Funeral, what should I do if I reincarnate as a demon?

Although she was very reluctant, if she didn't want to use magic to attack the treasure chest monster, Fulilian had to compromise with him temporarily.

The reason why she didn't use magic was that she was worried that she would be in trouble if she used magic in this narrow space, so she didn't want to use this trick before it was absolutely necessary.

And Fulilian's fear of the dark and her twisting buttocks made people feel particularly interesting just by looking at her, which made Ash want to hit her twice more.

But hitting her more was afraid that it would be troublesome to deal with it later, so he, who hated trouble, temporarily put down this impulse.

Just like that, he stretched out his hands, pulled up the girl's legs from behind, and pulled them out like pulling a carrot, trying to forcibly take Fulilian back from the treasure chest monster's mouth.

But after just pulling it hard, Fulilian screamed in pain: "——Wait, wait a minute! It hurts! It really hurts! It will break! I will break in two!"

"... That's your own problem. Even if you want to gamble, you should cut it with a knife first to see what happens, right?"

"Many precious ancient magic books may be damaged by a slight vibration. What if you cut it with a knife and it breaks!?"

"... You can still talk back to me now? Do you really know what's wrong with you??"

"Anyway, get me out quickly, it's really scary in here!"

At this time, Fulilian, who originally had some sense of a three-no girl, was unusually easy to bully, just like a child.

This made him feel that it was a pity to let it out directly... But it was not a big deal to keep pulling it, and the other party's attitude was also very good, so there was no need to continue teasing.

So he simply transformed into a warrior, walked to the front, grabbed the mouth of the treasure chest monster with both hands, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and pulled it hard.

Accompanied by a crash! With the sound of tearing cloth, the big mouth of the treasure chest monster was forcibly torn open.

This made Fulilian, who was still stepping on the treasure chest monster with her legs, pull herself out with all her strength and then "flew" out.

After a short period of levitation, she fell hard on the ground, in pain, and couldn't speak for a while.

And the disgusting look of the monster's saliva on the head made Ash keep a certain distance from it without making a sound.

"So disgusting... so painful... so uncomfortable..." Fulilian was alone on the ground, with her head drooping, complaining with a sad face, and tidying up her messed up hair.

During this process, she stared at Ash with tears in her eyes, and he felt a little uncomfortable looking at her: "What? What do you think of your benefactor?"

"... Just now, you hit me, right?"

"No."

Facing this girl who was suddenly different from usual and full of resentment, he silently turned his eyes away and pretended not to see it, and didn't intend to admit it at all.

Seeing this, Fulilian narrowed her eyes: "No! It's you!"

"Don't talk nonsense, I saved you, okay?"

"And...what did you call me just now?"

Recalling that he was watching the fun and complaining on the side when she was just swallowed, Fulilian sat up straight and stared at him intently.

"Did I say anything?"

"...You are already an old man."

"What's wrong with this?"

"You actually said I was old again..." Fulilian turned her head and stared at him: "Third time is better than the next time - no! This time is the third time!"

"Huh? What? What third time?"

"You said I was an old woman twice before!"

"Did you?"

"Yes!" Fulilian nodded vigorously with certainty.

This made him speechless: "What are you counting on such an insignificant matter? Are you so vindictive?"

"Wait a moment, I'll show you how powerful I am..."

"What do you want to do..."

Looking at the girl who seemed to be planning something, Ash unconsciously raised his vigilance and was ready to run away at the slightest change.

The next moment...

"Woo... woo wow wow wow~!"

"Huh? W-what???"

Noticing that she had finished planning, Ash had already stepped back two steps, but the wailing behind him made him freeze in place, and he looked back blankly.

The girl who had just vowed to teach him a lesson was now hugging her knees and crying loudly in the corner.

He was so confused that he stopped running away unconsciously. He was dumbfounded for a long time before he looked at Volame who appeared at the side without knowing when, and also looked surprised, and asked: "What is she doing..."

"I don't know, you are more familiar with each other, right? What's going on?"

"You ask me, who should I ask? You are the master, you can comfort her?"

"... You made her cry, I don't care."

Volame obviously didn't want to be entangled, and left on her own after saying this.

This made him stand there, not knowing whether to leave or not. He held his forehead with one hand and pondered for a long time, and then he couldn't help but flick her long ears: "Fulilian, I was wrong... I won't say you are old in the future, okay?"

Although he was forced to give in, Fulilian shook his hand away and cried even louder.

This forced him to give up and simply wanted to leave the area first, but who would have thought that the other party would follow him like this... Even crying while walking, so she could only ignore this strange guy by reading a book.

And this process——lasted for three days and three nights. She cried until her tears dried up, but she still didn't feel like stopping.

"Think of something quickly, it's all your fault, right?"

The crying that didn't stop for three days made Volame cover his ears in pain and urge.

Even Celia, who lived in the deep and had never come out, was annoyed by the crying that kept echoing in the ruins. She came out and looked at him sideways, issuing an ultimatum:

"If you don't fix it, I'll throw her and you out together."

