Freelance Artist

  Chapter 159 Lord Hou

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

   "What kind of style is this, I laughed so hard!"

   "Is this trying to laugh at me to death and inherit my Kunpeng video membership?"

   "Is it okay to type the special effects of frost and flames directly?"

   "Damn it, spray it!"

   "What the **** is the Ice and Fire Nine Heavens, hey, why are you so sexual, I'm still a child, I don't understand at all!"

   "I have no regrets in my life?"

   "I think of running in the sunset that day?"

   "The lines were written by Bu Yehou?"

   "Hahahahaha, this is too unserious, is this still Hurricane who wrote "Never Night"?"

   "Really low cost!"

   "Why do the more perfunctory they perform, the more I want to laugh!"

   "It's no wonder the cost is so low. If the cost of Madan goes up, can there be such a joke?"

   Just over a minute.

  The audience has changed their minds about this show!

   And the feature film has just begun here.

  Wang Dahammer walked on the road, "Since the enemy has been defeated, can I rescue the princess?"

"No!"

  At this time, another villain jumped out, "You still have to defeat me!"

  The audience was dumbfounded.

  Because this villain is also the guy who received the box lunch just now, Wang Dahammer also recognized it, and said in a daze, "Didn't I beat you just now?"

   Villain: "Did you think that person just now was me?"

  Wang Dahammer: "It's absolutely you, it's just a change of clothes!"

  The villain laughed with his hips on his hips, and then said, "That's right."

  Wang Dahammer: "I actually shamelessly admit it. This crew is too poor. Will another actor die?"

  The audience laughed wildly again.

  The outside world has been scolding Kunpeng for its shoddy production and being reluctant to spend money. As a result, the crew of the show is also scolding with netizens, all kinds of self-defeating!

   Villain: "Come on, let's have a showdown!"

  The audience thought:

   Is it going to be a real fight now?

  However, the next scene made everyone laugh so hard!

  The picture turned into two stickmen fighting, one stickman had the word "King Sledgehammer" on his head, and the other stickman had the word "enemy" written on his head.

   There is still text on it.

  Wang Sledgehammer uses his unique skills, what enemy uses the Flaming Vajra Fist to deal with it, the music is very hot, and the fights are all based on text explanations.

   "Funding exploded!"

  The bullet screens are all using these four characters. Many people's hands are shaking when typing, and they are really going to die of laughing at this drama.

  When the stick figure screen ends.

  The villain has fallen again, and the lines are exactly the same as before, "As expected of the successor of Nine Suns Fist..."

  Wang Dahammer: "What happened just now?"

  The villain said to himself: "I have no regrets in my life..."

  Wang Dahammer: "I didn't do anything!"

  The villain continued to say to himself: "I think of running in the sunset that day..."

  In the lens of memories.

   Silhouettes of villains running in the wild.

   Villain: "That's my lost youth!"

finally!

  The decisive battle is coming!

  Wang Dahammer's mood remained unchanged: "The princess is about to be rescued, why are you not looking forward to it at all?"

  He walked to a meadow.

  There is a perfunctory special effect in front of it, with the words "Flame Mountain" written on it.

  A villain stood on the Flame Mountain, and it turned out to be the guy who had died twice before.

Wang Dahui was expressionless: "Can this special effect be any more sloppy? There is no sense of substitution at all! And the guy standing on the castle is the guy I defeated twice in a row, right? It wasn't drawn by the same makeup artist, right? The style is completely different!"

  Special effects on the top of the mountain.

  The villain looked at Wang Dahammer and smiled evilly, "Young man, you are finally here, and the princess is locked up in this...tsk...under this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this."

  Ya forgot the words again!

  Wang Dahammer was helpless, "How many times have you recited it and still can't remember the lines?"

  The villain simply skipped a line: "You have to step over my dead body! Boy, I want to fight to the death with you!"

  Music starts.

  Wang Dahammer's expression changed, "As expected of the ultimate devil king, even the special effects have become exquisite!"

  The villain has a pair of black wings behind him.

Plastic material.

   But it is indeed much better than before.

  Wang Dahammer: "Finally, it looks like a decisive battle!"

   Are you going to fight for real this time?

  The audience stared wide-eyed.

   Then the villain slipped his foot and fell directly from the mountain.

audience:"…"

  Wang Sledgehammer: "..."

  The villain began to leave his last words: "I have no regrets in my life..."

  Wang Dahammer: "No regrets, your sister! It's clear that I fell to my death!"

  The villain said to himself: "I think of running in the sunset that day, that was my lost youth..."

   Another panting sound.

  The Great Demon King also died.

  The screen changes for a while.

  Wang Dahammer's dull face.

   "My name is Wang Dahammer. I never expected that I would rescue the princess even though I didn't want to save the princess at all."

  He turned his head and looked.

  The princess is also played by the previous villain, he is a man, can he still play the princess?

  Wang Dahammer: "Sure enough, it's still this guy..."

  Princess: "You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you today, I want a bridal chamber, a bridal chamber, I want, I want!"

