Football Modifier

The news that Inter Milan's number one striker [Cameroon Cheetah] was injured during training was quickly revealed by the media - no way, under the round-the-clock surveillance of the paparazzi, the ambulance carrying Eto'o had just As we drove out of Wembley Stadium, we were followed. Once we arrived at the hospital, we could no longer keep the news secret. Soon, the whole world knew about it.

"Inter Milan's number one killer was injured at the training ground and is doubtful for the starting lineup!" 》

"Eto'o staged a tragic scene before the final. He suffered an ankle contusion and was destined to miss the battle at Tianwangshan"

"The attending doctor confirmed that the cheetah was injured for one month..."

"Inter Milan lost its generals before the war, which may be a sign of the collapse of the myth"

"Eto'o's withdrawal disrupts Inter Milan's game plan..."

"…………"

The media in Italy, England, and Spain rushed to report the news.

Many Inter Milan fans were disappointed, while Barcelona fans were beaming. Eto'o's tactical role in Inter Milan was unique. Losing this bloodthirsty black panther was obviously a big blow to Madman Li. Barcelona's chances of winning suddenly changed. Another ten percent increase!

The reaction from all parties is obvious.

The pre-match odds of major European sports betting companies have changed one after another——

BWIN company previously offered Inter Milan odds of 2.5 to 1 for winning the championship, and offered Barcelona odds of 3.5 to 1. They believed that the strength of the two teams was almost the same, and that Barcelona was even better, but Crazy Li The impact of this made them more optimistic about Inter Milan, but after the news that Cheetah Eto'o was unable to play in the end, the odds of the two teams immediately became 3.0 to 1, which was a tie...

Among other large gaming companies, William Hill offers odds of 2.5 to 1 for Inter Milan and 2.9 to 1 for Barcelona. Ladbrokes offers odds of 3.5 to 1 for Inter Milan and 3.7 for Barcelona.

Such close odds have rarely been seen before previous Champions League finals. In an interview with reporters, Ladbrokes professional analyst Cislari made it clear: "The two teams fighting this time are close in strength. Let us It’s hard to make a choice, and a large part of the reason why Inter Milan has a slight advantage in the odds is that they have a head coach who is good at creating miracles..."

"Eto'o's injury does have an impact on Inter Milan's championship situation, but it is not fatal. If it is Madman Li who is injured and unable to attend the game, I think the whole situation will be reversed immediately..."

When participating in the TV show, BWIN chief analyst Krivier also pointed out the significance of the existence of Crazy Li for this upcoming game.

However, Crevel himself never expected that he would actually have the potential to be accepted as the chief disciple by Uncle Pele, the number one raven-mouthed football player.

On the morning of May 28th.

Many tabloids began to break out an unexpected news. They claimed that Crazy Li was actually injured during the training at Wembley Stadium that day. He was just afraid that the team's performance would be affected, so he had to quietly avoid the media. He went to the hospital privately for treatment. As for the specific injuries, the media reporting the news were in dispute. Some said his leg joints were injured, some said his hips were injured, and some said his inner thighs. The most exaggerated one was from Pinhole Weekly. ”, it suspected that Crazy Li may have suffered damage to his masculine symbol, because the only photo circulated showed that Crazy Li was lying on the bed and having his waist examined by a doctor...

Although the accuracy of this news cannot be confirmed, soon, on this day, the winning odds of major European bookmakers changed slightly. The gap between Barcelona and Inter Milan was narrowing step by step. Even in the latest odds list of individual bookmakers, Barcelona is gradually tending to overtake Inter Milan, because many previous facts have proved that before such a final, so many unexpected events have a great impact on the team atmosphere. It's very subtle. Maybe Madman Li really encountered Waterloo, it's unknown!

After all, this time the opponent is Barcelona, ​​the invincible [Red and Blue Army] that has swept across Europe!

This is the strongest opponent Crazy Li has ever encountered since his debut!

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In the blink of an eye, the time has arrived on May 29th.

Final day.

Taking into account the physical gap between the team and Barcelona, ​​which had four or five more days of rest, Inter Milan finally gave up the last training session in the morning. After a brief warm-up in the hotel gym, the players were all asked by Lao Li to return to their rooms. rest.

Lao Li pulled Batistuta with a wry smile on his face and sneakily checked the ward——

First, he eavesdropped from room to room. If there was the sound of playing or playing video games inside, Lao Li would cough loudly and then knock on the door vigorously. He only heard a burst of exclamation from inside, and it soon became quiet. Then he continued with a smirk on his face...

Lao Li never tired of it.