"I didn't cry, why did you also..."

"——It's all your fault!"

"But I...ah, forget it..."

He still wanted to defend himself, but in the end, he simply carried Fulilian on his shoulders and left here quickly, hoping to avoid being unable to stay here because of her.

There was no other way. There were only three people in the ruins except himself.

One of them was made to cry by him, and the other two are still blaming him. If he doesn't deal with this guy who doesn't know why he's crying so miserably, he probably won't be able to come back.

But... I just left the ruins and saw the sky outside.

The girl he carried on his shoulders stopped crying as soon as he put her on the grass, and raised her head with her hands on her chest, showing a smug smile that was completely different from her usual expressionless state:

"Huh~ How is it? Do you know how powerful I am?"

"..."

What's wrong with this guy? Can I beat her? Can I? Of course I can! ——Watching her stop crying in an instant and her rapid emotional change from sadness to joy, Ash was confused and his eyes were twitching slightly, and his fists were unconsciously hardened.

.......

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(PS: Since Fulilian is always three-no, let me say this... This is not a second setting. I forgot whether there is this memory in the anime and I don’t remember it, but it is mentioned in the comics. If you say Fulilian is old three times, she will cry loudly for three days and three nights, which directly scares the brave team half to death.

Maybe for her, when humans say she is old, it is like a baby who has just learned to talk and suddenly calls you old... That feeling?)

The Buried Fulilian·Thousand Years to the Present: Chapter 28 Differences in Concepts

Ash can no longer control his desire to beat people, but Fulilian keenly notices his clenched fist.

But she is not afraid at all, and puts away her smile, solemnly warning: "What's wrong? You still want to attack me? Ash."

"What? You still think I don't..."

"If you do it now, I will cry for another three days."

Without any sense of threat and oppression, Fulilian just stretched her head slightly, expressionless and stern, and gave a strange warning.

But just thinking about being tortured by this crying for another three days made Ash's raised hand freeze in the air for a while before slowly lowering it.

He just pressed on Fulilian's head, rubbed it hard, and showed a slightly twisted smile:

"I'm not saying you... you, look a little bit older, okay? What kind of threat is this? Or are you a child in spirit?"

"... again." Fulilian stared at him expressionlessly.

"Hey, why are you counting again?"

"What's wrong?"

"... Are you threatening me?"

"No, this is a warning. Three times is the limit. Two more times, you know."

"........ You win."

"Then move your hand away quickly."

Facing his retreat, Fulilian was immediately proud and slapped his hand away directly.

He was unwilling to be defeated in this way, but... there was really nothing he could do to her.

After all, this guy should be much older, but he was able to put down his face and cry for three days and three nights, which made him a little weak.

"Haa... Forget it, I don't want to care about you, I'm going to study..."

The raised hand was forced to be put down, and he turned back in depression, but Fulilian was not afraid of irritating him at all, and followed him without keeping a distance.

After that, the four people stayed in the ruins for about a month, and Ash packed his bags again and left here temporarily with Fulilian and Volame.

Of course, he also carried a new magic book, and if you ask why he didn't stay...

There was no way, Celia preferred to be in a daze alone, and she might not be willing to teach even if she pestered him, but Volame was willing to teach, so he naturally chose to follow.

..........................

When the group came back and visited Celia, who was like a lonely old man, guarding the house alone, it was three years later.

Although his appearance has not changed for so many years, people should be suspicious of Ash, but Celia also helped him to cover his identity.

Although she just found a random excuse, saying that she released an experimental magic of eternal youth on him; because it was an experiment and only succeeded once, and it happened to succeed on him, so he could always look like a teenager.

Although it was never used again, it was said that the success rate was too low, but because it was Celia who said it, naturally no one would doubt him.

Just watching Ash flipping through his own collection of books and "updating" the books again, Celia couldn't hold back her mouth, and couldn't help but question on the throne:

"Ash, you...are you the kind of person who believes that whoever feeds you is your mother?"

"I just like knowledge."

"I am your master, right?"

"What does it matter? Since Volame and Frillian both have magic that I don't know and are willing to teach me, I am willing to learn it, isn't it a win-win situation?"

"What do you mean by win-win situation? You win all the time. In the end, the order of seniority is messed up, you bastard!" Celia raised her hand and threw a book at me without thinking.

But he caught it right away, put it in his bag, and said helplessly: "If you don't teach me, what can I do?"

"I didn't say I won't teach you, but I just taught you last time. Can't you wait for a while?"

"A while? Fifty years?"

"Thirty years, I want to be alone before that."

"...Then I might as well find Volame."

"Just thirty years, you can't wait?"

"Just thirty years..."

Celiai knew that he was a demon and didn't care about thirty years, but he didn't know how to correct her strange view of time, at least he couldn't just wait for thirty years.

But Ash now understood that it would be impossible to correct this without some time, so he was too lazy to argue with her about this.