Funny concubine: Evil king spoils his wife so much

"Let's ask the imperial concubine to make a question first -" Jun Wuxie bowed with both hands and was polite.

At the moment of hanging his head, a trace of cunning crossed his evil purple pupil: he wanted to see what tricks the little witch could play? He will wait and see——

"Lord, please listen. The first question is a bull and a cow. Guess three words. "

Ouyang ziyue smiled darkly, with two faint pear vortices on his face.

If she had horns on her head, she would be an incomparable little red devil.

"What's the problem? I've never heard of it before. It's interesting. Let me guess. "

As soon as he finished, Jun Wuxie fell into meditation.

Ouyang ziyue stared at his evil face, and his heart was straight——

Why can a man look so beautiful? It's like coming out of a picture.

Look at his flashes of eyelashes that he thought, and wow! Well, it's longer than the Maybelline mascara. And warping!

Ouyang ziyue unconsciously stretched out his hand: I really want to touch it and feel the real touch.

However, at this time, Jun Wuxie suddenly raised his head.

"Ben Wang knows --"

Ouyang ziyue was so frightened that she withdrew Xiaoyu's hand and held it tightly in her arms, covering up her embarrassment with a light cough: "cough... Lord, you said you know, what's the answer?"

"Calf."

Ouyang ziyue was so angry that he almost fainted.

Calf?

He deserves to be a coyote. Even the answer is so rogue

She helplessly helped her forehead: "wrong, the answer should be two cows..."

"Why is the king's answer wrong, calf? A bull and a cow together, of course, can give birth to a calf! " The gentleman was really on the bar with her, pestered and asked, with innocent eyes flashing in his purple eyes.

"First of all, how do you know that the two cows are willing? In case, they don't want to... Er... What about that... So two cows are the right answer at any time. " Ouyang ziyue's forehead exuded fine sweat.

Explain this to ancient people. She is really the first person in history!

"Well, the king is willing to admit defeat!" Jun Wuxie stood up and was about to take off his clothes.

"You... What are you doing?" Ouyang ziyue saw that he had taken off to reveal his strong chest. He quickly covered his eyes with his hands and was so frightened that his tongue was entangled.

"Didn't Princess Ai say that? The loser will take off a piece of clothes. The king is fulfilling his promise! " Jun Wuye said very seriously.

It's really lifting a stone and hitting yourself in the foot!

Ouyang ziyue reluctantly put down her hand and just look! Just look and don't eat and keep her virgin!

As long as she doesn't take off all her clothes tonight, see how he succeeds! Hum!

"Princess, it's time for the king to make a question. Be careful!" Jun's innocent eyes drifted on the moon hanging high in the sky. "The first question is a simple one for the king. Why don't the princess write a poem with the moon as the title?"

Hehe, I really underestimate her Ouyang ziyue.

Ouyang ziyue's eyes were filled with joy: how many poems describe the moon since ancient times!

It's all handy. It's a piece of cake!

But on the surface, she pretended to be very sad and thinking hard, because she wanted to tease the arrogant, domineering and ignorant prince.