Flower Master in the City
Chapter 312: Drinking water is also diarrhea
Chapter 312, drinking water and diarrhea
After hearing the sound of the summer, Su Ziqiang and Zhang Li turned around unconsciously, and then looked around and found that there was no other person beside him at this time, and suddenly they understood that the two idiots in the summer mouth were the two of them.
"What do you want to do?" Su Ziqiang looked at the summer with an angry look. Although he was a little bit afraid of the summer, he could be called idiots so loudly. If he could still pretend to be nothing, then he would not be Su Ziqiang.
In the summer, I was squatting in front of Su Ziqiang and Zhang Li, and said lazily: "Nothing, just kindly remind you two idiots, and it is best not to have breakfast."
"What do we do if we don't eat breakfast?" Su Ziqiang was very annoyed.
"Oh, it really doesn't matter to me." In the summer, I shot a shot at Su Ziqiang and Zhang Li at a speed that was hard to see with the naked eye. Then I was dissatisfied with Su Ziqiang. "Then I opened the house with my wife, shut you two." An idiot, why are you looking for two policemen to bother us?"
Su Ziqiang and Zhang Li looked at each other and their faces changed slightly. Both of them felt a little confused. How could they know about this in summer?
"I don't know what you are talking about!" Su Ziqiang forced to calm down. He decided not to admit that he had done this. Anyway, there is no evidence in the summer.
In the summer, I looked at Su Ziqiang with a contemptuous look: "It’s useless. I didn’t dare to admit it. If you look at me, I will tell you in advance. When you find out what you are going to drink and drink, you will have diarrhea. Don't be surprised, because that's what I did."
Look at the Mu Xi in the arms has been sleeping on him, and she will pick her up in the summer, and said to Su Ziqiang: "Too lazy to care about your two idiots, I will take my wife back to sleep."
In the summer, I walked away, and even the elevator was too lazy to wait. In the blink of an eye, I disappeared in front of Su Ziqiang and Zhang Li.
Su Ziqiang and Zhang Li face each other. After standing there for a few tens of seconds, they turned into the restaurant.
The two chose breakfast, found a table to sit down, was planning to eat, just sent things to their lips, Zhang Li suddenly stopped.
"Ziqiang, what did he mean by that?" Zhang Li was a little worried.
Su Ziqiang had already stuffed most of his face into his mouth, then stopped and asked: "What?"
"That is to say that what we eat and what to drink will also diarrhea!" Zhang Li is a bit afraid to eat, "Is it true?"
"How is it possible? He deliberately scared us and wanted us to be hungry. I didn't believe it." Su Ziqiang looked at him indifferently, and then stuffed the remaining half of the face into his mouth.
"But you are not saying that the person is very powerful?" Zhang Li was still a little worried. At the time, Su Ziqiang had suffered a loss in the face of the summer, and then Su Ziqiang said that the summer was quite powerful, in order to let Zhang Li understand, not He is not useful, but his opponent is too strong.
It’s just that Su Ziqiang himself does not believe that summer is so powerful. On the contrary, Zhang Li is a little bit convinced. Now, Zhang Li is more worried, but Su Ziqiang is not so concerned. Until now, Su Ziqiang still believes that summer is more able to fight. .
"If he is even more powerful, it is impossible for us to diarrhea casually?" Su Ziqiang did not care, and did not touch them even in the summer.
Poor Su Ziqiang naturally did not know, in fact, they have already touched them in the summer, but the summer moves so fast that he did not find it at all.
"Yes." Listening to Su Ziqiang said, Zhang Li also let go.
Zhang Li picked up the chopsticks again and was ready to start eating breakfast, but suddenly heard a groaning sound, then saw Su Ziqiang's face changed greatly, hurriedly put down the chopsticks, and got up and wanted to go.
"Ziqiang, what happened?" Zhang Li hurriedly asked.
"I will go to the toilet first..." Su Zengqiang said in a hurry, just turned around, Zhang Li heard another groaning sound, and then, stinking.
"Ziqiang, you..." Zhang Li reached out and covered her nose, and looked at Su Ziqiang with a stunned look, because she clearly looked, Su Ziqiang's pants were wet, he, he actually pulled into the pants.
At this moment, everyone in the restaurant stared at Su Ziqiang, his eyes were full of horror, disgust and contempt, the smell of scent was spreading rapidly in the restaurant, and Su Ziqiang was still releasing the intestines. Miscellaneous, he wants to stop, but unfortunately, it is not under his control.
"Summer, my mother is not finished with you!" Su Ziqiang roared in his heart. At this moment, he even had a heart of death, just want to find a hole to drill in.
While Zhang Li is glad that she has not eaten yet, she does not dare to touch any food. She does not want to be so ugly in public.
I don't know how long I have slept, I woke up in the summer and was woken up by the ringing of the mobile phone.
In the summer, I took a mobile phone and watched it, but it was Zhao Qingqing’s call. So he hangs up without hesitation. He is sleeping with his wife, and he is not interested in picking up Zhao Qingqing’s phone.
Just hang up, Zhao Qingqing will call again.
The summer continued to hang up, and then Zhao Qingqing still came over.
