Football Modifier

Looking at the crowded scene at Madrid Airport, people who didn't know better thought that Real Madrid had won the Champions League and returned home with great honors!

In fact, the reason why an insignificant match played after qualifying from the group attracted so much attention from fans and the media is definitely not only because of the shocking reversal that occurred in the last 120 seconds of the game. In the final analysis, it is also because of the Royal Madrid's weakness in the Champions League in recent years!

As the team that has won the most Big Ears Cups in history, Real Madrid, after entering 2000, except for 2000 and 2002, gradually began to play a tragic role in this league known as the top European club competition!

In 2001, they were beaten twice at home and away by Bayern Munich and stopped in the top four. In 2003, they were eliminated by Juventus with a total score of 3:4 and stopped in the top four. In 2004, even Monaco, the younger brother of French Ligue 1, could stand on the head of a century-old giant. They were so powerful that they were eliminated in the top 8. In 2005, they were eliminated by Serie A team Juventus again and were eliminated in the top 16. Last year, they were eliminated at home by the Premier League Arsenal gun king Thierry Henry with a winning goal at the Bernabeu!

According to this pattern of regression, it is estimated that we will not even be able to enter the top 32 in a few years!

Even the most die-hard Real Madrid fans have to lament the fact that the team's competitiveness in the Champions League is weakening. In addition, the old rival Barcelona in the domestic league has risen strongly under the leadership of Rijkaard. The most successful team in the 20th century. The wealthy families are gradually declining.

Finally, Crazy Li's 20-game unbeaten streak this season allowed the proud Madridistas to find some solace. And the impressive record of beating the Premier League giant Chelsea home and away in the group stage allowed fans to expand this comfort to the point at this moment. maximum!

Who dares to say that the former nobility has declined?

Who dares to say that Real Madrid, which once dominated the Champions League, is no longer good?

Who dares to say that the nine big-ear cups in history were just accumulated by luck and money?

Open your jealous eyes and see, who did we double kill?

Chelsea! ! Mourinho's Chelsea! ! Chelsea has made Rijkaard and his dream second team miserable for several consecutive seasons! !

If anyone is dissatisfied, can you give an example of a double defeat of Chelsea in a single season? If anyone is dissatisfied, can you give an example of a 20-game winning streak in all competitions?

Proud Real Madrid fans and the Spanish media, even in the past few unsatisfactory seasons of Real Madrid, will insist on finding all kinds of examples and evidence to prove the strength of the team they support, and now the madman Li led the team to a double victory over Chelsea, who was feared by everyone in Europe. In the face of such a crazy record, do you still expect them to keep a low profile? Will you keep pretending to be a grandchild with your tail between your legs?

Therefore, the Real Madrid fans who finally found a reason to be proud gathered at the Madrid Airport beating gongs and drums to welcome their heroes. When Guti, the golden wolf who scored 4 goals in two games and made great contributions, was the first to step out of the cabin, a huge cheer broke out from the crowd. Then when any Real Madrid player stepped out of the cabin, even for a minute. Even the substitute players who did not take the field received applause and screams from the fans!

The craziest cheer comes at the end!

When Madman Li showed his face for the last time, the decibel level created by the fans reached the top. The frightening moment of the last 120 seconds at Stamford Bridge confirmed the 22-year-old coach's calmness and resourcefulness in the face of danger. In the hearts of the fans, this Man has been equated with God!

"Mr. Rice Tong, I love you and will wait for you tonight..."

"Go away, Mr. Rice Tong won't like a shemale like you. I love you, Rice Tong!!"

"Long live Real Madrid, long live Crazy Li..."

"Sign your name for me..."

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In this warm and somewhat inexplicable welcome ceremony, Lao Li and the Hammers had to stop to sign autographs and take photos. By the time they finally squeezed through the crowd and fled the airport, it was already around 1 noon!

Due to the schedule, Real Madrid's schedule is very tight. They arrived in Madrid at noon and everyone only got 3 hours of rest. At 4 pm in the Madrid Sports City, the assistant coach Grede, who is a good teacher, continued to analyze the next step for the Hammers. Match videos and customary tactics of the opponent Atletico Madrid!

There will be a short physical recovery training all day the next day. On the 25th, all the "commanders" of Real Madrid will embark on the journey again - take the bus to the Calderon Stadium to challenge the century-old rival Atletico Madrid!

Due to time constraints, Lao Li directly closed the Madrid Sports City training base for closed training in order to prevent media interference. And during this period, the media storm caused by the battle at Stamford Bridge finally spread!

At the center of the storm are two middle fingers!

Well, to be more precise, in the last 120 seconds of stoppage time in the Stamford Bridge battle, Real Madrid coach Madman Li raised two middle fingers!

