Fix your sister's fairy

Mo Yi's stomach hurts now, it hurts very much, if you want to use a metaphor to describe it, it is estimated that it is "a pregnant woman who is about to give birth", since eating the Xuanhuang Pill given by Mo Luoxue, Mo Yi's stomach has been like turning over the river and the sea, at first he thought it was just a cold, but when he gradually followed the demon to the back mountain, he realized that he had diarrhea.

"Senior brother, senior brother, is there a toilet here?" At that time, Mo Yi's iron face asked Yu Demon with a blue face, at this time they had already walked away from the academy and walked on the sheep intestine path in the mountains, and the Yu Demon could only touch the back of his head and said regretfully, if you want to run back to the academy, it is better to go to the back mountain to find it, because according to the degree that you have to send the arrow on the string, running back to the academy area is tantamount to looking for death ().

After hearing this, Mo Yi could only rush to the direction pointed by the Yu Demon first, and he didn't care if he recognized the road or not, according to the road map roughly described by the Yu Demon, Mo Yi thought that he should not get lost, because there had been a similar precedent in the past - looking for Mo Luoxue's mansion in the huge Mo family, and that time Mo Yi also succeeded in touching Mo Luoxue's courtyard with his superior memory? Then this time he should also be able to successfully touch the thatched house.

After jumping around for a while, Mo Yi finally reached his destination, he went around to the top of the mountain behind the mountain, he ran like crazy all the way, but Mo Yi finally reached the destination, because there was a bamboo forest in front of him, surrounded by tall trees and bushes, and there was a road paved with stone steps at his feet leading to the bamboo forest.

Mo Yixin said that whose thatched house was in the bamboo forest, after a moment of hesitation, the thunderous gurgling of his stomach urged him to speed up his actions, and Mo Yixin wanted to cry and ran into the bamboo forest on the stone steps without tears.

Walking into the bamboo forest, Mo Yi found that the bamboo forest was bigger than he imagined, he followed the stone steps and walked for a while without seeing the latrine, the most important thing is that he seemed to be still in place a few circles, the bamboo around is emerald green, there are new bamboo shoots on the ground, and occasionally you can hear the sound of birds, because of the dense bamboo forest, the slanting sun in the sky can not shine into the bamboo forest, and it seems that the surroundings are plunged into a light green dim. In a deep green bamboo forest, there is a breeze blowing through the bamboo forest, the sound of bamboo leaves rustling is extremely pleasant, and a fresh green breath lingers on the tip of the nose.

"Ahh What the hell!

"I'll wipe it!" Mo Yi covered his stomach and thought frantically about the feasibility of going to the toilet on the spot, there was no one around, there were bamboo leaves as toilet paper, the environment was claustrophobic, the sky was almost blocked by the bamboo forest, only a few pieces of sunset sprinkled through the bamboo leaves, safe, claustrophobic, tidy, such a location perfectly conformed to the setting of the latrine.

Just when Mo Yi was about to take off his pants, a pleasant and crisp sound of water sounded, stopping Mo Yi's movements, and he looked up in the direction where the sound came from with a puzzled expression. After calming down, Mo Yi walked slowly, and after bypassing a piece of bamboo, he saw a clearing, in the center of which there was a hut made entirely of bamboo, and the sound of tea and boiling water was constantly wafting from the window of the hut.

To sum up, there is such a wonderful and eccentric 'first meeting', a woman who has not been married in the past life and has been rebuilt with love in this life meets a.... Man in a hurry to go to the toilet.

"Toilet... Toilet?" The woman serving tea in the middle of the bamboo house looked at Mo Yi's side face and asked in a daze.

"The toilet, commonly known as the thatched house, also has the beautiful name of squatting pit, which is a place to pay tribute to mortals, is there one?" Mo Yi wanted to express the meaning of the word toilet as much as possible, if it wasn't for the limited time for stomach problems, he could tell the woman in front of him all about the cause, origin, and spread of the toilet.

"Nope. The woman shook her head lightly and said, she stared at Mo Yicui's green eyes filled with doubt and disbelief.

"There is no toilet at home!Who will believe it!" Mo Yi shouted, "Then dare to ask if there is a public toilet here?"

"Nope. The woman shook her head.

I rub. Mo Yi was about to explode by the woman in front of him, which means a few things, although you are good-looking, have a great temperament, and have great taste, but you can't fix me, don't you have a toilet at home?

Suddenly, Mo Yi's face distorted, Damn, yes! The monk who lives in this kind of bamboo forest is either a hermit cultivator or a neurotic, and the woman in front of her who has the word 'master' written on it doesn't look like a neurotic, so she can only be a hermit! Of course, the immortal cultivator can not eat grains! Where does the saying that going to the toilet come from?

Mo Yi suddenly felt that the future of his life was gloomy, and he had to explain his incontinence for the first time since he was sensible since he was a child!? And in front of this stunning beauty who looks like she can score 100 points, this is simply a bottle of chili sauce that is not enough to sprinkle salt on the wound.

The woman stared at Mo Yi for a while, and then she spoke, "Your name... Is it Mo Yi?"

"Well, yes, how do you know. Mo Yi glanced at the woman sitting on the ground and replied, the woman sat casually on the floor made of bamboo rows, her wide green robe was scattered on the ground casually, and her blue green eyes reflected her embarrassed appearance.

No, no, no, no... Now is not the time to look at beautiful women, no matter how beautiful they are, they can't be used as toilets. Mo Yi shook his head and prepared to turn around and go out, "Excuse me, I'll look elsewhere." "

The woman looked at Mo Yi's back quietly, she raised her jade hand from the wide robe and waved it slightly, and a soft cyan light rushed straight to Mo Yi's abdomen, before Mo Yi could react, the light had completely sunk into his abdomen, and then, a cloud of black gas like ink came out of Mo Yi's body, flew straight out of the bamboo gate, and fell under a green bamboo.

"What a situation. Mo Yi touched his stomach, and subconsciously turned his head to look outside the bamboo door, where the ink-like gas touched the green bamboo withered and rotted with the naked eye, and finally turned into a puddle of sewage.

"....." A drop of cold sweat slid down Mo Yi's head, and at the same time, his originally painful stomach slowly calmed down.

The woman raised her head and looked at Mo Yi, her face had a lightness that had not changed for thousands of years, unlike Mo Luoxue, the woman's expression was light, and everything in the world was light, Mo Luoxue at least had a fanatical pursuit of martial arts, but Mo Yi could only see the indifference to everything from the woman's eyes.

"Thank you. Although Mo Yi didn't know what was going on, it was this woman who helped him get the filth out of his body, and Mo Yi also learned this posture when he went to the toilet.

"Let me ask you, is your name Mo Yi?", the woman looked at Mo Yi and asked again.

Mo Yixin said You have asked this question before, he suddenly couldn't speak when he looked at the woman's eyes, and a trace of expectation suddenly appeared in the eyes of those emerald green, who were originally indifferent... Or rather, desire.

Mo Yi didn't figure out what made this elegant and tea-like woman so excited, but he subconsciously vetoed that it was his own name that caused this.

"Yes, my name is Mo Yi. Mo Yi hesitated for a while and nodded.

"Finally.... See you. After Mo Yi's affirmation, the woman knelt on the ground and looked up at Mo Yi, two lines of tears slowly slipped from the corners of her eyes, she cried, but at the same time she smiled, her smile appeared like a ray of light on the edge of the dark sky, beautiful and moving.