Freelance Artist

  Chapter 347 You are so poisonous!

  The second line can only be cannon fodder in this show?

  Listening to the last speech of the giant panda Fan Fan, Lin Zhibai blinked his eyes. Whether he is Baidi or Chuci's vest, he is currently a second-tier...

   And with the panda uncovered.

  The second round of competition has officially begun.

   The second round is still to draw lots to determine the order of appearance.

  Xiao Yuyue said nothing and didn’t want to take the draw, “I’m so unlucky today, Mr. Baibian Xingjun, come here!”

"Fine."

  Lin Zhibai stretched out his hand and pulled out a ball from the box held by the staff.

   Shua.

  The number of the small ball was displayed, and Xiao Yuyue was instantly confused, "Why is it number one again!"

   "Maybe I'm really poisonous."

  Lin Zhibai was also a little speechless, and he was drawn twice in a row to play No. 1. What kind of luck is this?

   That's all.

  Come on stage.

  Lin Zhibai walked out of the lounge slowly.

on site.

  The host Huang Li smiled and said: "The results of the second round of lottery have come out, which is very coincidental, because the first one to appear is our Teacher Variety Star!"

  Pfft!

  Seeing that Mr. Variety Star made his debut again, the guessing group burst into laughter!

  Li Xiaole slapped his thigh straight: "I'll just say he's poisonous, and he got such a bad order of appearance for two consecutive rounds!"

  Tian Wei also laughed: "Maybe this is the retribution for cheating too many people?"

  Han Bo grinned from ear to ear: "Hahahahahahahaha Master Baibian Xingjun's luck is really poisonous!"

  Among countless laughter.

  Master Variety stood in the center of the stage calmly.

next moment.

  The big screen on the stage displayed the title of the song that Mr. Variety will sing next.

  Three words: "You are poisonous"!

  The on-site guessing group was taken aback for a moment, and then burst into more violent laughter!

   "What!"

   "If you say you are poisonous, why don't you sing "You Are Poisonous"?"

   "What the hell!"

   "I am convinced!"

   "I'm really convinced!"

   "As expected of you!"

  The audience burst into laughter instantly after seeing it!

  Brother, can you be a little serious!

   Hello, what the **** is poison!

   This Variety Star is too skinny!

   "This is such a bad song title, the last one is also, "So I Didn't Wash My Hair", the name of the song is too abstract!"

   "Another original song!?"

"Isn't this the hot search in the first issue? Both Zhou Hanjin and Li Xiao, Aite Zhang Xiyang complained about him being poisonous. This guy's two songs in this issue are actually related to the hot search after the end of the first issue, so this song He just created it based on popular searches in the past few days? The creative talent is a bit amazing!"

   "Rely on popular searches to provide inspiration for writing songs, right?"

   "After singing the last song, the guessing group also said that Mr. Variety Star is poisonous, but I didn't expect you to admit it. I will give 101 points to this wave of self-deception. I won't be afraid of his pride if I get an extra point!"

   "Whose voice do you think he will sing with this time?"

   "Continue Lin Shouzhuo?"

   "This guy sings, his voice is ever-changing, no one can tell!"

  The concert hasn't started yet.

   Light is a song title.

   Everyone burst out laughing at the scene!

  The atmosphere reached a climax!

  Lin Zhibai felt a little happy when he heard the laughter from the audience. This feeling was quite good. He turned his head and nodded slightly to the band.

   Band received.

  The lights dimmed.

  The laughter at the scene gradually died down.

  Although the title of the song is really funny, in the final analysis, we still need to listen to the quality of the song. If it is only funny, then the audience will obviously not buy it. After all, this is a highly professional stage!

  In the prelude.

  Lin Zhibai raised the microphone and finally started his singing. This time he used Zhou Hanjin’s voice. Anyway, he used it once before. The most important thing is that Zhou Gewang’s voice is very suitable for this song:

   "You said I was cheating so you couldn't leave."

   "You said I was selfish and only cared about my own love."

   "A heavy rain came with a strong wind."

   "I almost fell over by swinging from side to side."

   This song is one of the famous works of the former song **** Jacky Cheung.

  Jacky Cheung's level, even in Qinzhou, is definitely at the level of a singer.

  And this song is a little playful and a little funny. It is obviously about the sadness in love, but it is not so bitter and bitter.

   Very happy!

Very comfortable!

very special!

   Li Xiao in the audience couldn't laugh or cry: "Why is it Lao Zhou's voice again, because it was Lao Zhou who first complained about Zhang Xiyang being too vicious?"

  The singing continues.

   "Fortunately, I still have a little skill."

   "You can't touch my fatal spot."

   "Mao Shang, you have no choice but to think that you deserve it."

   "You look like you are dragging, you really have a bad heart."

  Here we go.

  The refrain is coming!

  Master Variety suddenly looked at the guessing group.

   "You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous~"

   "The more you talk, the more outrageous you are!"

   "The more I listen, the more confused I become!"

  Li Xiao: "..."

  Yingwei: “…”

  Tian Wei: "..."

  Han Bo: "..."

  The guessing group is really dumbfounded, what kind of song is this!

  The more you talk, the more outrageous you become, and the more you listen, the more confused you become?

  Obviously your voice is getting more and more outrageous the more we listen to it, the more confused we become!

   Immediately.

