Football Modifier

The game that just ended was full of twists and turns. Looking at all the games that have ended in the five major leagues this season, it is unique. In addition, the "miraculous two minutes" that occurred in injury time shocked everyone's soul. , not surprisingly, this confrontation between madmen and lunatics will inevitably become the focus of discussion in European football in the next week!

Therefore, the press conference at this time is like a delicious big cake. Whoever can pry out a few amazing words from the mouths of the two head coaches will definitely become famous. The reporters' nerves were stimulated and they were running wildly. At this moment, all of them looked unhappy. After the bearded reporter from Aspen asked the first sentence, he wanted to ask more, but his colleagues around him said: He squeezed out the crowd like a plague god.

You uncle, you are a greedy ghost and a wolf eating your legs, so go and die!

"Mr. Fan, can you tell us about Beckham's injury? All English fans are very concerned about David's recovery!" The next question came from the reporter of the British "London Post", a beautiful woman with red hearts in her eyes. The nymphomaniac, who is obviously seeking personal gain under the guise of "all England fans", is probably a fan of Becks.

The little girl copied it. When talking about Beckham's injury, Lao Li became very angry. Makelele's tackle from behind was definitely sinister: "I can only tell you that David's injury is very serious. The specific situation requires Only after expert diagnosis can we know that it was a flagrant foul. If I were the referee, Mr. Makelele would have been given a chance to rest long ago..."

"Then I hope you can consider the foul problem of Real Madrid's No. 4 player first." Madman Mu finally seized an opportunity and interrupted Lao Li's complaint: "Before Makelele committed the foul, he had already It’s time to get sent off a dozen times!”

"Sorry, in my opinion, using retaliatory and dangerous actions in anger without regard for the safety of others is the most shameful behavior on the football field," Madman Li showed no sign of weakness and retorted: "As for Ramos, if my No. 4 If he also uses the same bad method of tackling from behind like Chelsea's No. 4, then Mr. Robben may have been lying in North London Central Hospital for fracture surgery for a long time..."

Real Madrid's No. 4 is Ramos, and Chelsea's No. 4 is Makelele. Lao Li and Madman Uncle caught each other's No. 4 big spit at the same time!

"Is the dirty trick of using fouls still justified?"

"It's much more noble than intentionally hurting others!!"

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The madman and the lunatic, facing more than a hundred reporters, complained like children about unfair distribution of candies. However, the two of them did not look at each other when talking, and faced the reporters directly, as if they were the person sitting next to them. It doesn’t exist!

The reporters recorded this short paragraph with smiles on their faces. This is a magic weapon for selling out newspapers and getting promotions and salary increases. Think about it, the scolding between madmen and madmen is so attractive!

The two quarreled for a few words. After seeing the reporter's actions, they looked at each other, said "hum" in unison, and shut up at the same time!

"Mr. Mourinho, Mr. Mourinho, can I interpret this conversation as saying that the two of them are dissatisfied with the work of the referee Farina?" The fat reporter of the "Daily Mail" had a cunning look in his little eyes. of light.

The madman didn't even raise his eyelids, while the madman looked at the ceiling. They both cursed in their hearts at the same time: Damn it, uncle, you think I'm a fool. If you criticize the referee, you will be punished by UEFA's godfather!

So the fat reporter, after the bearded reporter from "Asian Newspaper", was the second one to be pushed to the outside by the crowd.

Then, a reporter from the British Mirror asked a question that everyone wanted to know: "Mr. Rice, what is the meaning of the middle finger gestures you made continuously during injury time? These two gestures led to two goals. , is this a pre-rehearsed tactic?”

This question hit the nail on the head and immediately attracted everyone's attention. The press conference hall, which was still a little noisy, could hear the needle drop. Even the crazy uncle Mourinho sitting next to Lao Li, although he appeared to be a He had a nonchalant expression, but secretly he sat upright, raised his ears, and waited for Lao Li's answer. The madman was also full of curiosity about those two gestures. Could it really be a pre-rehearsal? That would be incredible!

Crazy Li smiled lewdly and gave it a try: "Well, as for those two gestures..." At this point, Lao Li paused deliberately, looking at everyone's expressions of dissatisfaction, and then slowly gave the final He gave an answer that made people vomit blood: "Where is the pre-prepared tactical drill? I just told the players that if they lose this game, then when they return to Madrid, what awaits them will be the middle fingers of the fans. This It's just a way to boost morale. It turns out that the threat of Real Madrid fans' middle fingers is still great, and we achieved the results we wanted..."

Bang!

