Football Modifier

Some people once said that the pendulum pass is an absolute nightmare for goalkeepers, and this is clearly reflected in Ronaldo.

Not to mention that the alien who was still in the emaciation period repeatedly used pendulum-style dribbling to trick the opponent's goalkeeper. Even the obese version of Ronaldo, who weighed an astonishing 86 kilograms this season, has passed this pass 15 times since the dead wood has returned to spring. Such a coquettish way of shaking the goalkeeper and pushing the shot into the empty net!

For the 16th time, when Ronaldo swung his legs from side to side like a dance, the person who fell down was blinded by Barcelona's goalkeeper Valdes!

——The best goalkeeper in the Spanish Primera Division in the 2005-06 season!

Valdes, who attacked in a hurry, was completely deceived by the fat alien's feint. By the time he struggled up from the lawn in panic and wanted to do something else, Ronaldo behind him had already completed his mission, like a Just like the knight who rides Juechen, he brushes off his clothes and hides deeply...well, without hiding and name...

"...GOOOOOOOOOOOAI..., God, what did I see? The aliens are back, the aliens are really back." Cester, a famous speaker on the British BBC radio station, went berserk: "Please forgive my excitement at this time, if If you see such a scene in front of TV, I believe you will be more excited than me... 10 years later, the classic will reappear..."

The best person, Rude Zizi, was completely frightened and failed to play his role as a green leaf at the critical moment!

"The ball went in, Ronaldo, unbelievable...unbelievable..." Duan Xuan, the big-headed brother, joined the [Screaming Clan] "Ronaldo incredibly copied what he did when he represented Barcelona against Valencia in the 1996-97 season. A classic goal of forced overtaking between the central defenders. Barcelona was 2 goals behind at the time. Ronaldo scored a hat-trick to help Barcelona reverse the game... It is unbelievable that after ten years, the alien, who is no longer young, staged such a goal again. A miracle, but this time, the glory belongs to Real Madrid, but it is the former club Barcelona that suffered a heavy blow..."

"Oh, God...I, my feelings are very complicated...very complicated." The Catalan commentator was a little incoherent: "When I was an ordinary fan sitting in the stands of Camp Nou and listening to others explaining the game, Ronnie once brought us victory with such a performance, but today... As a loyal Barcelona fan, I have to admit that under the training of Crazy Lee, the omnipotent alien back then is back. It's a pity that Not in Barcelona…”

Maybe the Catalan commentator really wanted to sing a song to the camera at this moment: It's a pity that it's not you, stay with me until the end...

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God must be the busiest in the world at this moment!

Because in the commentary box at the Bernabeu, there were more than 200 passionate loudmouths shouting his old man's name in unison in more than 70 different languages! Perhaps, in countless hours or computer screens in the world, more people greet his old man...

Compared with the excitement of the commentators, the more than 70,000 fans in the stands were already stunned by Fatty's performance. Everyone stood up and swayed their bodies unconsciously, waving their arms, huge The sound was like a thousand-meter tsunami caused by a hurricane in the Pacific Ocean, covering up everything. Even the sounds coming from my own mouth could not be heard clearly...

The camera focused on the coaching bench, and Rijkaard couldn't help but copy the action of the famous coach Robson rushing out of the coaching bench after Ronaldo scored a goal...

And Crazy Li - this sultry man who "made his fortune" by showing off could no longer maintain his pretentious nature, and frantically started hugging everyone around him, from second-in-command Grede to substitute Reyes, to Modric, to Diego, to Quaresma...

To...eh?

After holding the last one in his arms, Li Tongfan found that the person he was holding in his arms was actually the fourth official of the game. Bah bah bah, what a bad luck. Old Li quickly let go. Who knew that the fourth official who was supposed to stand in a neutral position was actually like a goat's horn? He grabbed Lao Li's shoulders and kept shaking them like a wind attack: "Hey, man, did you see it? Did you see it? Oh, God, this is Ronnie..."

The next second, when the camera focused on Ronaldo, the creator of the miracle, people found that the face of this crazy fat man actually shed tears of excitement. This is the moment that belongs to Ronaldo, this is the moment when the king returns...

At this moment, the fat alien had mixed feelings. Since his transfer to Inter Milan in Serie A at his peak, his fragile knees have been overwhelmed by injuries time and time again. Many of the kicks he could play on the court at will when he was young. The ball movement had to be abandoned. The alien in the hearts of the fans, who broke through all the defenders and then passed the goalkeeper and pushed into the empty goal, is getting older. In the past one or two seasons, he has gradually become a player who relies on his consciousness to play football. The average player...

