Football: What is a mad dog full-back?

[Aubameyang scored a hat trick, Andy assisted twice, Dortmund won the crucial battle at home 3:2! ]

[Two heroes compete! Bayern and Dortmund are tied in points, and only ranked first by goal difference! ]

[Aubameyang leads the scorer list, Andy Mkhitaryan is tied for first place in the assist list! ]

[Single defense Robben cut inside! The magic boy Andy is constantly breaking the upper limit! ]

[Three goals alone! He is the real god in Dortmund! ]

[Golden Boy Award announced that Andy was shortlisted for the 2016 list! ]

[Andy was elected the best player of the game in Dortmund! ]

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Post-match reports are endless like mushrooms after rain!

The most valuable report is the post-match statistics!

[According to Opta since the start of data statistics in the 13/14 season, Andy's running distance in this game (14.34) kilometers ranks first in the Bundesliga! 】

14.34 kilometers!

In the world of football, the longest running distance in a single game belongs to the popular Beckham!

In 2002, he set a world record of 16.1 kilometers in a single game against Greece!

Not only that, when he played for Manchester United, his average running distance per game could reach 13-14 kilometers!

He is a well-deserved iron lung!

For this reason, a fan joked:

"Beckham runs 10 kilometers more than Berbatov in each game!"

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It is worth mentioning that the last person who broke through 13 kilometers in a single game in the Bundesliga was Julian Baumgartlinger!

In the 14th round of the Bundesliga on November 28, 2011, Mainz narrowly defeated Bayern 3-2, setting this record...

The same 3:2 victory over Bayern...

The King of the South is happy to get the background board!

Under this news, many fans from home and abroad left messages!

[Andy is the most active player I have seen recently, no one else! ]

[Great endurance! And long-lasting! What a man! ]

[Andy made Dortmund's formation switch flexibly from 433 to 451! ]

[If he plays this way at such a young age, his career will probably not last long! ]

[Fuck your whole family! If he punches you, you can't catch up with him even if you run to death! ]

[I like his muscles! Too sexy! I want to sleep with him! ]

[Look at my homepage, I can do it too! ]

[You can't, you are a thin dog! ]

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When the outside heat reached its peak...

Andy had already returned home!

What he needs now is enough sleep...

Before going to bed, there is something more important to do!

That is to open the blind box!

[Congratulations to the host for completing the task: defeating Bayern Munich! ]

[Get the orange quality health gift package! ]

[Do you want to open it? ]

Andy stared at the orange blind box, full of expectations!

If you get another player feature pack, you can collect 5!

Of course, the more good things, the better!

[Opening...]

[Get: 100 health points]

[Get: Growth card x 3]

[Get: Random position top 100 star feature pack]

[Additional reward for achieving the score: Random sports car endorsement contract (with free vehicle)]

OJBK!

The previous ones are very conventional, and 0.3 is still added to the height!

Since the sliding tackle can retain the ball, Andy thinks this feature is so useful!

The coach no longer has to worry about his random tackles!

This ability must be optimized!

Then Andy looked at the star pack with a question mark...

"Open, open, open!"

With the screen flashing...

A golden light appeared!

Italy...

Defender...

No. 23!

Marco Materazzi!

Come on!

Old Ma, old Ma!

As a central defender, he is most famous not for his offensive attributes...

but for Zidane's amazing header in the 2006 World Cup final!

A great master of his generation, here comes the curtain call...

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Marco Materazzi's characteristic package! ]

[Detecting...]

[Taunt is a special attribute, not limited by age, and has a certain chance of putting the opponent into the "red temperature" state. ]

[The host is detected to be highly aggressive, which perfectly matches this characteristic! ]

[He has a diamond leg~He has an iron head...and I only have a mouth...]

[Note: It is recommended that the host should not speak too much. If you want to make a living in the football world, reputation is very important! ]

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Andy:...

Life!

It really needs to avoid prophecies!

What you say will come true!

To be honest, Materazzi's offensive attributes are not bad!

How could he taunt himself!

Andy lay on the bed, thinking about the application scenarios of the characteristics...

There will be more than one way to make cards in the futurePlanted...

Whoever provokes me on the court, I will mock him!

As the saying goes, don't hit someone in the face, and don't expose someone's shortcomings when you scold him.

Mockery is the exact opposite!

For example: I think your wife looks good.

A normal man will definitely be angry!

Of course, if he meets someone like Icardi...

He might even be proud of it!

He and Wanda are a perfect match...

Finally, Andy looked at the random sports car endorsement contract.

What car is not important!

The gift is very important!

You can get a sports car for free...

It's so good even if it explodes!

What could it be?

The system gave an answer:

[The brand of the sports car will be based on the car endorsement that the host is about to sign! ]

[At the same time as the contract is signed, the reward will take effect...]

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I see!

It seems that I must have a good chat with teacher Tom tomorrow!

I can't accept some less ideal brands for myself!

The next morning, Andy waited for Tom and two unexpected guests.

Shinji Kagawa came to visit with a simple-looking friend...

Andy warmly received his teammates!

Putting aside nationality, Kagawa is very creative on the football field.

And he also brought a gift!

A pair of "Mizuno" brand football shoes!

"Andy, this is my friend Sanno Osamu, who is also the head of Mizuno."

"The purpose of coming today is not for business cooperation, but he wants to do a research."

"You know, only Asian brands will start from the perspective of Asian race..."

"So I want to ask you to try this pair of shoes!"

The words were well-spoken, and Andy couldn't think of a reason to refuse.

Just made it clear that he would try, but would not wear this pair of shoes in the public eye...

After the two left, Tom picked up the shoes and examined them carefully.

"The Japanese have a very tricky angle when doing things. I have a Japanese-born half-blood friend who, like Sanno Osamu, likes to solve problems from the side."

Andy nodded.

"I also have a Japanese friend in Portugal... Strictly speaking, he is half Japanese."

"Oh?" Tom became interested in what he said.

"Is his father Japanese or is his mother?"

"Neither."

Tom couldn't understand and asked with a frown:

"Then how can he be half Japanese? Is it his grandparents?"

Andy scratched his head.

"When he was 11 years old, he had a car accident and his lower body was amputated..."

"So there is only half left."

The master and apprentice looked at each other...

Tom finally couldn't hold back and laughed out loud!

"You kid! It turns out you are really 'half' Japanese!"

But soon he couldn't laugh anymore.

Because Andy stared at him and asked word by word:

"Teacher, are you working for my mother or for me?"

In an instant!

Tom's heart sank!

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