Flash marriage into love:Hello,my cold husband!

Chen Ziqian while driving seriously, while coughing, "cough, listen well, I'll tell you a joke that will make you laugh."

In the hospital.

Patient a was hospitalized with a hanging bottle, but the nurse didn't come.

Enthusiastic B patient shouts: "nurse, come on, four beds are almost finished."

A after listening to the patient, feel uncomfortable, "you shout wrong, is the medicine finished."

Enthusiastic B patient immediately changed his mouth, "nurse, 4 beds are over, 4 beds are over."

After the first joke, Chen Ziqian still holds the steering wheel in both hands, but looks at Yunshan's reaction.

There was no change.

"Not funny?" Chen Ziqian frowned.

"I'm not in the mood for a joke." Yunshan nuzui, thought of the elder student's broken appointment mood is particularly good, side of the head on Chen Ziqian look forward to the eyes, she suddenly moved, "but thank you, Ziqian brother, you drive the car to tell me a joke."

“……” Chen Ziqian was so worried that he didn't know many jokes.

"Brother Ziqian, you should drive carefully. Don't worry about me. I'll blow the wind."

"I'll tell you another joke." He looked at Yunshan's mood was not very high. He looked up at the road condition in front of the car, and tried to search for the jokes in his head

Finally, there was:

Xiao Ming and several high school students went to visit the head teacher. The head teacher moved to a new home and went to the station to meet the group of students.

Xiao Ming just got off the bus and saw that a group of students had arrived with all kinds of milk, red wine and fruit in their hands.

Just in time, Xiao Ming and the head teacher looked at each other.

Embarrassed, a flash of light, turned to chase the bus, shouting, "master, I forgot to take my things!"

Xiao Ming was proud of his wit when he saw that the car really stopped!

After speaking, Chen Ziqian looked at Yunshan's expression again. Instead of seeing the expected smile, Chen Ziqian saw her frown.

"Shanshan, are you disappointed that he didn't come to pick you up?"

"Brother Ziqian?" Cloud Shan eyebrow light frown, "where is the smile point of your joke?"

"Isn't it funny?" The car just drove to the crossroads. The green light in front of him was only two seconds. Chen Ziqian stepped on the brake slowly, and the green light immediately turned into a red light, "then I'll think of another one."

So there was a third joke:

before Mr. Chen got up in the morning, he saw his daughter-in-law making up happily.

"Wife, why are you so happy today?"

"It's very easy to wear new year's trousers when you're thin."

When Mr. Chen gets up and looks, his jeans are gone.

After that, Shanshan still didn't smile.

Then the fourth one:

teacher: "come on, Xiao Ming, let's talk about the seven states and the four oceans."

Xiao Ming: "seven porridge first, or four big sheep?"

Teacher: "four oceans."

Xiao Ming: "happy sheep, beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, boiling sheep, slow sheep..."

Teacher: "enough, seven big states know, do not know to stand behind."

Xiaoming: "mung bean porridge, Babao porridge, corn porridge..."

Teacher: "stand in the back."

This time, Yunshan finally couldn't help laughing.

Chen Ziqian also breathed a sigh of relief, holding the steering wheel hand gently flicked, saw the red light in front of the green light, released the brake, gently stepped on the accelerator, "feel better, if you still feel bad, I will continue to tell you jokes."

"Brother Ziqian, thank you." After listening to the last joke, Yunshan's mood is really from Yin to Qing. She looks at Chen Ziqian's side and smiles, "it's good to have a brother like you. My two brothers are only a few minutes older than me. They don't look like brothers at all

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