Football Modifier

In the first round of the match this season, Puyol was easily broken through by Ronaldo in a one-on-one situation. Therefore, the Barcelona team, which learned the lesson, did not rush over to press closely. Instead, they stayed short and lowered their center of gravity, concentrating on observing Ronaldo. As soon as this coquettish fat man shows signs of a breakthrough, the Golden Retriever Lion King vows to kick the ball first and destroy it out of the stadium, even if it means giving Real Madrid a corner kick!

Unfortunately, for the Barcelona captain, the tragedy is that it is precisely because of this attention that the lustful fat alien has enough time to observe the movements of his teammates, and comfortably twist the football into an arc from the short Puyo I sent it over my head!

Damn it, Ronaldo is your uncle!

Comrade Puyol, the golden retriever lion king, was on the verge of tears at this moment. He could not prevent the breakthrough but could not prevent the pass. What the hell is this!

The Barcelona captain staggered and turned around in a hurry, hoping that his teammates could play back in time to destroy the ball. However, in his sight, a strong figure wearing a white uniform jumped up high, like a god descending from the sky, saving the football from panic. Valdez's head was sent into the goal behind him!

Boom~~

In the Bernabeu stands, flash floods broke out again!

"Header... Ruud van Nistelrooy... the ball has gone in... the ball has gone in." Countless people cheered in the commentary box, and Duan Xuan, the big-headed brother, was the most bohemian among them: "Coming from Ronaldo Attacking, Real Madrid scored a goal with their first shot. Such efficiency is beyond the reach of Barcelona..."

"...GOOOOOOOOOOOAL... GOAL..., Ruud Van Nistelrooy Van Nistelrooy… The king of the small penalty area showed his power." Dutch commentator Lewent's lung capacity made his colleagues extremely envious: "Ruud van Nistelrooy's condition is The national team's qualification for the 2008 European Cup has been insured. Maybe Mr. Van Basten is secretly having fun in the stands...

Levante was right. This Spanish El Clasico attracted many national team coaches to come to the Bernabeu to watch the game. Some came to observe the players, while others came to observe Crazy Li. Lao Li’s myth of victory attracted many Many fellow coaches came here to learn from their experience. Everyone wanted to know how to remain undefeated on the court!

And Lao Li on the sidelines clenched his fist tightly at the moment Ruud van Nistelrooy scored and waved desperately at the night sky at the Bernabeu!

Open your eyes and take a good look, this is just the beginning!

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1:0!

In the 25th minute of the game, the home team Real Madrid, the king of the small penalty area, took the lead!

The Bernabeu stand became a sea of ​​joy, and the long-suppressed excitement of the fans finally reached a climax. Just when Ruud van Nistelrooy and his teammates were still pretending to be cool in front of the broadcast camera to people all over the world, something interesting suddenly happened on the court. In one scene, a fan wearing only Superman briefs suddenly appeared in the stadium!

Running naked?

In public?

Perhaps it was the first time he saw someone more shameless than himself. Li Tongfan was a little unprepared. "Triangle Superman Pants" led three or four security guards in a big circle on the lawn like an old hen teasing chickens, and then He ran towards Lao Li in a daze...

boom!

Lao Li was hit so hard that he fell to the ground. The "Triangle Superman Pants" hurriedly helped Li Tongfan up. Then, under the watchful eyes of more than 70,000 fans, he performed a foot-kissing ceremony like a courtier kneeling down to worship the king, and then he lay down on the lawn beside the court. superior!

"Aww, this is definitely a representative scene. Is Superman kneeling down to Crazy Lee?" Seth, a celebrity on the British BBC radio station, couldn't help but joke: "This fanatical fan of Real Madrid regards the head coach as a king. ...To be honest, Crazy Li's performance in leading the team is indeed unparalleled, and even I have become his admirer... Well, how should I call him a fan of Crazy Li all over the world? Yes, I am also a loser... …”

Rood, the commentator next to Cester, lost no time in interjecting: "I heard that Crazy Li has not renewed his contract with Real Madrid. Bosses of English clubs, learn from this superman, it is time to take action!!! !”

