Football Modifier

A day ago, no one thought that the old giant Juventus, which was aiming for revival, would be swept by its opponents at their home court with a score of 9:1 despite being in good promotion situation!

In the Alpstadion battle in the second round of the UEFA Cup knockout round that just ended on March 25, the enraged madman Li roared "bloodbath the Alpstadion" in anger...

The Magpies finally relied on the incredible hat tricks of [Nuclear Warhead] Shevchenko and [Alien] Ronaldo, [Macho Man] Alan Smith's super lob from about 50 meters in the midfield, and rookie Thomas Muller's The header was shot before the ball, and the German winger Prince Polti's world wave outside the penalty area left the Alpstadion full of corpses and blood! !

In the 88th minute of the game, Juventus received a pass from Nedvěd, a long-time veteran, and [Atomic Ant] Sebastian Giovinco made a supplementary shot to get a goal back!

This is undoubtedly a goal that symbolizes the transition between the old and the new in the Bianconeri!

When Giovinco scored the goal, the cheers in the image did not sound. The satellite broadcast camera scanned the stands. People in front of the TV were surprised to find that at this time, there was still in the stands tirelessly cheering for the home team. Juventus fans, less than one-tenth of the number left at the opening...

"The most humiliating defeat in Juventus history"! ! ! !

This is the title most used by the Italian media when reporting on this game. After 90 minutes of the fierce battle at St. James' Park in the first round, Juventus, which was only 0:1 behind, was originally regarded by the Italians as breaking the madman Li in Europe. The new hero who monopolizes football, everyone is waiting for the Bianconeri to create a miracle. The pride and excitement in the hearts of Juventus fans are almost reaching the sky...

Who knew that under the thunderous wrath of Madman Li, what awaited them would be a historic defeat that would forever nail the team to the pillar of shame...

The blood of the Alpstadion soared into the sky and never dissipated for a long time!

After the game, Juventus fans who were so angry that they lost their minds surrounded the bus where the Newcastle players were riding. In the end, more than 100 riot police escorted Newcastle from the stadium to the hotel, and then from the hotel to the airport...

Crazy Lee and his Magpie Corps flew back to England on the night after the game, leaving with them John Newton, a young bus driver who was falsely accused of being an 'English football hooligan', and his little wife Ni, who was so far away from Italy. Korea!

Newton, who fell into a deep coma, miraculously regained consciousness after the game... However, because the back of the head was hit with a blunt object with great force, Newton was diagnosed by the doctor as having a severe concussion, which was also accompanied by intracranial hemorrhage. The signs are that the condition is very unstable and is extremely easy to relapse, requiring further treatment!

Receiving treatment in a foreign country is simply unbearable for an ordinary bus driver's family. Therefore, Li Tongfan decided to bring him back to the UK for treatment. All the expenses were borne by Lao Li himself...

Of all the people, only Fat David remained in Turin.

David felt guilty for his retreat in the face of violence, which resulted in Newton's serious injury. He stubbornly wanted to find the 'Italian football hooligan' who attacked Newton and take him to court to seek justice for Newton and all England fans. Get some justice...

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The departure of Crazy Lee and Newcastle did not end the public opinion storm in Italy. At the center of the storm was Juventus head coach Claudio Ranieri, a fan of Juventus and a native of Turin. police!

And these three are all the targets that Madman Li once cursed at his personal press conference!

Ranieri became the scapegoat for this defeat!

Conservative starting formation, desperate substitutions, lagging and useless on-the-spot command, abandonment of team leader Del Piero...etc., etc., the Italian media gave full play to the "it's easy to blame" In their consistent style, all the charges that could be listed were forcibly placed on Ranieri's head!

Some media reported that after this game, the Juventus club had plans to change coaches. The team led by Ranieri performed barely in Serie A. However, when facing the European war, the Bianconeri showed Despite the obvious weakness, both fans and club officials believe that Ranieri cannot make the current Juventus go further in terms of ability or external image...

It seems that the tragic fate of [Tinker] has not changed. Although he is good at 'fixing broken pots', every time he repairs the 'broken pot', he will be ruthlessly abandoned by his master. This is the case at Chelsea. At Juventus, it seems that it is no exception...

The police in Turin were jokingly rated as the "most incompetent government department" in the continent by many European media because of Madman Li's bombardment at the press conference. There were even rumors that Turin The city police chief was forced to resign because of this incident!

Those who suffered the most crazy criticism from the media were Juventus fans!

The football environment in Italy has been controversial in recent years. The performance of Juventus fans in this focus battle has once again become evidence of the chaos in Serie A football. The so-called 'English football hooligan incident' has been mentioned by reporters from many other countries. Following the report, it soon turned out to be an unjust case, and the real football hooligans were the Juventus fans themselves...

Italian passing superstar Roberto Baggio unabashedly criticized the role played by Juventus fans in the past two days: "Insulting and slandering opponents, beating and seriously injuring opposing fans, and never truly supporting their own team during the game. ...In my opinion, the 0:9 defeat is not a shame. What is really shameful is that when the team falls behind, the shocking empty seats gradually appear in the stands. Football in Italy is changing, and it seems that it has already changed. It is no longer the exciting sport it once was, but a sport that breeds chaos and evil..."

