Football Modifier

For Mata, moving to Manchester United is a disaster!

No matter how sharp-eyed Mr. Ferguson is, he will never know that in the hands of a certain sultry man, there is such a heaven-defying artifact as FM-MM, which can actually ripen an 18-year-old skinny little bean sprout into a juicy wild mountain. Participation, so the Scottish old man suffered a complete tragedy in the transfer of Juan Mata, and he lost a lot of rice instead of stealing chicken!

If he treats Mata as a future star and slowly cultivates it in the youth training camp, with Juan Mata's high potential of 194, it is not impossible to eventually cultivate a superstar!

It's a pity that from the very beginning, Sir Alex Ferguson introduced Mata as a main substitute who could replace Giggs and other veteran players on the court. However, after playing a few games, he found that Mata's performance was not at all. The way I looked at Real Madrid, I was immediately disappointed!

As the saying goes, the greater the expectations, the greater the disappointment. For Mata, there is only one consequence of disappointing Mr. Ferguson, and that is that his life will be put on the coffee table! The transfer positioning is not accurate, and I don’t know how many potential players have been ruined. If nothing happens, Juan Mata, the biggest discovery in European football in the 2006-07 season, will become the biggest joke!

When winter comes, Mata is like a chubby caterpillar. After experiencing the initial "cuteness", he wraps himself in a thick cocoon and waits for the day he becomes a butterfly!

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On January 21st, Real Madrid faced Mallorca led by Manzano at home!

For Mallorca, the past six months have definitely been an unbearable time to look back. Since being swept by Crazy Lee 6-0 in the first round of the league, the team's record has never been better! After 19 rounds, no matter how cunning the old fox Manzano of La Liga was, the team still encountered the embarrassment of ranking first in the standings with 14 points and 3 wins, 5 draws and 11 losses in 19 games. Land occupied a valuable relegation spot.

This may be the reason why Mallorca fans hate Crazy Lee so much. Foreigners are also very superstitious. Many people stubbornly believe that it was Crazy Lee who gave them a bad start, which led to the team's poor performance in subsequent games. A crab is not as good as a crab!

On the day of the match, the Mallorca football hooligan club "Knights of Glory", which had thousands of people, was intimidated by Madrid fans and only about 100 brave men came. They gathered in the north stand of the Bernabeu, while the Real Madrid fans fully fulfilled their Before the game even started, they swarmed in and beat these more than a hundred brave "knights" into pig heads without mercy...

Football hooligans get beaten!

The cheers in the stands were like a surging tide, and the red fireworks released by the fanatical fans ignited the night sky at the Bernabeu. Fortunately, the declaration of war between the two sides was issued two or three days ago. The riot police who had been prepared swarmed over and blocked more than 100 people. The "Knights of Glory" and more than 20 Madrid fans were invited out of the stands and put on the "bus" to the police station for tea and chat!

This farce caused a 5-minute delay in the start of the game. Unfortunately, the "Knights of Glory" did not bring glory to Mallorca, nor did the old fox Manzano's 4-3-2-1 defensive formation. In order to keep Mallorca's "chastity" under the ravages of the Real Madrid superstars, Lee Tong-bum spent 8 character points and abnormally saved 4 times to get the result that was perfectly reproduced!

After 90 minutes, the score was fixed at 8:0!

The crazy alien Ronaldo scored four goals. The fat man's total number of personal league goals has reached 35, 7 goals more than the second-ranked Brazilian junior Rafael Sobis in the scorer list!

The other two shooters Raul and Ruud van Nistelrooy each scored twice in the game!

Crazy Lee fulfilled his promise. The 8:0 score was indeed the most disparate defeat since the establishment of the Mallorca team. Before that, Mallorca’s most humiliating defeat was on February 7, 1988, 0:7 in an away game. Lost to Atletico Madrid! What makes Madrid people proud is that these two humiliations were actually bestowed by teams from the Madrid region. This revenge is so satisfying!

Perhaps because they are used to Real Madrid constantly playing big scores in the league, the Spanish media is not very interested in the results of the game. Everyone's attention is focused on the draw ceremony of the Copa del Rey semi-finals. Everyone wants to know who will be next. Who is the unlucky guy who is the ghost under the knife of Madman Li...

On the afternoon of January 22, the Copa del Rey revealed the results of the brutal match. People had to lament once again the amazing luck of Crazy Li. Real Madrid’s opponent in the semi-finals was the weakest Athletic Bilbbach. Basically, A spot in the finals has been reserved in advance!

On another field, Sevilla and Valencia will have to fight bloody battles for another promotion spot. According to the odds offered by the betting company, people are more optimistic about the Bat Legion, which is ranked third in the league standings. Playing in Lencia, the Andalusian team Sevilla is unlikely to win the UEFA Cup and European Super Cup double championships this season. After 19 league rounds, it is only ranked 10th, and it is difficult to guarantee qualifications for next season's European competition!

