Football Modifier

At this time, millions of fans will never know that the bitch they have been calling for, instead of worrying about Newcastle's tragic fate in recent rounds, is acting like a super pig who is not afraid of boiling water. , with saliva dripping like a Huangguoshu waterfall, watching Wang Qinghe change clothes one after another, one after another...

"Help me take a look...take a look, what do you think of this one?"

In the hotel room, Wang Qinghe wore a pink silk low-cut evening dress. Like a beautiful little butterfly flying among the flowers, she happily turned in a charming little circle, and the skirt swayed and rotated. Like a peacock spreading its wings... This scene made Li Tongfan, who was still lying down to put on his clothes and prepare to watch TV, instantly felt that the male hormones in his body were going crazy, secreting at a speed of eighty miles per second...

Faced with such a beautiful wife, what else could Li Tongfan say?

Of course I didn’t bother to say anything!

So Li Tongfan drooled and opened his eyes wide. He didn't have time to speak at all. He only nodded like a woodpecker that saw bugs in the cracks of the wood...

Wang Qinghe was very proud, and then he deliberately raised Bai Shengsheng's calf and kicked away the Mickey Bear cartoon slippers under his feet, slightly revealing his crystal clear and smooth thighs. He stepped on the edge of the bed and made an extremely seductive posture, and then his body measurements suddenly became convex and concave. The room was outlined by a pink dress...

Li Tongfan covered his nose with one hand to prevent bleeding, and then began to look back and forth eagerly at the giraffe...

"What are you doing?" Wang Qinghe gently held up the skirt of her skirt, frowned her pointed eyebrows, and had two words written on her white face - curiosity.

"Looking for the TV remote control..."

"What are you looking for the remote control for?"

"Nonsense, can't you see that my blood is boiling? Find the remote control and turn off the TV. Let's quickly do some physical activities that are inappropriate for children!"

The shameless and sinister man actually said such lewd words in such a serious manner.

Wang Qinghe's little face bloomed like a white jasmine flower in an instant, and then he rejected the boring man's constructive proposal in an astonishing, concise and powerful manner, with only two words: "Get out!"

Li Tongfanzhi had no choice but to stop looking for the TV remote control angrily.

"I decided to enter the entertainment industry..." Wang Qinghe raised his finger of victory.

Poof, Li Tongfan almost fell on the bed and passed out, but before he officially passed out, the sultry man still managed to brace himself and asked in shock as if someone had stabbed him in the anus: "You want to enter the entertainment industry?"

"Yes, Victoria said that I am very talented in this area, and we decided to form a new group to sweep across the continent of Europa..." Wang Qinghe said.

Wang Qinghe said, his hands kept moving, and soon put on another fiery red miniskirt, accompanied by black stockings. Under the stockings, you can vaguely see the white color that made Li Tongfan's hormones fly faster...

Crash.

Someone is drooling again.

Then……

"Then...are you going to sing, dance, or act in a movie? Can your body handle it?"

Li Tongfan was obviously not interested in this entertainment industry topic and asked casually.

But soon, he finally found the TV remote control from nowhere, and then adjusted the TV channel to the Premier League football pay channel. In more than 30 seconds, Newcastle's home game against Bolton was about to begin. Before the official return, Lao Li Xiang took a serious look at what was wrong with the Magpies, because his vacation time was coming after this game, and Li Tongfan had to prepare for the team's preparations after his return.

Wang Qinghe was happily preparing to answer when he turned around and saw that Lao Li was already staring at the TV. On the TV screen, the Newcastle players were already taking big steps towards the green field with their thin and tender little ball boys. ...So, the little girl could only shake her pink little fist in demonstration, and stopped consciously...

She knew that when Crazy Li encountered football, it was best not to disturb him.

Of course, this is not because of the serious consequences of disturbing, but because no matter how much you disturb, it will not have any effect. Wang Qinghe suspects that even if you throw a magnetic storm in his ears and eyes, After the grenade exploded, his strongest reaction was just to shake his ears...

force--

The whistle sounded.

"...In the 26th round of the Premier League, Newcastle faced challenger Bolton at home. This is the focus of this round of Premier League. The game that started at the same time was Manchester United's away game against Everton...Newcastle's recent state has been extremely poor. Stable, they have not won a game for 3 consecutive rounds. If they lose this game and Manchester United beats Everton, then the Magpies will give up their top spot in the standings for more than half a season. The mortal rivals Manchester United..."

Soon, the voice of Uncle Zhan Jun, the ESPN gold medal commentator who is loved by many Chinese people, clearly reached Li Tongfan's ears, with many people sitting in front of computer screens in dormitories and Internet cafes watching Tiansheng Group's pirated broadcasts.

I don’t know why, but the sultry man will always be filled with emotion when he hears Uncle Zhan Jun’s voice. After all, he spent more than four years in college listening to this uncle’s voice, which was like running water. The generous but wretched-looking uncle is explaining his team...

The broadcast camera swept over, and on the sidelines, Alan Shearer was like Bruno who was tied to the stake by the Inquisition. He stood in front of the command seat with a tragic face, with tears streaming down his face and counting on his fingers...

