Seeing that Tushan Yaya repeatedly retained himself, the will in Zhang Lan’s heart was indestructible, and he said with a firm face: “Sorry, I can only live up to your good intentions, this time I have to go.”
After a pause, he continued: “Otherwise, you can leave Tushan with me.”
“What, you let me go with you?”
At this moment, even Tushan Yaya was stunned for a moment.
After reacting, a blush appeared on her cheeks, and she quickly shook her head, her face blushed and her heart beat faster: “Who wants to leave Tushan with you, who do you think you are?”
“Hmph, think beautifully.”
Zhang Lan frowned, “Female fatty, what are you blushing?” We’re not eloping.
“Besides, leaving Tushan is not a lifetime without returning to Tushan, just going out to see the vast world outside, if you don’t follow me, then this time I will really leave.”
“Elopement? What nonsense are you talking about, the old lady will not elope with you, Tu Shan and sister and Rong Rong, I will not go with you.”
“If you want me to go with you, no way!”
Tushan Yaya blushed, had a thick neck, and her face was full of arrogance.
I don’t know if it’s because I’m drunk and blushing, or if I’m really blushing.
Looking at this drunken and cute Tushan Yaya, Zhang Lan felt that he took her, even if he sold her, he might be able to help himself count the money.
This kind of Tushan Yaya is really fun.
However, seeing that she hesitated for a long time, it seemed that her head was hot to follow because of Zhang Lan’s demagoguery, so Zhang Lan turned around and added: “Shouldn’t you dare to go down the mountain for fear of your sister’s blame?” Tu
Shan Yaya, who couldn’t stand the provocation of the law, immediately pointed at Zhang Lan with his finger and said viciously: “Follow it, who is afraid of whom.”
Who knew that just after saying this, she fainted and fell to the ground.
Zhang Lan walked in and saw that it was this little guy who was completely drunk.
“Oh, it’s really unsettling.”
Touching her forehead, Zhang Lan felt scalding, as if it had been burned by fire.
It was too dangerous to leave her alone in the wild, and Zhang Lan was not very worried about her safety, so he thought about it, and then decided to pick her up and carry her on his back.
There was a heavy squeeze in the back.
Zhang Lan couldn’t help but complain, the reason why this guy is so fat is not for nothing.
Female fat man, really didn’t call in vain.
At the same time, Tushan Yaya, who was lying on his back and sleeping soundly, was actually drooling and whispering dream words at this time.
“Little fart… Boy, don’t… You leave Tushan…”
“Don’t listen to the old lady, be careful to beat you to death… Beat you to death, break your legs, make you for the rest of your life… Stay in Tushan for the rest of your life. Listening
to her dream words, it was difficult for Zhang Lan to guess that her dream at the moment must be beating herself violently.
Next.
Dawn is approaching until noon.
Tushan Yaya finally woke up, and the moment she opened her eyes, she found that she was being walked on her back.
With a vigilant face, when she felt the familiar taste, she smiled heartily and said, “This is not a little fart child.”
“Unexpectedly, this bad billet is quite considerate sometimes.”
Leaning his head behind Zhang Lan’s back, as if leaning on a pillow.
She continued to pretend to be asleep.
And Zhang Lan seemed to have noticed it earlier, and patted Tushan Yaya’s butt, “Hey, female fatty, you don’t want to walk, and then you are still pretending to sleep, right?” was
spanked, and in an instant Tushan Yaya’s whole body was like a lightning strike, her face gradually turned red, and then she continued to pretend to sleep, but she complained viciously in her heart: “You bad billet is really obscene, you actually use such a trick.”
“Isn’t it deliberately taking advantage of the old lady while I’m asleep?”
She was very skeptical.
At this time, she heard Zhang Lan’s voice coming over again, “Alas, this female fat man is really fat to death, and she doesn’t know how to lose weight, she has carried her for one night, and she is tired to death.”
“I knew that when I went down Tu Shan, I should have kept a low profile and didn’t let her find out.”
“The female fat man sleeps like a dead pig, heavy, and snores when she sleeps, which is really troublesome.”
……………
In the face of the poisonous tongue-like complaint, all the words were heard by Tushan Yaya, and her mentality exploded instantly.
I really want to jump up right away and punch this bad billet.
While he was asleep, he actually dared to count her.
Unexpectedly, it is said that people are fat?
Snoring….
She couldn’t figure out where she was fat.
Why did this little brat, a female fat man, have been calling her for nearly half a year.
It’s really mad old lady….
“Bite you!”
Finally, she couldn’t stand it anymore.
A bite on Zhang Lan’s shoulder, who knew that this bite not only did not bite half of the hole, but almost shattered her teeth.
So hard!
Am I special….
The mentality is broken.
Tushan Yaya covered her mouth, grinning with painful teeth.
At this time, Zhang Lan also noticed Tushan Yaya’s movement, and when he saw her actually biting his shoulder, Zhang Lan’s expression suddenly became serious.
“Fatty woman, what are you doing? Actually sneak up on me?
“I don’t know if Xiao Ye is an extreme realm of flesh, isn’t King Kong bad?”
“That’s it?”
Covering her mouth, Tushan Yaya, who was grinning, jumped down from Zhang Lan’s back, and said with a grievance on her face: “You also said, it’s all to blame you, it hurts me, you are too hard, right?” ”
Zhang Lan’s shoulder is like it is made of iron.
The teeth were almost broken by Tushan Yaya.
It’s not just the teeth that break down, it’s the mentality.
She finally found that every time she went against this little brat, she could not get a little benefit, and the unlucky one could only be herself.
The little fart killed this day was sent by heaven to get her Tushan Yaya?
“Oh, don’t make trouble, we’re about to go to the territory of the human realm, it’s easy to meet the Daoist priests of the One Qi Dao Alliance here, we’d better disguise ourselves for now.”
“Here, put this mask on you.”
Zhang Lan didn’t know where to find a mask.
The pattern is a pig bajie.
Tu Shan Yaya, who got the mask, suddenly looked disgusted and said, “It’s too ugly, I don’t want it.”
Zhang Lan covered his forehead and said, “Dear aunt, you can save some snacks, you are a Tushan fox demon, if you are discovered by the people of the One Qi Dao Alliance, isn’t it a sheep into the mouth of the tiger?”
“Hurry up and put it on, disobey, and I’ll send you back to Tushan.”
“Hmph, wear it, what are you doing with so much nonsense?”
The face-faced Tushan Yaya snatched the mask of Zhu Bajie in Zhang Lan’s hand, and then put it on himself with a reluctant look.
At this time, Zhang Lan also took out a monkey-patterned mask for himself with his backhand.
In the end, Zhang Lan also used a special method to cover up Tushan Yaya’s demon qi and hide it from the sky.
As for Zhang Lan himself, he didn’t need to change anything, because in essence, he was a human after all.
There is no need to change the breath like Tushan Yaya.
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