In this UEFA Cup focus match that took place at the Alpi Stadium, Italian football gained not only humiliation, but humiliation...

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In sharp contrast to the turbulent Juventus, Newcastle, who returned home after a great victory, were treated like national heroes. At the London Airport, thousands of fanatical fans flocked in...

"Incredible victory, the Premier League has become the world's No. 1 league"

"The consequences of angering Madman Li - 0:9!" ! 》

"Nuclear warheads exploded in the Apennines again, and the terrifying power leveled the Alps"

"Aliens reproduce alien dance steps and defeat zebra defense in 5 seconds"

"The most dreamy striker combination finally broke out, and two hats confirmed that the world's number one striker combination"

"..."

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The English media used the craziest enthusiasm to promote this victory. Newcastle's victory confirmed the fact that the Premier League replaced Serie A as the world's number one league. This gave the proud English gentlemen an excuse and reason to ridicule the Italians... …

The roar of the special press conference before the game once again pushed the horror of the three words Crazy Lee to an incredible new height. Newcastle's overwhelming momentum during the game proved that Crazy Lee is a member of the team. The supreme prestige, and reporters’ interviews with Newcastle players after the game seemed to finally allow public opinion to find the reason for this incredible victory——

Shevchenko: "The insults from Juventus fans angered me and my teammates. Everyone believes that a victory is the best counterattack..."

Ronaldo: "When I saw the unsightly slogans held up by the Italians outside the bus window and in the stands of the stadium, I decided to work hard to score more goals in the game..."

Alan Smith: "They insulted us, we chose to score, it's that simple..."

Podolski: "John Newton has always been our most loyal fan. When he was in England, he never committed any violent behavior. When he arrived in Italy, he became a football hooligan. We cannot accept such slander, so we chose to Respond in your own way..."

Thomas Muller: "The boss's anger is the driving force for each of us to fight for victory..."

The answer from the Newcastle stars made it even more obvious that the Juventus fans were responsible for their own troubles, and this tragedy that shocked the whole world seemed to have found the answer. However, the real reason for the tragedy was indeed because the Magpies players were provoked. Angry?

Only one person knows the truth!

That's Crazy Li!

Although the FM2009 system was temporarily lost, the real reason why Newcastle was able to burst out with so much energy and score a hat-trick in just 28 minutes of the opening game was——

[Points are transferred through the stars]!

[Star Transfer Points] can copy and eliminate the opponent's goals in the previous game, and then transfer them to the next game. It is this incredible function that Lee Tong-bum used to copy and eliminate Chelsea's goals in the previous game at Stamford Bridge. The ball was eliminated and successfully transferred to the match against Juventus!

In the battle at Stamford Bridge, according to the predictions made by the FM209 system before the game, Chelsea scored a total of three goals, all of which were scored by [Warcraft] Drogba using his best power-type header in the penalty area. In that game, Drogba scored a hat trick in the first 28 minutes!

In the real game, these three goals were erased by Lao Li using [Star Shifting Points] and transferred to the 'Alp Murder Case'. This is why Shevchenko was able to use only 4 headers. A hat-trick was achieved by attacking the goal!

Ranieri's strange delusions during the game were correct because Newcastle were playing the same tactics Chelsea had used just a few days earlier and Shevchenko was scoring goals in a way that was Drogba's trademark. Way!

The reason why Li Tongfan, after losing the Hummer GO-BOOK and the support of the FM2009 system, still dared to make arrogant declarations that he would bloodbath the Alpstadion...

Originally, in Lao Li's mind, beating Juventus 3:0 in an away game was considered a bloodbath. What he didn't expect was that the opponent's crazy provocation and Shevchenko scored a lightning hat trick at the beginning of the game. Next, Newcastle's morale rose horribly, while Juventus was defeated...

"Hey, maybe, this is God's will!"

The final score of 9:1 made Lao Li very proud.

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After returning to Newcastle, Li Tongfan immediately went to the police station. Unfortunately, the news he got was still not good. Although the Newcastle police had conducted a lot of investigation work, there were not many meaningful clues...

"...We suspect that the crime was committed randomly. According to the method, it is likely to be a habitual thief. Moreover, the things you threw are small items and cash. The detection rate of such a case is very low!"

Officer Johnny, who was in charge of investigating the case, looked embarrassed.

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Li Tongfan returned home gloomily. Before he even entered the door, he heard the sound of dogs barking, cats chirping and parrots coming from far away in the house...

The one who barks the loudest and proudest is an authentic Scottish shepherd dog with pure blood. It is born with a huge body. When it stands up, it is about 0.7 meters tall. It is said that it is less than one year old now. If it is raised well, it will be very big. Loyal and intelligent, able to understand 50% to 60% of the master's meaning...