Because this scene reminded him of when he was in high school, after the evening self-study, he and his classmates would return to the dormitory. After turning off the lights, they would secretly play cards and chat with endless excitement. At this time, the head teacher and the principal would hold small flashlights. I knocked on the door hard outside to warn, and there was a lot of excitement in the dormitory. I quickly took off my clothes and went to bed...

It was an unforgettable bad time, young and passionate, innocent and ignorant!

Beside Lao Li, Batistuta covered his forehead helplessly.

It happened that a waitress passed by the corridor at this time. She didn't seem to know Lao Li and Batistuta. When she saw the two people looking suspicious, they were always eavesdropping on other rooms and wanted to come up for questioning. Lao Li deliberately made a vicious gesture. With his eyes, the little girl's beauty turned pale, and she ran away along the wall...

Li Tongfan and Batistuta laughed loudly.

"...Gabriel, I have some personal matters this afternoon. I'll go out for a while. You can continue to help me keep an eye on these boys. Physical fitness is very important. Even if they can't sleep, I hope they can lie in bed to relax their muscles and relax." Rest, and by the way, find more masseurs. It’s best to get a massage before the game!”

After checking the room, Li Tongfan handed the small flashlight in his hand to Batty, turned around and gave instructions.

This small flashlight has no effect at all, but someone bought one to satisfy his own evil taste. Batty took it and shook it gently, dumbfounded: "Okay, Li, you are not really what the media reported, are you injured there?" Seeing Li Tongfan talking about personal matters, his expression was mysterious and he hesitated to speak. Barty made a rare little joke.

Li Tongfan was furious: "Let me know which bastard is spreading the rumor, and use his daughter to prove it... Humph!"

Less than 3 minutes after the two left——

The little girl who had fled in panic came with two security guards. After searching for a while, they found nothing. The tall policeman Manchester United was confused and turned around and asked: "Audrey, there is no one... what you just said Where are those two perverts?"

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13:30 pm.

Barcelona finally got the chance to train on the ground at Wembley Stadium.

For this reason, they arrived by bus half an hour in advance and came to the external player tunnel of Wembley Stadium. Guardiola wanted to make full use of the little time to prepare for the upcoming final...

However, Barcelona came off the pitch and were in trouble.

The staff at Wembley Stadium refused to open the tunnel for the Barcelona team to enter. The reason was simple - the stipulated time had not yet come, the stadium was being repaired and watered, and they had to wait until 14:00 before entering the stadium for training.

Guardiola was stunned on the spot.

Barcelona had never received this kind of treatment before. They were treated with the highest standards wherever they went. Even if they arrived an hour or two early, they would be let in. But today...

"Damned savage Englishmen..."

Looking at the entrance to the outfield players' tunnel that was only closed, the handsome guys from Barcelona just wanted to drag the stadium managers out. This is really crazy. Are they going to be allowed to spend the whole day under the scorching sun? Do you want to sunbathe for another twenty minutes?

This is so abominable!

"We want to complain to UEFA..." Guardiola's face was deformed with anger. The suppressed emotions for many days gave him a sudden urge to explode completely: "I want to know What's going on? Why are we being denied entry? We have been treated unfairly. I want to complain to the FA..."

The UEFA officials and FA officials who were responsible for contacting Barcelona looked embarrassed. They whispered a few explanations, took out their phones, and began to report what happened here to their superiors.

Tens of seconds later——

The FA official shook his head helplessly, turned to Guardiola and said: "I'm sorry, Josep, according to previous regulations, you must wait until 14:00 sharp to enter the stadium for training. The stadium staff refused to allow you to advance. Admission… they have valid reasons, I’m sorry!”

Guardiola's face immediately darkened.

At this time, reporters had already arrived after hearing the news. He endured it again and again, and finally suppressed the anger in his heart. He turned around and bitterly ordered the players and the team leader: "Go back to the bus and rest first. We will enter the stadium in twenty minutes." train……"

That's all we can do. Fortunately, the bus has air conditioning, so we can still endure a twenty-minute rest.

The key is that this tone is really unbearable for Barcelona. They feel that they are being treated differently and discriminated against.

Pedro, who had been filled with resentment for a long time, angrily pointed at the nose of the FA official and asked loudly: "We want to accuse, this is discrimination that brings shame to English football, why can Crazy Lee's team occupy Wembley?" Training in the big stadium, but we can't even guarantee the prescribed time to adapt to the field? This is damn persecution, why? Tell us, why?"

The Barcelona players all stood behind Pedro and looked angrily at the nearly 40-year-old FA official.

