Four Emperors? Laozi Hacked Fifty-Six!

"Five Elders are five tortoise bastards. Celestial Dragons are nothing. One day Laozi will replace them and trample all Celestial Dragons under their feet and become slaves."

In the video played by the video phone bug, Spandam, who looks like an ugly ghost, has a haughty look and a high-spirited look. It seems that he doesn't take anything in this world seriously.

Even the Celestial Dragons are inferior to him in the video by more than one weight.

Of course, this is just a video recorded by the video phone bug, and in the outside world, the real Spandam is not well.

How cool it was to scold just now, how much lies is in his heart now.

Oh my god, what did he do? He scolded Five Elders all afternoon in front of the pirates, and was filmed by the other party with a video phone bug. Although he was forced to do so, just watch his moment in the video With an extremely rampant appearance, who would believe that he was forced to do so?

Sig patted his shoulder with a smile, and whispered something that made Spandam terrified: "You say, if I give this thing to Marine or other agents of the World government, what will happen to you?"

What will happen? Of course, there is no place to die. Not to mention that this thing appears in front of Five Elders, even if it appears in front of ordinary Tongtian dragon people, or in front of senior officials of the world government, he will definitely die .

At that time, it will not be the Celestial Dragons who will kill him first, but his father Spandin.

Spandam shook his head in horror: "No, no, my lord, I swear, I will never trouble Tom the Murloc again in the future."

"Not enough!" Sig said in a deep voice.

"I also know many secrets of the "Six Five Seven" world government, as well as the spies planted by the World government in the major kingdoms." Under fear, Spandam revealed the secrets of the World government without thinking.

But for this, Sig still shook his head: "Not enough."

He is not at all interested in the shitty things between the World government and the countries that join the World government.

"Then what do you want me to do?" Spandam's tone was filled with tears, he was really terrified now.

'That's all you need to ask. '

There was another bright smile on Sig's face, and he continued: "Of course, what I want is that you continue to use your father Spandain's relationship to climb to the top of the world government. In that case, you It is of some use to me."

"You want me to be your spy." Spandam shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, the way the World government treats spies is very cruel

'Mother, idiot. "

Cursing inwardly, Sig roughly pressed Spandam's head on the video phone bug's screen: "You have no right to refuse, either, be honestly under my control, or, I will take this thing now Leave it to Marine."

"En!" Finally, Spandam finally recognized the situation and nodded in response.

"Very well, remember, in the future, whenever the World Government makes any major moves, or something related to me occurs, as long as you know about it, you must report it to me as soon as possible.

"Otherwise, if I'm in trouble, your trouble will follow." Sig shook the phone bug in his hand and gestured to Spandam.

Spandam hurriedly agreed again, saying yes again and again.

Seeing this scene, Sig showed a satisfied smile.

Grabbing Spandam's handle and turning him into a tool man for himself is just an idle move. It would be best if it can be used in the future, and it doesn't matter if it can't be used.

Although Spandam is a bit stupid, but he can't help but have a good father.

Therefore, for his father's sake, he is still somewhat useful.

Then Sig turned to Crocus and asked: "Crocus, do you have a phone bug that prevents snooping? Give him one.

Anti-tapping phone bugs, Spandam must also have some.

However, he is not at ease with the things from the World government, who knows if those grandchildren have left behind in the phone bug.

Crocus nodded, and actually found a pair of anti-tapping phone bugs that could only communicate with each other.

'So, this old man is really a treasure house item. '

After complaining, Sig handed Spandam an anti-tapping phone bug, smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, remember what I said, now you can get out."

Hearing this, Spandam ran away as if he had received an amnesty, and he didn't even care about returning to Tom's studio to see if there were any survivors among his men.

In other words, Spandam doesn't care about whether there are still any survivors among those CP5.

Seeing that Sig had finished solving the Spandam matter, Murloc Tom immediately came over to thank Sig: "Mr. Sig, thank you so much, with your help today, I no longer have to worry about that guy coming to us in the future." Trouble at the shipyard."

Murloc Tom didn't know that he was saved by Sig.

However, Spandam, who often came to trouble him, was solved by Sig, and he was also very grateful.

Sig waved his hand and said, "It's just a small effort, but now I have another thing I want to trouble you with."

Sig glanced at Enel unconsciously. Originally, he brought this guy down to Sky Island to see his strength, so he wanted to take in a younger brother and a thug.

But at that time, Sig ignored it. He needed to be arrogant to collect rewards, so most of the time he had to do it himself when fighting.

In that case, Enel is such a powerful force, besides protecting the crew, wouldn't it be of no use at all?

Sig is naturally not the kind of wasteful person, so he just developed a new usage of Enel.

Sig pointed to the majestic judicial ship in the port and said to Tom the Murloc, "I wonder if you can help me transform this ship into an electric drive."

Hearing this, Murloc Tom was stunned for a moment, and then a tangled look appeared on his face: "It's not difficult to change it to electric drive, it only takes two or three days, but if you want to make this big guy move at full speed, then you have to use it to drive it." The power required must be huge."

"Don't worry, it's just electricity. It may be a problem for others, but for us, it's not a problem at all."

As he spoke, Sig turned his head and called out: "Enel."

The latter pursed his lips in displeasure, but still stretched out his hand and pointed at the sea surface and let out a sunset.

"This, since it's the Demon fruit power that can control lightning, then it's no problem at all. The matter of transforming the electric drive can be left to me who is famous."

Murloc Tom readily agreed.

Then, with the cooperation of Murloc Tom and Crocus, the two re-steered the justice ship back to Tom's workshop.

