Freelance Artist

  Chapter 312 The White Emperor fights against the Confucians!

  One Ah Lei is not enough, followed by Zhao Xin and An An, who are both celebrities in the literary world, although they are not at the level of the literary masters, they are not a cat or a dog, but the one who really has weight has to be the next one.

  Ge noon!

Ge Wu is forty-eight years old this year, but fans call him "Ge Lao", which is a bit of a homonym. It must be almost unreasonable to say that he is highly respected at this age, but he is definitely a well-known figure in the literary world, and he is also gone. He spoke directly and sarcastically: "I heard that a big star who is good at temperament is also coming to the poetry meeting. Is this going to compose the poems of famous masters?"

  This is a big deal!

  Gewu's status in the literary world is extremely high, and naturally it has the greatest impact. It is so big that many cats and dogs really jumped out. It seems that they regard this famous "Ge Lao" as a spiritual leader.

   "Big stars are very good at putting gold on their faces."

   "The entertainment industry has always been vain, and it makes sense when you think about it."

   "What kind of invitation to the Poetry Club? If you come in through the back door, just say you came in through the back door."

   "It's so ugly to go through the back door. They obviously came in with their thighs."

   "People and fans said that Baidi got into it by relying on couplets (dog head

   "I wonder if the poetry will be a couplet?"

   "It's nothing more than a celebrity creating a persona. Go to the Poetry Club and make a soy sauce, and then send out a draft. I have thought of the title for the big star, [The Most Talented Person in the Entertainment Industry]."

   "Hey, you know the entertainment industry."

   "Even if the Poetry Association is recommended by the seniors, there are some poems. What is the work of this big star?"

   "I didn't expect that Qin Zhou's poetry would bow to the traffic one day, alas!"

   "Baidi is very rich, this wave is obviously bowing to capital."

   Capital.

   Traffic.

   These two words are like rapper.

   Actually, it is not derogatory in nature, but in recent years, because of some things, it has disgusted many people. They set it on Baidi's head with sinister intentions.

  Deliberately take the rhythm!

  Lin Zhibai thought about it. As the boss of Mythology Publishing House, coupled with the invisible chairman of Kunpeng, it is true that he represents capital, and he is also popular traffic.

   But where did I go wrong?

  Too rich, too popular?

  Then I hope I make the same mistakes again and again.

However, this rhythm has really been brought up a bit. There are many keyboard warriors on the Internet who don’t care about anything. When they heard that Baidi actually entered the poetry club through the back door, they didn’t have time to find out why, because they were righteous. I can't stand it anymore, I have to stand up and carry out justice, even some passers-by have been affected, but the most exciting ones are the fans of Mr. Ge, A Lei and others.

   "Is that so?"

   "Isn't that an official invitation?"

   "Are you looking for seniors to take you in through the back door?"

   "I thought Baidi was really recognized by the literary world."

   "Are you willing to publicize this?"

   "Where did Baidi promote it?"

   "Isn't it a tradition for seniors to recommend and guide newcomers to participate in the Poetry Club? How come it's not working in Baidi?"

   "Just give Baidi a hat when you come up, what kind of capital power, why do you bow to the traffic, his status is nothing to do with you!"

   "The success of the classic rich second generation depends on the family, right?"

  Baidi's fundamentals are too stable, his popularity has always been very good, and his personal image has no problem, so there are many supporters, and nonsense voices are suppressed.

  At this moment, Lin Zhibai suddenly remembered a joke:

  They say you better have a nuclear bomb when you have one!

  They say that when you are traffic, you better have traffic!

   Otherwise, the rhythm of this wave will be one sided, and Lin Zhibai will really lose the favor of many passers-by. After all, there are many people in this world. They naturally hate the rich and naturally like to follow the black.

   At this time.

  The phone rang.

   Unknown number.

Lin Zhibai connected, and a somewhat familiar voice came from the opposite side, the other party was full of apology, "Xiao Lin, I'm sorry, I didn't expect that inviting you to the poetry meeting would cause such a big reaction from those people. It's your turn, I owe it to you, or you can just refuse that side, so that they will embarrass you at the poetry meeting when you can, and this group of people will work together to target you. You are not easy to resist, after all There will be a live broadcast at that time, as for that old guy Ge Wu, he has some conflicts with me, and he will be motivated after knowing that you are my recommended candidate..."

  Old lady Zhao?

