Football: God-level striker, all teammates lie down

Champions League top scorer, Premier League Golden Boot, Premier League Player of the Year, UEFA Player of the Year, UEFA Team of the Year.

Zhao Yi has won almost all the awards this season.

Only the assist king has gone to another team.

In two seasons, Zhao Yi has completely made the entire Premier League and the entire European football world lose suspense.

He is moving towards his promise.

He wants to make the whole of Europe no longer have a giant.

After successfully winning the Super Cup and Community Shield, Manchester City won six championships this year!

As long as the Club World Cup can win again, it can defend the seven championships.

Europe is not without giants.

There is only one giant in Europe.

That is Manchester City.

When the list of candidates for the new season's Golden Ball was announced, Zhao Yi was on the list.

Zhao Yi held a press conference that day and made a solemn statement.

"I will not attend the Ballon d'Or ceremony and I will not recognize the Ballon d'Or award.

I hope the Ballon d'Or can have some backbone and remove me from the list."

Zhao Yi's voice made the organizers of the Ballon d'Or completely speechless.

"France Football" thought that it would ease the relationship between the two sides.

Take the initiative to add Zhao Yi to the list, and then Zhao Yi will get off the list.

This way everyone can save face.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Yi directly tore his face.

Not in an interview, nor through relevant personnel.

But directly held a press conference!

Solemnly told everyone that he would not attend.

If he doesn't want to attend, then don't attend. He still doesn't recognize the authority of the Ballon d'Or!

The Ballon d'Or is one of the most authoritative sports awards. How can he swallow his anger when someone points his finger at his face and scolds him like this?

The Ballon d'Or also issued a statement, respecting Mr. Zhao Yi's own wishes, and the Ballon d'Or will exclude his name from the list of candidates for the Ballon d'Or.

The Ballon d'Or official expressed regret.

The Ballon d'Or official always adheres to the principles of fairness, openness and equity.

The Ballon d'Or official believes that Mr. Zhao Yi is one of the best players in the world.

The Ballon d'Or official did not confront Zhao Yi, and he doesn't dare to do so now.

Two seasons, fourteen championships.

Kicked Real Madrid and Barcelona to pieces.

In the foreseeable ten years, this guy may be the strongest in the world.

The Ballon d'Or official doesn't have the courage to confront him.

They just regret giving the Ballon d'Or to someone else.

If Zhao Yi does not participate in the Ballon d'Or selection, then the biggest beneficiary of the Ballon d'Or will definitely be Cristiano Ronaldo.

La Liga champion, La Liga Golden Boot, Champions League final participant.

Cristiano Ronaldo certainly knows that he will definitely win the Ballon d'Or.

However, even with his pretentious personality, he is embarrassed to win the Ballon d'Or.

How embarrassing is that?

He won an award that others don't want?

How will others see him?

Garbage collector!

So Cristiano Ronaldo was also absent on the day of the Ballon d'Or.

He said his wife had given birth.

Family is the most important.

According to relevant media reports, Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend was due one week before her due date and had a caesarean section in advance.

The caesarean section on the day of the Ballon d'Or is very intriguing.

On the day of the Ballon d'Or ceremony, there were still many superstars present.

Messi went.

Messi went to see the joke.

He went there happily with his wife.

He didn't win the Ballon d'Or, but he was happier than the winner.

When the Ballon d'Or was announced as the winner of Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi applauded vigorously.

Good!!!

As expected!!!

Portuguese star Figo won the Ballon d'Or trophy for Cristiano Ronaldo.

And gave a speech for Cristiano Ronaldo.

After Zhao Yi led Manchester City to win the Club World Cup, he attended the FIFA awards ceremony.

He won the World Footballer of the Year again.

At the awards ceremony, Zhao Yi told fans around the world that within five years, he would not join any national or regional football team.

He would only participate in club competitions.

This speech shocked the entire football world.

Infantino became half a clown.

The special case for Zhao Yi that he worked hard to promote became a decoration.

Everyone knows that what Zhao Yi said is the real golden words.

There will never be any change.

He said that he would not join any national team within five years, and that was true.

At the same time, some people also saw the doorway.

Not joining within five years?

That is to say, five years later, he will most likely join!

How old will he be at that time?

Twenty-five years old! ! !

It is the peak moment of his career!

…

August 24, 2020.

Manchester City defeated Paris Saint-Germain 3-0 in the Champions League final.

They won the Champions League for the fifth time in a row and became the real king of the Champions League.

After the game, Zhao Yi hugged and comforted Mbappe's painting, became a classic moment.

"The future is yours."

