Fist of Imagination

Hello everyone, I am Du Tingbei, your loyal friend who updates every day.

Many readers have asked me what is behind the "■", and some even scratched their screens because of it.

I want to say that the past should not be mentioned again. Life has been full of ups and downs. Thinking of the things I regret in my life, plum blossoms fall all over Nanshan. Let the past go. Compared with such questions, I would rather hear "Teacher Du, Teacher Du, how many girlfriends do you have?" This kind of question has no answer but is full of love and hope.

It's a pity that everyone has seen through the truth for some reason and knows that I have fewer girlfriends than the truth, so no one has ever asked, which is a pity.

There is only one truth, but there are many regrets. It is precisely because there are many regrets in life and writing that "■" appears.

If something is not satisfactory, you don't want to delve into it, and it is unbearable to look back, it will become a "■".

One of my regrets is that I have changed from Du Tingbei, who updated twice a day, to a lame person who updates every day.

So how many days and how many updates are there ■day■? Brother Antimony 100% who is the most handsome guy in Dongya helped me count them in the chapter description:

"The fourth volume started at the end of August last year and was completed in early August this year. It took 335 days to write 133 chapters, which is about 5 days and 2 chapters on average. Please exercise well and have a baby soon... The following is omitted!"

It turns out that ■day■ updates are two updates in five days.

Brother Jesus once fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes, but I can only barely feed myself and my cat with two updates in five days, which is really lame.

So why is Du Tingbei a lame person?

When discussing this issue, we must first talk about where he is lame.

First is Ma Ziqiang who committed the sin of arrogance.

Ma Ziqiang is a person who thinks highly of himself. He always shouts that this is boring and that is boring, and smiles disdainfully at the plot he has written.

At the beginning of the fourth volume, I had made up my mind to stick to the original outline, but Ma Ziqiang was so beastly that he not only acted recklessly, but also shouted some second-year lines every now and then.

"Is this all I can do?!"

"What's so difficult about updating 10,000 words a day!"

"I may not be able to do what others can't do!"

Such arrogant coders are destined to not go far.

In the middle and late part of the fourth volume, I originally wanted to write a seven-point inspirational and three-point healing plot around the growth of the work-study student, and bring out the past dreams of Mu Yigui, and then Liang De and several main characters went their separate ways, like experiencing a light gray graduation ceremony on a rainy day, feeling lost and seeming to have gained something at the same time.

As a result, Ma Ziqiang had no ability but wanted to make a big production, was ambitious, and insisted on his own way. He created difficulties where there were no difficulties, and would only sleep when encountering difficulties.

The fourth volume was messed up by him, and finally became what it is now.

I think Ma Ziqiang should be held primarily responsible for this.

Ziqiang, you are really only this level. It is indeed difficult to write 10,000 words a day. You can't do what others can't do.

I advise you to take care of yourself, write whatever you can, and don't get sick again in the future.

Next is Du Tinggeng, who committed the sin of laziness.

A full-time author, he updates twice every five days. Such confusing behavior even makes some readers suspect that he has a mine at home or is supported by a rich woman, or that he is writing part-time.

Unfortunately, none of the three is true.

Du Tinggeng is just a simple lazy cancer patient, whose status in the biosphere is far lower than that of the donkey in the production team.

He writes full-time but does his best to slack off. He is clearly on the verge of starvation but is obsessed with it. He lies dead every day, just thinking about waking up one day and traveling to a low-difficulty alien world where he can live a luxurious life without much effort...

It's a pity that if a person does nothing, even a dump truck will not drive to him by itself!

Originally, I had no interest in dealing with a piece of crap like Du Tinggeng, but after all, I have known him for so many years and have some feelings for him. I'm still going to go against my conscience and hold back my disgust and say a few words to him.

Ah Du, leave the other world to those who have more "■" than you. Remember your original intention of writing and use your dream of making invincible money to save yourself!

Ah!

"First" is arrogance, "then" is laziness.

Then it's time for the "last".

The last thing is of course...

Thank you everyone, see you tomorrow ('')