For Future Emails, My Golden Finger Is Myself
Chapter 1 Tricky Email?
Daxia Jiazhou Prefecture.
Jiazhou University dormitory.
"Jungle, what are you doing? If there is gold in the jungle, don't come to the team fight."
Yi Yan raised his eyebrows and replied: "I am a jungler, so it is reasonable to fight jungle monsters, right?"
Huh! This jungler is very arrogant.
"Fuck you&&%¥"
"..."
The scolding war started!
Bang!
The Summoner's Rift crystal on the opposite side exploded, and the system prompt of victory came.
Looking at his best record in the game [19/0/0], Yi Yan nodded with satisfaction and turned off the game with a backhand report.
A group of younger brothers still dare to fight with me?
Ding!
At this moment, an email prompt popped up in the lower right corner of the computer:
[Title: Hello past self, your golden finger has arrived. 】
[Sender: Yi Yan]
This email was actually sent to him by himself?
Confirm again and again that it is your name.
Yi Yan raised his eyebrows. Who was it that was joking with him?
Has the gold finger arrived? Wouldn't it be more effective if you transferred 18 million to me?
There is no real money in goldfinger.
Could it be that guy from Fan Kaibei?
Impossible, if it was this guy, he would have paid himself directly.
Among my friends, this guy is the most boring, naive, and toughest.
Things that can be solved with money should never be forced.
Yi Yan resisted the urge to delete the email and clicked it. What he saw was a six-star array drawn on the ground with blood.
Not to mention, this picture looks eerie and creates a good atmosphere.
Next to this magic circle, stood a middle-aged man.
If you look closely, you will see that this guy looks like me, just like...my middle-aged self.
Is this a new special effect recently created in the X Audio short video?
Previously, there was an [older self] special effect in the X-Voice short video, which was pretty good.
Then look down.
[Previous self: Hello!
I am you 30 years later. Needless to say, you won’t believe it.
Without further ado, let me tell you a few things.
First, you just used pure output Demacia in the jungle.
I reported a bunch of teammates for swearing. 】
Seeing this, Yi Yan was suddenly startled and immediately started searching the dormitory.
He seriously suspected that someone had installed surveillance cameras in the dormitory.
Or maybe the computer is infected with a virus.
I checked for a long time, but to no avail!
Driven by curiosity, Yi Yan continued to look down.
[You will sleep until noon tomorrow. Of course, if you want to set an alarm to force yourself to wake up after reading the email, just pretend that I didn’t tell you.
That guy Fan Kaibei will call you at noon to arrange your confession.
You wanted to refuse, but after thinking about it Shirley, you agreed.
After Shirley said the three words "I do"... the world changed.
Fan Kaibei chose the left at the second fork in the road at the school gate. He broke his limbs and died in depression.
Before he died, he left you a rich fortune.
This brother you must be saved.
Otherwise, you will definitely regret it for life.
…
Okay, not much else to say.
Let me tell you a few key points you should remember.
It is impossible to look directly at the darkness of human nature in the apocalypse. During this period, the Public Security Bureau is a relatively safe place.
But the end has not come.
The exit from the dimensional realm is behind the stone pillar on the third floor of Lingyun Cave.
A month later, the army would breach the entrance and rescue everyone.
All darkness will eventually be judged.
But under the pressure of public opinion, I was given a heavy sentence for robbing a supermarket.
Five years in prison... Oh, forget it, I will shed tears if I talk about it too much.
…
After working hard to become a spiritual card master, I discovered that the only ceiling for a spiritual card master is the transcendent realm.
At the age of 31, I changed my major... Alas, it was too late to start.
If I could do it all over again, I would choose the Soul Master.
Below are the key points ヽ( ̄ω ̄〃)ゝ that need to be tested:
You must go to the third floor of Lingyun Cave to snatch that drop of Qilin blood to awaken your life soul.
Only in this way will the soul of life... forget it, you don't believe it even if I say it, just remember it.
…
Later, Yuan Weida and Shirley got married, and they even sent me an invitation letter.
You say it's irritating or not, can I not go?
I was humiliated and provoked as promised at the wedding, and one of my legs was broken by Yuan Weida's apprentice.
The other party was cruel.
I ended up crippled for life.
My father was so angry that he came to the door and was severely injured. He died a year later.
