Fist of Imagination

Chapter 6 Really funny

The strongest skill of the Lu Academy?

"Of course it is my steel-like body-forging method. This method is derived from the secret internal boxing method of Shaolin in Northern Songshan. It is supplemented by my original outer-sect platoon fighting skills. It is fierce and diligent, and has infinite power. After practicing it, The whole body is made of copper and iron, making it invulnerable to water and fire. Combined with fierce moves such as water-breaking karate or deadly scissor kicks, it can be called a killing blow.

To practice superior martial arts, you must first train your body to be as strong as steel. There is no other way. "

Before this man of steel finished speaking, someone spoke sarcastically:

"It's ridiculous to kill someone without a second blow? It's ridiculous. As the saying goes, hardness cannot last forever, and hardness is extremely easy to break. Your steel-like body forging method is only superficial, strong on the outside but dry on the inside. Once you encounter a soft boxing master who practices Tai Chi's soft palm and Bagua Yin hand, you can only Being played with in the palm of your hand.

My ‘natural power’ is the strongest skill of the Lu Academy.

This method has a high purpose. It can transform the inner strength and the essence of Qi and blood into each other. Normally, the inner Qi can be returned to the body and dispersed in the limbs and bones. It can not only collect and store Qi, but also make it impossible for anyone to see through your body. With martial arts, you can also nourish your flesh, blood, muscles and bones, regenerate and replenish the deficiencies, and make your body full of energy, enough to tear apart tigers and leopards.

Don't talk about fighting alone, even if you kill a family of thirteen in one night and then do some hey things, you will never feel a little tired.

Of course, I am just a pure martial arts theorist who is kind to others and loves peace. Everything I just said is just the result of theoretical derivation. I don’t know any martial arts at all, and I have never killed anyone. "

After the peace-loving martial artist finished speaking, he heard a disdainful sneer coming from beside him.

"Haha, you're talking so much, why don't you see a few people trying to learn your natural power?

The form and spirit cannot be taken into consideration at the same time. They are similar to each other, and the steel-like body forging method is the skill of the three-legged cat.

To say that the strongest skill of the Lu Academy can only be my innate Qi.

This method of cultivating both nature and life is the supreme secret of Baiyang Tianli Sect that has been passed down from generation to generation. It has always been taught only to the disciples of the Xing Jiao taught by Wu Sheng Lao Mu.

After practicing it, Wai Gang is strong and powerful, with Qi covering the whole body without any flaws.

Gang Qi can break the body, penetrate gold cave stone, and kill people from a distance.

Finally, by refining the Gang, one becomes divine, and one point of spiritual sharpness is extremely sharp, capable of cutting through everything. This is a rare method in the world to break through barriers.

Once you reach the highest level of rebellious nature, as long as you have enough essence, you can heal your injuries at any time, replace broken limbs, remove flesh and bones, and be reborn in the face of battle, unstoppable. "

"Unstoppable? Zhao Tianji, come and try my steel-like palm!"

"Idiot, in the whole world, I don't pay attention to any martial arts except the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. Dong Tianbao, you are destined to be below me in your life of fighting!"

"Listen to my words, you two, peace is the most precious thing! Harmony is the most precious thing!"

"Chang Tianwei, you despicable villain, even used the Yin-Desolating Yang-Destroying Tiger Claw Hand to break up a fight. How dare you say that you don't know martial arts?"

"You three, stop fighting!"

Before the shouts ended, a strong gust of wind followed the old and energetic voice, blowing over the three instructors from the Lu School who were in a ball together with the futon under their buttocks, and the three of them rolled to the ground in embarrassment.

The old man who yelled had fluffy snow eyebrows and his old eyes were half open and half closed, but his power was like a tiger descending from the mountain, which was frightening.

The old man retracted his waving sleeves, folded his hands and sat directly opposite Liang De. Dong Tianbao, Zhao Tianji and Chang Tianwei also picked up their futons and walked behind the old man in Taoist robes and crane cloaks and sat down, looking disgraced. keep quiet.

"Are you the new transfer student?"

Lin Baolong pulled Liang De to stand up and salute.

"This is Teacher Yuan Tianren, the general instructor of our Lu Academy. He has profound cultivation and is the leading martial arts expert in the red calamity middle level in the school."

Yuan Tianren waved his hand and motioned for Liang De and Lin Baolong to sit down.

"What kind of expert is this? They are just the dead souls of Sheng Wuxu's sword. Those who are willing to kill themselves have long since been freed. The rest of us are just muddle-headed wastes lingering."

Hearing this, Dong Tianbao behind him turned pale, Zhao Tianji snorted coldly, and Chang Tianwei just twisted his beard and smiled bitterly.

"Young man, you have just heard about the steel-like body forging method, innate divine power, innate aura, and the strongest martial arts in the Lu Academy are almost all here.

Although it was a random name given by a few anonymous souls who died under the sword, it was also a practical method selected from their own proud skills. Purple, green, red and white, among the four tribulations and twelve levels of Jie Yuan Walker, at least Bai Jie lowered to Red. The middle position of robbery is enough for you.

