Football Modifier

Gascoigne couldn't wait to ask this question that almost everyone wanted to ask, whether in the live broadcast room or in front of the TV...

Gazana's plump face was full of expressions.

It seems that if possible, the impatient Gascoigne will not hesitate to jump over, grab Kraut's ankles, pick up the football expert who likes to show off, shake him hard, and shake him. All the secrets hidden in my stomach were poured out in one breath...

At this time, Kraut wanted to reach out and strangle this fat man who spoke so freely.

He himself was only in his forties, and he thought he was in his prime, but he was called "old man" by Gazza continuously. He felt really dumbfounded... If it weren't for the fact that he already knew that this man didn't have a high emotional intelligence, in fact, he had always been They are all "children" who will not grow up. Kraut has long glared at them.

After narrowing his eyes at this helpless idiot fat man, the chief football expert of the Observer slowly and slowly spouted four syllables from his mouth -

“YE——GUAN——TIAN——XIANG!!!

Everyone in the studio was confused, and no one knew what it meant.

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puff--

Hearing these four words spoken by the so-called football expert on the TV screen, Wang Qinghe spat out the spoonful of 'Chiba Tofu Soup' he had just fed into his mouth...

"Watching the sky at night?"

Opposite me, Li Tongfan almost buried his whole head in the little rice left in the bowl, pretending that he didn't see the questioning look in Wang Qinghe's big black eyes...

Wang Qinghe nodded, thoughtfully, and did not continue to ask.

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"YE-GUAN-TIAN-XIANG?"

In the studio.

Gaza's little eyes flashed, the fat on his face trembled, and in a stubborn and unclear tone, he vaguely repeated what Kraut had just said, and then asked subconsciously: "Then... What kind of bastard thing is that?”

This sentence almost spoke the voice of tens of millions of people.

This time, Kraut no longer pretended, but showed a weird smile: "According to the results I got from my own search, there is indeed such a saying in Crazy Li's homeland..."

"...a method passed down from ancient China to predict weather changes by observing the constellations in the sky, similar to the 'astrology' of the Gypuzhai people..."

"Uh... I know, this explanation is absurd, but that's the fact. Moreover, according to Chinese history books, there were indeed some knowledgeable people in history who were able to predict the climate by observing changes in constellations and the environment... You know, It’s a mysterious eastern country where all kinds of miracles can happen!”

After Kraut finished speaking, the other two men and one woman in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

More people were dumbfounded in front of the TV.

Even the TV camera shook violently. That was because after the cameraman suddenly heard this explanation, his hands, which had never been known to be stable, shook a few times involuntarily...

Crazy Lee is a fucking astrologer?

This...who the hell believes this?

But if you don't believe it, who the hell is going to explain everything that has happened?

God?

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North London.

Wenger, who was watching the show, looked up and fell into deep thought when he saw this.

Sure enough!

In fact, he had had doubts about this since the beginning of the game. It seemed that his opponent had already known about the snowfall during the game. At that time, he thought that he was too worried... Now it seems that his guess was not wrong at all!

All of this was indeed planned by Crazy Li!

No matter how he knew that the National Weather Service's forecast was wrong, a head coach could combine the information he knew so efficiently and use it all for his own use... This ability is what impressed Wenger most. A place that feels scary!

The famous French coach bets that any other ordinary coach would never think of making a fuss about such a 'weather forecast error' in order to successfully exchange for a hard-fought victory...

And it turns out that Crazy Li’s painstaking plan really succeeded!

Wenger is convinced that if Crazy Lee hadn't planned so much about the weather and prepared so many tactics in advance, then the two red cards that happened in Pisa would have definitely ruined Newcastle's 1-goal lead...

As for the two goals scored by Michael Owen later, it is even more impossible...

And in that case, Arsenal will win!

There is heating in the living room, but Wenger's heart is filled with chills...

Crazy Li, so scary!

This Chinese is less than thirty years old today. At such a young age, as long as he is willing, he can easily continue to dominate the football world of this planet for at least 40 years...