This middle-aged man has been trying his best to meet their various demands in the past few days, so that everyone feels that everything is taken for granted. They are angry and now need a reasonable explanation.

but--

The middle-aged man who had been serving with a smile finally concealed the smile on his face at this time, raised his head, and gave the answer in a neither humble nor condescending manner: "Gentlemen, I am sorry about this matter, but I must admit that you have exceeded the regulations. The time has arrived early, and the stadium staff has every right to deny you admission... As for the special treatment that Crazy Li received, everything that happened at the Ernst Happel Stadium in 2008 has been given the best explanation. I don’t think the Football Association has any reason to open the door for his team. At least tens of millions of English fans think he deserves such treatment, not to mention that he personally feels sorry for the 14 hours spent in these two days. The venue occupied time and paid a fee of 500,000 pounds. If your coach is willing to do this, I think maybe you can apply to the Wembley Stadium Management Committee...Okay, do you have any questions? "

The Barcelona players were a little silent for a while.

Indeed, if we take it seriously, Crazy Lee’s contribution to English football is enough for him to be treated like a king in any place in the British Isles. Just think about everything this guy has done in the Three Lions. You know, Wembley Stadium was originally his home stadium!

"Despicable lunatic Lee, damn English..."

Pedro cursed in a low voice and turned around to get on the bus. Soon, under the persuasion of the team's number one star Messi, all Barcelona players returned to the bus to rest.

UEFA's contact officials also returned to the car to enjoy the coolness brought by the air conditioner.

Only the most forty-year-old FA official did not return to the car. Under the scorching sun, he stood upright. Although he was sweating profusely, his heart felt refreshed. As an FA official, he stood upright. As an official, he will still fulfill his duties to receive and coordinate the Barcelona delegation. However, from a purely fan perspective, as a Newcastle and Chelsea fan, he has any reason to be hostile to Barcelona and support Inter Milan where Crazy Li is.

Soon, reporters swarmed in and surrounded the bus.

Some people knocked on the car windows and asked loudly, some put the microphone through the car windows, and some simply tried to get into the car. The sound of the spotlights and the loud noise of the car body made the Barcelona players feel that they were simply being jammed. The rat that entered the war drum was quickly knocked unconscious by the noise. In this environment, let alone resting, its head would probably explode...

After finally holding on for twenty minutes, the player tunnel opened, and the Barcelona players hurried away like fugitives waiting for pardon...

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"Oh, Shet, this guy Guardiola is really amazing. He actually came up with such exquisite free kick tactics. I have to be careful during the game! What a coquettish pass and imagination. Ah, Jim, thank you so much this time and I’ll treat you to coffee later..."

In the DJ room at Wembley Stadium, Li Tongfan held a telescope in his hand and peeked at Barcelona who were practicing free kick tactics on the field. He lowered his voice excitedly and turned towards the glass booth sitting next to him. The old man drinking coffee at the round table yelled.

"Oh no! It's coffee again? Didn't we agree on a bottle of 1979 Lafite? Oh, Shet, Lee, you miser who deserves to go to the 18th level of hell, I have already drank five cups of your instant drink …”

The old man sitting at the small round glass table was very dissatisfied, his messy beard stood up, he picked up the instant coffee bag on the table, shrugged with rosacea, and said angrily and sarcastically: "Look, this Shit brand, 20p a pack of shit coffee... Are you using this to fool me, a benefactor who has to choose to be a villain in order to help you? "

"Hey, Jim, keep Barcelona out and invite me to the stadium DJ room to spy on their training...aren't these all your ideas? I'm innocent. Besides, as the Wembley Stadium Management Committee Supervisor, you are really derelict in your duties. Maybe I should consider writing an anonymous letter to the paparazzi reporters of the Sun to talk about your bullshit of dereliction of duty and molesting caddies in recent years..." Li Tongfan made random remarks while Like a pervert, he stared greedily at the Barcelona players who were training on the field, shouting as if he was reaching climax: "Ah ha ha, oh oh, I bet Guardiola would never have imagined that he worked so hard." These set-piece tactics secrets that we have been hiding so hard are like those naked girls in the bathhouse, we can see clearly, oh haha, I want to give them a surprise..."

On the field.

Guardiola did not expect that his secret had been completely exposed.

During the pre-game adaptation training, he imitated Crazy Li, completely isolating reporters and fans, and then in such a closed environment, he couldn't wait to ask the team to practice some things that he couldn't do in Arsenal Cole in the past two days. In order to increase their proficiency, he also specifically asked the players to practice the tactical routines practiced in the Nigeria training base and even some highly practical coordination. His 'secret weapon' against Inter Milan and Crazy Li in the final was what he relied on to break the myth of Crazy Li...

He didn't expect at all that he would expose all his secrets under the nose of Crazy Li, and practice it over and over again, for fear that some bastard who was hiding in the dark and peeking wouldn't see it clearly...