Brother Duan Xuan seemed to have been beaten to death: "Running naked, streaking, streaking...\

,"Khan, what he actually wanted to say was that there was a streaking fan who was kneeling down to worship his compatriot Madman Li with great reverence! As a result, the words came out of my mouth and turned into words inappropriate for children!

Before the sentence was finished, the Chinese [fans] who stayed up late to watch football in front of the TV were angrily aware of this wonderful scene of "Little Lotus Showing Her Pointy Points", and the CCTV director cut the camera off. Brother Duan Xuan The passionate commentary was like a rooster stuck in the neck...

"My day, what happened?"

"MLGBD, what did Duan Xuan say about running naked just now? Did he just run naked? Isn't it possible?"

"Damn it, Xixi is going to die if she shaves her micro-5, what are you doing..."

The grievances of countless losers reached the sky. The directors and directors of CCTV5, from three generations of blood relatives to ancient ancestors, were greeted cordially countless times. Soon someone posted this scene on Crazy Li’s personal website [We are all great losers]. Provoked numerous replies…

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The "Triangle Superman Pants" were quickly picked up and "forked" away from the Bernabeu by angry security guards. The tense atmosphere of the national derby was diluted a lot by this man's brave behavior. When the referee Klaus Mills blew the whistle for the game When the whistle blows again, more than 10 minutes have passed!

Push, push, push~

Icelandic striker Gudjohnsen knocked the ball back to his teammate Alex behind him, turned around and ran towards the penalty area of ​​Real Madrid. Fans from both sides in the stands kept cheering and booing, and the game started again!

After losing the ball, Rijkaard did not adjust the tactics. The current lineup is the strongest lineup that Barcelona can send. Except for the injured Ronaldinho and Eto'o, and Deco who was suspended for a red card, all the main players are on the field!

You must know that the Black Swan is not a coach famous for on-the-spot command. After doing the homework of tactical preparation to the extreme before the game, the rest can only rely on the on-the-spot performance of the stars!

Fortunately, in addition to Ronaldinho and Cheetah, there are Xavi, Messi and Iniesta on the field. These people are players who can decide the game on their own. Rijkaard is waiting for his disciples to shine!

On the field, Barcelona used the ball to launch an attack!

This time, uncle Xavi no longer "takes care" of the newcomer Alex, but uses a light turn to get rid of Beckham's pressing, and passes the ball to Messi's feet on the right side of the penalty area!

For this Argentine genius who performed a hat trick in the last confrontation between the two sides, Real Madrid's defense line dare not neglect it. After losing the first landing point, Marcelo carefully took small steps to adjust the center of gravity of his body back and forth, preventing Messi from suddenly changing direction and breaking through, while waiting for his teammates to come to assist!

Marcelo was waiting for fat Ronaldo, and the two Brazilians attacked Messi, the national team's mortal enemy, one after the other. In the center of the Real Madrid penalty area, Alex was already raising his hand for the ball. Messi made a fake pass, and suddenly started at high speed on the spot and rushed forward two steps, shaking off Ronaldo's pull behind him. When Marcelo had half-twisted his body, he suddenly changed from moving to stillness incredibly!

In this way, Marcelo was completely fooled. He couldn't stop even when he stepped on the "brake" to the highest level. He watched helplessly as he was thrown aside by Messi under the influence of inertia...

Dodge Marcelo, Messi pushed the ball to the bottom line, and instantly increased the speed to the fastest, cutting the bottom line and swiping into the penalty area of ​​​​Real Madrid!

This is the high-speed and high-frequency change of direction stunt that the Argentine golden boy has killed all over the world. It can be said that in the current football world, the defender who can defend Messi one-on-one has not been born yet, not to mention that Marcelo's hammer defense is not his strong point!

"...Messi, Messi, Messi, what a chance! Marcelo was easily shaken off by Messi and has entered the penalty area. Look at this ball. How to deal with it..."

"Incredible, a genius performance. Even Maradona's ability is no more than this. Messi's performance at this moment is worthy of the title of Maradona's successor..."