  Lin Zhibai looked at the audience again. The audience couldn't see his expression under the mask, but they were definitely winking with satisfaction in their imagination:

   "You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous~"

   "Killed and refused to admit defeat!"

   "Still pretending not to care!"

  The audience laughed until they couldn't straighten up!

  The lyrics of this song directly bring out the effect of the program!

  Especially the sentence "You are so poisonous" is so magical and brainwashing!

  Among countless laughter.

  Master Variety is not over yet.

   "You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous~"

   "Please tell me clearly!"

   "I'm going to gnaw your bones off!"

  backstage.

  The Frog Prince asked the sky in silence.

   Obviously you should explain it to me, right?

  Why are you stealing my voice to sing again? It’s almost the same if I gnaw on your bones!

on the stage.

  Master Variety is still singing.

   "You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous~"

   "Get bullied every time!"

   "Be careful, I will retaliate!"

   Also in the background, under the Tibetan mastiff mask, the corners of Zhang Xiyang's eyes twitched wildly.

   Get lost!

  Who is this!

   It should be our revenge on you!

   Obviously you are bullying me!

  The lyrics of Baibianxingjun's "You Are Poison" seem to be about love, but the audience, other singers, and even the guessing group feel that these lyrics seem to give everyone the connotation!

   Happily.

   This song is not just funny!

   At the same time, it is also very nice!

  When Variety Star sang for the second time, the audience was already dancing, especially when the second chorus came, and many audiences even learned to sing along:

   "You are poisonous!"

   "You are poisonous!"

   "You are so poisonous!"

  The replacement singer in the backstage squirted and almost fainted.

   This Variety King is so unreasonable in playing cards, that he actually led the audience to put that "you are so poisonous"?

  You are really poisonous!

  Now everyone suspects that you are Lin Shouzhuo!

   Now that you are singing such a song again, after the show is over, how should I deal with myself, the rhythm of the Variety Star King pitting death for life is this!

finally.

  Variable Star sang to the end: "You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are bullied every time, be careful, I will take revenge..."

   Also in the background.

  The replacement singer Cuckoo said strangely: "I'm so worried that Mr. Baibian Xingjun will be retaliated when he reveals his face..."

   You are so poisonous.

   Who is poisonous?

   This song made the audience laugh like crazy. In fact, the song itself is not very funny, but who made the hot search in front of it, and today the guests have been complaining about the poison of Variety Star?

   Once this song fits the scene, it is very funny.

   So much so that when Mr. Variety finished singing, the audience hadn't been relieved yet, and they all burst out laughing.

   "Too awesome!"

"When I knew he wasn't Zhang Xiyang, I was a little disappointed, so I didn't vote for him on the stage, but now I find myself starting to like him. Although this guy likes to mess around, he really has something. This song It's so interesting!"

"yes!"

   "I also like him now, not because of who he is or who he looks like, I like Lord Variety himself!"

   "I want to know more and more about who exactly is Mr. Variety Star!"

   "Either let's stop voting for him and let him reveal himself directly!"

   "Hahahaha, you are so poisonous!"

   "This guy really likes to play pranks, all kinds of pranks, and teasing people, but you can say that he is fooling around, but you can't say that he only knows how to fool around!"

   "Fast forward to the time when Lord Variety revealed his face, Zhou Han and Zhang Xiyang rushed over to beat him up!"

  The audience roared.

   All kinds of jokes.

  But it's all good intentions.

  The image of Mr. Variety is very pleasing!

  Especially this song, this performance, no audience doesn't like it!

   "Please vote for..."

  The host Huang Li walked onto the stage, smiling and reminding everyone to vote, but before the word "vote" was finished, the audience picked up the voting machines issued to them by the program group and voted frantically.

   Swish Swish Swish.

  Although I don’t know how many votes this song will get, judging from the audience’s reaction, it will definitely get a lot of votes in the end!

   When voting closes.

  Li Xiao couldn't help standing up: "Everyone, I have an impulse right now, and that is to rush up and take off his mask..."

   "Hahahahahahaha, took it off and found that he is Zhou Hanjin?"

  The host Huang Li took over.

  Han Bo immediately said: "That's right, he didn't rule out the suspicion of Zhou Hanjin!"

   "Zhou Han would have been beaten by me if he wanted to be so mean." Li Xiao groaned and shook her wrist, but the next moment she laughed:

   "Okay, very strong, very strong, Mr. Baibian Xingjun, you are not an ordinary person, veteran singer?"

   "I'm very young."

  Lin Zhibai deliberately answered in Zhou Hanjin's voice, and even the tone was exactly the same.

   "Ah, you might as well use a voice changer!"

  Li Xiao covered her ears.

  Other masked singers use voice changers!

  Only this Mr. Variety Star is so awesome that he doesn’t need a voice changer at all!

   Whoever sings with their voice speaks in that voice, driving everyone crazy!

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ps: Everyone should have guessed this song. Regarding the song selection of "The King of Masked Singer", Wubai hopes to combine the plot as much as possible, so Mao Buyi's "So I Didn't Wash My Hair" was chosen last time. Although the song It is relatively niche, but the hardest part of entertainment is to choose songs, because the ones that are too popular are badly written, but the ones that are not popular seem a bit private. Do you hope that the selection of songs in the future will be acceptable to the general public or the minority? ? Of course, it is inconvenient for me to choose niche songs and write the ranking too high...

  (end of this chapter)