"Am I too mean?"

Li Tongfan suddenly turned around and asked thoughtfully.

"Not too despicable, but very despicable... But, Lee, you don't have to feel guilty about this at all, because you have always been a complete bastard. This is not the first time. You were in the England national team before. Didn't he often peek at the pre-match training of his opponents in the European Cup qualifiers?" Old Jim, the director of the Wembley Stadium Management Committee, curled his lips and expressed extreme disdain for Lao Li's "conscience discovery".

"Really? How could I forget?"

Li Tongfan put down the telescope in his hand. The bitch had an innocent expression on his face: "It was you who seduced me and poisoned me, who is pure in heart. You must be responsible for this!"

puff--

Old Jim spit out a sip of coffee: "You bitch, why don't you die?"

"Sigh... Okay, I decided not to continue reading. Let Mr. Guardiola keep a little secret... However, I suddenly felt that I can actually be more impatient and mean. So, Jim, before the game Don’t you need to water the field again? Maybe you can ask your staff to water it a little more..."

"Three bottles of 1979 Lafite..." Old Jim bargained.

"Instant coffee, 100 bags..." Li Tongfan shamelessly bargained.

"Lafite in 1979, three bottles..." The old guy was unyielding.

"Instant... uh, 1984 Lafite, one bottle?" The sultry man continued to bargain.

"Lafite 1979, three bottles..." The bad old man refused to give in.

"Damn it, your uncle, you have no sincerity in doing business, right? You make me lose face... One price, two bottles of 1979 Lafite, I don't agree to buy it!" Li Tongfan was a little bit embarrassed! He became angry from embarrassment.

"Lafite 1979, three bottles..."

"You... okay!" The sultry man compromised: "Your uncle... you win!"

The bad old man proudly shrugged his red rosacea nose and drank all the instant coffee in the cup in front of him. He muttered: "The coffee that Madman Li spent money on is of poor quality, but we can't waste it at all." ...By the way, Li, are you a little scared?"

"Afraid? What are you afraid of?"

"Afraid of Guardiola, afraid of Barcelona..." Old Jim's eyes suddenly became clear: "First, he rented the training rights at Wembley Stadium in advance, then prevented Barcelona from entering training in advance, and then peeped at the opponent's training... I know that you are a terrifying master of psychological tactics, and you are using this series of small tricks to cause trouble to your opponents bit by bit, and to erode your opponent's confidence bit by bit... But, Li, this is still my first This is the first time I see you paying so much attention to your opponent. Are you really afraid of Barcelona, ​​or do you have a premonition?”

Li Tongfan was stunned for a moment, then smiled disdainfully and said, "Are I afraid?"

"Well, I hope I'm wrong... Oh, by the way, Li, I have a question that I've always wanted to ask you..."

"Old guy, you talk a lot today, ask me!"

"I guess you will give Guardiola a chance this time, right? Why do you always peek at your opponent's secret pre-match tactical drills in advance, but never seem to use what you see to attack your opponent during the game? Is it disdain, not wanting, or..."

"Well, this is a very profound question, maybe it's because I have a noble personality!"

Old Jim: “………………”

"Oh, by the way, Jim, there is another very important thing about discrimination. Maybe I forgot to tell you before?"

"ah?"

"The five bags of instant drink you drank just now, Aunt Mary from the Stadium Supermarket said they expired yesterday. I actually didn't spend any money and got them directly from the supermarket's waste shelves..."

Old Jim: “………………”

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5 hours later.

17:30 in the evening of May 29th.

There are less than 30 minutes left before the world-famous 2010-2011 Champions League final officially begins.

The two warring teams - Inter Milan, last season's Triple Crown winner and defending champion, and Barcelona, ​​the uncrowned king of Europe this season, collide here.

The pre-match court warm-up has ended.

The two teams are preparing for the left back in the locker room.

Inside the Wembley Stadium, there was a roar of people and all the seats were packed. The noisy sound and soaring enthusiasm, the slogans and flags flying all over the sky, the deep red and blue and the elegant blue and black, gathered into surging waves, spreading to the whole world. The world is telling what kind of shocking and earth-shattering collision between the strongest and the strongest will be staged soon!

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Let me tell you a few things.

1. Today I suddenly discovered that the personal center of Qidian should have been revised. It has some functions similar to Weibo. More than 100 private messages popped up in the personal center and more than 10,000 fans followed. Thank you brothers and sisters for your enthusiastic attention. Daozi Grateful. I've been very busy these past two days, so I'm sorry that I can't reply to you all. I hope you'll forgive me.

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3. Thank you again brothers for your support.