Wenger is not sure whether such absolute dominance is good or bad for the development of football... What Wenger is sure of is——

It is indeed a tragedy for a head coach to live in the same era as him!

Wenger felt Rijkaard's emotions when he said this in an interview. At this moment, Wenger felt it personally.

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"Well done, Mr. Kraut, I have to admit that as an admirer of Crazy Lee, you have successfully deepened the mystery of your idol..."

The topic was a little ridiculous.

So, beauty host Danny Shanna is trying to draw people's attention away from the illusory 'astrology'. Crazy Lee is an astrologer? If you continue talking, the Chinese will really become a god.

However, another male guest, Sester, who had rarely spoken, suddenly shook his head and said thoughtfully——

"Perhaps, this is not a mystery. I think it just shows that Madman Li has erudition beyond ordinary people..."

"Actually, although astrology is absurd, we need to know that there are many non-professionals who can predict some weather phenomena in advance, such as earthquakes, tsunamis and other natural disasters by observing some minor environmental changes that occur around them... …These disasters may change in ways that even the Meteorological Bureau cannot predict in advance, but they will be predicted in the simplest way…”

"We all know that Crazy Li is not a professional coach. He knows a lot more things than ordinary coaches. Maybe he really discovered that there will be snowfall on the day of the game by observing some small environmental changes that are ignored by others. It’s possible... After all, this is the first snow in the British Isles, so there are signs to follow!”

Everyone nodded, Sester's explanation made sense.

Compared to the illusory astrology mentioned by Kraut, the host Danny Shana seemed to believe Sester's statement more: "Anyway, the 90-minute heavy snowfall in Newcastle on the 25th was undoubtedly Like his magical middle finger, it will become another mystery in world football... Of course, I suggest that we ignore the topic of 'middle finger' today, otherwise the whole program will not end. …”

The three male guests nodded in unison.

Because regarding the middle finger, from Stamford Bridge two years ago to now, the entire European football world has debated countless times...

But in the past two years, there has never been a unified conclusion.

If we really talk about this topic today, maybe we should first ask the staff of the program team to prepare today’s dinner and tomorrow’s breakfast. Let’s prepare to talk about it for three days and four nights...

The topic changes.

The TV broadcast changed, and the scene where Podolski received the red card in the 20th minute of the St. James battle reappeared...

The middle finger in the stands of St. James Park Stadium is like a fantasy white forest, and the white heat from the fans' mouths envelopes the stands, looming...

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Li Tongfan blew a loud whistle and laughed like a thief.

Wang Qinghe looked at the TV, which was playing a scene where he raised his middle finger to curse with a "shoal face". In the picture, a bright red down jacket looked so clear and eye-catching in the forest of millions of middle fingers...

Seeing this scene, the little girl was not ashamed, but proud. She smiled and raised her crisp white middle finger at Old Li...

Lao Li couldn't laugh anymore.

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"...This is really an incredible scene. I have always thought that England is a noble nation that advocates elegance. However, the fact is that this girl from China conquered more than 1 million Newcastle fans with a tall erected Middle finger!”

The beautiful host Danny Shana distributed some newspapers to the guests who were doing it, and continued -

“Whether it’s The Times, Daily Express, Sunday, The Sun, The Mirror, or the Financial Times, which rarely reports football information, or even the most authoritative football media in Europe such as L’Equipe, Bild, and Kicker. , all used front-page headlines to report extensively on this Chinese lady who had only appeared in the public eye for only three days..."

"And the scene where she led the fans to greet the referee with her middle finger raised in the 15th round of the Premier League was reported tirelessly by the media. What's even more bizarre is that 90% of the reports mentioned Crazy Li's My sweetheart has become a lovely lady who loves football and has a cheerful personality..."

"...If we were to choose the most famous lady in England this year, I think WANGQINGHE would definitely be chosen!"