After enjoying the most magnificent praise, fate made a joke with Ronaldo and made him suffer the most vicious ridicule!

Fatty, heavy striker, the heaviest one on the court...

This is the latest evaluation from the media who have flattered him countless times. Ronaldo wants to fight back, but more often than not he seems powerless!

But starting from this season, since that man came to Real Madrid, everything has changed! You can run as fast as before, you can score goals as you like before, you can get past all the defenders and then the goalkeeper and shoot into the empty goal as you did before, and you can...

Ronaldo looked at Li Tongfan who was celebrating wildly on the sidelines and hugging everyone around him. He felt extremely grateful. If it weren't for a man this age or even younger than himself, maybe he would have to consider retiring in a year or two, right?

Since the first day he came into contact with football in his career, Ronaldo has worked with countless famous head coaches, such as Robson, Scolari, Rosenborg... But there has never been anyone like Crazy Li. A veil of mystery, his ability to turn the tide is unparalleled in the world... Under his leadership, Ronaldo himself has forgotten what it was like to fail the last time...

There is a mysterious X factor in Crazy Li!

In the stands, more than 60,000 Real Madrid fans who finally returned to the ground from the clouds of excitement sang the song "The Only Ronaldo" sung by countless Ronaldo fans: "There is only one Bebeto and Romario, there is only one." There is Zico and Dunga, Carlos and Cafu, and... there are many more, but there is only one hero, and that is the only... the only... the only Ronaldo, the only hero Ronaldo... "

There is only one Ronaldo!

only one!

All over the world, the proposition "play like Ronaldo" only fails when facing Ronaldo!

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Crazy Li and Ronaldo put their arms around each other and danced their arms like two ecstatic little gangsters to incite the fans' emotions. They were greeted by waves of applause and screams like the tide of the Qiantang River!

Two equally wretched men, either one deserves such heroic treatment!

The referee Klaus Mills was worried about how to write a game report to the Football Association after the El Clasico, because the first half was not over yet. Crazy Li’s inexplicable outburst and Ronaldo’s dream performance just now had already As a result, the game has been interrupted twice for almost 20 minutes. At this time, other La Liga games at the same time may have started the second half...

Push, push, push~~

3:0!

Barcelona kicks off again!

When the depressed Icelandic center Gudjohnsen stood in the center circle for the third time in this game and knocked the ball back to his teammate Alex, the famous speakers in the commentary box were still immersed in the shocking scene just now. The reason why it is a classic Classic lies in his non-replicability, but today Ronaldo created a miracle!

Regardless of the final score of this Spanish El Clasico, Ronaldo’s goal alone qualifies it to become one of the classic games in football history, worthy of eternal recall by every Ronaldo fan!

Similarly, in the broadcast footage around the world, although what appears more is not the ongoing game, but the slow motion of Fatty Luo's goal just now, no one is dissatisfied with this, as long as it is a person who truly loves football. People all hope that such slow motion can be played back a hundred times, and that the sensational commentators can say flattering words to the aliens ten thousand times again!

No one feels disgusted!

That's what Ronaldo deserves!

In the Municipal Square of Madrid, in the bar of BJ Houhai, in the slums of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in front of the mine hut in Bloemfontein, South Africa... wherever you can objectively see the broadcast of the game, cheers can be heard!

It's a fan's day!

Made by Crazy Lee and Ronaldo!

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Time flies so fast. The Barcelona players may have been shocked by Ronaldo's goal and have not yet recovered. After the restart, they made mistakes one after another. Fortunately, the Real Madrid players were still immersed in the happiness just now and did not make another mistake. The opponent seized the opportunity to insert the fourth knife!

The offense is weak and the defense is careless. Uncle Xavi's scalpel-like passing has lost its previous accuracy. Messi's invincible breakthrough in disguise has also become a bit slow. Kompany is even still looking like he has seen a ghost in the day. Staring at the fat alien Ronaldo jumping in the frontcourt!

When the black judge Klaus Morse finally blew the whistle to end the first half of the game, many people, whether they were fans or players, were still immersed in Ronaldo's shocking long-distance run!

A sword coming from the west, a flying fairy from the sky!

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If this chapter describes Fatty Luo as coquettish and powerful enough, please vote for Xiao Dao with a monthly vote, hehe, otherwise the fat man will have his legs broken in the next chapter!