Real Madrid's penalty area was in chaos. Joel Luca came to make up for the defense with his long legs, but was still thrown aside by Messi's sudden stop. However, Joel Luca's rush was not in vain. Messi's first shot was blocked. Kompany and Mohamed Diarra had blocked all the shooting angles...

At this moment, the 19-year-old Messi showed his terrifying judgment and overall view. Facing the blockade of the muscle forest, the little flea poked lightly with his toes, and the football was like an obedient black and white elf, jumping and jumping through the small gates of Kompany and Diarra in succession. In the incredible In the expression, he rushed to the far post of Real Madrid's goal...

There, a small man who was ignored by everyone quietly appeared in a fatal position and gently pushed the football that was rolling slowly...

"... Iniesta, the back post was empty, a great opportunity... Shoot, God, it was saved by Casillas, how could it be possible?"

"Hey, look at this ball... dangerous," Duan Xuange was introducing the head coaches of various countries in the stands like a Chinese glutton in front of the TV. He was stimulated by this wonderful scene that suddenly qualified and raised his voice by eight degrees: "Real Madrid's defense has a fatal loophole, Iniesta is actually unmarked... Opportunity!!! Casillas, Banks-style save... Miracle... Real Madrid's third captain keeps the team in the lead!"

"Iniesta's shot is too straight..." The Catalan commentator's tone was not without regret!

On the court, Casillas held the football tightly in his arms, his handsome face full of gratitude for surviving the disaster. If the boss hadn't reminded him to stand as far to the right of the goal as possible in the tactical arrangement before the game, the ball would have gone in!

It was really damn suspenseful!

Casillas was not the only one who survived the disaster. Marcelo, Joel Luca, Kompany and Mohamed Diarra couldn't help wiping the cold sweat from their foreheads. If the ball went in, it would be a big loss in front of more than 60,000 "fathers and fellow countrymen" in the Bernabeu stands. Moreover, the boss was very vengeful...

There was a wave of applause from the stands, and the fans cheered for Casillas' incredible save!

In front of the Barcelona bench on the sidelines, Rijkaard turned around in his hands with his head in disbelief, and not far away, Li Tongfan was so excited that his fingers turned white!

Next, amid the exclamations of more than 70,000 people, Crazy Lee suddenly rushed out of the bench and ran wildly along the sidelines of the field like a donkey on the loose. Finally, he knelt on his knees and slid to the right corner area where Real Madrid gathered like a landing Boeing 747!

"It's an interesting scene. Crazy Li's performance is even crazier than Real Madrid's goal just now. I think this scene must have won the favor of many Madrid fans," the Catalan commentator's tone was full of jealousy: " He is really an actor with high acting skills..."

Other commentators also expressed confusion about this. Brother Duan Xuan explained to the fans in front of the TV by saying, "This is a save that determines the trend of the game. No wonder Li Tongfan is so excited!"

In addition to the commentator, Lao Li's extraordinary celebration this time caused endless boos from more than 10,000 Barcelona fans. Even the referee Klaus Mills had to run to the sidelines to warn a sullen man about his words and deeds. , otherwise I will have to take out my cards!

With the help of the second boss "Grade", Li Tongfan rubbed his knees and returned to the bench: Damn it, that shameless bastard actually hid a lighter in the corner flag area and choked me to death...

Push~~

Casillas takes the goal kick and the game continues!

Li Tongfan sat on the seat and rubbed his legs while carefully concealing the shock in his heart. No one knew the reason why Li Tongfan was so excited. A wonderful save would never make Lao Li so excited. The real reason is—— Score as many points as you want!

In the FM2007 system deduction before the game, Iniesta's goal was scored!

But what about the actual results?

Li Tongfan actually wiped out this goal with his special arrangement for Casillas before the game. This is the first time since he started using the FM2007 system five months ago that Lee Tong-beom has successfully eliminated a goal that should have qualified in reality through the predicted results that were known in advance!

Breaking the law that system deduction results are irreversible! ——

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