It will take two or three days for Murloc Tom to transform the judicial ship into one that can be powered by electricity.

And in these two or three days, Spandam also boarded the boat back to Enies Lobby through other CP channels.

blue blue......

Sitting on the boat back to Enies Lobby, suddenly, the sound of a phone bug frightened Spandam's heart rate to rise rapidly.

But when he looked back at the phone bug, he let out a long sigh of relief.

‘It’s okay, it’s okay it’s not that goddamn anti-tapping phone bug. '

"Hey, who is the bastard who dares to disturb Master Spandam's rest." The disturbed Spandam yelled at the phone bug.

But the voice from the phone bug scared Spandam so much that he almost threw the phone bug out of his hand.

"Asshole, I'm your father."

It was Spandain's voice, which directly made Spandam tremble with fright.

But before he could make a sound, Spandain on the opposite side continued to speak: "What exactly did you encounter when you were in the capital of seven waters? Why did most of the life paper of those CP5 elites be destroyed."

"Also, how did you survive when the protection personnel were killed and injured so heavily?"

Facing Spandam's question, Spandam secretly groaned in his heart, but he never dared to tell the specific situation.

In the end, he had no choice but to reply falteringly: "Yes, it's the gangsters. I met a group of vicious gangsters in the capital of seven waters. They took a fancy to the judicial boat, so they snatched the judicial boat away."

"And those guards were all killed by gangsters in order to protect me. In the end, I revealed my identity, and those gangsters didn't dare to do anything to me and released me back. 11

Spandam thought that the nonsense he made up was perfect, but Spandain on the opposite side roared angrily:

"Idiot, do you think Laozi is a fool? What kind of gangster dares to be an enemy of the World government. Recently, when they went to the capital of seven waters, they can still compete with those CP5 elites." Only the bandits and pirates!"

"You idiot, how did I give birth to a son like you, tell me quickly, what are you hiding from me?"

As the saying goes, a gentleman is like a father, and Spandain has a very thorough understanding of his son's stupidity......

But after hearing what his father said, Spandain was dumbfounded. He didn't expect that he would be exposed so quickly. He was so anxious that he was sweating, and he didn't know what to do.

"You idiot, what happened? If you don't explain to Laozi today, Laozi will send you to C's interrogation department."

Spandam's roar came from the phone bug, and Spandam was so frightened that he fell onto the bed.

The interrogation department of the CP is not a place for people to stay. As long as they go in, no one can come out intact.

Under the dual effects of fear and awe of Papa, Spandam recounted his experience in Tom's studio like pouring beans.

However, he was not so stupid as to say that he was forced to scold Five Elders, was filmed and became a spy for the other party, but chose a vague answer.

"What, you said that the captain of the Bandit Pirates, Sig, threatened you so that you would not be able to trouble that murloc in the future, idiot, what is your reason for falling into his hands?"

"Yes, they forced me to tell some secrets between the world government and the world's member countries."

Spandam had a flash of inspiration, and he really thought of a reason.

"You idiot." Spandam's curse came again from the phone bug, but the tone of the curse was obviously weakened, and Spandam heaved a long sigh of relief.

Based on his understanding of his father, he has passed this test.

"You revealed the secrets of the World government privately. This matter is big or small, but if you add the matter of you losing the judicial ship, then your responsibility is not small. During this time, you should give Laozi a little peace, old man. Just wait for the punishment honestly."

"And that damn bandit pirate group dared to snatch the justice ship of the World Government. Laozi must let Marine catch him at all costs."

Spanda in the phone bug speaks out of hatred.

And this surprised Spandam, he said in a panic: "Father, I revealed the secret of the World government to them, if they are captured by Marine...

Before Spandam could finish speaking, he was interrupted impatiently by Spandain on the other side of the phone bug: "Idiot, I will help you operate this matter at the Marine side, you don't need to do anything, sir Just stay there honestly."

After saying this, Spandain on the other side hung up the phone decisively.

Seeing his father hang up the phone decisively, Spandam wanted to cry, he really didn't want his father to trouble those pirates, if those pirates didn't escape from Marine's arrest... ..

Spanda 2.2 um did not dare to continue thinking about it.

In the end, Spandam was ruthless and dialed the anti-tapping phone bug that could only be communicated through a single line.

On the other hand, Sig, who was wandering around the capital of seven waters, had no idea that the spies who had just been inserted yesterday would be effective today.

Sig answered the phone with a strange expression on his face, and Spandam on the opposite side also told what happened just now. Finally, he solemnly told Sig that they should leave as soon as possible. In order to save the face of the World government, Marine will soon Send your top forces to hunt them down.

"Well, I know about this matter, you have done a good job, and you will continue to maintain it in the future."

Snapped!

After saying a word, Sig decisively hung up the bug.

The capture of the Judiciary Ship would have drawn retaliation from the World government, leading the Marine to hunt them down, something Sig had expected.

Moreover, it doesn't matter if Spandam doesn't notify him in advance, because his ship will be built soon, and driven by electricity, trying to capture them with a warship is tantamount to a dream.

And if Marine Admiral comes alone, Sig is also welcome, rewards for brushing the system or something...he likes it the most!

As for why he didn't wait for Marine's arrival in the capital of seven waters, of course it was because of a fellow villager.

If it was a dog-headed warship, he would also be afraid of overturning.

And with the precedent of Kizaru being beaten up by him, that veteran Sengoku is likely to send Garp over.

For the time being, I am not sure about dealing with Garp, so it is better to go first and not waste time.

When he grows to a certain height later, it will not be too late to beat Garp into a real dog head. .