Football Modifier

Round 3: Casillas vs. Valdés

Real Madrid's circus-like poor defense made Casillas famous. After defending the goal for Spain for the first time in the match against Switzerland in 2000, Casillas has always been the most unshakable starting goalkeeper of the Spanish national team. With his handsome appearance and perfect performance on the field, Casillas has always been the first dream lover of Spanish beauties!

But the Catalans don't think so. In their opinion, only Valdés, who helped Barcelona win the double championship last season, is the best goalkeeper on the planet. All Barcelona fans are indignant that the Spanish national team ignores Valdés' existence, and the next national derby will give Valdés another great opportunity to prove himself and defeat Casillas...

The first for a thousand years and the second for ten thousand years, who will laugh last?

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"World Football", also known as "Secret Sao Ke", is a very popular football program in China. Just as the program's slogan - "The purest football, the highest level of enjoyment" says, every Monday evening at 19:30, countless fanatical football fans will sit in front of the TV on time to enjoy this pure football feast!

Sun Bo is one of the millions of fans. Due to work reasons, he cannot watch the La Liga games that are only broadcast in the second half of the night, which makes him extremely resentful. The "Secret Sao Ke" at 19:30 has become the most important thing in the life of this fanatical Real Madrid fan that cannot be missed!

After the wonderful opening scene, Duan Xuange's big head popped up on the TV screen as always.

This male host, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes like Brother Jing in The Legend of the Condor Heroes, has become the top commentator in the domestic football commentary industry since Brother Jianxiang was fired by the court TV station for saying "It's not a fight alone but a possession by the soul" in the just-concluded World Cup in Germany.

Even the predecessors such as Brother Qiaosheng, who is "as fast as thunder to steal the bell", Coach Zhang, who is "Hey Emperor", and Brother Jianhong, who is "a little red on the court", are willing to be inferior...

"Good evening, audience friends, welcome to watch the live broadcast of Tianxia Football for you. I am Duan Xuan, the program supporter. In today's program, our staff has prepared a carefully designed section for everyone, called "A Day in the Life of Li Tongfan"..."

My girlfriend, a nurse working in a hospital, is on night shift today, so she doesn't have to worry about being robbed of the remote control and forced to watch Aunt Qiong Yao Sun Bo from the fairy tale drama "My Fair Princess" lay comfortably on the leather sofa, crossed his legs, lit a cigarette, took a leisurely puff, and began to smoke freely...

But that was the moment when Duan Xuan said the three words "Li Tongfan", Sun Bo immediately sat up as if his butt was bitten by a dog...

"Li Tongfan!!!!"

For Sun Bo, this is a name that has worn thick calluses on his ears, a fairy-tale name. If there are still Chinese fans who don't know this name, then he is already OUT!

Since the online debate about "Chinese becoming Real Madrid coach" half a month ago was settled, this man called Li Tongfan is almost on the verge of surpassing Yao Ming and Liu Xiang to become the number one sports star in China!

Whether it is Baidu or Google, the three words "Li Tongfan" have been at the top of the search rate in the past month. Various news about Li Tongfan on the Internet seem to be flying all over the sky like catkins in March in the south of the Yangtze River...

As a loyal Real Madrid fan, after Sun Bo confirmed that Li Tongfan really existed, he immediately began to collect all information about this man who was a dozen years younger than himself. As long as there was news related to Li Tongfan, he would read it carefully several times, download useful news, and save it in a folder named "Fairy Tale" on his computer...

The degree of seriousness is even more than when he was reviewing for the college entrance examination that would determine his fate ten years ago...

And today's "Secret Sao Ke" on the fifth channel of the Imperial Court Channel has become a personal promotional video for Li Tongfan.

It seems that the staff of the program production team has put a lot of thought into it. From the press conference when Li Tongfan took office as Real Madrid, to the warm-up matches he led the team against strong teams such as Inter Milan and Manchester United, to Real Madrid's away challenge to Mallorca, and then to the home victory over Mallorca led by Schuster... All the video materials were sorted out, and the program spent nearly an hour telling this story that seems to never happen!

This is like a fairy tale for all Chinese fans!

From the first second that the somewhat wretched figure appeared on the TV screen, Sun Bo couldn't help but sit up straight, watching the immature little man sitting behind the table of the press conference pretending to be sophisticated, watching him wearing sunglasses and posing cool in the game, watching him jumping up and down on the San Moise Stadium like a clown to command the players to go up and head the corner kick...

