Football Modifier

On September 13th, at 19:00 pm local time in Madrid, Spain, one of the highlights of Group A of the UEFA Champions League - the away match between the Premier League giants Chelsea and Real Madrid officially kicked off!

The referee Alexander Sandro blew the whistle to start the game on time! The visiting team Chelsea kicked off first!

"African Andy Lau" Didier Drogba knocked the ball back and handed it to the feet of the Blues' "Magic Lamp" Frank Lampard. After receiving the ball, Lampard directly passed the ball to the right rib of Real Madrid's penalty area near the center circle. There, the 21-year-old Dutch Peter Pan Robben, who has obvious signs of premature aging on his head, has already moved forward, gently removed the ball with his toes, and faked a change of direction to shake away the Real Madrid left winger who came up to press him, "Heavy Artillery". "King" Roberto Carlos, cut in laterally and hit the goal directly!

Peter Pan Robben's series of movements were fast and fast. After continuous high-speed weight changes, he easily opened the gap between the Real Madrid defenders. Fortunately, the head coach Casillas reacted quickly and flicked the ball sideways. The ball rushed over and poked the bottom line with his fingertips...

Less than 30 seconds into the game, Chelsea almost captured the Santiago Bernabeu Stadium with the simplest coordination! Many fans in the stands have not yet warmed up the seats under their butts, but the Blues have already won a corner kick!

It was only then that ESPN commentator Uncle Zhan Jun began to explain the starting lineups of the two teams to the fans in front of the TV: "Good evening, viewers! What you are watching now is Group A Blue of the 2006-07 UEFA Champions League group stage. Live broadcast of Chelsea's away game against Real Madrid. I will introduce to you the starting lineup of the two teams first...Danger...Robben will shoot! The ball blocked the bottom line... At the beginning of the game, Chelsea, the blue team, took the lead and won a corner kick! Wow, looking at the slow motion, Real Madrid's defenders were obviously not focused on this ball. Facing a team like Chelsea, Any mistake is fatal..."

Different from the clear and straightforward commentary style of CCTV5 football commentators, ESPN's Uncle Zhan Jun, although his voice is a bit broken, is full of passion in his commentary and has less scruples in words, so he has won the hearts of many fans. love.

At the beginning of the game, Uncle Zhan Jun introduced the starting lineups of the two teams as usual. As a result, before the old man's opening remarks could begin, Chelsea's wonderful attack interrupted his train of thought: "We saw that the head coach of Real Madrid was very excited on the sidelines. Angry, it seems that Li Tongfan is extremely dissatisfied with the team's mistake... Chelsea's corner kick was taken by Lampard. John Terry and Drogba, who are very capable of heading the ball, have already entered the Real Madrid penalty area... The ball kicked off Point forward...Drogba...Drogba headed the ball back...the ball hit the crossbar and went out of the baseline!"

Players from the two teams hugged each other in the Real Madrid penalty area. After being pulled down by the opponent's player, Joel Luka was almost trampled into Croatian-style meat by the crowd. Slow-motion playback showed that it was the one who finally grabbed the header. Chelsea captain Terry!

"...Blues captain John Terry grabbed the ball, and Drogba hit it forward and back...Wow, Cannavaro went up...At the beginning of the game, Chelsea, the away team, seemed more aggressive! "

Indeed, as Uncle Zhan Jun said, Chelsea already had two extremely threatening shots in less than three minutes. If it were not for the help of Saint Cassie and the crossbar, I am afraid that the score on the field would have become 0: 2!

Amid the exclamations of more than 60,000 Real Madrid fans, head coach Lee Tong-beom stood on the edge of the court and yelled at the Real Madrid defenders!

There is a reason why Lao Li is so excited!

When arranging tactics in the locker room before the game, Li Tongfan repeatedly reminded Joel Luke and Ramos to concentrate on several hammers, especially in the first ten minutes before the game. Because by watching the Chelsea game video, Lao Li found that the opponent's goals generally occurred at the beginning of the game, near the end of the first half, and during stoppage time!

Who knew that these muscular gangsters didn't even listen to what they said!

That's why Li Tongfan was so excited when Robben took his first shot!

This feeling is like a mathematics teacher repeatedly emphasizing that a certain question about trigonometric functions must be tested before an exam. However, when marking the paper, he found that none of his more than 100 students could solve the original question!

Damn it, if you continue like this, labor and management will buy all these hammers at a low price in the legendary Shanxi small coal kiln to dig coal, and have a good experience of the miserable life of manual workers in a harmonious socialist society!

after……

Maybe it was Li Tongfan's wake-up call that had an effect, maybe it was Lao Li who shook his body and unleashed the full level of "Recovery and Awakening Technique". The hammers on Real Madrid's defense finally performed at their normal level and gradually moved back to the field. unfavorable situation!

Uncle Zhan Jun tirelessly continued his unfinished business: "Continue to introduce the starting lineups of both sides to the audience. The home team Real Madrid goalkeeper Casillas, the back line from left to right is Brazilian Roberto Carlos, Italian National team captain Cannavaro, Croatian rookies Joel Luca and Sergio Ramos, midfielder David Beckham, and the forwards on both sides are Spanish winger Reyes on loan from Arsenal and Argentinian teenager Higuain, attacking midfielder Guti, Dutchman Ruud van Nistelrooy and alien Ronaldo who scored 8 goals in three games this season..."

Real Madrid captain Raul was injured in the game against Barcelona and was suspended for three weeks. Robinho cut his right arm in training and missed the game. Therefore, Lao Li replaced the Brazilian young shot Higuain. White Fang's handsome boy's position!

Sitting on the Real Madrid bench are Marcelo with Gautama hair, Fernando Gago, the "Redondo II" with long flowing hair, Mohamed Diarra, a Malian waistcoat, and Klui from Croatia. Husband II" Modric and a group of "Second Generations of the Stadium"!

"The visiting team Blues Chelsea are attacking from left to right on the field," Uncle Zhan Jun continued: "Chelsea's starting lineup: goalkeeper Czech goalkeeper Petr Cech, and the back line from left to right are the players who just transferred from Arsenal this season. Here comes Ashley Cole, Portuguese Carvalho, captain Terry and Dutchman Boraluz, midfielder Makelele, midfielders Essien, Ballack and Lampard, forwards Drogba and the Netherlands. Peter Pan Robben..."

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