Fox Demon: Play as Li Xin at the beginning, a god and a demon

“To be honest, it’s the first time I’ve seen a fat woman like you, it’s really rare and unique.”

“What?”

“You actually dare to say I’m fat?”

Tu Shan Yaya’s face was suddenly full of disbelief.

“Abominable little thief, and where are your eyes? Old lady, I can’t spare you today. Listening

to her scolding, why did Zhang Lan not only not feel angry, but also felt quite interesting?

This, Tushan Yaya was really a humble when she was a child.

Compared with the Tushan Yaya five hundred years later, it is completely judgmental.

The former is cold and domineering.

The latter is stupid and cute.

At this time, Zhang Lan not only did not leave easily, but took the initiative to walk towards Tushan Yaya, who had been scolding and cursing.

“What do you want to do?”

Suddenly, Tushan Yaya immediately made defensive movements, cautiously vigilant against Zhang Lan.

Who knew that Zhang Lan approached, his attitude suddenly came to a 360-degree turn, and he grinned.

“Anla, I think your fox is quite cute, let’s make a friend, today’s grudge will be written off.”

He swore that he was definitely not Tushan Yaya who grew up after being hungry, so he wanted to make this friend.

Simply for the sake of friendship.

“Hmph, I want to be beautiful!”

“You little brat, first steal my roast chicken, don’t say, just punched me, hiss, it’s really heavy.”

“It still hurts in my body now, if you want me to forgive you, it’s impossible, it’s impossible in this life.”

Tushan Yaya turned her head in other directions with an arrogant look.

When Zhang Lan heard this, he was immediately unhappy: “Hey, I said, you fat woman, how unreasonable, didn’t I say that robbing your roast chicken is wrong with me, and now I don’t want to compensate you.” ”

Besides, didn’t you do it first just now, I did this just to defend myself, who let you be so dish, you can’t even break the defense, eat me a rebound damage.”

“Blame me?”

Zhang Lan didn’t say this, it was okay, as soon as he said this, it was like adding fuel to the fire, which made Tushan Yaya even more angry.

Suddenly, Zhang Lan continued: “In this way, in order to show the sincerity of my apology, I ask you to mention it as you like.”

“How much, make a price.”

“……” Tushan

Yaya’s eyes hooked, a bad smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, and now her chance for revenge finally came.

Wait, little boy.

Look at the old lady can’t kill you.

Suddenly, she seemed to have changed as a person, and her voice softened.

“In this way, I can forgive you, but you have to close your eyes first and let me punch you hard.”

Hearing this, Zhang Lan said without care: “Well, isn’t it just one punch, don’t say one punch, even ten punches don’t matter.”

Tu Shan Yaya was afraid that Zhang Lan would repent, so he said in an aggravated tone: “You close your eyes first, don’t peek.” ”

Hit and fight, do you have to close your eyes, what kind of plane?”

Zhang Lan was also speechless.

However, he was confident that Tushan Yaya would definitely not hurt him.

Who is he now?

Born with supreme bones, the strength of the flesh is comparable to a humanoid ferocious beast.

How could the current Tushan Yaya hurt him in the slightest?

Although he felt that the current Tushan Yaya was always a little wrong, as if he had other intentions, Zhang Lan still spoke, just spread his hands like this, and really closed his eyes.

Who would have thought, just when Zhang Lan closed his eyes, a sly smile flashed on Tushan Yaya’s cheeks, and he muttered softly in his mouth: “I didn’t expect that this little fart was so easy to fool, hmph, see if the old lady can’t kill you.” ”

Drink, give the old lady death.”

She suddenly aimed at Zhang Lan’s crotch.

With a shout, he rushed straight forward and was a Scud!

Suddenly!

Zhang Lan couldn’t help but gasp, and the whole person almost cracked.

This is sour!

I’m afraid it’s comparable to Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles.

……………

He suddenly curled up and almost fell to the ground.

How could he, Tushan Yaya, act like this.

Who said that Tushan Yaya was stupid and cute when he was a child?

