Football Modifier

On the evening of April 10th, the first two games of the Champions League quarter-finals will be played!

Arsenal, the Premier League arsenal, faced off against Porto at home. With the Brazilian midfielder Gilberto Silva's world-beating goal in stoppage time in the first half, they defeated the Portuguese giants 1:0 and advanced successfully with a total score of 2:1 in the two rounds. !

In another game, the two La Liga giants Valencia and Barcelona, ​​who are at war with each other, shook hands with each other 0:0 after 90 minutes of fierce battle at the Mestalla Stadium! In this way, despite being disliked by countless people at the beginning, the Bat Legion finally upset the defending champion Barcelona and advanced to the semi-finals of the Champions League with a total score of 2:1 in two rounds!

When the referee blew the final whistle of the game, the Mestalla Stadium turned into a sea of ​​joy, and countless excited bat fans shed tears in the stands...

Once upon a time, since Benitez left Liverpool in the Premier League, Valencia has no longer regained the majesty of the league championship. Outsiders thought that this famous La Liga team would collapse after losing its "captain", and they watched and waited. It's a joke, but today all doubts have disappeared - the Bat Army once again advanced to the semi-finals of the Champions League, and they defeated the powerful defending champion Barcelona in the knockout round!

As a result, Valencia coach Flores became famous and was hailed by the European media as the second-best young coach in the Spanish league after Crazy Li. However, this arrogant man did not think so when interviewed by reporters: "I I’m very envious that Crazy Mr. Li can have so many talented players, any one of them is at the top of La Liga... The team’s condition is very good now, I hope to meet Real Madrid in the semi-finals...”

The implication is that Crazy Li only has a handful of good cards in his hands to achieve what he is today. If I were to be the head coach of Real Madrid, I would be no worse than Crazy Li!

The reason is that only new people laugh, who knows how old people cry?

The winner certainly deserves applause, but the loser has to endure endless criticism!

Porto fell under the firepower of the gunners. It is understandable that they are inferior to others! But the disastrous defeat of defending champion Barcelona against Valencia was unacceptable to everyone!

The European media pointed all the fingers at two people - coach Rijkaard and the team's number one core Ronaldinho!

Barcelona suffered an early defeat in the Copa del Rey this season, and was overshadowed by Madman Li and his "Horrible Madrid" in the league. Today, even the last straw, the Champions League, was handed over to a bat that was far inferior to itself. Legion, in the face of such a terrible comprehensive defeat record, both the club's senior management and the Catalan fans urgently need a scapegoat to vent their anger!

Barcelona has never been a club full of human touch, so Black Swan, who single-handedly created the "Dream Team" and worked hard for the revival of the Barcelona dynasty, unfortunately became the first victim - as soon as the game ended that night, Barcelona's official website issued a statement , the club will terminate the contract with Dutch coach Rijkaard after the end of the 2006-07 season...

As for Ronaldinho, photos of the Brazilian partying in nightclubs filled the front pages of Catalan media overnight, and the former hero became the target of accusations from forgetful fans!

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When this farce in Spain became more and more intense, Li Tongfan was attending a pre-match press conference in Milan, Italy, and was interviewed by reporters!

The Italian reporters have long wanted to teach the arrogant Crazy Li a lesson. In the past, that was your territory in Spain, and we didn’t dare to act arrogantly, but today we can’t help you, Crazy Li...

Therefore, when Li Tongfan just stepped into the press conference hall, Italian reporters gathered around him as if they had agreed upon it, and pushed their colleagues from other countries to the outside!

"Mr. Husband, what do you think of Philip Inzaghi's two away goals?" A 30-year-old female reporter wearing a sexy red leather skirt took the lead. When the woman gloated and laughed, the foundation on her face was stained. Dropped down: "Why would a 33-year-old striker who has not scored more than a dozen goals in Serie A score Real Madrid's goal at the Bernabeu..."

"...Obviously, in the first round, Mr. Ancelotti won the victory in terms of on-the-spot command... Damn it, don't worry about me later." A fat man with "Mediterranean" on his head had not finished speaking. , reporters from behind crowded over: "Excuse me, Mr. Fantong, have you learned anything from Mr. Ancelotti?"

"Mad Lord Li, you may suffer your first defeat in your coaching career tonight in the San Siro battle. If the myth of victory is shattered, how will you feel?"

"...You have not yet renewed your contract with Real Madrid. Someone saw Inter Milan transfer manager Blanco secretly contacting you last night. Are you the coach who is preparing to end Mr. Mancini's..."

Facing a group of Italian paparazzi who wanted to catch him and eat him alive, Lao Li didn't even sit down. He just stood there, holding up three fingers in a mysterious manner. He saw the reporters looking at each other and stopped asking questions. Explain slowly and calmly!