It is estimated that he got his mobile phone number from the principal, and even apologized to himself, Lin Zhibai smiled and said: "This matter has nothing to do with you, Mrs. Zhao, it should be that some people want to target me, so I found a comparison It’s just a rhythmic excuse, since I have agreed to this poetry meeting, I will definitely participate, what I am least afraid of is being targeted and embarrassing.”

   "You have to think about it."

  Old lady Zhao worried: "I may not be able to protect you then."

  Old lady Zhao really loves talents, and thinks that Lin Zhibai's talent has great potential and should be developed in the literary world, but she still underestimated how xenophobic those people are now, for fear that a big star will come in and **** their cake.

  Someone may be targeting Lin Zhibai behind this incident.

But at the same time, Mrs. Zhao understood that it was essentially because many literati naturally resisted Lin Zhibai's identity to come in, so they got together and took the lead together. That's all.

"it does not matter."

  Lin Zhibai didn't want to integrate into the literary circle much.

  With the system in place, Lin Zhibai himself can be part of a circle.

   Moreover, Lin Zhibai's circle is bigger than Qinzhou's literary world and even the entire Blue Star literary world!

  After hanging up the phone.

  Lin Zhibai found out that the matter had become a complete mess, because those few literary celebrities bombarded him, and countless netizens were bombarded!

   That Alei just launched a dynamic bombardment of himself is not enough.

  ya actually went to Aite Baidi's account again and said: "It is said that our big stars are very good at matching pairs. I have a couplet and please enlighten me, [The bull's head is happy with the dragon's horns]."

  The irony of this couplet is very strong.

  Even an old man who doesn’t understand couplets can tell that Ah Lei is in Black and White Emperor, and his comment area is suddenly lively:

   "Hahaha take the bamboo shoots!"

   "What a minotaur horn!"

   "Sarcasing him with the couplets that Baidi is best at, absolutely!"

"Comfortable!"

   "Teacher A Lei is very talented in writing!"

   "You misunderstood, this is Kua Baidi."

   "I've already participated in the poetry meeting, isn't it just about to give birth to dragon horns?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

  Alei's fans were overjoyed, but Lin Zhibai was not angry, but a little puzzled, is this Alei serious, using couplets to mock me?

  Give you face?

  Lin Zhibai responded by typing casually: "Why did the dog's mouth spit out ivory?"

   Wow!

  As soon as Baidi's response came out, Ah Lei's fans seemed to be strangled by someone, and suddenly fell silent.

  Has the mouth of a dog ever spit out ivory?

  Bai Di clearly gave the second line of "the bull's head is happy to give birth to the dragon's horn", and the lethality is far stronger than that of A Lei, so he directly scolded him for not being able to spit out ivory from his dog's mouth!

"Depend on!"

   Alley in front of the computer suddenly went dark.

  I just satirized you, why do you curse people directly!

   Unfortunately, Ah Lei couldn't tell the problem, because Bai Di was scolding himself, and at the same time he got his own Shanghai couplet correct!

   Now it's the turn of the netizens who support Baidi to be happy.

   "Poof!"

   "Baidi is awesome!"

   "Can you still play like this?"

  "I often scold people for not being able to spit out ivory. I never thought that this is a wonderful second line!"

   "Aleigh is really in a daze!"

   "Using couplets to satirize Emperor Bai?"

   "The level of Baidi's couplets is that you can touch porcelain?"

   "Why don't Ah Lei's fans stop shouting?"

   "Probably because dogs really can't spit out ivory."

   "..."

  After Lin Zhibai replied, he planned to call it a day and go out for a couple of laps, but it didn’t work out, that Xin Zhao couldn’t help but complain to Ah Lei:

   "Your second line is really insulting to the gentlemen, extremely vulgar, this poem will, [idle people are not allowed to enter, virtuous people are allowed to enter]!"

   Xin Zhao fans understand.

"This is good!"

   "Teacher Xin Zhao is still elegant!"

   "It's a pity that Teacher Zhao Xin didn't go to the Poetry Fair this year!"

   "Yeah, Mr. Zhao Xin didn't receive the invitation, but a celebrity went instead!"

   "I love poetry, and I don't know any celebrities at all, but I have studied all the works of Teacher Zhao Xin repeatedly!"

   Good guy.

   So the Poetry Association did not invite you?

  Then what are you doing here?

   Still playing with me with homophonic stems, I don’t know that homophonic stems will deduct money...

  Okay, no more deductions.