…
My younger sister had half of her face disfigured due to a duel with a fellow student. She locked herself in her room all day and refused to go out.
…
Today is my 50th birthday. After becoming a psychic, I finally broke through the shackles and stepped into a higher realm.
At the same time, on TV, Jiuzhou Channel 1 was broadcasting the selection of the first Great Xia Ten Gods.
Yuan Weida ranked third, and standing next to him was his eighth concubine.
In his speech, he thanked the first Moyun lion that died in the school and the drop of unicorn blood at the bottom of Lingyun Cave.
…
I was attacked by an inexplicable black shadow dimensional beast, my internal organs were shattered, and I didn't have much time left.
How can dimensional creatures leave the dimensional realm? Incredible.
My sister hanged herself in the room.
Mom... couldn't bear the blow and chose to walk to the rooftop...]
At the end of the email, there are two attachments.
One is about the detailed use of the six-star array in the photo.
There is also a guide to clearing the third floor of Lingyun Cave.
It's really off the mark, isn't it?
Yi Yan looked at the computer screen in silence for a long time, and then the muscles in his face began to twitch.
He angrily deleted the email.
What a nonsense. The first part of this email was normal, but the second part turned straight into fantasy.
"Don't let me find you, otherwise I will definitely... Huh? If I had known better, I wouldn't have deleted the email, and I would have replied with 180 viruses."
Yi Yan thought about it carefully, has he offended anyone recently? It took so much effort to disgust myself.
The biggest suspect must be deputy squad leader Yuan Weida.
First of all, this guy is the second-best guy, and his grades will always be outweighed by his own.
Just last month, I was snatched away from the postgraduate recommended spot.
It would not be an exaggeration to say that it was a blood feud.
Secondly, this guy has been spying on his girlfriend Zhao Shirley for a long time.
As the class beauty, Shirley Zhao has many suitors, and Yuan Weida is the only one who stalks her after knowing she has a boyfriend.
Finally, the story in this email contains as much glory as Yuan Weida has.
How miserable you want to be.
Eighty percent of it was written by this guy.
Tomorrow, Shirley and I will show off our affection in front of him, which will make him sour!
…
Noon the next day.
"Sell my love and force me to leave..." Yi Yan was woken up by the ringing of the phone.
It turns out that the call alert is from my good brother Fan Kaibei.
"Hey, Kaizi!"
Damn Kaizi... The other side was silent for a second and a half, and then a voice came:
"Ayan, tonight is the rehearsal for the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala, will you come?"
"What's there to see? The Mid-Autumn Festival Gala is worse than Pleasant Goat, so I won't go!"
“I don’t know how a straight man like you managed to catch up with Shirley Zhao.
Who is a serious person who goes to the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala to watch the show?
You have business to do, man!
Shirley Zhao's drama performance was the finale.
Yuan Weida also has a show. He has been so attentive to Zhao Shirley these days. I feel anxious for you when I see him.
But as good brothers, I bought all the candles, flowers, balloons for you, and also lent you my Porsche.
Tonight is your best chance to fulfill your promise. You will not forget the promise you made to Shirley before graduation.
You were drunk a few days ago and you said you wanted to arrange it for today, but I kept it in mind for you.
Who knew you, bastard, had forgotten it yourself.
If you think the scene is not big enough, I will lend you a luxury fleet.
I also have several wealthy friends. "
God, you are such a fox friend, who calls your friend that?
Fan Kaibei and Yi Yan were classmates in elementary school, and his father was the largest real estate developer in Jiazhou Prefecture, a proper second-generation rich man.
"Uh... there's no rush. I won't graduate until half a year later." Yi Yan suddenly hesitated.
He thought about the email.
[You will sleep until noon tomorrow, and Fan Kaibei will call you to arrange your confession. 】
Such a coincidence?
Isn't this email from this guy Fan Kaibei, deliberately trying to prank me?
"As a game nerd like you, I still expect you to think of it yourself?
Stop talking nonsense, I have laid out the things for you. If you don't come, I will give the things to Yuan Weida and let him get on. "
Toot toot…
With that said, Fan Kaibei hung up the phone.
Yi Yan thought about it and decided to go. General Fan Kaibei was there and he had no choice.
Moreover, he plans to take Shirley Zhao home to meet his parents after graduation.
There's no point in agreeing to her confession.
Having a brother like Fan Kaibei really saves people trouble and effort.
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