"First, the two away goals were given to you Italians by me in a good mood." Li Tongfan bent a finger and his disdain was palpable: "For Real Madrid, we have already won a victory. , and you have already lost once at the Bernabeu, and tonight will be the second time..."

Before the reporters could retort, Li Tongfan bent his second finger: "Mr. Ancelotti has nothing worth learning from him, but there is something in me that Ancelotti will never get... Oh, you think I mean age? Wrong, I mean: Can Mr. Ancelotti win 51 games in a row?”

The members of the Italian paparazzi who originally wanted to laugh at lunatic Li Zi for overestimating his abilities were speechless for a moment, because although the lunatic's words were unpleasant, everything he said was true. AC Milan did lose the last game. And Ancelotti seems to be really unable to replicate his terrifying record of 51 consecutive wins...

Looking at the speechless provocateur, Lao Li once again deliberately showed disdain and bent his last finger: "Third, tonight's San Siro will definitely not be the end of the myth of victory, but you Italians A sad beginning!"

After saying three points in a very coquettish breath, Li Tongfan did not leave any chance for his opponents to counterattack after finishing his pretense. He swung his sleeves and slipped out of the press conference hall with lightning speed...

When the reporters came to their senses, they realized that they had been tricked by the abominable lunatic Li again. The hall seemed to be filled with rats that had exploded into a quarrel...

"What the hell, who does he think he is... huh? God?"

"A Spanish coach with no grace, how could such a person win 51 games in a row?"

"...I really want to see what kind of expression this arrogant guy will show after losing tonight? Hey, I guess it's uglier than crying..."

The angry reporters didn't realize that Madman Li had only one question he didn't answer, and that was whether he would coach Inter Milan next season!

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April 11th at 10:00pm!

San Siro Stadium, Italy!

Real Madrid's away game against AC Milan in the quarter-finals of the UEFA Champions League in the 2006-07 season is about to begin!

Players from both sides slowly walked out of the tunnel with their cute little ball boy in hand, and performed the final kick-off ceremony before the game!

The San Siro stand, which can accommodate 82,955 fans to watch the game, was full. The atmosphere was obviously different from the atmosphere in Spanish stadiums. Milan fans created a lot of red smoke in the stands, and countless red and black flags were flying in the stands. When Real Madrid players played , some enthusiastic fans have even thrown debris from the stands through the barbed wire fence!

The "warm treatment" that the Rossoneri enjoyed at the Bernabeu 7 days ago was finally the Galacticos' turn to taste. When the fans booed in unison, even the lawn of the stadium seemed to be shaking in fear!

Of course, the biggest boo in the audience must be received by the most coquettish one - the moment Madman Li of the Bernabeu walked out of the tunnel, AC Milan fans will receive the gift they have been preparing and waiting for for five or six days. It lights up!

This wave of super boos lasted for nearly 10 minutes and then gradually disappeared after the Portuguese referee Pedro Henriques blew the whistle to start the game!

This is not because AC Milan fans intend to let go of the arrogant Real Madrid coach, but because they want to cheer for the players they support. If a person has two mouths, then it is estimated that the boos towards Li Tongbum will definitely continue. By the end of the game...

After returning to the home court, Ancelotti did not relax because of the advantageous situation. The starting lineup that had been arranged for several years continued the formation of the first round!

In the 4-2-2-2 position, Odo, who was beaten by Marcelo in the first round, was replaced by Brazilian veteran Cafu, and the Czech full-back Jankulovski, who is stronger in offense than defense, took the starting position. Replaced by Paolo Maldini who moved to the wing, the 29-year-old Georgian Kaladze, who returned from injury, took over the position of the Red and Black King and formed a new central defender partner with Nesta!

The midfield is still composed of Pirlo, Gattuso, Rucho Gonzalez and Kaká. On the forward line, Gilardino partners with Philip Inzaghi, the hero of the first game!

However, Li Tongfan did not make any changes to the first confirmed starting lineup in the game. In the end, Beckham was still used as the single midfielder, setting up a 4-1-2-1-2 offensive formation!

The decision to use a single defensive midfielder was influenced by the words of the second boss Grede. Since Lao Li's biggest enemy is Ancelotti, when choosing tactics and arranging the starting lineup, Fatty An must not be able to guess.

Everyone predicts that when the situation is unfavorable for Real Madrid, the best way for Madman Li to defend in the away game is to defend a 0:0 draw, so Li Tongfan will do the opposite. Only by taking the enemy by surprise can we attack him unprepared!

really!

Ancelotti on the sidelines was surprised after seeing Real Madrid's starting lineup, but it was just a surprise. For Ancelotti, Crazy Li's approach was exactly what he wanted—— Since you dare to put up an offensive posture regardless of life and death at San Siro, then you must be aware of being defeated!

How did Fatty An know that Crazy Li's ingenuity this time was just an appetizer? Hey, the real killer was about to appear!

Keep your eyes open and watch! ——

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