Pick one, pick a skill, pick a teacher. "

Liang De sat on the straw futon and pretended to think, but in fact his head was at a loss and he really didn't know how to choose.

Before switching to time travel, he must have taken out his mobile phone and searched for "Which one is better, the steel-like body forging method, innate divine power, or innate Qi", "Which teacher is better, Dong Tianbao, Chang Tianwei, or Zhao Tianji", Hua Shang I spent most of half an hour browsing all kinds of silly answers on 〇度know and 〇hu (if they are too long or too professional, I won’t read them), and finally made a choice based on the highly praised answers.

However, such a choice may not be a good one. The more reference information you have, the harder it will be to make the right choice.

Just like when shopping, prioritizing products with higher sales volume and positive reviews is a wise approach if the data source is authentic and reliable. However, the main mission of the major groups that control so-called big data does not seem to be to bring a better life to consumers. Experience and save more money.

This is true for a large amount of reference information, not to mention that this is a completely unfamiliar world and field.

He knew very little about martial arts. Although he had read many novels, movies, and TV series on related topics, he only had a vague understanding in his mind:

The real type is not as good as the super type, and the super type is not as good as the funny type.

But the three martial arts of Dong Tianbao, Zhao Tianji, and Chang Tianwei all sound quite funny, and it’s a bit hard to distinguish...

Yuan Tianren said that they are all evil puppets who have concealed their real names. These three martial arts are names they picked out from the skills they are good at. So the fighting effect has nothing to do with the movies he has watched. It cannot be Use the movie as a reference…

So why should I choose a martial arts name from a comedy movie? It would interfere with my judgment. How can I choose a funny name?

The funny value of "natural power" can only be surpassed by "Tom Cat's seventy-two immortal body training methods".

However, the whole world is only afraid of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, but he has to talk about this weakness every day and loudly tell the enemy about his innate strength... It seems not bad!

Do people from other worlds also like Stephen Chow's movies? So maybe Stephen Chow will be outdated, but Stephen Chow's movies will never be outdated... Wait a minute, you can't let your mind wander now, but what can you think of if you concentrate on it? !

Liang De has never had anything to do with killing decisively. He spends a long time choosing what to buy. He often hesitates because of a bad review, but the world always needs people to make choices.

In this huge world that is complex and complex, with so much information and conditions that the universe is expanding, commercial solid-state drives have a capacity of 100 terabytes, and supercomputers with a system-wide peak performance of 2 billion petaflops still hit a wall in front of difficult problems, human brain tissue There is obviously no right way to handle everything.

There are countless keyholes but limited keys. Human beings use their own master keys to move forward in a mixed world of right and wrong.

To survive in this world, the master key Liang De prepared for himself was not self-confidence, determination, courage, or love and faith.

His master key is indifference.

It doesn’t matter if the clothes you buy online are more expensive, the house is smaller, the bus is slower, the takeaway food tastes worse, it doesn’t matter if you work more overtime, your boss is more bad, it doesn’t matter if your colleagues are stupider, your friends are annoying, it doesn’t matter if your skin is a little different, and your belly is fat. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you sleep less, it doesn't matter if you laugh at yourself as a social beast, it doesn't matter if you are called a social beast...it doesn't matter.

In the ordinary life day after day, there is no great choice that requires sacrificing one's life for righteousness. There is a saying that success may not be possible, and it is impossible to achieve transcendence.

It doesn't matter if sudden death is unexpected. People don't die suddenly if they don't want to.

When Liang De came to this ruins of the Sword Immortal with strange rules, he was surprised and annoyed. He felt ridiculous and twisted. After being depressed, he didn't care.

For social workers, it's just a different place to work.

Won’t organizational structures, rules and regulations, hierarchies, relationships and relationships still exist after time travel?

In Liang De's opinion, which one is easier to die, which one is more difficult to return home, and which one is more stressful is between the time traveler and the ultimate social animal.

In recent years, there have been an increase in works about social animals suddenly dying and traveling to other worlds. Perhaps some creators have realized that social animals and time travelers have similar qualifications.

However, under the influence of this trend of traveling to other worlds, many shoddy animation works have appeared one after another. In my opinion, the industry should strengthen its supervision...

"Cough, cough." A deliberate clearing of the throat interrupted Liang De from his thoughts. Lin Baolong coughed until his muscles trembled all over, and he couldn't even think about not paying attention.

"Well..." Liang De realized that he had been distracted for too long and quickly put on a thoughtful expression.

Forget it, it doesn’t matter.

"Teacher Yuan, I don't think so. I don't understand these either. Which one do you think I should practice?"

After hearing this, Yuan Tianren's old and deeply wrinkled face showed a playful look: "Young man, if you let me choose, if you have my opinion, you must listen to me."

Finally, I was waiting for a transfer student from the Mainland Department of Education who came from this other side of the world.

Hehe, young man, even if you choose it yourself, I will eventually let you practice what I decide. Now you let me decide for you, it will be more convenient.

Liang De nodded, "Then please ask Teacher Yuan to decide for me. When I go to chain fried chicken restaurants, I only order the popular celebrity meals that are popular in season. I may not be able to choose well by myself."

"Then listen carefully."

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