Football: I carry forward Shaolin Kung Fu

Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded by AC Milan centre-forward Ibrahimovic

who was injured in the first half and did not leave the field to go to the hospital.

He insisted on staying on the sidelines and watching the Milan derby.

In the words of him and the team doctor, "I am the spiritual pillar of Milan, I can't leave, I'm gone, these kids on the field will be chaotic!" "

Result.

Ibrahimovic dragged his scrap leg and watched the scoreboard go 0-2, beating once in ten minutes.

If you weren't careful, you jumped to 0 to 6!

Eevee was dumbfounded.

He nervously asked his teammate Biglia: "What is the record for the biggest point difference in the Milan derby, we won't make history..." Biglia

shook his head solemnly,

"No!" We didn't make history!

"If I'm not mistaken, the biggest point difference in the Milan derby came in the 2000/01 season, when we beat Inter 6-0."

"Today just tied the record, we didn't set a record!"

As soon as Ibrahimovic heard this, his face changed suddenly!

He picked up the water bottle next to him, smashed it and said a word, smashed it and said a sentence:

"6-0 is not enough, 6-0 is not enough, 6-0 is not enough, 6-0 is not enough, 6-0 is not enough, 6-0 is not enough..."

At this time, the die-hard fans of Milan in the North Stand had begun to leave.

In just a minute or two, half of the fans got up from their seats, and the exit corridor was once congested.

A bearded Milan fan, while striding heavily, put away the fence and wrote: "We AC Milan are invincible!" Red banner, while crying, snot tears pasted a face:

"Wow wow wow ~ too miserable, wow wow wow, wow wow wow, wow

A little fat man wearing a children's Milan shirt and highly myopic glasses saw his father get up, and also jumped and chased over, shouting in his mouth:

"Go, go, go to the store to buy a mobile phone!"

Dad didn't turn his head back, and yelled at him:

"Buy a fart mobile phone, no mobile phone!"

The little fat man was stunned, and then grabbed his father's pant leg with an arrow.

"Don't go, talk doesn't count! Didn't you say, after watching this game, go to the Apple store next to it and buy me an iPhone 11 Pro! I want a phone!

"It's too expensive, don't buy it!"

On such a sunny and breezy summer afternoon, Qianyan witnessed the home team being slaughtered by 6 goals, equalling the largest point difference between the two teams in history, this uncle's mentality collapsed, where is the mood to buy a mobile phone for his fat son!

The fat son's eyes rolled around, "Dad, if the iPhone 11 Pro Max is too expensive, the iPhone 11 is okay, you promised me, you can't talk doesn't count!"

"I don't count, what's wrong, what do you want, hurry me and go home!" Dad turned around and left.

The fat son was anxious, and he was a fat fist against his father's leg, and his face turned red and he shouted:

"If you don't buy me an iPhone 11 Pro Max, I'll tell my mother about your secret date with Aunt Selena next door last week to watch the game!"

At this time, the fat man shouted loudly, causing all the people around him to stop and look at them.

"I&*#@¥... ￥！ "

His dad almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood!

The fat son was cunning and proud, with a grin on his face, "Dad, my dear dad, go quickly, I'll help you keep the secret, you buy me Pro Max, okay!"

"Go ahead, your son grabbed you!" A passing fan sneered.

"Good guy, dude, you can, it's kind of interesting." A passing fan gave him a thumbs up.

"Your son will be a great vessel in the future, brother you are blessed." Another fan passed by and patted him on the shoulder.

The face of the fat child's father, at a speed visible to the naked eye, sank down.

After a fiasco, my mood fell to the bottom.

You smelly boy still dare to threaten your father with Aunt Selena?

Is that a date,

it's clearly for female friends to go to the stadium to popularize football knowledge!

"Son, I have a MAX in my hand," Dad crouched down, changed his tone, and looked at his son with a smile, "Do you want it?" When

the fat son heard the word MAX, his eyes immediately lit up, and he didn't notice the cold light that flashed in his father's eyes.

"Okay, where, give it to me! I promise not to say that when you date Aunt Selena, I promise that my mother will not know! The

corner of his father's mouth twitched, and without a smile, he stretched out his hand to his son's face, took off the glasses on his fleshy face, and put them in his pocket.

