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A minute after Du Bin left, a small figure slowly entered the police station door.

She was wrapped in a coat, wearing sunglasses, and a white mask covering almost half of her face.

Walking hurriedly to Officer Li, she raised her head and asked nervously:”Is this Officer Li whom I contacted just now?”

“Yes it’s me. Officer Li smiled and said,”Girl, who are you?””

Suddenly, Officer Li thought of her identity!

Who else could she have contacted just now?

“oh! Are you a member of Brother Sunflower’s family? Or a friend?”

What’s going on? Brother Xiangkui didn’t come over?

It’s a bit confusing.

“I. The girl hesitated to speak, but finally summoned up the courage to speak out,”I am Brother Sunflower!””

“What! ?”

Officer Li’s eyes widened, Officer Zhu’s mouth opened wide, and the ballpoint pen in the hand of the policewoman responsible for recording fell to the ground with a clatter. Who dares to believe that Brother Xiangkui is actually a girl? What on earth is going on in this world

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“Let me take a look.”Officer Li pinched his eyebrows. What happened today was too bizarre.

“Your authority name is Brother Sunflower, Note Man, right?”

“Um.”The girl lowered her head in embarrassment

“During the prestige chat, you kept greeting the scammer. You were very warm-hearted and even got cheated out of five thousand, right?”

“Yes”

“Why! ?”

I don’t understand. Officer Li can’t figure it out. The water friends in the live broadcast room are also confused.”

“Brother Sunflower is a girl? She pretended to be a man and was chatting and falling in love with her aunt, and then she was cheated out of 5,000 yuan?”

“What kind of weird plot can still be like this?”

“Damn it, I’m laughing so hard. Just after the licking dog left, another girl came pretending to be a man. What evil has my aunt done?”

Everyone is curious about this incomprehensible girl.

“Excuse me, can we at”GoldenEye” interview you?”Gu Fei took two steps forward and asked the girl for her opinion.

The plot was so exciting that it was one link after another.

“Can you protect my privacy?”

Girls are thin-skinned and don’t want something like this to happen.

“certainly.”Gu Fei promised,”It’s summer in August, and you’re wrapped up like a rice dumpling, so you can’t even try to keep your privacy private.”

Girl, aren’t you hot?”

“Do not worry. On the side, Officer Li also assured,”Our police will keep your personal information strictly confidential!””

“Um.”The girl thought for a while and decided to express all the entanglements in her heart.

Don’t vomit or be unhappy, abandon the old, and then face a new life!

“Moderator, the situation is like this.”

When the girl was a child, her mother divorced because of her father’s domestic violence.

She has been living with her mother.

After entering high school, she found that she gradually rejected men, but she became more and more attracted to women of the same age.

Now she is in college and keeps up with all the boys. Distance.

When I heard this, the water friends felt like they were having fun. Ouch, what a hot topic!

In life, she is lonely and introverted, but online, she is a considerate and warm man. She greets girls and cares about them.

“Girls are the most beautiful creatures in the world.”

She feels happiness is living with a cute girl.

By chance, she met the girl pretended by the liar aunt.

A weak object who needs protection!

“Tears!”A group of singles on the Internet had mixed feelings and even wanted to cry. The plot of this fraud case has developed into a fantasy,”Is this okay?”

“He is caring and considerate. At best, he is called a warm man. But in fact, isn’t he just a licker? But why is Nuan Nan a girl?”

She played the role of Brother Sunflower, a warm man in Prestige.

Her aunt played the role of a weak girl, a little girl in Prestige.

So, the two swindlers met, and different sparks were created.

It was just that one deceived feelings, and the other deceived money..In the end, it ended with Brother Xiangkui being defrauded of 5,000 yuan.

“In fact, I am going to find an opportunity to confess to the other party that I am a woman. It would be best if they can accept it. It doesn’t matter if they can’t accept it.”

“Oh I see.”

It’s not convenient for Gu Fei to comment on the girl’s orientation. What can he say about this kind of thing?

“Unfortunately, the other party is a liar, a short and ugly 46-year-old woman!”Disgusting aunt, broke the girl’s fantasy about girls.

I’m afraid I’ll have nightmares for a few days.”

“Want to meet the criminal?”Officer Li was shocked. Brother Xiangkui turned into sister Xiangkui.

“No.”The girl resisted the urge to vomit,”She completely broke my fantasy. Maybe the perfect girl is all a lie!”

A girl says everything about girls is a lie, well… how desperate is this!

“There is no more Sunflower brother.”The girl raised her head and strengthened her belief,”I can no longer deceive myself. From now on, I will try my best not to exclude the opposite sex.”

“In fact, your domestically violent scumbag father is the culprit for your behavior. Gu Fei encouraged the girl and said,”Be brave. Now that you have taken the first step to step out of the shadow of a scumbag, the world is very beautiful.””

“Yeah. The sister of the policeman beside her also clenched her fists and encouraged her,”This is my sister’s phone number. If you encounter any difficulties in the future, you can call me. Don’t be afraid. Boys are not man-eating tigers.””

“Since sister, you like warm men, you should have more contact with warm men, right?”

The painting style has become weird again.

Netizens have also accepted this girl’s transformation.

At first, she was afraid of men!

Fortunately, the treatment has achieved initial results, and the girl is no longer afraid of men!

The person who played a key role turned out to be the swindler aunt ?

“Ah this? Who could have guessed in this plot that I would eat shit! I can’t wait to hear the truth come out!”

“Living in Bengbu, Brother Xiangkui is actually a girl! Still have a bunch of stories?”

“I was so moved that tears fell from my nose. Damn, I cried with laughter!”

“I almost forgot, GoldenEye is a positive people’s livelihood news program, but why do I want to laugh?”

This generation of netizens has turned into the shape of a golden eye.

After Gu Fei finished the interview, the female police officer took the girl inside to make notes and register information.

Although the girl left, the Internet was already in turmoil.

“Thank you, aunt, for using your ugliness to destroy all the fantasies a girl has about girls! Oh yeah, great news!”

“Auntie, the queen of fraud, an underground urban legend! Aunt YYDS!”

“My aunt has left the world, but the legend of her is still circulating in the world!”

A group of shameless people used different methods to”blow out” the liar Zhu Cuifang

“Brothers, there is a cute girl in the world now. Who will be the lucky one to end being single in the future?”

“Sure enough, girls are the most beautiful existences in the world”

“Speaking of girls, shit, the female anchor I follow was scolded and reported by Female Quan, and the live broadcast room was blocked, damn!”

However, this barrage did not stir up waves and was drowned by other massive barrages.

Not long after, the girl left the Xihang Police Station, accompanied by the policewoman.

Her identity has always been a mystery.

One minute after the girl left , an obscene figure quickly walked in from the police station door.

“Where is the girl! That girl in the live broadcast just now!!”

The pervert Doberman is back…

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