Football Modifier

Lao Li's trip to Germany only took two days. On the afternoon of January 9, Li Tongfan and Jimenez had already appeared at the Madrid Airport!

Lao Li is true to his word. The first thing he did when he returned to Madrid Sports City was to increase Jimenez's salary - Uncle Wei's salary in football increased from 5,000 euros to 5,002 euros per week. As for why it increased by 2 yuan instead of 1 euro , the explanation given by Lao Li was that Jimenez's flattery was too much... Jimenez wanted to cry but had no tears!

The team's training for the past two days has been in charge of the second boss Grede. The first thing Lao Li did when he came back was not to supervise the training, but to launch the "Beckham Rescue Plan". Although Beckham's tendon rupture surgery wound has basically healed Recovery, but so far it is not possible to engage in strenuous confrontational sports, and Real Madrid's upcoming schedule is tighter than the stitches on the soles of rural women. Therefore, for Lao Li, it is imperative to use the magic weapon FM-MM!

But this time we can't use any low-level means of "network core training method". Lao Li mercilessly pushed his old classmate Yun Ito to the front desk to "take the blame"!

Therefore, under the obscene power of head coach Li Tongfan, poor Ito Yun had to use all his strength to massage Beckham's heels with half-baked Qigong. After the massage, he used acupuncture to activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis. Repeatedly, ten times After several times, Ito Yun, who suffered from dehydration due to exhaustion of his power, was carried into the massage room by Real Madrid's Gonzalez-Yi like a dead man for emergency rescue!

The results of this treatment shocked everyone!

The next day, Beckham's tendon rupture fully recovered, and the results of the MRI examination made team doctor Gonzalez go berserk again. This 40-year-old Spanish man bought the first bouquet of roses in his life and gave it to Ito Yun. , shamelessly pestering the incomprehensible Ito Yun and asking to learn from him!

A confused Ito Yun threw Gonzalez's roses into the trash can and resolutely refused to teach him the art. The superficial reason was that acupuncture was too difficult and too hard to learn! In fact, the fundamental reason is that Mr. Yi has already established a rule when he was passing on the art. If he dares to pass on this family secret to outsiders, his legs will be broken!

Who knew that Gonzalez was very diligent and would not be confused by Ito Yun’s superficial reasons!

"I just want to be named Yi, I just want to be called Gonzalez-Yi," this shameless domestic slave with the third surname said plausibly: "Medicine knows no borders. As a new era team doctor with ideals and ethics, no matter how hard it is, No matter how tired I am, I still want to master acupuncture, dear Yi, COME-ON..."

In the end, Ito Yun simply hid in the house and refused to see anyone. In order to find out the secret of Beckham's miraculous recovery, the evil young man inserted all the 108 and golden needles passed to him by Mr. Ito into his thigh, while inserting them back. While muttering: "What's going on? How can it be cured? Has my acupuncture technique mutated when it went abroad? It's impossible..."

Lao Li smiled and said nothing, and spent two character points. If Xiaobei couldn't recover, then he would have to jump into the Danube River!

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The next four days are 96 happy hours for Real Madrid fans all over the world, because almost every day, they can see good news from the club's official website!

On January 10, Real Madrid’s official website announced that Beckham, who had been injured in the fifth round of the Champions League group stage against Blues Chelsea, recovered two months early and will play in the team’s away challenge on January 14. Comeback in the Osasuna game! The official website stated that the reason why the England midfielder was able to recover early was officially due to the magical qigong and acupuncture skills of the Chinese team doctor Yun Ito. In order to express its gratitude, the club will provide this magical Chinese team with a huge five-year salary. contract!

This is a miracle. Every club knows what it means to have such a magical team doctor. The media rushed to request an exclusive interview with Ito Yun!

Overnight, Ito Yun became a celebrity. Qigong and acupuncture fever started in Madrid. A local Chinese Tai Chi martial arts gym that was about to close down suddenly became crowded. It is said that many crazy admirers picked up their own embroidery needles to pierce their thighs. As a result, local hemostatic and painkillers were temporarily out of stock! For Ito Yun, the troubles of becoming a celebrity come one after another. In addition to tireless reporters, there are also many medical colleagues who come to ask for advice or challenge, and they are overwhelmed...

At 20:30 on the evening of January 10, the fifth round of the Copa del Rey kicked off. Real Madrid faced its century-old rival Atletico Madrid at home. After 90 minutes of fierce battle, the home team relied on Ronaldo's long-distance run in stoppage time to win 1:0. Atletico Madrid takes the lead in the second round away game!

The reason why it was only 1:0 was because Lao Li came up with this result for the first time in the FM prediction before the game. Anyway, it was a victory, so he did not use abnormal saves to get a bigger score!

On January 11, the official website reported another good news. Real Madrid and the German club Hamburg reached an agreement on the transfer of 20-year-old Belgian center back Vicente Kompany. The Belgian defender landed in Madrid for 15 million euros! Kompany's development trajectory in recent years has been favored by most experts, so this transfer has won great praise among fans and media!