  Lin Zhibai crackled and typed: "It's a pity that this poem will be [The thief will come to the future]."

  Xin Zhao fans: "..."

   This second line is as easy to understand as the upper line.

   And Xin Zhao almost spit out a mouthful of old blood after seeing this second line.

  I say you are an idler!

  You say I'm a thief! ?

  I punch you and you give me two kicks?

  What did I steal from me, cheating the world?

  You still leave this way, what kind of way do you have?

   But couplets are the thing, since you take the initiative to satirize others, you are betting that others will not be right, if you are scolded by people with couplets, you deserve it, so Xin Zhao directly retreated and pretended to be dead.

Ha ha ha ha!

  Baidi fans are extremely excited!

   Netizens are gathering more and more, calling it wonderful!

"come!"

"Keep going!"

"no Zuo no Die!"

   "Why do you have nothing to provoke him? It's okay to provoke him, don't use couplets!"

   "Do you know what is called the king of the king!"

   "Isn't this more exciting than the couplet competition?"

   "Hahahaha, the literati's couplets are really interesting, and they don't use dirty words when swearing!"

   "Bai Di is too brave, one-to-two wins easily!"

   "Couple, the Baidi is brave and invincible!"

  This time it was An An's turn to be impatient, Ah Lei and Xin Zhao were both defeated, so I have to work harder!

  She issued a couplet:

   "A manting arm to block a car, a fierce tiger Feng He, how brave is an ordinary man-in my opinion, Mr. A Lei and Mr. Zhao Xin are blunt, the countless fans who are not afraid of you are the real heroes!"

  Are?

  Xin Zhao?

   Really a hero?

  Lin Zhibai didn't even think about it, so he replied directly to An An: "Ants walk along the locust tree, gnats shake the tree, and the fool pretends to be the roost."

   The fool pretends to be the roost! ?

   Another extremely exciting second line!

  An'an sighed, and didn't want to read the comments, so she just turned off the computer, out of sight, out of mind!

  Are too!

  What kind of couplet rhythm!

   This thing really can't beat Baidi!

   But when the netizens saw that An An didn't say anything, they felt regretful. After chasing and cursing a few words, they started to say:

   "Where's Ah Lei, Xin Zhao and An An's leading brother?"

   "Ge Wu!"

"come out faster!"

   "Fair with Baidi too!"

"that is!"

   "Your family must be tidy!"

   "I seem to remember that Ge Wu is also a master of couplets."

   "Come, come, come!"

   "I just want to see if any of you can win Baidi once today!"

  Be reasonable.

  Ge Wu wanted to play dead.

  Although I haven't watched Baidi's couplet contest, I have heard of the name "Yan Suo Pond Willow" and know that he is a king-level figure.

But the voices of netizens are so loud, and it seems that the whole network is watching the rhythm now. Ge Wu is a little bit unable to get off the stage and is blocked, but he also has some confidence in his heart, so that's right, who is afraid of whom? Simply Aite Baidi said:

   "Two apes cut a mountain, this monkey will also saw!"

  His upline is ruthless enough, Baidi not only has to fight neatly, but also has to swear back fiercely, otherwise he will be considered a loser!

   "Hahaha, this is ruthless!"

   "It has to be the boss!"

   "Ge Lao is also a master of the pair!"

   "Really think that Baidi is invincible against his opponent?"

   "Ge Lao is mighty!"

   "Old Ge, kill him!"

  Ge Wu's fans screamed excitedly.

  However, this excitement only lasted for less than half a minute, and Baidi's response came, and he scolded even harder:

   "How can a horse get its hooves when it's stuck in the mud!"

   Instantly!

  All the onlookers had an orgasm!

   "Wonderful!"

   "This second line is invincible!"

   "Isn't Ge Wu alone now?"

   "An An, Xin Zhao and A Lei who were with him all ran away!"

   "The key point is that he still dares to hoof!"

   "Hahahaha, the so-called hoof is actually a question, which is a homonym!"

   "It's like the pair of saws in the first couplet, but it's actually a homonym of the couplet!"

"Cool!"

   "It turns out that Baidi is not only invincible against pairs, but also invincible when he curses people with pairs!"

Depend on!

  Too ruthless!

   Can this call people autistic?

   Ge Wu's fans have stopped talking.

  Ge Wu in front of the computer shook even more. He is also a famous figure in the literary world, but today he was scolded as a "brute"!

  I just satirized you as a monkey!

