Flash Marriage

Chapter 10: Shameless Jiang Li (1)

The mind came back to the present, at this time, Romance after the dusk said to me: "They all said that today you're having bridal chamber.”
 

Official game idiot: “It’s already finished.”

Romance after the dusk: “It shows that you obviously don’t belong to the married clique, you did not just make your other half run away.”

Official game idiot: “Today we are just too tired …..”

Romance after the dusk: “Too tired, but still have energy to come online?”

Huh, I had nothing to say, it seemed the more I tried to explain the more it got troublesome, just replied: “Boss, you must keep my secret, especially do not let it blow to the ears of He Zhi.”

Romance after the dusk: “I understand your feelings, a person needs a face; a tree needs bark*, I know this principle.”

*Meaning of this phrase is a person needs a clean reputation to survive.

He seemed to have some misunderstanding, but I also did not want to have a detailed discussion on this issue with this gentleman, so just sheepishly said: “Boss, don’t you think we should beat those monsters away.”

Romance after the dusk: "Say, you really don’t intend to consider me?”


Official game idiot: "Okay, give me one more chance. Tonight I'm going to accompany you. "

Romance after the dusk immediately sent me a drooling emoticon.

Official game idiot: “to beat some monsters.”

Right, tonight I was going to help in fighting those monsters!

Romance after the dusk: "......."
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In my eyes, Romance after the dusk was a hardcore womanizer; I had a certain feeling that his looks were comparatively wretched, because in my understanding, the degree of wretchedness of a man is directly proportional to his wretched looks. It’s not that I did not judge people by their looks, but you think, a guy like Jiang Li, if his sexual orientation was normal, if women want to get swept up*, would his wretched self-let the opportunity go?


 * The word used here was dào tiē which means to lose money instead of being paid 



And when I called Romance after the dusk wretched, there was an evidence for that. I went through the blog of Romance after the dusk, and pictures on it were full of simply beautiful women with tall slender sexy hot body. Once I couldn't help but ask him: “From where did you plunder the pictures of these fine beauties?  Are they all foreign stars, if not then how come I have never seen them before?” Guess, how he responded?  He very shamelessly said:  “were all my girlfriends, at different time periods.” Oh Holy God, I finally found a skin thicker than mine!!!

But having said that, afterwards I had always been fairly polite towards Romance after the dusk, occasionally accepted some colored jokes. The worst one was, I actually forgot what he said at that time, nonetheless he blatantly teased me, I was too angry, directly deleted him from my friends and also blacklisted him on QQ. The next day, I was struggling for life while fighting a monster, saw imminent danger, when he suddenly fell from the sky and beat those monsters within seconds. By that time I had also calmed down, about half, therefore the two of us reconciled.

In short, he was crude and I was angry, so two people argued loudly and got along fairly well.

Romance after the dusk on several occasions wanted to exchange pictures with me, I naturally did not agree, after all the online world is only virtual so it should always be kept virtual.

Existence of I and Romance after the dusk in the same clan, always made other people in the clan could not help but love-hate. On one hand there was highly experienced Romance after the dusk, fighting beside him was a lot more comfortable, on the other hand there was a Game idiot such as me who would pull their hind legs, making their teeth itch with hatred.

Because I was afraid of being beaten to death, so boss Romance After the dusk each time told me to stand still and not move-in fact I thought the way he said that to me was kind of contemptuous, but others did not think so. They unanimously showed discontent and indignation towards me for my ‘reaping without sowing’ act. Some people really could not stand it so they publicly complained about it.

At that time, Romance after the dusk would say as usual: “Don’t play then, disappear, no one is stopping you.” The result was, of course, no one was willing to leave the clan, even though they had such a burden as me but fighting against monsters along the side of best player Romance after the Dusk, as compared to other teams, was much easier.

I felt that Romance after the dusk was simply being a daredevil, but there was no other way, it was like an investment for those who had capital, even though I did not understand it but still had to acquiesce.
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My thoughts came back to present, slashed monsters with Romance after the dusk for a few hours without stopping our chit-chats. With him I did not have any thing called as common topic, but this man Romance after the dusk was very talkative, with two people rambling incoherently the time flied rapidly, did not see for a while and sky was already bright.



Official game idiot: “Thanks to you, I am going to sleep at dawn today."
Romance after the dusk: “Did not see outside, ah, but I am curious, is your husband dead?”
Official game idiot: "You have asked me the same hundred and eight time before!”
Romance after the dusk: "Okay, okay, will not ask. Today there was a great beauty in my bed but still could not pay attention to her. Typed keyboard with you all night, how are you going to repay me for this?”

I thought to myself he clearly was very treacherous, so impatiently answered: "Okay, okay, there are not enough words to thank you for your great favor."
Romance after the dusk: "But I am glad, because your wedding night was spent together with me, ha ha ha.”
Official game idiot: "Go to sleep, I still want to eat breakfast."

Romance after the dusk: "You are not going to the bed yet?"

Official game idiot: "You don’t over reckon, quickly go to sleep, though no matter what, thanks for today.”

Romance after the dusk:  "Okay okay, I'm logging out and you take time to get some sleep, women who don’t get enough sleep are very dangerous.”

Official game idiot: "Talking like this, uh-uh eh, you are actually a middle aged fifty years old auntie, right?”
Romance after the dusk: "How many times have I told you my brother*, I am handsome, charming, and invincible with exuberant spirit …..oh, and currently single!”

Official game idiot: “Got it." Just then he told me about the great beauty in his bed and now he was talking about being single, I could see he was really very crafty. 

Romance after the dusk: "Okay okay, I'm really out of here. 8"
Official game idiot: “88."