Good guy, stand up, Zhang Lan promised not to kill it.

Seeing Zhang Lan’s lifeless appearance, Tushan Yaya finally took a breath of evil, she got carried away, she was completely like a chaotic demon king.

“Little brat, fight with the old lady, make you regret for the rest of your life, hum !!”

Tushan Yaya laughed and smiled.

Zhang Lan simply had the expression of a dog, and glared at her with a resentful gaze: “You fat woman, it’s good, you have successfully provoked me.”

“It seems that it is necessary to teach you a good lesson today.”

Tushan Yaya was not intimidated, she was not afraid of the sky, the ground was not afraid, and snorted coldly: “Hmph, let you steal the old lady’s roast chicken, let you just beat me, now you know that you regret offending me Tushan Yaya, right?” ”

Regret? If it doesn’t exist, I’ll only make you regret it even more. The

words just fell.

Zhang Lan was already a brisk walker, sprinting in.

Wind-like speed.

Swish!

Suddenly came to Tushan Yaya and grabbed her directly.

She also reacted quickly, seeing that the situation was not good, and dodged repeatedly.

Zhang Lan saw her dodge, and then he didn’t want to pity Xiang Xiangyu anymore.

I was careless before Jingzhou, and I really printed an old saying, the more beautiful a girl is, the more she will deceive people.

Even Tushan Yaya was so bad when she was a child.

Bah!

In this world, there are really bad women.

Zhang Lan, who was full of resentment in his heart, directly punched her, “Female fat man, let you taste the power of Xiaoye’s iron fist.”

“I’m afraid of you, come here.”

Tushan Yaya is also the master who does not admit defeat, and simply punched up, and recently she has been imitating her sister’s power moves.

When you see the enemy, there is only one word.

Mangal!

Unfortunately, her current demon power is really weak and pitiful, and after punching Zhang Lan, there is really no accident.

Again flew out with a dry punch.

Because after being deceived by this bad woman once.

Zhang Lan couldn’t believe this Tushan Yaya to death.

He stepped on her to the ground, saw that she couldn’t move, and then said coldly: “Female fatty, weren’t you very arrogant just now?” Why can’t I get up? ”

That’s it?”

“Hmm…” Tushan

Yaya clenched her silver teeth: “Little brat, don’t call me a female fatty, I’ve put up with you for a long time, let me go, the old lady will continue to fight with you for three hundred rounds, today either you die or I die.”

She shouted desperately, but in her heart she thought that when she went back, she must tell her sister all about being bullied today, and let her sister help teach this little fart a lesson.

Zhang Lan grinned: “I’m not stupid, do you want to stand up and find an opportunity to escape, and then go back to move the rescuers?” ”

Although Tushan Yaya behaves stupidly cute.

But now that Zhang Lan seems to have seen her through, this little guy can’t look at the surface, and there are many bad ideas in his heart.

Suddenly, Tu Shan Yaya seemed to have been poked in the heart, and said angrily: “Hmph, move the rescuers? I’m that kind of person. Seeing

her with a weak expression, Zhang Lan almost didn’t write the big truth on her face, and he couldn’t help but feel angry and funny in his heart.

Before, he was actually deceived by Tushan Yaya, a bad woman.

Her clumsy acting skills, in fact, as long as you look at the expression on her face, you can know her thoughts.

“You fat woman is really ignorant of evil, originally I wanted to turn into a jade with you and make a friend, since you don’t want to, then we are now the enemy.”

“Therefore, there is no need for mercy in dealing with the enemy.”

Suddenly, Zhang Lan’s gaze towards Tushan Yaya completely changed, revealing a hint of greed.

“By the way, you are so fat here, are there enough milk tubes on your body?”

“You know, I like to drink animal milk the most.”

…………

Hearing this, Tushan Yaya’s cheeks instantly turned blushing, and water vapor appeared on the top of her head, “Roll, the old lady is not married yet, where is the milk!” What nonsense are you stinky boys? ”