A black shepherd dog, a brown little 'lady', a tiger-headed tabby cat, and two South African macaws. These are what Wang Qinghe got when he accompanied his elders to Southampton to watch the All-British Pet Competition. Among them The tiger-headed cat was chosen by Li Ying for herself, the parrot was He Feng’s treasure, the little pink-mouthed [lady] was naturally bought by Wang Qinghe for herself, and this tall and tall Scottish shepherd dog was specially bought by Wang Qinghe. Prepared by Li Tongfan!

Lao Li pushed the door open and went in, and found that the black Scottish shepherd dog had stood up from the carpet, its swollen eyes flashed with a cold light of vigilance and cruelty, and its forelimbs were gathering strength and ready to pounce. Two colorful South African sheepdogs were hung near the balcony. The macaw jumped up and down and shouted: "DOG, bite him... bite him... bite him..."

Fortunately, the big black dog's memory is pretty good. Even though he hadn't seen him for two or three days, he still seemed to remember that Lao Li was the master of the house. He barked a few times in his throat and lay still on the carpet. Already...

The brown lady was lying comfortably in Wang Qinghe's soft arms, taking a nap. As for the tiger-headed striped cat, she seemed a little shy and was hiding under the sofa playing "hide and seek" with Li Ying...

Li Tongfan was not in a good mood. When he heard two parrots screaming up and down, he picked up a newspaper from the coffee table, rolled it into a paper tube, and slapped his face on his face before his mother He Feng had time to dissuade him. Beating the ground...

The poor parrots realized something was wrong, but it was impossible for them to escape after being tied to the bird stand, so they began to ask for help from their 'friends' using the only words they knew?——

"DOG, bite him, bite him, bite him..."

However, after seeing that the big black dog ignored them, the two birds seemed to realize something, and they soon talked to each other...

Wang Qinghe and the two old men laughed so much that they burst into tears!

After dinner, Wang Qinghe suggested that the pets at home should be given names: "Animal trainers believe that naming their pets can enhance the relationship between the owner and the pets, and also make the pets smarter..."

"Uh..." Li Tongfan took a sip of juice and crossed his legs triumphantly: "That's it, then, let's call my shepherd dog Xiong from now on. It's dark, long and jet black, like Like a bear..."

Wang Qinghe and the two old men squirted out all the juice at once. The shepherd dog lying on the carpet raised its head and let out a low growl of "woo woo woo", as if in protest...

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The super score of 10:1 in the two rounds made the Magpies become the hottest team in Europe in one fell swoop. In the latest UEFA Cup winning odds rankings announced by major sports betting companies, Newcastle leapfrogged the Rossoneri and AC Milan. , becoming the top seed!

In the subsequent draw of the UEFA Cup semi-finals, the expected strong collision between AC Milan and the Magpies did not happen. Newcastle's opponent was the La Liga giant Atletico Madrid, while AC Milan's opponent was the Premier League team. Everton!

The first leg of the semi-finals will begin on April 16, and before that, Newcastle must devote all their energy to the Premier League and FA Cup, because the competition for these two championships has reached a critical moment!

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"What's going on? Why is there a big dog sitting on the sidelines?"

The hair on Ronaldo's back stood up. As soon as he stepped into the training ground, he was horrified to find a big, hideous-looking black dog tied up on the side of the field, with a cold light radiating from his eyes. He was startled.

"I don't know either!" Marcelo also felt that his calf was getting cramped.

"Isn't it just a dog? What's so scary?" Alan Smith came up from behind, looked at the two hammers with disdain, and bravely walked over to touch the big dog's head. Who knew that the big dog suddenly raised its head? He opened his white teeth and barked...

Alan Smith was like a rabbit whose tail was stepped on. He screamed and flew from one side of the court to the other side...

Bang!

Ronaldo and Marcelo passed out on the sidelines.

Three minutes later, when the Hammers saw the head coach lazily walking up to the big dog and lifting the big dog aside with a few kicks, they were all stunned by the leader's courage...

"What are you doing standing still? Start training quickly, the competition is tomorrow!"

Seeing the expressions of the hammers, Li Tongfan shouted loudly, but who knew [Bear] also started barking like Lao Li, and the hammers started training in a hurry...

"Hey, why do the Hammers seem to be more serious in training when [Bear] barks?" Li Tongfan looked at the lively training on the field and was curious: "Does training with a dog still lead to meaningful results?" Unexpected effect? ​​Then..."

An idea popped up in Lao Li's mind.

The hammers who were training on the field suddenly shuddered.

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The next day.

In the English FA Cup semi-finals, Newcastle, who played with all substitutes, carried the momentum of bloodbathing Juventus and swept the opponent "Black Cat" Sunderland 3:0 at home. No. 88 rookie Thomas Muller scored twice, and [Czar] Arshavin scored a wonderful free kick...

Newcastle advanced to the FA Cup final, and the opponent in the final was Arsenal! ——

Today's 5,000 words, the state is really too bad, the plot is in my mind, I don't know why I can't type out the words.

The production team's network connection was delayed again. The line was pulled to the team, and the big box was installed, but it was not debugged. Being deceived and delayed every day, Daozi was so angry that he couldn't even eat today. I really wanted to find a bomb to blow up the Yumen Town Telecommunications Bureau! Xiaodao was so angry!

When the knife is in better condition, I will make up for the word count!