Most of the people in the room fell down, and even the crazy Mourinho was so "scared" by this shocking explanation that he almost crawled under the table!

Li Tongfan looked at the reporters' sad eyes and curled his lips, saying in his heart: Damn it, fool, fool, I have to tell you all these secrets, so how can I still mess around?

Seeing that the highlights of the game had been dug out by his colleagues, the reporter from The Sun, who is good at "creating" news and scandals, rallied his trump card and said: "Mr. Fantong, so far the Real Madrid board of directors has not discussed the renewal of the game with you. Regarding contract matters, does this mean that you will leave Real Madrid after the contract ends? It is said that Mr. Abramovich of Chelsea is very interested in you and hopes that you can come to Chelsea to coach. What do you think of this?

As soon as this old man asked the question, the whole room suddenly gasped. Although everyone wanted to know the inside story, if you asked such a question in front of Mourinho, you "The Sun" would Wait for the madman to be permanently banned!

Lao Li was also stunned. He looked at the reporter of "The Sun" a few more times and admired in his heart: Talents and warriors. No wonder even Chinese pseudo-fans thousands of miles away know that "The Sun" is not a good thing. , just for this question, it really proves the reputation of Sun reporter as the ancestor of paparazzi!

Of course, Lao Li couldn't be fooled by this good guy. He changed his previous behavior of being a fool and pretending to be a madman, and straightened his body and put on the most serious posture:

"I have already said that I will serve Real Madrid wholeheartedly until June 29, 2007... As for Chelsea, the Blues are a great club and it is the dream of any manager to coach such a team. , but what I will say is that Mr. Mourinho has done a great job at Chelsea and I can't think of any reason for him to leave here. I want to congratulate Mr. Abramovich because he has found it for the Blues. Got an excellent helmsman..."

At this point, Lao Li suddenly stood up: "I think today's press conference should end here. I have to go and send congratulations to my players!"

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Looking at Madman Li's back as he squeezed through the crowd and left, the madman uncle felt hatred in his heart. He should be the one who threw up his sleeves and left. Why was he beaten first by this little guy again?

Kuangren Mu glanced at the Sun reporter a few times and left the press conference hall with a dark face! The reporters looked like knives and wanted to cut the grandson of the Sun News into pieces with a thousand knives. This time, no one can interview him!

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After Lao Li came out of the press conference hall, he did not go directly to the Real Madrid locker room, but quietly came to the stadium alone. Stamford Bridge, which was bustling with people just ten minutes ago, has gradually subsided. Fans from both sides have left in droves. Only some Chelsea Club staff are still clearing the venue and gathering tools!

Lao Li is still thinking about the question raised by the Sun reporter just now. The Real Madrid board of directors is indeed not in a hurry to renew his contract. This makes Lao Li always holding back his breath. Is it possible that the labor and management have been in a hurry for 20 consecutive years? Can't you prove yourself? Your uncle, Calderon and Mijatovic, open the record book of Real Madrid and read it yourself? Who else could do a better job in this position than Labor?

The whole thing is weird. Logically speaking, with a head coach like him who only wins and never loses, Uncle Ka and Uncle Mi should have been enjoying themselves for a long time. Why are they still so calm now? Could it be that labor and management have molested their wives or mothers unintentionally? But I have never seen these two women at all?

There is also the issue of the transfer fees of Joel Luka, Modric and Carlos Vela. Which part of the team went wrong?

You must know that these three people have always been their own advocates from inspection to purchase. Regardless of the data provided by the FM2007 scouting system, the inspection report provided by the real-life weird uncle Francisco, or the reputation of the three in football, In the end, the transfer amount announced by the club to the outside world was so much higher that many players questioned it at the time. If it weren't for his performance in leading the team, which left people speechless, he would have been replaced by Real Madrid. Fans gathered in Madrid Sports City for a "three-court trial", right?

Why does it look like he has been "framed"?

These things are like landmines planted secretly by someone with intentions. As soon as there is a problem with your leadership performance, these landmines hidden in the secret will explode and blow you to pieces!

Who is it?

"Sir, can you sign your name for me?"

Just when Lao Li was racking his brains to guess the twists and turns at the expense of his brain cells, a crisp voice interrupted his thoughts. He turned around and saw a pink young English lady standing behind him, holding hands Li held the paper and pen and handed it over.

Well? sign?

Looking at the team uniform that little Shota is wearing, he must be a young Chelsea fan. Why would he ask for his autograph? You must know that "Evil Madman Li" had just led Real Madrid to defeat the blue team Chelsea. It was lucky that Xiaozheng didn't come over to kick him. He actually wanted an autograph?

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