Crazy Li's "middle finger threat theory" at the post-game press conference certainly did not satisfy the good guys, but other than that, even the most tossing bricklayer couldn't come up with a more reasonable explanation. Some people Through video analysis, we can vaguely conclude that these two gestures may mean two carefully planned tactical arrangements. It seems that Crazy Li knew what would happen in the game before the game, and specially arranged two tactical routines for the game. But this kind of speculation is too sensational, and if you say it out, you will probably be regarded as crazy by others!

The media finally came to the conclusion that Crazy Li was just unlucky. Both carefully planned tactics worked, especially the "flying fairy" corner kick scored by Guti at the last moment. It was really good luck. To the extreme!

Of course, this kind of thing has not happened before in football. In 1999, at Barcelona’s home stadium at Camp Nou, the Red Devils and Manchester United scored two goals in stoppage time to reverse the Bundesliga giant Bayern Munich. The scene was also appalling, although Sir Alex Ferguson did not Standing on the sidelines and pretending to be cool like Lao Li, but the two goals scored at the last moment were also incredible, so much so that after the game the Germans always thought that God was on the side of Manchester United at that moment!

Yes, it’s God!

When reviewing all 16 matches of the fifth round group stage of the Champions League, Germany's "Bild" deliberately selected a picture of Madman Li raising his middle finger with the title "At this moment, God chooses to side with the madman." In the article, The author mentioned with emotion: "In 1999, God chose the English, and Bayern suffered the most humiliating defeat. And 7 years later, God used the hands of the Spanish to take back the benefits gained by the British... For Bayern, the only regret is that it was not Ferguson and his Manchester United who paid the price, the madman was just a poor scapegoat..."

It is probably because Uncle Madman is not very likable at ordinary times and does not do well in the British Isles, so even the media in England are making a fuss about flattering Madman Lee. The Daily Mail believes that Madman’s record It has been exaggerated, Chelsea is not invincible; "The Guardian" is unfoundedly worried that the level of the Premier League is gradually deteriorating, and the invasion of foreign capital has aggravated this process. It is hoped that the Football Association can take decisive measures to protect its domestic league; "The Times" The Daily News lamented that the absence of a coach like Crazy Li in the Premier League was a great loss, and strongly condemned the clubs for being complacent and unable to recruit talents in an eclectic way; the Sun offered advice for giants such as Manchester United, Liverpool and Chelsea, believing that they should Crazy Li, who immediately grabbed the expired contract after this season...

Cruyff, the godfather of Barcelona, ​​said that Lee has the potential of a "genius coach": "I am the kind of person who was born to coach football..."

Berlusconi: "I like young people, and my eyes shine brightly. Maybe Milan's future will depend on young people like this..."

Moratti: "Mancini did a good job at Inter Milan, but I hope he can do better... Crazy Li? Yes, he is a talented coach. If he has love for Inter Milan, why should I Say no? "

Ferguson: "I hope that after I retire, Manchester United can find a head coach who can maintain the long-term prosperity and stability of the team. The younger the better... Of course, if he can be as young as Lee, it will be perfect..."

Of course, not everyone likes Lao Li. When interviewed by reporters, UEFA President Pu Gandi said the following: "Li is an excellent coach. If he can focus all his energy on the game, Instead of often making some sensational moves or saying some inexplicable words, then he will perform better than he is now... There are many young coaches in the five major leagues who are better than Li, but they will not hype..."

Before the game, Flores, who had said sourly that he was willing to set off fireworks in Barcelona's Municipal Square no matter what the result of the game, said even more sourly after the game: It's just an ordinary game, and Crazy Li has been deified...

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The murder caused by two middle fingers continues, but it has nothing to do with Lao Li.

Madrid Sports City!

"Teacher Grad"'s tactical explanation is still going on. The Hammers who have been dazzled by watching the video are gloating and listening quietly below. No one will easily interrupt the "Second Leader"'s talk! Another half hour, hehe, the time has passed again, and the second boss will probably have to kneel down on the computer motherboard again when he gets home!

Who knew that at this moment, the watch of "Second Master" Grad suddenly beeped. Grad raised his wrist to look at it, nodded, then calmly put down his pointer and turned off the video, turned around, grabbed his briefcase, said "get out of class is over", turned around and walked out of the hall...

The naughty old Li and the Hammers were dumbfounded. They learned a lot from the experience. They actually knew the timed reminder? Ronaldo chuckled mischievously and suggested, "Next time, when you're taking a shower after training, can someone steal Grad's watch?"

A group of hammers nodded lewdly, and finally turned their attention to their respected leader. Lao Li pointed at his nose and glared: "Are you going to let me go? I hold a grudge..."

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I only want to say one thing: Can I get a monthly pass?