Fist of Imagination

Chapter 409: Blue Friend’s Fate

Liang De shrank into a ball and activated the invincible wind and fire wheel single-player mode. At the same time, a large amount of light blue colloid was sprayed from the pores all over his body, and he used the fantasy sea mysterious energy to make a half-meter thick isolation shell for himself.

Although Brother Gui was wearing it, my heart was still Liang De's heart.

Even if I look darker, it can't change that I love cleanliness.

The half-meter thick wheel-shaped shell was named "Wrath of Water Element" by Liang De, and its surface was covered with liquid fantasy sea mysterious energy absorbed by the natural power.

In addition to the protective function of separating the inside and the outside, it also has extremely terrifying attack power in the current environment.

The inspiration for this special operation fantasy sea wonder came from Mr. Liang's rich experience of taking paid shits.

In the ancient legend of Sakurajima, there is a monster called Jiume. Unlike ordinary humans who only look ahead and not behind, they have an eye on their buttocks, which has both the road in front of them and the body behind them.

If Jiume goes to squat on the toilet, you will know that the distance between people and shit is not far.

This distance is usually between 13 cm and 20 cm. To be fair, this distance is quite dangerous.

Assuming that the stomach and intestines of the squatters are healthy and there are no problems such as diarrhea and dehydration, we can analyze the collision between heaven and earth that occurs in the toilet every day from the perspective of fluid-solid coupling mechanics.

Water is a fluid with very low compressibility. When under pressure, its volume remains basically unchanged. Even in the high-pressure environment of 4,000 meters deep sea, the volume of water will only decrease by about 1.8%.

So when the calm water surface is hit by a solid, the water will flow in the direction of the lowest pressure, and then produce splashes of different shapes and heights according to the different properties of the colliding solid.

If there is no paper cushion on the water surface, the offender will be counterattacked by the water. This is the anger of the water element!

This magical sea artifact temporarily developed by Liang Gong not only has excellent sealing, but also can be made from local materials, mixing all the substances it touches into the splashes and splashing them out.

In the evil era when the seal of the septic tank was broken, this was undoubtedly a killing weapon that thousands of troops were afraid of.

The wheels were flying, rolling up thousands of piles of snow.

Liang De rushed into the corridor on the first floor of the gymnasium, knocked down three working students who were struggling to move forward from behind like a bowling ball, and took away their mobile phones with his long whip-like internal energy.

As compensation, he built a safe house at the moment when Hong Huanghei fell down, and protected the three people with six blue square boards.

With a sweep of his spiritual sense, Brother Gui, who was wearing the "Liang De" leather case, was still far from the ground, and he had no spare energy to do anything else.

Liang De quickly set up a simple studio. After using a special chocolate set in the studio, he took crazy selfies with the mobile phones of the three people, and at the same time sprinkled countless semi-mechanical demonized Hawkeyes to shoot from different angles, producing thousands of minutes of material.

After doing all this, he drove the "Water Element's Fury" and rolled into the men's restroom.

Because of the line failure, the lights in the restroom had long been extinguished.

Liang De rolled to the front of the cubicle against the wall. In the darkness, the two men faced each other silently across a door that was equivalent to non-existent to them.

"Brother Gui, come out, I know you're in there."

"I know you know I'm here."

Liang De arrived and took control of the situation at lightning speed, and the dark military strategy of Li Dai Tao Jiang was completely declared a failure.

But Mu Yigui still looked like he had a plan in his mind, as if he had stepped into the thinking field of some top strategists.

At this time, the ground was only 0.01 cm away from his face, but he believed that in a quarter of a second, the person outside the door would spare no effort to help him.

In fact, the person outside the door had already supported his face with an endless soft internal energy, but the person did not take any further action.

"Brother Gui, why me?" Liang De's voice was as indifferent as water.

Mu Yigui understood his implication.

He was asking why he wanted to become his appearance when he could simulate the innate power to become anyone's appearance.

"Hehe, why you...you chose it yourself, Ade!"

After Mu Yigui shouted this sentence, he immediately used the warrior's spiritual sense to trace the internal energy that supported him upwards, so he saw the other party's surprise.

"Ade, the biggest gain from borrowing your image just now is not the half-baked innate divine power, but I thought of what you are thinking.

I know everything you are thinking now."

"Brother Gui, don't bluff me. Your soul borrowing image is not that powerful. It would be better if it was Coach Yuan. Let me help you out."

Liang De's tone was relaxed, and he probed a stream of internal energy from the crack of the door, trying to pull Mu Yigui up.

Since they were so close, even if Mu Yigui's martial arts soul was still rejecting all the extraordinary powers of different species, he could still defeat it with force.

"Stop! No one can leave this toilet until I make my words clear today!"

Mu Yigui's bald head was covered with blue veins, and Liang De seemed to see an angry self from his face.

Although he had no power to fight back now, Liang De still decided to respect his opinion.

After all, he looked so much like me now, maybe this is fatherly love.

Liang De urged his internal energy to help him sit up on the toilet, and then opened a hole in the door of the cubicle so that he could see his handsome dark face clearly.

"Brother Gui, I've already taken all the photos that need to be taken. What's the point of you pretending to be me? I can beat you back to your original form with my natural supernatural power.

Don't be stubborn anymore. If you continue like this, you won't be able to pick up girls or take revenge in the future. Why don't we come out and think of a solution together to improve your male ethics."

Mu Yigui smiled: "Ade, do you think I turned into you just to replace Tao Zong with my luggage?"

"Otherwise? Are you pretending to be my illegitimate son who comes from nowhere? Brother Gui, I don't have any inheritance for you to inherit."

"When you were taking selfies outside, you must have used your natural power to shield this place specifically."

"Um."

Liang De nodded and said: "Be careful with the ten thousand year ship. Even though I am wearing your skin, it is not good for my senior brother to see you. Who knows what will happen to him."

"You know him quite well... Ade, I brought you here because I just want to talk to you alone.

There are also some things I don’t want Sun Gou to know...Uncle Chang, can you keep it a secret for me? "

Mu Yigui managed to raise his head and said to the ceiling.

"There is nothing wrong with it."

Chang Duanxuan's voice fell from above:

"Nephew Mu, ever since you decided to die, Lao Yuan asked me to take good care of you.

He is not in this world now, so my uncle must listen to what you are going to say. "

"Thank you, uncle, for your love."

Mu Yigui paused and said to Liang De:

"Adé, I just borrowed the opportunity and I roughly understand what you are thinking.

Do you think there is nothing important beyond life and death? Instead of watching me die, you might as well force me to abide by male ethics and go to work in Thunder Bluff, so that I can survive. "

Liang De rubbed his chin and said:

"That's about right. The reward for referral is over 10,000 crystal clusters. Let's make five more every two of us...Brother Gui, I think the precept you committed is not something you can't get rid of. Why risk your life for something like that?" "My life is at stake."

"Ade, do you think there is nothing important besides life and death?"

"Well……"

"It's good to be strict with yourself and lenient with others, but I don't need it."

Mu Yigui stared at Liang De's face and his own face:

"I didn't know it before. After I graduated, I checked "The Lesson of the World" and realized that my male virtues were half less than those of other people when I was born.

Do you know why?

Just because my face is much prettier than others! "

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