Football Modifier

On July 8, 2006, the Spanish Real Madrid Club officially announced that it had introduced the team's star of hope Luka-Modric (Luka-Modric) and Luka-Modric from Dinamo Zagreb, Croatia, for a price of 8.8 million pounds. Vedran-Corluka.

Veteran FM series game fans all know that in FM2007, Luka Modric, Vedran Cholluka and Eduardo (Eduardo) were called the "Dynamo Three Monsters".

Among them, Modric has just turned 20 years old and can play any position on the left, center, or right of the frontcourt. He has a strong view of the overall situation, accurate passing, and rich imagination. He is a rare midfielder in FM07; Joel Luka is also only 20 years old. , 1.93 meters tall, good at right and center back positions, strong body, quick, accurate and ruthless, and excellent header. He is second only to Terry, Vidic, Ferdinand and others in the game. Aerial dominance, as for Eduardo at the forward position, he is affectionately called the "fox in the penalty area" by the fans due to his excellent grabbing points, coquettish running and calm handling of the ball. He belongs to the Inzaghi II type of figure.

The reason why Li Tongfan chose Modric and Joel Luca is not only that Real Madrid’s current lineup really needs players in these two positions, but also the main reason is the bad taste of these guys——

Determined to be a Shotacon similar to Arsenal Wenger!

As for Eduardo, the spirit fox in the penalty area, my god, Real Madrid's striker is too luxurious. It would be a sin to buy him. He is still young and will be useless if he cannot be the main force. He needs to be trained in games, so let him go for the time being.

Although Modric and Giorluka are notoriously famous, they are extremely cheap. What's more important is that children are easy to fool. If you ask them to play as a substitute, they won't behave like those superstars.

If there is any head coach who has no love for such players, then he must be a cross and stupid!

The only pity is that the two little guys have not proven themselves in the top European leagues. But, is this a problem for Lee Tong-bum, who has super modifiers and invincible scouting tools?

Uh... This... to a certain extent, is... really a bit problematic!

"Stupid decisions by stupid clubs, idiot signings by idiot managers"

When you see this title, you will understand what is going on!

Yes, after Li Tongfan enthusiastically attended the press conference with the newly joined Croatian young lady, media from all walks of life who were originally not optimistic about Li Tongfan began a new round of anti-Li frenzy.

Especially Spain's "World Sports" and "Daily Sports", like two Labrador yellow-haired dogs in the late stage of rabies, grinning and taunting Li Tongfan at every opportunity. The above-mentioned news is seriously insulting. The title is another "forward-looking prediction" made by Flores, editor-in-chief of World Sports News, in his column:

"I feel sad that La Liga is about to lose its competitiveness and enjoyment. As an iconic team of the league, Real Madrid is treating the league with a negative attitude that is rare in history. If their previous decision to introduce Chinese losers is for If it temporarily alleviates the embarrassment of being unable to hire a world-class coach (it is said that Capello and Hiddink have publicly stated that they have no interest in coaching Real Madrid), then Calderon is undoubtedly digging his own grave by conniving at the farce signings. ...Madrid fans, do you really want that lawyer-turned-goal-blind and useless Chinese head coach to lead the team into an abyss of no return..."

After Mr. Flores reduced Real Madrid to nothing, he did not forget to fan the flames and sow discord between the fans and the club at the end. His intentions were really evil!

In addition to pro-Barcelona World Sports and Daily Sports, even some other neutral football media are not optimistic about Li Tongbeom's signing. In their view, although Modric and Joel Luca are well-known in Europe, for a giant like Real Madrid, they can only be regarded as tasteless and useless waste...

Among all the media, only three are struggling to praise Calderon and protect the loser, and that is Aspen, Marca and Sohu International Football.

It is a pity that AS and Marca have always appeared in front of the public as Real Madrid's "Queen of Scholars". Although Sohu International Sports has the word "International" in its name, its international influence is really unbearable. Mention, so these already weak voices of praise quickly disappeared amid the wave of ridicule that was like a collision between heaven and earth...

Therefore, under the constant provocation of many media, some blind and radical Real Madrid fans are ready to launch "military remonstrance" in an organized and premeditated way!

It is said that the glass windows of Calderon and Mijatovic's mansion have been "greeted" with bricks, stones, and wooden sticks by many fanatical fans (the Spanish fans' bad taste makes Li Tongfan ashamed), so much so that a nearby family The glass sales company's turnover has increased by 250% in the past half month...

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"Sir, this street boy named Flores, do you and I have a grudge against you for taking away your wife and killing your son? If you dare to catch lice on the tiger's butt, it seems that I don't show off my power. Everyone thinks that I am hello-kitty. , well, let me let you know how many eyes Lord Ma has! "

It seems that sometimes ignorance is really a good thing!

After mastering Spanish, Li Tongfan was finally able to understand the outside world's evaluation of him in time. The repeated provocations from the editor-in-chief of World Sports classmate named Flores made the tender coaching rookie Li Tongfan feel that he had to do something.

You know, after taking charge of a team, Li Tongfan is no longer "fighting alone". Li Tongfan's reputation is the face of the team. If someone arrogantly slaps 250 "roujiamo" on your plump little face, but you swallow your anger and say nothing, what is the difference between this and being a double-faced person?

More than 20 people in the team are watching Li Tongfan!

If the head coach can't even deal with these small waves, how can he lead the team to win one victory after another?

Do you think victory is your mother and can follow you everywhere?

Men have to be a little ruthless to others!

Especially those "others" who are hurting others and not benefiting themselves, and are just bored!

So Li Tongfan decided to launch a counterattack. With the help of the club management, he decided to open a column in Marca, named "Specialized in Treating All Kinds of Dissatisfaction". These six words were printed in Chinese characters. To the Spanish, it seemed like a mysterious oriental spell!

Isn't it awesome?

Li Tongfan was very satisfied with the name of the column that he came up with on a whim.

Of course, the editor-in-chief of Marca, Raul Nunez, was even more satisfied. You should know that this Real Madrid coach, who has been defined as an "idiot" by his peers in the media industry, is now a household name. "In quotation marks indicate a derogatory meaning". No matter what this "idiot" says, it will arouse great interest among fans. Just wait for the newspaper to be sold out...

So Nunez was so happy that he took out the Chivas 20 that he had carefully kept for more than 20 years and drank with his subordinates. When the excitement passed, looking at the empty bottle without a drop left, the old drunkard regretted it so much that he wanted to chew his tongue and commit suicide!

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Ps: “Boss, Higuain read “Football Modifier” yesterday but didn’t collect or recommend it.” Gago reported to Li Tongfan furtively.

“What the hell, he dared to do this? I will modify him to be disabled later…” Li Tongfan was furious.

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Xiaodao is now a sperm-dispersing boy, and his sperm is so dispersing that his kidneys are weak! The essence is almost gone, if it is not given, I will make it up next week!

Also, guess how many people are in the book club of “Football Modifier”? I cried, I wanted to wait for everyone to fall into the trap, but… come quickly, 6159252! !