Sun Bo suddenly found that this guy called a good-for-nothing by the Spanish was actually no different from those cunning and mean young people around him...

But it's better this way!

What fans need is a living "friend" with flesh and blood, a "friend" with both strengths and weaknesses, rather than the kind of "success module" that is high above and out of reach!

So when Sun Bo saw Li Tongfan waving his arms and roaring at countless Mallorca fans alone at the San Moise Stadium, he suddenly felt a sense of blood boiling... The court TV station made an exception this time and did not harmonize the insulting slogans made by Mallorca fans in the stands. At this moment, Sun Bo worshipped Li Tongfan like crazy!

This is the idol I need!

This is the idol that real fans need!

The thin figure waving his arms and shouting provocatively amid the angry curses and boos of tens of thousands of Mallorca fans was deeply imprinted in Sun Bo's memory, and may be engraved for a lifetime...

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Until the end of the program, Sun Bo lit a cigarette and fell into deep thought!

Chinese people are good at creating idols, and they are also good at trampling on idols! It is easy to remember a person's goodness, but it is easier to forget him!

Sun Bo felt that he should do something for that little man!

After turning on the computer, Sun Bo planned to create a Baidu post bar about Li Tongfan, meet some fans who also like Li Tongfan, and discuss how to support this "new friend" together. However, he was surprised to find that there were already dozens of post bars related to Li Tongfan...

"We are all big eaters", this is a post bar opened by a buddy who never stops talking!

"Red New Coach", well, the name of this post bar is very consistent with socialism with Chinese characteristics!

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Among the many post bars, Sun Bo chose one named with the three characters "Li Tongfan". After clicking to enter, the post bar was as lively as he expected!

More than 100,000 posts, millions of replies, the number of people who applied to become members has exceeded 10,000, and the number is still growing slowly. Each member has a very BT name - eater!

Sun Bo smiled slightly, spent a few minutes to register a Baidu account, and then applied to join the post bar. The owner "First Eater" quickly agreed to his application, and there was another "eater" in the post bar!

After becoming a "glutton", Sun Bo quickly posted his first post:

"I am a fan of Real Madrid, and I am the most die-hard glutton. I believe everyone has watched the World Football that just ended. I have created a QQ group. All friends who support Li Tongfan should join. I think we should be able to do something for our idol... Group number: 6159252 (Book Friends Group)!"

Within ten minutes, the QQ message prompt box kept making coughing prompt sounds like a patient with advanced pneumonia. Sun Bo hurriedly clicked on the verification box, and one of them A post caught his attention:

"Hello, I am the first glutton, the moderator of Li Tongfan's forum. Thank you for providing the QQ group at the first time. You are right. We should do something for him..."

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Ten minutes later, the advanced QQ group that can accommodate 500 people was filled, and all the "gluttons" began to speak enthusiastically. Sun Bo stared at the comments on the window that were as fast as the screen, and couldn't help but smile bitterly. Often, before half of a sentence was read, it was immediately pushed out of sight by the comments below...

So Sun Bo clicked on the QQ of "the first glutton" and prepared to chat privately!

SB (Sun Bo's QQ nickname, the first letter of each word in the name is capitalized): Hello, I am the one who posts on the forum, do you have any good ideas?

"First Eater" sent a sweaty little head emoji: "Damn, these grandsons are posting like a screen-filling, it's exhausting to watch, I was just about to chat with you privately! I'm a programmer, and I want to create a personal website for Li Tongfan, what do you think?"

SB: "That's what I was thinking, but we're still short of manpower if it's just the two of us, we need to find some more helpers!"

"First Eater": "That's easy, the guys in the group whose adrenaline secretion is more vigorous than that of old virgins who have entered menopause early, they must be willing to help!"

SB: "... That's a solution!"

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It turns out that Li Tongfan's face is now bigger than the Pacific Ocean. When Sun Bo and "First Eater" told the group about their idea of ​​building a website, the "eaters" responded enthusiastically, and an individual who resells servers donated a one-year property right of a Fuyang dual-core-X1 server without saying a word!

Under the enthusiastic situation of "money contributes money, no money contributes people, no one joins in the fun", a "glutton" website creation team consisting of three programmers, one artist, and five part-time editors was born!

As for the name of the website, after the vote of the general public, it was finally named "We are all gluttons"!

Sun Bo's objection was invalid, so he had to accept it!

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