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In the sorrowful eyes of the Mallorca players, a big man wearing a black Real Madrid away jersey jumped slightly, and the ball rushed into the net like lightning...

After the big man scored the goal, he was stunned. It was so easy? Then he looked at the ball that was still spinning in the goal. This time it was his turn to turn into a frightened kangaroo, turning around like running wildly on the sidelines...

The camera zoomed in, and a series of dazzling letters were printed on the back of the black jersey——

Vedran-Corluka! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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"GOOOOOOOOAL...The ball has been scored...Huh?...It's unbelievable, the ball has actually been scored..." After seeing the goal, the commentator screamed subconsciously, and suddenly realized that it was the other team that scored the goal, and he Such excitement might arouse public outrage, so he added fearfully: "Real Madrid is really...so...so lucky..."

After saying that, the man quickly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead!

Little did he know that these few words of his had already angered the fanatical Mallorca fans, and curses broke out in the stands:

"Where did this son of a bitch commentator come from, did he get shit in his head?"

"Pull this bastard out and feed it to the dogs..."

"Let this bitch die..."

The angry curses were mixed with scattered hisses, like the moans of a dissatisfied prodigal girl, over and over again, showing the master's bad mood...

In the home team's coaching bench, after seeing the goal, Mallorca coach Manzano's "***" blooming on his face seemed to have been severely destroyed by the frost after autumn, and it quickly declined...

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After scoring the goal, Cioluca ran all the way, avoiding the teammates who were surrounding him, and rushed to Li Tongbeom, who was secretly giving Mallorca head coach Marzano the middle finger with a smirk on his face, and hugged his waist. His own coach raised it above his head...

He has a thousand reasons to do this!

It was this young coach, whom he had never met before, who took himself from the Croatian prefectural league to Spain and then to Madrid under tremendous pressure that ordinary people could not imagine, making him a member of the great Real Madrid team...

And just now, it was this man who had changed his destiny, who resolutely commanded himself to stand at the far post of the Mallorca goal amid the ridicule of the 23,145 people in the audience, and then, The ball seems so easy...

Is he a god?

Cioluca carried the slightly panicked Li Tongfan on his shoulders. The camera passed by again, and the big screen on the field showed this scene repeatedly in slow motion...

In the shot, whether it is the excited and ferocious face of Joel Luca or the embarrassed look of Li Tongfan yelling at the big man to put down his self, they are more absurd and funny than the scene just now, but this time, there is no one The slightest hint of ridicule...

Mallorca fans were like frightened good babies, all of them were dumbfounded...

More than 6,000 Real Madrid fans who came from afar, after being suppressed by the opponent's noise for most of the half-time, finally roared and made their own voice, "Come on!" Madrid"'s loud singing echoed through the San Moise Stadium!

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The game continued. After accidentally conceding the ball, the Mallorca players seemed a little absent-minded, while the Real Madrid players strictly implemented the coach Lee Tong-beom's theory of "killing you while you are sick", torturing Manzano and the scene again and again. The fragile little hearts of fans...

Beep! Beep!

When the referee blew the whistle to end the first half, the worried Mallorca fans collectively covered their hearts and stood up from their seats to wipe their sweat...

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"You guys, well done!" Li Tongfan arrogantly issued a political statement in the locker room: "Look, Mallorca's bunch of cowards who only know how to throw shovels have been stunned by you! Those in the stands who are just Even the yelling coward is frightened by you, I think you must be very happy!"

"Boss, can you still enjoy the second half?"

"Haha, I want to cum a few more times! It's so enjoyable!"

The Real Madrid players were sitting and wiping their sweat with smiles while watching their head coach swearing. Compared with the gentle and gentle Queiroz and Rosenberg in the past, this young coach seemed not to know what humility was. , but they have a strong appetite for these hot-blooded young men.

"No problem, our slogan is to press harder and shoot harder!" Li Tongfan took out a small black book from his body with satisfaction, glanced at it carefully, and then said: "Gonzalez and Guti will rest in the second half , Ronnie and Luca are ready to warm up, we want to give the old fox Manzano a surprise!”

When Raoul heard that Li Tongfan wanted to change his fate, he raised his eyebrows inadvertently and said nothing. His performance in the first half was not good. Mallorca's strong central defender completely guarded him, so he made little contribution to the team.

Needless to say Guti, Mallorca’s intensive defense prevented the through balls he was good at exerting any power at all...

However, in the first half of the first game of the season, the team's captain and deputy captain were replaced so simply. Assistant coach Grad was sweating for Li Tongfan next to him!

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After the fifteen-minute break, the two teams entered the stage one after another and started an even more brutal fight!

The Mallorca fans in the stands regained their energy during the halftime break and regained their vigor in the first half. They opened their arms, patted their chests, and screamed for the team...

"The second half started... Oops, Real Madrid made substitutions. Raul and Guti came off the field. They were replaced by the newly joined Croatian players Modric and... Well? Ronaldo? Isn't this fat man injured? Why is he there? here?"

The tone of the on-site commentator was full of surprise like Columbus discovered the New World, and then he immediately comforted himself: "It seems that the young coach of Real Madrid, who is under tremendous pressure, hopes that aliens can help the team, but the alien with the body of a hippopotamus is still Can you score goals like before? This is undoubtedly digging your own grave..."

Unfortunately, before this commentator with Tang Monk potential could finish his words, there was suddenly a buzzing sound of tens of thousands of people sucking in the air-conditioning. The Mallorca fans held their heads in their hands in annoyance, as if Seeing the girlfriend I had worked so hard to pursue suddenly fall into the arms of someone else...

"Oh... God, who can tell me what happened? Go in... is this a goal?" The commentator failed in his duty for the second time in this game. His stammering tone made people think of this... The scene where my friend was pulling his hair wildly in the commentary box.

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