Chapter 31.1

Since today is Saturday, there is no need to go to work.

During the afternoon, I was surf the internet when Jiang Li suddenly said, “Guan XiaoYan, go look at your blog.”

So, I pathetically used the identity of a guest to look at my own blog, to see what Jiang Li has done to it.

As expected Jiang Li did not disappoint me, once I saw the title of the newest log, I have the urge of banging my head against the screen.

That gorgeous title in the homepage of my blog flashed in vibrant color. [In the middle of the night, I secretly took nude photos of my hubby.]

For a moment, I got shivers. Fine, I admit that your photos are very xx and also xx. However, for you to put these sickening words under my name, how can I stand it….Even more, for you to go judging yourself, is your skin not thick enough…

I took another look at his log, very brief and simple. Apart from how this blogger loves his husband, how attractive he is……despite the commotions from my stomach, the rest were fine.

Then it was the pictures. Jiang Li was pretty reasonable. Only uploaded the few with blurry faces. There wasn’t exactly much exposure either. But it looked like those alluring photos.

All those pictures are what I have seen. Those that are even more exaggerated, I too have seen. Therefore, I skimmed through it all and went straight for the comments.

My blog never had many views, not to mention the comments. In the end, when Jiang Li sent out those pictures, it exploded. In a moment there were so many comments. The majority of it was drooling at Jiang Li’s pictures. In regards to these perverted females, I was speechless. If they knew Jiang Li is gay, would the reactions still be this big?

Of course, concerning these perverted females, Jiang Li’s reply made me even more speechless. For example:

Online friend A: Your husband didn’t wear any clothes!

Blogger replies: Yes ah, I didn’t wear any clothes.

 (You indeed didn’t wear any clothes, but you are representing me!)

Online friend B: What did you guys do yesterday?

Blogger replies: Would you believe me if I said we did nothing?

   (You ah, all drunk like this. Say you did nothing, even I won’t believe.)

Online friend C: Your husband is so handsome! You are also a great beauty, right?

Blogger replies: I am not a great beauty, I have no face nor figure, plus the fact I am stupid.

(Flips desk! I have the face and the body alright! It’s just that my chest is lacking a bit…… but at least I have some!)

……

The more I see, the more I grieved. With no hesitation, I decided to leave a comment: ‘With one look you can see the guy is gay. What is there to flaunt about!’

I then went back online, and also returned back to my blog wanting to see others’ reaction to Jiang Li being gay. However, when I open the blog, I only saw a whole lot of yelling. With the exceptions of a few other supporters, everyone else all said that I was jealous, treacherous, and have bad intentions…..Together with the mass who couldn’t see the truth, Jiang Li’s reply was more elegant but also fueled my anger even more. He said: ‘I understand your feelings, but I don’t agree with your actions.’ He just wants to say that I am jealous of the blogger’s husband?! If you want to yell, then yell more straightforward. Why bother to pretend!

Although I am angry, I couldn’t do anything. Seeing the string of comments led by Jiang Li to look down on me, I was completely defeated. Forget it, forget it. This old lady is magnanimous, I won’t bother with him.

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Tonight, the company wants to hold a masquerade party. It is said to brighten up the corporate culture. To promote the exchange of staff and between employees and leaders and so on. In short: the meaning of this masquerade is very important, have to go. Although I have to retain my opinions in regards to the significance of this party, Wang Kai said there will be a salary deduction to those who don’t go. So I can only be obedient and follow up.

I asked Jiang Li, “You say, what should I disguise as?”

Jiang Li seriously ponder for a moment before telling me many animals, like a pig, a fox, or a hedgehog…..

I rolled my eyes, unsatisfied. “Why can’t you say a human being?”

Jiang Li replies, “Then Cinderella, since it suits your temperament.”

“I refuse, I want to disguise as Snow White!” Cinderella is too sad, not a suitable choice.

Jiang Li gives me a disdainful glare, “Currently, that princess has dropped too much in price.” Hey!

Again, the next chapter!! So the punishment is revealed!! Haha…she was embarrassed by her lovely hubby. Poor Xiao Yan tried, to tell the truth, but was shut by one sentence from her lovely hubby.

Jujube got pissed while she was translating the next part. Can you guess why? Lychee here could only sigh. Damn Wang Kai. Pomme didn’t show much of emotions here. Stay tuned for the part!! (¤﹏¤)