Then pull down the sleeves slightly, revealing the large [M] symbol on your wrist.

This is a tattoo he tattooed on his wrist a few years ago to show his identity as a Milan fan.

The little fat man was stunned, "Dad, what about the mobile phone?"

"The phone is gone, the palm of the hand has!" You will talk about Aunt Selena later, Lao Tzu will pump you into the sky! "

Snap!

A big mouth!

Syllable!

Another big mouth!

Snap!

Output three big mouths in a row!

......

Off the pitch.

Some Milan fans who left early, three or three gathered outside the stadium, scolding the home team.

They put AC Milan up and down the whole team, taking turns scolding one side!

"Trash Pioli, I just said, he is not qualified to take Milan, he is a trash!"

"Waste? Just Pioli a waste? Today the whole team is waste!

"Especially Ibrahimovic, when he is old, he still goes to the bar with Lukaku, this is good, the first half will go down, we don't have to play!"

"And that Romagnoli, Milan is green and yellow and no one is there, let such a cargo be the captain, the brain is pumped!"

"God, why should I come to the stadium on such a sunny afternoon, how much I can't think about it!"

"Just like that, you still want to compete with Inter for the Serie A title? Daydream! "

A reporter from AC Milan's official media deliberately avoided the emotional fans and hid in a corner.

The reporter has already prepared a post-match press release in advance, the title is all thought out, it is called:

[Inter win hidden dangers, Milan defeat still sees the light]

He also has to accompany a video, that is, those fans who still support the team in the face of adversity, do not give up, to enrich his official article.

He searched through the crowd for a while and found three mild-looking and calm fans, who did not show the same excitement as the other fans.

The reporter saw the opportunity and immediately rushed up to stop them.



official AC Milan reporter, stopped three fans to interview

"

Hello! I am the official media correspondent of AC Milan and invite you to be interviewed.

"You say."

Among the three, the oldest white-haired old fan pushed his sunglasses down on his forehead, wrapped his hands around his chest, and looked at the reporter.

The reporter did not ask questions, but began his opening statement in front of the camera.

"Regarding this Milan derby, unfortunately we were hit hard this afternoon, losing to arch-rivals Inter Milan, which really disappointed everyone, we haven't experienced such a defeat in a long time!"

"Unfortunately, we did not achieve a result that everyone was satisfied with. However, at the scene of the game, there was such a group of lovely fans, who were not discouraged when the team lost, did not complain, but always stood with Milan, wearing dazzling red and black sword shirts, cheering for faith, cheering, cheering, shaking the flag, accompanying the strong Milan, and persevered until the last second! "

The reporter here played a trick and described the three early fans as insisting on coming out until the end of the game.

After the reporter finished speaking, he handed the microphone to the young man to the left of the old fan.

"Young man, how long have you supported Milan, in your mind, we..." "

Is Milan worthy of us, you M, return the money!"

The young man burst into laughter, raised his arms high, and threw a punch.

"So many people bought tickets, are you worthy of us, are you worthy of us, return the money !!"

The reporter was stunned and embarrassed.

Your kid has beautiful eyebrows, how can you speak so directly and don't play cards according to the routine!

The reporter hurriedly saved the scene.

"Well, that, the fans at the scene, the emotions are very excited, the feelings in our hearts are also mixed, but we have to remember that now Serie A has only played 33 rounds, and there are still 5 rounds to finish, we are second in the league, there is still hope of competing for the championship!"

He handed the microphone to another young fan on the right, hoping that his words would guide him to support the team.

"It's already lost, it's over, it's too disappointing!"

The young man, poking his finger at the reporter's microphone, repeated loudly again

, "It's over, Serie A champion, it's long gone!"

Journalists and photographers looked at each other.

Such material can't be posted on the official number!

He scratched his head and looked at the white-haired old man in the middle in front of him, his eyes were kind and he looked at himself with a loving smile.

The reporter looked at him and pinned his hopes on the kind-looking old man.

'However, there are five games left, anything can happen, Inter have not dropped the chain, there are five games left, will you continue to be on the spot to support Milan?"

The old man took a deep breath and stretched out five fingers to the reporter:

"Can Milan win all the remaining five games?"

"Can't win!"

"It's very blue!"