The summer was finally annoyed. When I got on the phone, I said to the phone that I was dissatisfied: "Zhao Qingqing, you will call me if you call me again!"
"Master, even if you yell at me, I have to call!" Zhao Qingqing is not afraid.
Summer is very uncomfortable. This girl is really troublesome. He said with no anger: "Be careful, I will make you more and more ugly, and make you a real ugly!"
"It doesn't matter, anyway, I am your future little wife. I am ugly and it is the loss of the master." Zhao Qingqing smiled. "Master, are you better to make me beautiful?"
"You are not my future wife!" said the summer unhappy.
"You can't say that you can only learn if your martial arts can only be learned by your wife? I have already learned your martial arts and not your little wife. What should I do?" Zhao Qingqing looked very embarrassed.
"In short, I don't want you to be a wife." Summer was a bit depressed. I didn't want to continue to entangle this problem with Zhao Qingqing. He continued to ask: "Hey, what do you call me to do? Something to say, don't say I will hang up!" ”
"Ah, Master, don't hang, I have a business!" Zhao Qingqing said quickly, "Is your sister with you?"
"What is it about you?" asked the summer unhappy.
"Master, you are going to let your sister come back to save lives. Three of us can't beat our dream sisters. They are all bullied by the dream sister!" Zhao Qingqing complained.
Summer was a little happy: "Is the dream sister bullying you?"
"Yeah, Master, if you don't put your sister back home, then you will come back and get your dream sister done. Otherwise, the dream sister is bored and looking for us to practice. We are not her opponents. She doesn't know how to shoot." Light and heavy, the nose of the family let her bleeding, almost almost broke!" Zhao Qingqing spit in the water, "I did not have a beautiful sister, if it is still broken, it is even more beautiful!"
The summer is getting more and more happy: "This way, then I will go home as late as possible with my sister."
"Ah?" Zhao Qingqing stayed, "Master, how can you do this?"
"I like you being bullied, well, don't call me again, or I will let the dream sister yell at you!" After the summer, I finished the sentence and then hung up the phone.
This time, Zhao Qingqing did not dare to call again. She was not afraid of summer, but she was really scared by Liu Mengyu.
Putting down the phone, I turned around and saw that Mu Hao had woke up. She was looking at him with tenderness.
"Husband, if you don't want to answer the phone, you can turn off the phone." Mu whispered softly.
"Good husband never turns off the phone, I am a good husband, so I don't turn off the phone." In the summer, he said, "If I shut down, my wife can't find me."
I don’t know what to say for a while, this sounds right, but can be said in his mouth, how is it so weird? He is so happy, why can't he be a good husband?
In the summer, I stared at the beautiful figure of Mu Xi and said: "Lunch time is here."
Su family.
"What happened to Ziqiang?" Su Xiaocan rushed back from the outside. He was a little dissatisfied and asked, as a fourth-year-old Su Jiaqiang, Su Ziqiang did not do anything right, but he occasionally got trouble and came back.
Su Junfeng glanced at the bathroom that closed the door, revealing a helpless smile: "Tummy!"
"Let's have a stomach to solve it?" Su Xiaocan was a little unhappy. If he had to solve it in such a trivial matter, then he would not have to sleep every day.
"It's not an ordinary diarrhea." Su Junfeng had to explain, "He pulls everything he eats, even if he takes medicine, I will send him to the hospital, but the hospital will not be paralyzed. He will also diarrhea while playing with water, and finally there is no way, simply Get him home, don't eat or drink, the temporary symptoms have eased a lot, not so strong before."
“So serious?” Su Xiaocan was a little surprised. “As you said, there is no way for the hospital. What do you call me to do?”
"I want you to contact the summer to see if he can..." Su Junfeng did not finish talking, Su Xiaocan interrupted his words: "Do you think that summer is where I can be on call? Last time he was willing to give me treatment. I am lucky when I am sick, but this does not mean that he will treat people casually!"
Su Junfeng is a little depressed, can't he listen to what he said?
In desperation, Su Junfeng had to continue to explain: "According to Ziqiang, the reason why he did this is that he did his hands and feet in the summer."
"Is he strong, is he sick?" Su Xiaocan was furious. "He did what he did for no reason?"
You'll Also Like
-
You said you were good at archaeology, but your tattoo of the Nine Dragons pulling the coffin has be
Chapter 1767 8 hours ago -
Starting from traveling through Naruto, who says archers are weak
Chapter 203 9 hours ago -
I was imprisoned by the Empress at the beginning, and I was secretly invincible
Chapter 716 9 hours ago -
Pirates: Get the telekinesis fruit at the start!
Chapter 145 9 hours ago -
Hong Kong Film: The Positive Energy System of the Hongxing Boss
Chapter 592 9 hours ago -
Naruto: I am immortal and can open the eight gates infinitely
Chapter 183 9 hours ago -
Naruto: Reborn as Uchiha Itachi and kill Danzo first
Chapter 88 9 hours ago -
The Peerless Fisherman: The Counterattack Started from Accidentally Entering a Fishing Village
Chapter 245 9 hours ago -
The ghost knocked on the door, luckily I was able to read the save file!
Chapter 105 9 hours ago -
I asked you to teach the worst class, but you made it the best in the school?
Chapter 229 9 hours ago