On January 12, Real Madrid player Antonio Cassano transferred to Serie A club Sampdoria for a fee of 15 million euros. This man scored a hat trick to save the team in Real Madrid's match against Athletic Bielbach on December 9. The Italian bad boy finally ended his one-year and seven-month trip to Spain! At the moment of farewell, the always picky Madrid fans showed a rare tender side and put up a slogan at the farewell ceremony at the Bernabeu: Boy Antonio, thank you for your 18 goals and 12 assists!

On January 13, good news came again. The 21-year-old Bremen attacking midfielder Diego joined Real Madrid for 20 million euros. The Brazilian, whom Werder Bremen introduced from Porto half a year ago, was worth a fortune six months later. With an increase of nearly 2 times, many commentators are fascinated by Bremen coach Schaff's brilliant transfer strategy!

However, compared to Vicente Kompany, people are skeptical about Diego's joining. Although the Brazilian became famous as a teenager, he has not proven himself in the national team or Porto. Some media commented that 20 million euros His worth is too high, and Diego has even been listed among the top ten parallel imports in the 2006-07 season!

It is worth mentioning that Flores, the editor-in-chief of World Sports News who has always been at odds with Lao Li, did not join in the attack on Diego this time because this man has received a summons from the court. Crazy Li’s American agent Lawyer Cristó Paul filed a complaint against Flores in the Madrid Regional Court. It is said that Flores was contacting a defense lawyer for himself. At this time, the Yin man had already crossed the river like a clay Buddha - he could not save himself. Where do you still have the energy to cause trouble again?

Crazy Li scoffed at the comments in the media, and swore in Marca's "Specialized in Treating All Dissatisfaction" column: If Diego cannot reach double 10 goals and assists in the second half of the season, he will be at the Bernabeu in front of more than 60,000 fans. I swallowed the football alive in front of me...

This is another bet made by Crazy Li after he made a bet with Flores at the beginning of the season to climb from the Bernabeu to the Nou Camp. Carlos Ruben, deputy editor of Marca, specially compiled a book called "Quotations of Crazy Li" for this purpose. The next book contains detailed records of all the amazing words of the Real Madrid coach over the past five months!

The major sports betting companies in Europe have also made whimsical bets. The odds of crazy Li Shengtun's football are 25-1. Like the other sports betting companies, the betting companies are not optimistic about Diego's Real Madrid career!

Lao Li's response was to replace the Bernabeu rookie Diego at the beginning of the second half of the away game against La Liga team Osasuna on January 14. The Brazilian's answer was a beautiful direct free kick. Break the door!

This game was the result of an abnormal save by Li Tongfan using FM2007. The reason for spending an extra 2 character points was not to specifically help Diego, but because in the first simulation, Osa, who was struggling on the edge of relegation, Suna actually drew with Real Madrid at home with Serbian veteran Savo-Milosevic's header, ending Lao Li's 29-game winning streak. For Li Tongfan, this is absolutely intolerable. Things happen in reality!

In the second system simulation, Diego's goal was a surprise. In the end, Real Madrid relied on the goals of King of the Rings Raul, alien fat Ronaldo, Beckham who returned from injury, and newcomer Diego to win the away game in 4 games. :0 Sweep Osasuna!

After the game, the Spanish media came up with the rule: Never argue with Crazy Li, because this guy will use the most direct way to make you ashamed! No, the media who were still doubting Diego a day ago have been slapped so loudly by Madman Li that they can't even lift their heads...

After winning three games after the winter break, Crazy Li and his Real Madrid still maintain a winning rate that is terrifying across Europe. Even if Real Madrid unexpectedly loses in the next game, it is estimated that no one will break the 29-game winning streak in the head coach's debut season. Winning record!

The La Liga schedule in January is as tight as the Devil's Christmas in the Premier League. Less than five days after the end of the La Liga match on the 14th, that is, on January 18, the second leg of the fifth round of the Copa del Rey will be played. After the game started, considering that they had been fighting without meals before, Li Tongfan very humanely gave the Hammers a day off. It is worth mentioning that, according to media reports afterwards, Real Madrid was the only team in La Liga whose players got a day off!

On January 15th, Tolosi Tang accompanied Li Tongfan’s parents to Madrid!

"Son, this is your dormitory abroad? I don't know how much grander it is than the well-off residence of the richest man in our village, Liu Hongwu's family... Tsk, tsk, it also comes with a fish pond... Okay, my son has a future!" Mom He Feng Looking happily at the single-family villa where Li Tongfan lives, Beier has face!

Dad Li Ying's mouth was wide, but he had an indifferent expression on his face: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't know. That's a swimming pool. If it's a fish pond, why doesn't it have an oxygen supply machine?"

Bang!

Lao Li and Tolosi-Tang fell headlong!

That night, Li Tongfan held a banquet on the lawn of the villa. In addition to blessing his father and mother, he also warmly entertained three familiar foreigners, Tolosi Tang, Little Lolita Elena and Kabadi Henry! But looking at the way his mother looked at Elena, Li Tongfan realized that something seemed a little bad. Why did my mother's taste in daughter-in-law change so much?

You know, a few months ago, my mother was still talking about the village chief's daughter, but now she has set her sights on the foreign girl Elena. It seems that I should find time to talk to my mother about the issue of children's education!

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The third update will be around 11 o'clock. Xiaodao has to go out for something. I am very sorry!