Flash marriage honey love: Uncle's burning love baby

Xiao Rui replied, "the villain gave it to me just now. He asked me if I wanted a bear, so I took it. Do you like it? Here you are. "

Lin Ru said coldly, "you can't pick up strangers' things at will in the future."

Xiao Rui looked innocent, "but that man is a bad guy. I take the bad guy's things and let the bad guy suffer. Haven't I punished the bad guy?"

Lin Ru suddenly felt a little speechless. However, she maintained her adult face and replied coldly, "do you know that you are likely to be caught by the bad guys because of what the bad guys gave you? Don't do this again, do you hear me? "

Xiao Rui nodded cleverly, "the bad guy has been punished, mom, where's my marshmallow?"

Lin Ru turned and took the marshmallow from the vendor. Xiao Rui licked the marshmallow with a satisfied face.

The wretched man almost collapsed at the moment. Since just now, he has been farting continuously, and he is still the kind with special noise and smell. It's disgusting everywhere.

"Mom, why is this uncle farting all the time? It stinks." A child passing by holding his mother's hand asked softly.

"Don't talk too much. The uncle may be ill, and he's very ill."

The woman hurried away with her baby son.

Poof poof!

The clear and loud fart almost broke the sky, and everyone passing by was a little farther away.

"How disgusting..."

"Why is it so smelly? Who the fuck ate shit? From whom did the smell come! "

"Shit! I smell a smell of excrement all the way. "

The obscene man carefully hid from the crowd, but he didn't expect to be smelled. The key is that the taste is too strong, strong enough to make people want to vomit, disgusting to retch.

He buried his head and walked forward. Suddenly, several people came in front of him, "it's him. The smell is uploaded from him. It's really fucking smelly."

"Hey, you boy, did you pull your crotch in broad daylight?" The man's eyes shook under the obscene man

The wretched man shrunk his neck, "I, I'll go back and change my pants now."

"Do you know that you have become a very bad influence on unsealing your neighbors? Also, your fart pollutes the environment. Do you understand? "

The man nodded again and again, "I know. I'm wrong. I'll change it."

"Damn it, it's killing me." The man covered his mouth and couldn't hide his disgusted expression.

At this time, the obscene man farted again. The loud voice spread far and angered the gangster leaders, "shit! You dare fart in front of me. "

The man covered his ass sadly, "I've eaten my stomach. I can't control it."

"Can't you control it? Brothers, give him a hand. " At the order of the gangster leader, the remaining gangsters walked towards the obscene man.

However, the obscene man's fart continued, and those gangsters covered their mouths one after another, "my God, is this man spraying shit in his ass?"

Several people dislike and dare not come forward.

The wretched man quickly apologized, "let me go, brothers. I really can't control this."

"He stinks like this. Let's throw people into the river and wash them. It's for the benefit of the nearby residents. It's estimated that the smell can suffocate the pigs in a pigsty."

Several gangsters echoed, "yes, the boss is right, or the boss is loving."

"This boy is a mobile poison gas bomb. Whoever meets him will be unlucky. He farts like a smoke bomb. You're not afraid to trim your pants and smoke them yellow. "

"Boss, let's start now. I can't help it."

The gangster head waved, "come on, big guys began to throw people directly into the river. Be careful not to drown people."

So several gangsters jointly threw the wretched man into the river. The poor wretched man didn't know who he was planted in this time. He thought he had diarrhea after eating leftovers yesterday.

Here, Linru doesn't know what Xiao Rui has done. She just stares at him and doesn't let him eat more marshmallows.

"I want more."

"No."

"Why not? Woman, I have money. "

"What do you call me? You can't have money. When you lose your front teeth, you can't even marry your daughter-in-law. "

Xiao Rui puffed his small face, his face full of stubbornness, "he has a daughter-in-law!"

Seeing that Xiao Rui's eyes fell on her stomach again, Lin Ru suddenly felt powerless. The pressure was so great. If she couldn't have a daughter in the future, the boy wouldn't turn over the sky.

"Let's not talk about daughter-in-law. But cotton candy must not be eaten, do you hear me? " Lin Ru's tone was firm, and Xiao Rui had to nod, "okay."

"That's about the same."

So, the remaining marshmallows fell into the shameless Lin Ru's mouth. She ate sweetly, smacked her mouth from time to time, talked about the taste, and succeeded in obtaining Xiao Rui's sad little eyes.

"What's the matter? Is there something wrong? Shall I take you to the doctor? " Seeing that Xiao Rui's expression was smelly, Lin Ru pretended to ask exaggerated questions.

Xiao Rui said quietly, "my heart hurts."

Lin Ru smiled more happily. "It hurts. At this age, you still need to practice. Ouch, hey, just now you said you were going to buy someone candied haws. Why do you suddenly don't want to buy it now?"

Xiao Rui's small eyes were more resentful, "I have money. I can buy it myself. I don't want you?"

"Do you know where to buy the best candied gourd?"

Lin Ru's words stopped Xiao Rui. He took a deep breath and reluctantly told himself not to lose his temper with women. Good men don't fight with women.

"Ha ha, I'm teasing you. I mean what I say. Let's buy sugar gourd now. I want to eat it, too."

Xiao Rui looked at her faintly, "the last sentence is the key."

"Good son, you still know me." Lin Ru rubbed Xiao Rui's head. It felt good. She couldn't help rubbing it again and got Xiao Rui's disgusting little eyes.

Lin Ru bought candied haws after all, took Xiao Rui around and bought a lot of delicious food.

While Lin Ru was waiting for the roast duck in the roast duck restaurant, Xiao Rui ran to the back kitchen to talk to the cook.

"You come to my house as a cook, and I ask my father to give you a high salary." The solemn appearance of the little steamed stuffed bun makes people only laugh and laugh.

The cook also had children at home, as old as Xiao Rui. Hearing this, he immediately laughed, "xiaodouding, do you want me to be a cook for your family? Why? "

"The food you cook is delicious and meets the standard of cooking at my house. My father's salary is very high. He will never treat you badly."

At a young age, open your mouth and shut your mouth is salary. It's very social.