If Lao Li is also in front of the Magpie Legion command seat at this moment, then he will definitely be able to hear the prayer of this strong English man: God has appeared, and there are less than 53 hours until that shameless guy returns...

The competition is in full swing.

Ten minutes later, Li Tongfan looked at it and frowned. The Hammers' performance on the court reminded Lao Li of a mangy dog ​​with its backbone ripped out. Except for a few players such as Alan Smith and Irving, their performance was barely normal. Most of the others Young players all look absent-minded, and whether they are catching or passing the ball, they always habitually glance towards the direction of the command seat after finishing the action, as if there is a stunning beauty who has taken off her clothes standing somewhere. Just like posing and waiting for them to rush forward and XXOO...

On the contrary, the Bolton players who played away games were as energetic as if they had taken the 'little blue pill' before the game. A group of violent men tackled coquettishly and ran wildly at St. James, overwhelming Newcastle's defense. There was such an uproar that Hugo Lloris of the Magpie Legion could only look at his teammates with the eyes of a traitor with grief and anger, and silently condemned...

"...Newcastle fell behind on all fronts. This scene was both expected and unexpected. Although Newcastle's recent state has been disappointing, you must know that the opponent they faced was Bolton after all. The Magpies actually performed well. It’s incredible how weak it is!”

The sigh of the wretched uncle Zhan Jun was like thorns piercing Li Tongfan's heart deeply. Lao Li originally thought that after half a season of training, Newcastle, which was almost built by himself, was strong enough to dominate independently. But who knew that the Hammers were all mud and couldn't hold up the wall? , as soon as he and the FM2009 system withdrew, he was immediately reverted back to the prototype of a mangy dog...

However, Lao Li couldn't get angry. Especially when he saw the Hammers looking in the direction of the command seat with tears in their eyes like lambs waiting to be fed, Li Tongfan felt like a rubber ball that was about to get angry. The expectant look in his eyes was like a sharp thorn, and the air leaked when he pounced...

"TMD, when did I become so soft-hearted?" The sultry man suddenly felt a little incredible.

At this time, Wang Qinghe was alone in front of the two-meter-high mirror and changed into all the "fashionable clothes" purchased under the guidance of "hot girl" Victoria. He put on a pair of gauze-like pajamas and handed Li Tongfan a cup of brewed coffee. He took off the quilt and got in, quietly watching the game with Li Tongfan.

Li Tongfan sniffed with satisfaction, his arms filled with warm fragrant nephrite...

Time is like a monkey with its butt burned, disappearing around the corner in the blink of an eye.

Soon the first half of the game was over, and the second half had begun. Until the 50th minute of the game, the score remained at 0:0. The fans in the stands were yawning and drowsy. , at this moment, Alan Shearer, the acting head coach of the Magpies, who had been scolded for being completely damaged, finally made a substitution adjustment——

Replaced Michael Owen with newly joined player Andrei Shevchenko.

Replaced 'Superboy' Steven Tyler with Senderos.

When the fourth official played the electronic substitution card on the sidelines, the Newcastle fans in the stands almost went crazy collectively. After joining Newcastle, Shevchenko played a total of 4 times as a substitute, without any assists or goals. And Senderos... The frightened Newcastle fans still remember that in the last game against Tottenham, it was Senderos who became the All-Russian forward Paplyuchenko, giving Newcastle a 'substitute fat sheep' A shameful title...

Replacing the two core players Irving and Taylor, and replacing the two nuclear warheads and Senderos. Such a move by Alan Shearer is simply like talking to foreign countries, the seller is seeking glory, and he is struggling. There is no essential difference between the bad behavior such as externality, despicableness, shamelessness, etc. If it were not taken into account that Shearer was an out-and-out urban hero in his player days, it is estimated that by this time there would have been 100,000 stinky shoes with stinky feet. This strong man was buried...

"...Incomprehensible substitution!" The wretched uncle Zhan Jun commented.

Li Tongfan put his arms around Wang Qinghe's smooth and silky waist. After seeing Alan Shearer's substitution, he couldn't help being a little stunned, but soon he couldn't laugh or cry. Old Li understood that Shearer was already preparing for his return. Get ready...

As an old partner, Shearer clearly understood that the reason why Li Tongfan wanted to introduce "Sheva" and "Screw" in the winter transfer market was because he was ready to reuse them. Although Shearer knows that his own abilities cannot restore these two famous players to their former glory, this does not prevent Alan Shearer from putting the two of them on the court to adapt to Newcastle's rhythm, so that Li Tongfan can be faster and better after returning. Use 'sheva' and 'screw'...

As for the outcome of this game, Shearer obviously doesn't care anymore.

In Alan Shearer's view, even if Manchester United takes the first place in the league standings, it has nothing to do with the overall situation, because as long as Crazy Lee returns to Newcastle, it will be easy to replace Manchester United with Manchester United...

Li Tongfan quickly figured out the key to this, but all he could do was sigh helplessly.