  He typed angrily and sprayed back: "Who says a dog dares to bully a tiger!"

  Lin Zhibai's internet speed is quite fast, he turned on 5G, and replied in seconds: "An Zhiyu won't become a dragon?"

  Ge Wu's breath began to fluctuate, and his asthma almost failed on the spot, but at this moment, the Baidi actually chased after him:

   "Isn't he old and thinks he's old?"

   This is clearly an upper couplet, and it also has a strong sense of irony. If Ge Wu can't sarcasm back, just fighting is meaningless!

  Think, think, think!

   Ge Wu couldn't help sweating anxiously, racking his brains.

  But after a few minutes, there was still no second line. Instead, Lin Zhibai felt bored and typed, ending the farce:

   "Being a scholar without talent!"

  Ge Wu's asthma finally broke out. It took a long time to inhale the nebulizer before he recovered, but his eyes were terribly red.

   He lost.

  The loss was extremely miserable.

  In the end, because he couldn’t answer the second line of Baidi, the other party gave him a hard time with the sentence "Being a scholar without talent", and by the way, he gave the second line to himself!

   But the netizens have been turned over by the show!

   "Talking against the Confucians, a bunch of literati all kneel!"

   "As for the pairing, Baidi is really invincible in Qinzhou. The last sentence [become a scholar without talent] is really suitable for the scene where Ge Wu can't match the second line!"

"yes!"

   "Ge Wu'an, Alei, Zhao Xin came out of the Shanglian, Baidi all counterattacked perfectly, but his Shanglian, the old man, had no countermeasures!"

   "I love Baidi to death!"

   "Now I still think that Baidi is not worthy of going to the poetry meeting? Yes, it's not as elegant as poetry, but if you don't have talent, you can't play to the level of Baidi!"

   "Followed!"

   "I didn't fall in love with Baidi because of his music, but I was completely conquered because of his pairs!"

   "Today I have seen how ruthless the scolding of literati is!"

   "Baidi doesn't use dirty words in the whole process, he doesn't have a certain level, if he can only swear by shrews, he loses!"

   "In the future, no one will dare to have a couplet with Baidi! He is the king of the king! I didn't know that Baidi had such a violent side before, and he likes me so much!"

  The main force of spraying Baidi has all dispersed.

   Then Lin Zhibai was surprised to find that the number of his fans started to skyrocket, reaching 60 million in a blink of an eye.

   "Is it so powerful against a pair?"

Lin Zhibai was stunned for a moment, but he understood the reason in an instant. I'm afraid it's not just a problem with the pair, but also because his account is usually too low-key, and he doesn't post any daily news. It is high enough, and the content is quite explosive, so so many people pay attention.

   Not like those stars.

  I post some daily photos to the Internet every now and then, and occasionally reply to messages from fans in the front row.

  Of course, those celebrity accounts have a dedicated operation team, even if they reply to fans, it may not be operated by the celebrity himself.

   And after the main force of spraying oneself dispersed.

  Lin Zhibai found that there were only a few elites left in the literary world, as well as some unwilling opponents and fans who were still chattering, but he didn't continue to pay attention, anyway, he was already happy.

   This wave is a big win!

   And this couplet battle was frantically reported by major media soon after:

   "Baidi Tongue Confucian Confucianism!" "

  "Ge Wu Ah Lei Zhao Xin An An fiasco! "

   "White Emperor! King of Kings! "

   "The literati pen is like a knife? Baidi couplet is the fastest knife! "

  "Many celebrities in the literary world questioned Baidi's qualifications to participate in the Poetry Conference! "

   "Couple to the invincible Baidi, what is the level of poetry?" "

   "After the war of words against the Confucians, the whole network pays attention to the trip of the Baidi Poetry Club! "

  There is no Zhuge Liang in this world.

  However, Lin Zhibai forcibly created the Blue Star version of the scene of "Talking against Confucians"!

   Against the King of Kings!

  This is Baidi's new title, which sounds much more domineering than "Lunar New Year Song Patriarch" and "Divine Comedy Patriarch".

  But Lin Zhibai couldn't laugh or cry, as if a cheap voice appeared in his mind:

   "I am the champion of the seven provinces and the general staff, and I am known as the king of the king of the king!"

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  ps: There are basically no couplet plots in the back, let’s write poems next, but don’t worry everyone, there will be no plots like writing countless poems at once in the previous book, this time we pursue the appropriateness and naturalness of the plot.

  (end of this chapter)