For Real Madrid, the real devil's schedule is coming!

The league has entered the second half. From January 26 to the first month of February, Real Madrid will start a series of fierce battles with Barcelona, ​​Valencia, dark horse Real Betis, and little dark horse Getafe. , and on February 21st, the UEFA Champions League knockout round begins, and Real Madrid will go to Germany to challenge Werder Bremen!

If Crazy Li can continue the myth of undefeated victory in the next 8 games, then the rest of the season will be smooth for Real Madrid!

The deadly month of February is coming!

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The five major leagues are gradually reaching their climax, and another free-and-easy battle has begun outside the stadium - the major sporting goods sponsors who have been eyeing Crazy Li's golden signature but are like a tiger eating the sky and unable to get its claws down. The businessmen finally found a breakthrough to solve the problem. The office building of [Sparkling Red Star] brokerage company is full of people coming and going every day. Advertising staff from big chaebols such as Asdas, Nike, Coca-Cola, and Pepsi-Cola are looking for an endorsement contract. Almost breaking the threshold of [Sparkling Red Star], Tolosi Tang and several staff members are now walking with joy. Although they are a little tired, as long as this situation of being respected and praised can continue. , even if you are exhausted, you can still be a cheerful and cheerful ghost!

"Li, there are 365 companies, large and small, that have requested to sign endorsement contracts with you. 300 of them are from China and 65 are European companies. Nike and Asdas offer the most generous endorsement fees, followed by those from China. Li Ning’s sporting goods…”

Tolosi Tang handed the company list to Lao Li and gave the most professional advice: "I think it is best not to accept endorsement contracts from more than 10 companies at a time. On the one hand, shooting commercials will delay your time to manage the team. ;On the other hand, only in this way can you maintain your brand value. Although a large number of advertising contracts can bring you short-term economic benefits, they are not conducive to it in the long run..."

Li Tongfan took the roster and scanned it up and down. When he saw the names of several manufacturers, he couldn't help but feel happy. His second uncle, even the man who sells Dali Pills in Guangxi, came to ask the labor and management to be the spokesperson. Did the labor and management look like a macho man? There are also men's health products, men's underwear... Li Tongfan couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body when he thought about how he looked coquettishly in front of the camera wearing only a pair of underwear. He quickly grabbed a pen and crossed out a number of manufacturers that were not suitable for children!

Within 10 minutes, Li Tongfan looked at the list of 365 companies and circled exactly 10 companies that he was satisfied with. Lao Li held his chin in his hand and smiled lewdly. He remembered the classic cross talk "Thieves Company" told by Niu Qun and Feng Gonghe. , does this count as the legendary leader's "circle review"?

Circle reading, what an awesome state!

"Well, why are there no Asdas or Nike?" Tolosi Tang took over the list finally selected by Li Tongfan and found that the list of companies Lao Li circled did not include Adidas and Nike, the highest bidders. Startled: "Li, being an endorser for the world's most influential sporting goods company has a great role in your personal promotion. Why..."

Li Tongfan smiled and waved to interrupt Tang's question, and gave an incredible explanation: "The prices of the products of these two broken companies are so high that when I was poor, I couldn't even afford a discount product. If you want me to endorse them, huh! It’s better to support domestic products!”

Tolosi-Tang looked at the righteous and awe-inspiring expression that Li Tongfan tried so hard to put on, and his whole body trembled. He suddenly remembered Old Li's usual mantra: I am very vindictive. I thought it was just a joke before, but now it seems that Crazy Li Sure enough, this is not an ordinary grudge!

Thinking about how he had never sinned against this man before, Tolosi-Tang finally felt a little relieved. He found an excuse and left quickly with the list, for fear that Lao Li would find out something unpleasant and "get a grudge." !

Li Tongfan watched Tolosi Tang flee in confusion, and suddenly realized that since his trip to China, this British guy had become more and more interesting. Should he trust this guy? The 10 African little devils in the previously given list of signed players have all been signed under the name of [Sparkling Red Star]. Tang has passed this test!

Well, the remaining 30 or so little monsters who were searched through the FM scouting tool must be dealt with quickly. After all, a "sage" said it well: Pregnancy is like pregnancy. Sooner or later, people will notice it. However, with these pregnancies If the talented little demons are spotted by other agencies and take action first, then the gain will outweigh the loss!

Moreover, in two or three months, my brother Li Tongxun's training course will be over, and he can come back as soon as possible to take control of the business of [Sparkling Red Star], so that there will be no tragedy like Juan Mata. With an insider like Tolosi Tang on the side, there shouldn't be anything wrong with qualifying!

Li Tongfan thought a lot, but in the end his thoughts couldn't help but return to the issue of his stay after the end of the season. Since the transfer of Robinho and Juan Mata, Li Tongfan's idea of ​​leaving Real Madrid was like The weeds after the early spring rain grow longer and wilder, occupying the entire mind...