The reason why Shearer did this must be because after experiencing the ups and downs in the position of acting head coach this month, he has been mentally tortured by the media and fans, and he has corrected his position and knows that he is not the one who calls the shots. The coaching material has obviously given up on taking over Newcastle in the future...

Li Tongfan felt a little pity for Alan Shearer, but he pretended to be a football head coach and said that it does require a certain amount of talent, and it turned out that Alan Shearer was indeed not good at this aspect, so he just let it go. Grinding noodles is definitely uncertain, and it would be a joke if a rabbit asked him to use Yubuyun...

It looks like it's time to find a new backup head coach for Newcastle!

As time goes by, the competition at St. James has become increasingly intense.

"... Alan Smith's pass... Crespo tapped his heel... What a chance!! Opportunity! Shevchenko... shot!!! Ouch, God, he actually made this a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity The chance shot hit the third-floor stands..."

"... Bolton's offense... Kevin Davis broke through with the ball... Oh oh oh oh, this ball... Senderos was easily broken through by Davis like a wooden stake... It was almost a one-shot... Man Zianni! ! He tackled from behind... The referee showed the Newcastle center back a red card..."

"...Newcastle, with one less player, is in a state of complete passivity. Kevin Davis has already had 4 shooting opportunities in just five minutes...Kevin Nolan passes the ball...Senderos is out of position. Dangerous...Kevin Davis scored! 1:0...The goal finally arrived! !”

In the orgasmic screams of ESPN's wretched uncle Zhan Jun, who felt like his butt was on fire, the Newcastle people burst into tears, while the Bolton people reached a climax of ecstasy.

Newcastle, who had won all the games in the first half of the season, were like a noble and pure beauty. Originally, it was not the turn of the toads like Bolton to eat the swan meat. But now I didn’t expect that not only did they eat the swan meat, but they actually did so in the bedroom of this stunning beauty. Give it to SM, this refreshing feeling is much happier than masturbating...

St. James fell into chaos, the TV screen flashed, and then returned to the ESPN live broadcast room. The wretched uncle Zhan Jun had a rich expression on his face: "Newcastle lost the game 0:1. Such a result is not surprising. They were in After consecutive defeats, the morale accumulated previously was exhausted... The news I just received is that Manchester United relied on Bulgarian striker Berbatov's goal at the last moment to beat Everton 1:0. This means that Ferguson's The team finally got its wish and climbed to the top of the league standings..."

Wow!

Li Tongfan raised his hand and turned off the TV.

At this time, Wang Qinghe was resting his head on Li Tongfan's shoulder, and he had fallen asleep at some point. His small face showed dimples full of smiles, and his pointed tiger teeth could be faintly seen, with a happy look on his face...

The sultry man, who also had a happy face, gently placed the sleeping beautiful girl on the pillow, kissed her secretly like a thief, and then leaned against the pillow and began to think about Newcastle's current situation...

Even if you think about it as a fake fan, you can know that this defeat caused a storm on the Europa Road no less than the 0:3 loss to Stoke City...

Moreover, what is more urgent than the league situation is that two defeats in the first leg of the first knockout round of the UEFA Cup and the first leg of the League Cup semi-final have pushed Newcastle to the cliff. If they cannot win in the next games A 3:0 against Ajax and a 3:0 against West Bromwich Albion, then Newcastle may lose the possibility of winning the championship on both fronts this season...

"Saint James is waiting for a new master, and I am obviously here for this..." Before finally closing his eyes and going to sleep, Li Tongfan thought of Yi Ju's pretentious words.

Tomorrow, he will meet England. By then, some people will laugh and some will cry!

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Manchester United fans had the sweetest sleep since the beginning of the season this past night, because their team finally returned to the first place in the league standings. Think of Ferguson's red nose and 'Brother Chic' 'Berbatov's shining forehead, an extraordinary sense of happiness arises spontaneously.

Just when they were about to kill pigs and sheep and light up firecrackers to celebrate, they also found a few international super killers to kill Madman Li. When the madman came back to make a comeback, a bolt from the blue flashed, and all the people in Manchester began to slowly Shivering in the warmer winter days...

After the news came, the entire Premier League was divided into two camps. The first camp with a large number of people felt the last few chills of early 2009 in an atmosphere of constant panic, while the second camp with a smaller number of people, The serfs turned over overnight and sang, the red sun rose in the east...

Bruce Barbara, the famous female reporter of "The Sun", told people all over England: The wolf is coming! ! !

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I'm such a jerk. Yesterday I said snow, and today it really snowed. It snowed all day. It was so scary. I rode my motorcycle for less than 1,000 meters and fell three times. The pedals and rearview mirrors of the motorcycle fell off. I had to ride a bicycle.

Only 5,000 words, I'm ashamed. The heavy snow collapsed the sheep shed. I won't explain it any more. It's Daozi's fault. I will try my best to overcome it.

If the snow continues, I guess I won't be able to upload it in the next few days, but as long as I can, I will upload it. The number of words will not be reduced. It's possible that I can save up and update 20,000 or 30,000 words a day.