Having said this, Danny Shana covered the two attractive breasts on her chest with both hands, making an expression of infinite envy, and deliberately sighed: "To be honest, you can't understand how much I envy China as a woman." The girl made the headlines of major European mainstream media overnight. This is simply the dream of all English girls... If I had known that becoming Crazy Li's woman would have so many benefits, I wouldn't mind going to the Riggbottom training base every day. Send him roses..."

There was a burst of laughter in the studio.

Gascoigne touched his belly, which looked like a large swimming ring, and muttered a little guiltily: "Actually, a woman who is a great Gazza can also be very beautiful..."

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Li Tongfan scooped up all the rice in the bowl in one breath, looked at the coquettish appearance of the female host on TV, turned to Wang Qinghe and smiled coquettishly: "Girl, you are famous!"

Wang Qinghe said nothing, picked up the remote control and changed the channel.

This is a talk reality show.

What neither of the two people in the room expected was that Li Tongfan was also mentioned in such a program.

"Who is your sexual fantasy?"

The issue of female presenters wearing heavy make-up may seem vulgar, but there is no doubt that many people enjoy such programs, and lunchtime is also considered a 'little prime time', and many TV channels in England are full of such programs.

"Of course Crazy Lee!"

A female guest who wore more makeup than the host laughed wildly: "Every time I see him raising his middle finger on the sidelines, I feel itchy..."

"But I don't think Crazy Li's sexual ability can satisfy you. You know, yellow people are very bad at this..."

Another tall female guest seemed to express extreme doubts about Lao Li's ability: "Crazy Li looks so thin. I think a strong man like Drogba has the best athletic ability in bed." …”

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Seeing this scene, Wang Qinghe couldn't hold on no matter how generous he was.

After all, she is still a girl.

Lao Li looked at the girl in front of him with innocent eyes. Wang Qinghe glared at Li Tongfan fiercely and switched the channel back...

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"Crazy Lee spoke out his ambitions without any scruples at the post-match press conference, threatening to win all the honors Newcastle can achieve this season..." Beautiful host Danny Shana threw the question to Three male guests: "What do you think?"

Gascoigne's eyes rolled around and he nodded affirmatively: "There is no doubt that that guy is the best and most arrogant bastard I have ever seen. If that little bastard really said that, then there should be no problem. …”

Gazza also played for Newcastle, so he was full of affection for the Magpies. Although he kept shouting "little bastard", he really hoped in his heart that Crazy Lee could lead Newcastle to sweep their opponents and win all honors.

After all, that was the goal he had fought for when he was young!

That is a man's dream that will never grow up.

‘Famous mouthpiece’ Cester pinched his chin and pretended to be serious: “I seem to have seen the Real Madrid team that was alone in Spain two years ago and failed...”

"I suddenly thought of a question. According to the current progress of the Premier League, the Magpies will definitely participate in the UEFA Champions League next season. Perhaps for the giants in the five major leagues, this season should be their best hope of winning the Big Ears Cup. Once, right? Who knows if Crazy Li will monopolize the Champions League like he did in the league?"

Kraut dropped another bombshell.

In front of the TV, I don't know how many wealthy coaches were frightened by this sentence.

Thinking about the possibility of that crazy black back and an even crazier middle finger appearing in the Champions League that season, the famous coaches suddenly felt tight.

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Time passes like water.

The aftermath of the pinnacle battle is still rumbling, and the UEFA Cup group stage resumes.

On November 29, the Magpies visited the Knicks-Goumas Stadium in Greece and defeated the Greek giants AEK Athens 2:1, continuing to maintain the momentum of complete victory this season.

On December 6, Newcastle defeated Black Cat Sunderland 2:0 in an away game. Ronaldo and Nicolas Gigi each scored a goal.

On December 10, the Magpies defeated visiting Portsmouth 1:0 at home. The winning goal for the team was midfielder Alan Smith, known as 'Newcastle's No. 1 Strong Man'.

The Christmas Devils season is coming, and it seems that Newcastle are already invincible in the entire Premier League...

However, things didn't seem to develop as people expected.

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