Fourth Scourge of Star Wars

54, Ihaveabiggun!

“Fuck!” Yuri cursed, he turned his head and asked the T-850 over there, “What is Trent talking about?”

“He said he Destroyed some facilities of the cruiser, and got all the technical parameters of the cruiser. He is sending the key parameters to us. Also let’s go first, Administrator Tang Xiao also needs our spaceship to deal with the cruiser.” T-850 Answered, “Also, Qennto and Ferasi were taken too, so we’re the only ones here now.”

“Bastard! The pirate cruiser leaves in the afternoon, and we’ll have all the spaceships on our side. Mom got taken? Fuck!!” Yuri raised her hand to grab her hair again, but thought of her hairline and put her hand down again.

“Anyway, we should leave as soon as possible.” Vitaly also said.

“No no no no! I can’t go now!” Yuri waved his hand quickly, then suddenly took out a pistol, jerked the bolt, ran to the workshop next to him, and took Old Man Truda directly. He pulled it out, put a pistol on his forehead, “Listen to me old man! Now I have a Fucking! big! gun! And I’m in a very, very bad mood right now! Maybe my next You’ll pull the trigger in seconds! You know what I mean?”

Truda was too frightened to say a word, Yuri’s Galactic Standard mixed with English swearing on Earth He just barely understood, but he nods hurriedly.

Yuri pointed to the two proton torpedo next to him and shouted: “I want you to put these two fucking proton torpedoes on this fucking ship for me, and the one that can be fucked at any time! Need Fucking How long?”

“Two…two standard hours…” Truda whispered.

“Very good! Now I’ll give you 20 minutes! And I’m telling you, you’ll be with me too! Come on! Go! So if you play tricks, you can’t run if the spaceship is shot down! Got it! Do you? Now fucking move me!” Yuri almost growled as he yelled at the other T-850: “Go and watch him!”

“no ! No! They are getting closer and these people are looking for us! Yuri! We have to go!” Vitaly lose one’s head out of fear.

Yuri walked over and grabbed the telescope. Sure enough, he saw dozens of fully armed mercenaries searching room by room. He turned back to the last T-850 and said, “Bring me all the weapons you can carry – grenades, machine guns, all the goddamn! Then go to the spaceport next to you! How long do you keep it! In the end, you can’t call it. I self-destruct, understand? Self-destruct!”

T-850 silently noddéd, picked up two machine guns in the weapon pile beside him, hung seven or eight bullet chains around his neck, He grabbed more than a dozen grenades and filled all his pockets, then moved towards the spaceport next to him with heavy footsteps.

Yuri is pacing around anxiously, and Old Man Truda has started to come out of the spaceship with a few engineering robots for modification. In fact, it is enough to add two pylons and a launch line connected to the console. This project is not difficult.

But now the problem is that time is running out.

Intensive gunfire soon sounded from the spaceport next to it, and the mercenaries were also attracted by the gunshots, and moved towards that side and ran over.

Yuri couldn’t wait, so she dragged Vitaly and ran into the spaceship. She didn’t know where to find a thick manual and stuffed it into Vitaly, and said urgently: “Listen to Vitaly! You only have 20 In minutes, must learn how to fly this spaceship to me!”

“How the hell could I drive a spaceship?” Vitaly was anxious, “Why don’t you tell me whether this spaceship is a Toyota or a Volkswagen first? ?”

“Listen to me, you’re the best driver I’ve ever seen, and you can do it. We’re going to take this spaceship back, and these two proton torpedos might be for that cruiser. The key!” Yuri turned around and pressed Vitaly’s shoulder and said earnestly.

“But I’m not a spaceship driver either!!” Vitaly said, but she still sat in the cab, picked up the manual and quickly flipped through it. After turning a few pages, he started cursing, “What the hell is Galactic Standard!?”

After all this was done, Yuri was still fidgeting. He stood and sat for a while, then he brought another M-427 machine gun, installed the ammo chain, walked around with the machine gun in his arms, and finally couldn’t help shouting at the outside, “Truda! Isn’t it okay?”

“Five minutes have passed since the fuck!!” Truda, who was busy with his work, was also anxious and shouted outside.

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The gunfire in the spaceport on the other side is getting more and more intense and dense, and the T-850 is hiding in the spaceport building and shooting frantically. Although its body is not completely immune to blaster’s power, it can resist a few more shots.

But there were too many mercenaries charging in, and they were well equipped, some even armed with EE-3 blaster rifles. After paying the loss of more than ten people, they finally rushed into the spaceport, and a dense burst of bullets ripped through the body of the T-850.

T-850 could no longer stand, it was sitting at the foot of the wall, and dozens of mercenaries had already emerged from the dilapidated spaceport. The nuclear battery in the T-850’s chest was ejected, and the self-destruct system was activated.

bang! A small mushroom cloud rose up in the airfield area of Mos Eisley, meanwhile, a YT-1000 took off wobbly and headed for outer space.

“Vitaly! What are you doing! Quick! Start the hyperspace engine!” Yuri yelled.

“Wait a minute, I’m looking for it!” Vitaly quickly flipped through the manual, “Let me see, page 236…hyperspace…what the hell do the words after this mean? Okay? , I’ll try.”

Vitaly tried flipping a switch. Seeing his action, Truda, who was twisted in his hand by the T-850, shouted, “No! That’s not!!”

Before he finished speaking, he ignited with a bang, and a proton torpedo was destroyed. launch out.

“FUCK!! You just wasted my fucking 30,000 credits!” Yuri yelled, “Now thank you! We only have one proton torpedo left!”

At this time, a hapless spaceship happened to pass by and was hit by the proton torpedo. After a violent explosion, the spaceship was blown to pieces.

“Let me drive, I probably know how the ship is driven,” Truda sighed said.

“Don’t try to play tricks, old man!” Yuri snapped.

At this time, Vitaly suddenly cheered, “Aha! I know how to start the hyperspace engine!” After speaking, he pressed several buttons in sequence.

“Wait a minute! You haven’t locked the course coordinates yet…”

Before Truda’s voice fell, the spaceship entered the hyperspace in an instant and disappeared abruptly.

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