicine to temporarily cover up his fatigue.

The empress and the imperial teacher Xu Fu did not leave, and they were drinking tea on the island in the middle of the lake.

Jiang Fan walked over and bowed sincerely: "It's done. Thank you, Your Majesty and the imperial teacher for your help."

Xu Fu smiled slightly: "Your Highness is polite."

The empress said lightly: "A thank you is not enough."

Jiang Fan was stunned for a moment, thinking: Bad, is there going to be trouble?

He quickly forced a smile: "She is also the saint of Daqin..."

The empress said coldly: "You, the saint you robbed."

Jiang Fan groaned and was speechless.

The empress glanced at him and said, "Hold a banquet. I want to drink your newly brewed wine."

Jiang Fan laughed, "Your Majesty is really well-informed. This wine has been prepared for a long time. It has just been successfully brewed and has not yet been put into production."

Xu Fu was also stunned: "Oh? The prince has another good wine? Then I can't just let it go. Let's hold a banquet."

Jiang Fan said happily, "Of course, let's eat and drink something good today."

The empress and the national teacher were arranged to go to the guest room to rest, and the mortal residence began to get busy.

"Yanzi, arrange someone to buy a pig's head and a sheep's head, and go to General Meng's house to see if there are any cows that have fallen to death, and get a cow's head..."

Gu Beiyan looked at him: "The tenants of General Meng's family have not taken good care of them recently, and there are always cows that have fallen to death. Many tenants are waiting for the prince..."

Jiang Fan was stunned for a moment, and laughed, "Yanzi, you can tell a joke."

Gu Beiyan just rolled his eyes at him and left.

In order to show his sincerity, Master Jiang decided to do it himself, lighting the fire, roasting the head, shaving the hair, blanching, and stewing.

Ba Qing was stunned. Is this the king of a country? He should not be too skilled in cooking. What's more bizarre is that the others can only help at most, and most of them are just watching.

Haha, okay, the prince is busy in the kitchen, and the servants are watching. There is no one else in this palace.

The three big heads took more than two hours to cook, and it was already night when they came out of the pot.

"You...just let us eat this?" When the three big heads were served, except for Sun Daotong, the empress and Xu Fu were all stunned.

Jiang Fan smiled and said, "Today, the Saint was saved, so we can start from the beginning. So, let's have a feast of three animals and three heads to celebrate."

The empress frowned: "Can we eat the head?"

Sun Daotong hurriedly said, "Sun... Your Majesty, this is delicious. I didn't eat it before. Since Jiang kid made it a few times, the taste is simply unforgettable. It's amazing!"

It would be fine if he didn't speak, but when he opened his mouth, the empress thought of him. She narrowed her eyes and glanced at Sun Daotong: "Old guy, we haven't settled our accounts yet."

It was okay when Jiang Fan was alone before, but now the old guy has also appeared, and they are together. The two bastards, one old and one young, are so unpleasant.

Sun Daotong hurriedly laughed and said, "Your Majesty, you don't remember the villain's faults... At that time, the old man really didn't know your identity..."

The empress snorted lightly in her nose, and Xu Fu was a little puzzled, not knowing what had happened.

Jiang Fan also helped, saying, "This old guy is just like that. He is always so frivolous and talks nonsense. Please, for my sake, don't bother with him..."

"And you." The empress said bluntly.

Jiang Fan choked immediately. It seemed that he hadn't mentioned this matter before because he was waiting for the old guy to come. He was going to make a big fuss.

Thinking of this, Jiang Fan immediately rebelled and pointed at the old guy and said, "Don't blame me. It's all his fault. Remember, he was the one who said you were my child bride, and I didn't say anything."

Xu Fu's hand trembled, and the chopsticks fell on the table with a snap. The old man opened his mouth and was stunned.

The old man was furious at the time: "Little bastard, you didn't object, you just took advantage of her amnesia to take advantage of her?"

Xu Fu's head was buzzing, although he didn't understand it very well, but he roughly understood one thing, that is, the two men in front of him took advantage of the majesty's amnesia and lied to her that she was Jiang Fan's child bride...

Crazy, really crazy, Xu Fu felt that he had never seen such a weird thing in his life. You two are good, really good! You two really let this old man gain knowledge and open his eyes...

Jiang Fan said angrily: "Why should I object, do you say you are lying? How disloyal!"

"Hey? Go! You are loyal now?" The old man blew his beard and glared.

The two accused each other, spitting.

"Shut up!"

The empress snorted coldly.

The two immediately became honest and didn't dare to speak.

Xu Fu's mouth twitched, haha, I just laughed...

"Tell me, what should we do." The empress looked coldly at the old and young bastards.

"Then...what can we do..." Jiang Fan rolled his eyes.

The old man scratched his head and looked at Jiang Fan with a shy look: "I said that no one can escape in the future..."

Jiang Fan suddenly drooled: "Well, Xiao Cui..."

Xiao Cui? Xu Fu was stunned again.

"Ah, no, no, it's your majesty, you see, we have agreed that it should be over, after all, we are in this relationship...right? There is really no need to pursue it..."

He immediately pointed at the old man and said without hesitation: "Just pursue his share, we have settled the accounts..."

"You bastard..." Being singled out so shamelessly, the old guy immediately became furious. However, the empress gave her a cold look and she didn't dare to speak. She had no choice but to do something bad even though she was old.

The chopsticks Xu Fugang picked up fell again, and he hadn't even taken a bite yet. What's going on? What does this have to do with it? Can't you make it clear?

Although I only listened to it intermittently, the ins and outs were terrifying to think about.

The empress finally looked at the two of them and said, "I'll think about it later. I'll see how you behave. Let's eat first."

"Ah, that's right, let's eat first, eat. It won't taste good if it's cold." Jiang Fan said quickly. Although we will have to settle accounts sooner or later after the fall, let's just delay it for a day. We can talk about the future later.

The old guy also wiped his white hair sweat: "Hey, it's just a family. It's been a long time since we sat together to eat..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Fan almost kicked him off the chair. The old guy also realized that something was wrong and quickly covered his mouth.

Fortunately, the empress seemed to have made up her mind before settling the score, so she gave him a sideways look and didn't make any calculations.

Jiang Fan hurriedly changed the subject: "Don't look at these cattle, sheep and pig heads, they are the most delicious places. Unfortunately, many people either use them for sacrifices or throw them away, which is a waste of natural resources. Since we are starting from scratch today, please enjoy it, your Majesty and the Imperial Master." taste."

The empress knew Jiang Fan's methods, so she didn't hesitate at all. She picked up a small piece with her chopsticks, chewed it for a while, and nodded: "Very good."

Jiang Fan smiled happily: "That's natural, Imperial Master, would you like to try it too?"

Xu Fu didn't dare to ask about what happened just now. He finally calmed down the chaos in his heart, calmed down, and took a piece to taste.

After taking one bite, Xu Fu's eyes lit up: "Okay, okay, it melts in the mouth, fat but not greasy, and the meat is rich in flavor. It is indeed the best food! King Xiaoyao's food is indeed the best in the world, and the head of this mere three animals can actually taste it." It’s so delicious, I’m so knowledgeable.”

Jiang Fan smiled and said: "The head, tail, hooves, and internal organs are the real delicacies of meat. It's a pity that the high-ranking officials regard them as dregs, but instead allow ordinary people to eat this delicacy."