Football: God-level striker, all teammates lie down

This weekend, Manchester City will challenge West Bromwich Albion away.

West Bromwich Albion is a mid-to-lower-level Premier League team, so in this game, they took the initiative to lower their posture and focus on defense.

Hope to delay the game as much as possible.

What if they can accidentally get a draw?

Set up the iron bucket formation first, and fill the penalty area with people first.

Try not to lose the ball.

This tactic is very effective.

At least, Manchester City did not score a goal in the first half.

Even with an 82% possession rate, they did not score a goal.

Manchester City's ball is almost difficult to get into the penalty area.

They can only try a few shots from the outside.

Gundogan and Kante, De Bruyne, Silva, and Zhao Yi all fired from the outside.

The West Bromwich Albion defenders and goalkeepers were kicked dizzy.

They still stubbornly defended the score.

The two sides entered the second half with 0:0.

During the halftime break, Brother Su Lei wailed and cursed.

Some even cursed Manchester City to disband quickly.

Because the draw at halftime meant that many brothers had already lost everything.

Without a goal, Manchester City didn't win at halftime, and the halftime win was dead, and the halftime big goal was also dead.

Twenty seconds into the second half, Zhao Yi was in a familiar area, shook the angle, and shot a goal.

Brother Su Lei cursed even more happily.

"Okay, hide the ball at halftime!"

"Fellow countryman pits fellow countryman!!"

"If you kick like this, I won't get Su Lei's vote for the King of Football in the future!"

"Rubbish, still the King of Football... You're going to milk me!"

"Shit came out of your head, you know to take off your pants!"

"You know to score a goal when you lost all your money?"

"We are all Chinese, are you going to pit your compatriots like this?"

"Cooperating with Zhuang Gou, you kicked a fake match at the age of 19, you are really good!"

Just after the 60th minute, Silva took a corner kick, Zhao Yi inserted outside the penalty area, and headed the ball into the goal.

Manchester City 2:0!

This time point is very good.

Some Su Lei brothers bought the ball from 45 minutes to 60 minutes.

Zhao Yi scored a goal at the 60th minute and 5 seconds of the game.

As long as they were six seconds earlier, they would have won money.

This time, not only did they not win, but they also lost everything.

"Wash it all!"

"Zhao Yi brand drum washing machine, the best in the world!"

"Who will send a 15 yuan red envelope, eat a pig's trotter rice..."

"I haven't eaten for three days..."

"I just sent out 3,600 yuan in manuscript fees... I lost the last bit of money... Which kind brother can transfer 10 yuan to eat grilled cold noodles..."

The game was in the 88th minute.

The score was still 2:0.

The Su Lei brothers were going crazy.

"Love!"

"Love!"

"You've killed me twice, won't you give me a chance to come back?"

"Score one!"

"Score one quickly!"

"You'll only give me a penalty in the penalty area?"

"Fuck, the goalkeeper didn't give me a penalty for handball, is the referee blind?"

"Give me a penalty, I'll admit it!"

"King Zhao, save me!"

"The 388,000 yuan betrothal gift is all paid, it's up to you whether you can get a wife, King!"

"If you lose the wife's capital, you'll have no wife, King..."

"If you win, you can marry two, King..."

"Twins, I'll give you a King..."

"Auntie Zi and mother -in -law ... "" 6666! " Can't fly! "" King Zhao Ball, let you fly! "" Cao Nima ... "" Did you let the donkey kick? , Still scolding, just shouting, a point of recognition of a point, now the punishment is broken. "My Aguero!!"

"Goal!"

"Aguero, Daddy!"

"Are you worthy of Zhao Qiuwang for missing the penalty?"

"Goal!"

"6666!"

"6666!"

"The technician is on the way!"

"Mother-in-law is already in place!"

"Aguero, don't let me down!"

"In the 90th minute of the game, Manchester City missed the penalty." The text live broadcast gave the result.

"Stupid Aguero, broken leg!"

"Stupid Zhao Yi, broken leg!"

"Neither of you can leave the stadium!"

"Manchester City is a bunch of idiots!!!"

"The technician is gone..."

"BallDidn't go in, I went in, goodbye brothers! ”

“Match-fixing!!”

“Return the money!!”

“What's the point of keeping you if you can't score a penalty?”

“You still want to give in, did I agree? ?”

“Are you worthy of Su Lei's group of brothers? ?”

“Stupid Zhao Yi, you still want my sister-in-law?”

“Even my mother-in-law won't give it to you, you rubbish!!”

“??? ??? ?”

“??? ??? ?”

“!!! !!! !!! !”

“!!! !!! !!! !”

“666666!!!”

“6666666!!!”

“Collect!!!”

“Collect 2.5!!!”

“Collect 200,000!!!”

“King of football!! ”

“Zhao Qiuwang, you are my father! !”

“The technician has turned back! !”

“Zhao Qiuwang, Dad! !”

“Father-in-law! !”

“Sister-in-law and mother-in-law are ready, Qiuwang! !”

“Those who scold you are my son! !”

“Qiuwang, fellow villagers save fellow villagers! !”

“Qiuwang! ! Thank you! !”

“Qiuwang, you let me get married! !”

“Qiuwang, you let my children have books to read! !”

“Thank you, Qiuwang, reborn parents!”

“Number one in the world! !”

“I won’t write novels next month. I’ve made enough money, Qiuwang! ”

Aguero missed the penalty kick, Sterling rushed in and made a supplementary shot, but the goalkeeper saved it.

Zhao Yi followed up with a second-point supplementary shot and scored the ball.

While Manchester City won the league for ten consecutive times, it also made the old brothers Su Lei stand up.

Zhao Yi performed a hat trick again and continued to lead the scorer list.

Also in the competition for the European Golden Boot, it is far ahead.

After this league game, Manchester City will face the challenge of Barcelona at Etihad.

This game will determine the ownership of the first place in the group.

If Barcelona loses, it will basically say goodbye to the first place in the group.

This group match is not only the focus of this round of group matches, but also considered by some fans as an early decisive battle of the Champions League final.

Although Barcelona's state this season is average, there are still a large number of fans who firmly believe that Barcelona will achieve excellent results in the Champions League.

They firmly believe that Barcelona has not lost its competitiveness.

Barcelona, ​​with MSN, is still the top team in Europe.

But many fans believe that Barcelona is no longer the cosmic team it used to be, and they will not get anything this season.