Zhao Yi said so.

Mbappe cried.

He didn't believe it.

As long as Zhao Yi is here, what future is there?

He and Zhao Yi are of similar age, and it's not certain who will retire first!

But Zhao Yi never lies, and he won't talk nonsense when comforting people.

He said the future is mine?

What does he mean?

Will I really surpass him?

Surpass a fart!

This guy has scored 196 goals in the Champions League in five years!

Far ahead of others.

Messi and Ronaldo have been playing for ten years, but they have just surpassed half of his five-year goal number!

Mbappe sobbed and hesitated.

I don't know what Zhao Yi meant.

At the post-match press conference, after Guardiola finished speaking.

Zhao Yi faced the reporters with a bright smile.

After he gave some speeches about winning the championship, he told everyone one thing in front of the camera.

"August 31st is the last day of my contract with Manchester City. After that day, I will officially retire."

The reporters burst into laughter. This joke is funny!

Then they all fell silent.

This is not a joke.

All the reporters listened attentively.

At this moment, Manchester City fans who were watching the live broadcast were stunned.

The last moment they were still immersed in the joy of winning the championship, and the next moment they felt like they were in hell.

Retire, retire? ?

Super Zhao, who led Manchester City to five consecutive Premier League and Champions League titles, is retiring before his 24th birthday. What kind of decision is this?

The dictator who can play for at least another ten years and rule Europe for another ten years is retiring? ?

"Yes, this is not a difficult decision. There are still many fans who are looking forward to me continuing to play and continue to lead them to victory.

But after we lost the League Cup and the FA Cup this season, I knew it was time.

I lost interest and faith.

I no longer have the desire to win or challenge.

In the past five years... I have been waiting for a team that can challenge Manchester City and a player that can defeat me.

Unfortunately... let alone defeat, there is not even a player who can challenge me.

We defeated Real Madrid four times. Real Madrid was in front of us... like a babbling child, falling down at the first touch...

I am full of disappointment in this football world and in all the players who play football.

They really don't deserve to play football. They are really not much better than Chinese players."

The reporter was stunned.

Watching the live broadcast, the fans who heard that Zhao Yi was going to retire immediately called their partners to watch together.

Among them, the number of Manchester City fans is really not as many as that of Real Madrid fans.

Why?

Because Real Madrid has encountered Manchester City four times in the Champions League, twice in the finals and twice in the knockout rounds!

Two finals! !

Failed at the last hurdle.

Kicked without any chance to fight back.

Now hearing Zhao Yi specifically name Real Madrid, these fans' hearts are bleeding.

"Yes, this is what I really think.

Fans watching the live broadcast, you don't need to hide your emotions.

Cheer, celebrate!

Only when I retire, you will have some chance to compete for the Champions League.

Only when I retire, the European sky will return to its normal color.

Only when I retire, Europe will see a flourishing era of a hundred schools of thought again."

"If I don't retire, you will always be losers."

Zhao Yi nodded at the camera.

"Yeah!!!"

"Yes!!!!"

"Ah!!!!"

At the same time, fierce shouts of celebration broke out all over Europe.

It's dawn!!!

The sky of the European continent is bright!!!

Real Madrid fans, Barcelona fans, Bayern fans, Juventus fans, Liverpool fans, Chelsea fans, Inter Milan fans, AC Milan fans, at this moment, hearts are connected.

Celebrate together!

He really retired!!

The only true emperor in Europe, the dictator who suppressed all the giants for five years and dared not breathe, retired!!

This moment is the happiest moment for all the giants fans except Manchester City fans.

The liberated serfs sang!

Florentino took off his glasses and breathed a sigh of relief.

Do you know how I have lived these five years? ?

Do you really know? ?

God really heard my prayers.

Although he was not unable to play football due to an accident, this is a good result.

Plop, the exhausted old man knelt on the ground and burst into tears.

He is really gone.

He is really gone!!!

The world is back on track!!

…

The whole world celebrated, Zhao Yi returned home, took out his cell phone and dialed a number.

“Hello?OK. "The voice on the other side was very tired.

"Are you Wang Chuqi?"

"Yes, I am Wang Chuqi, who are you?"

"I am Zhao Yi, are you interested in playing football for Manchester United?"

"The Zhao Yi who plays football?"

"Yes."

"What did you just ask me?"

"I asked you if you are interested in playing football for Manchester United?"

"Not this, the last question."

"Are you Wang Chuqi?"

"No, I am your father!!!"

Wang Chuqi threw his phone away, furious, fuck, do all the scammers now treat people as fools?

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