"You love me, I love you, MIXUE icecream & tea."
On Longhua Road in Dongcheng District, the magical brainwashing advertising song was played in a loop through the external speakers.
At the entrance of the MIXUE icecream & tea shop, a 2.5-meter-tall, white and fat lemon snow king puppet was showing off his dancing skills to the music.
Different from the silly image of shaking left and right and jumping on the spot in the past, this snow king puppet not only performed Michael Jackson's space slide on the street, but also reproduced the 45-degree forward lean 100%.
It attracted passers-by to stop and watch.
At the end of the song, the snow king puppet did a handsome backflip and ended perfectly.
Pa pa pa.
Applause broke out and the flash lights kept on.
During the lunch break, the snow king puppet came to the back kitchen of the milk tea shop, took off the big headgear, and revealed the delicate and handsome face inside.
It was Qin Nuo.
"The store's sales tripled in the morning, all thanks to you, young man. Come on, drink some milk tea, don't get tired."
The store manager came over with a smile and handed over a cup of milk tea.
"No big deal, I was practicing dancing even when I had a high fever of 60 degrees and slept only 30 minutes a day. Today is just a warm-up."
Qin Nuo took the milk tea, drank it all in one gulp, and then raised a thumbs up: "Mi Xue Bingcheng's milk tea is delicious!"
60 degrees high fever, your brain is not burned out, right?
The store manager's mouth twitched.
I wanted to praise the young man for dancing well. Which dance institution did he learn from? Can you introduce it?
He swallowed the words back and took out 200 yuan angrily: "This is today's daily salary. I will contact you if I need it in the future."
"Okay, then I'm leaving."
I thought I could give you more money, but it was a waste of words, poor bastard!
Qin Nuo, disappointed, quickly took off the puppet costume, stuffed it into the other party's hand and left.
As the saying goes, a penny can make a hero fall.
He missed the well-paid part-time job at the crematorium and had to do odd jobs to meet the tight living expenses.
However, the market is not good recently, and the treatment of most part-time jobs is not very good.
The pay for playing the puppet just now is considered relatively high.
Qin Nuo left the milk tea shop and was thinking about whether to go to Shaxian Hotel or Pengxiang Warrior for dinner later, when his cell phone rang.
The caller ID-Fu Xiaodie.
Qin Nuo pinched his throat and imitated the tone of the voice announcer to answer the phone: "The user you are calling is busy, please call again later."
"Later, your sister, this trick has been used last semester." Fu Xiaodie said unhappily.
"I am a man, I don't have a 'sister'."
"The call is recorded."
? ? ?
The little girl has learned to be smart.
Qin Nuo frowned and changed his tone back to normal: "What do you want to talk to me about?"
"Just to ask how your interview went."
"Do you want to hear a very real truth or a not-so-real truth?"
"Is there a difference? Tell me both."
After a few seconds of thinking, Qin Nuo organized his words: "Yesterday's interview was very successful. The person in charge of the crematorium admired me very much and cried and begged me not to leave, but I still refused."
"Haha, I believe it. What is the other truth?"
"On the way back, I encountered a midnight hearse. Fortunately, a demon with long flowing hair and a floral dress protected me the whole way, otherwise I would not be able to come back."
Fu Xiaodie on the other side of the microphone laughed dryly: "After not seeing you for a day, Qin Nuo, your ability to make up stories has obviously declined. A gentleman does not talk about strange things, there are no demons in the world."
Look, no one believes the truth these days.
"Let's not talk about these things. Where are you now? It sounds a bit noisy." Fu Xiaodie continued to ask.
"Longhua Road, checking my steps on WeChat."
"Then it's okay. Come with me to the Underwater World in the afternoon."
"Goodbye, there's nothing fun there."
"Oh, I'll treat you to a big meal at noon, but you're just wasting your time."
A treat?
Qin Nuo's eyes lit up immediately. If he could get a free lunch, he would definitely agree.
After agreeing on a meeting place, he skillfully pried open a shared bicycle and rode to his destination.
...
Half an hour later, in front of Long Shunfa Shopping Mall.
Fu Xiaodie, a young and beautiful girl wearing a light yellow sweater, light blue jeans, and brown leather boots, came late.
She looked around, looking for Qin Nuo's shadow.
"Don't look, I'm here."
The latter came out from some corner with two cups of milk tea in his hands.
"Nuo, the red bean flavor you like."
Fu Xiaodie widened her eyes and looked at Qin Nuo with disbelief.
In her impression, this guy is so stingy that he can break a one-dollar coin into two halves to use.I must bring a 5L water bottle every day, and fill it up at the public water dispenser in the school.
One bottle to school, one bottle after school.
The good name is to save water.
I almost never buy Kola, Fanta, Sprite.
Why did you change your mind today?
"The second cup is half price, plus the red envelope discount for new users on the MiTuan platform, two cups cost less than 1 yuan."
Qin Nuo stuffed the milk tea into Fu Xiaodie's hand and reminded her to drink it quickly.
Well, I thought you got it.
The two drank while walking, and then had lunch at a grilled fish restaurant.
During the meal, Qin Nuo asked Fu Xiaodie why she insisted on going to the underwater world.
But he didn't get the reason.
When they arrived by bus, they understood the reason.
"Is this the reason why you insisted on coming?"
Qin Nuo pointed to the promotional poster at the entrance of the underwater world.
On the huge poster, a yellow sponge and a pink starfish hold hands and dance around a green octopus.
The background is three buildings of peculiar styles - pineapples, stones, and Easter giant stone statues.
There is also a squirrel in a space suit on the roof of the house.
Yes, it is the long comic "SpongeBob SquarePants" created by Steve Hillenburg.
"Uh..." Fu Xiaodie's face flushed slightly, and she defended herself with a weak voice: "I am a girl after all. Is it a problem for a girl to like cute things? No problem.
And there is a preview ceremony this time, and I can see the "SpongeBob SquarePants" movie in advance."
You are a girl, but a sponge is not cute at all.
Qin Nuo glanced at the long queue in front of him and the many children who kept chirping.
He showed a look of pain in his balls.
No wonder he had to drag me along.
His head was buzzing with noise.
"Forget it, let's get in line."
"Well, then wait... can you help me get another limited edition Squidward doll? I'm embarrassed to fight with a kid."
Then I'll be embarrassed?
Qin Nuo squinted his eyes and glanced at Fu Xiaodie.
"Anyway, you're thick-skinned. When you were in elementary school, you carried an Ultraman Tiga backpack every day and often imitated the action of Specium's ray emission. You didn't seem shy."
"Okay, okay, stop talking, I'll go."
What a joke.
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