  Wang Dahammer took out the toy sword and wiped his neck.

   committed suicide.

  The princess hugged him, "Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this?"

   Voiceover.

  Wang Dahammer's voice, "Hehe, I don't want to work with this poor crew ever again."

  The first episode ends.

   Followed by some tidbits.

  …

online.

   All the netizens who criticized, angered, and bad-mouthed this drama before forgot everything before, and everyone was laughed like a fool by the first episode!

   "How can you be so funny!"

   "This is the funniest show I've ever seen!"

   "Fuck, it lasted more than three minutes, God knows how many times I laughed."

   "Laughing to tears."

   "My stomach hurts from laughing, goose goose goose goose!"

   "I laughed out loud!"

   "I didn't have abs, but this show made me laugh out my abs."

   "Hahahahahaha, it's really shoddy, it's really a mess, but it seems that this is what people want. If the show is too delicate, it won't have this effect!"

"I was wrong!"

   "Kunpeng, please accept my knee!"

   "Kneeling to Bu Yehou, I can't believe that this thing is written by the same screenwriter as "Hurricane"!"

   "Hou Ye yyds!"

   "What's the name of the male lead? I'm so in love with him, his expression is amazing!"

   "I'm sorry Kunpeng, I will open a membership right away!"

   "What kind of membership, the first ten episodes are free!"

   "There is an advertisement before the second episode."

"Local tycoon!"

  This show has released ten episodes in one go. Except for the first episode without commercials, there have been commercials since the second episode.

  Opening a membership can exempt advertising.

   Judging from the effect of the first episode, many people have already been attracted and decided to sign up as a member directly, so that they don't have to wait for the advertisement later.

  …

  Industry.

   Many people are confused.

  Professionals can naturally see how good this comedy is, and it has completely created a brand new comedy style!

"How did you do it!"

   "This style is really invincible!"

   "No head, no brain, no logic, many things are simply untenable, but this thing can make everyone lose their logic, and even lose their brains, as long as they follow the silly music!"

   "This is the first episode."

   "Can you maintain this quality in the future?"

   "It's hard, isn't it?"

   "The first episode is so full of laughs!"

  …

   Three major.

  Myth is no longer arrogant, Nathan is no longer laughing, Tianguang is no longer bad-mouthing, and many people feel their brains are buzzing.

Sudden.

   Someone said: "This is just the beginning, it doesn't explain anything!"

"right!"

   "Look again!"

   "Could it be so hilarious later?"

"impossible!"

   "Absolutely impossible!"

   "How could Bu Yehou's script be so funny!"

   "The lines in it are really brainwashing, what running in the sunset, lost youth, really magical."

   "How does this guy have such a long brain? It's very difficult to write this kind of comedy script, and his style has changed so much!"

  …

   Fiction Circle!

  There are also many people here who are paying attention to "Wan WanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWang".

  This kind of attention started when Kunpeng officially announced that the script of "WanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanHou" created the script.

"Never imagined?"

   "This wave is really unexpected!"

   "Hahahaha netizens are stupid, asking why Buyehou is so changeable, it seems that they still don't understand Teacher Buyehou."

   "Bu Yehou is famous for his changing styles!"

   "Baiyehou, Heiyehou, and the master who wrote the script. As we all know, Buyehou is in a split state with tens of millions of incarnations."

   "Then is this a white night or a dark night?"

   "Usually scolding is scolding, but this time we really have to call him Lord. He was Lord Hou when he was a screenwriter!"

  …

   After watching the first episode, everyone woke up!

   Rough production, perfunctory special effects, reluctance to spend money and so on are all facts, but they are the characteristics of this drama!

  Everything is for fun!

   Netizens sprayed it wrong before, and many people feel guilty.

  Someone has written the five words "I'm sorry Kunpeng" densely on the barrage, and the number of likes exploded!

  Public opinion has begun to reverse!

  Everyone realized that they had wronged Kunpeng!

On the other hand, Jiang Cheng called Lin Zhibai with an excited voice: "Boss! Our membership registrations have started to increase, and many people signed up after watching the first episode of "Wan WanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWan" The advertisements for the next nine episodes are exempted, but most of them are single-month members. After watching this drama, they may run away, but this is already very good. The loss of our Kunpeng Video can be temporarily stopped, and we will update it later Do you want to consider becoming a VIP, the kind that non-members can’t watch?”

   "Not into VIP."

Lin Zhibai smiled and said: "This drama is used to attract traffic to Kunpeng's videos. You can watch it without membership. As long as you are willing to wait for 30 seconds for each episode, it will be fine. If you are on VIP, some people will be driven away. .”

   Making money is not the primary purpose.

  Drainage is the most critical.

  Amidst the excitement of netizens, everyone has already watched the next nine episodes, and each episode is only a few minutes anyway.

  This kind of mini-series is like fast food, you can watch it in a short time...

  Why was Douyin so popular in the previous life?

  Because it is short, flat and fast, it catches the most eyeballs in the shortest time.

   And "Unexpectedly" is also wonderful in the same way!

  (end of this chapter)