Chapter 72: Walnut: Send the Emperor to the sky beautifully, and let the Hall of Past Life flourish! Zhongli:?
Chapter 72: Walnut: Send the Emperor to the sky beautifully, and let the Hall of Past Life flourish! Zhongli:?
The guests of the entire tea stall couldn’t help but exclaim.
“What? Mr. Zhongli actually invited a guest!?”
“I heard you right, right? Mr. Zhongli wants to treat you!”
“How is that possible? What did that young man do to make Mr. Zhongli pay for it!?”
Day 11 The crowd was in an uproar.
The stall owners are stupid.
“Mr. Zhongli, are you saying that you want to pay for this young man?”
Zhongli nodded: “That’s right, just send me and his bill to the Afterlife Hall.”
At this time, the stall owner looked at Lin Yi in surprise, his face full of incredulity.
“Uncle, don’t forget your agreement.”
With that, Lin Yi followed Zhongli and left the three bowls of Hong Kong, leaving everyone with a surprised face.
“Boss, this is a big loss!”
“A year’s worth of tea is free!”
“I wanted to teach young people a lesson, but I didn’t expect to be taught a lesson by young people in turn.”
The other side.
Zhongli was full of thoughts along the way.
How do you feel that Lin Yi knows everything?
Not only know his identity, but also know his contract of suspended animation retirement.
This contract is clear only to him and the Empress of Solstice, and it is impossible for outsiders to know about it.
And Lin Yi doesn’t look like a solstice person, the most important thing is…
He actually couldn’t see through Lin Yi at all.
In other words, no matter how he looked at it, Lin Yi was like an ordinary person, without anything special.
That’s the weirdest thing.
An ordinary person, without the eye of God, and without any outstanding places, can know his identity?
This is impossible!
Those who can see through his identity are either demon gods or immortals who have fought side by side for many years.
Ordinary people don’t even have elemental power, how can they detect his identity? Could it be that Lin Yi hid his breath?
It can’t be that he is a dignified Morax, who doesn’t have the ability to see through Lin Yi, right? While Zhong Li was thinking, Lin Yi, who was following Zhong Li, was also thinking about something.
How about getting Zhongli to help record PV?
If only Mondstadt’s crooked bard was here, a friend who had drunk together thousands of years ago.
In a word, it can always help, right?
At this time, Zhongli, who did not say a word in front, suddenly spoke: “Friend, come with me to a quiet place to have a good chat.”
Lin Yi nodded, and smiled as he walked: “Mr. Zhongli, I won’t reveal your secret, you can rest assured of this.”
“Oh? My friend should have something to do when he sees me, right?”
Zhong Zhenzhong is also thinking that since he knows his identity, meeting at this time should not be a simple joke, but something else.
It’s just that he can’t see through Lin Yi’s identity, and he doesn’t know what Lin Yi wants to do.
Lin Yi explained: “In fact, I am a traveler from another world, I have some special means to know some unknown things, and the reason why I want to meet you is to make friends with you and help me by the way.”
Listening to Lin Yi’s words, Zhongli recalled the memories of some people and sighed: “A traveler from another world? I remember meeting a few of them.
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He remembered his partner who had seen Liyue landscape together, and at that time he was deeply afraid that this friend would blow up Liyue, so he accompanied him all the way.
Brushing away the distractions, he looked at Lin Yi:
“As for the help you said, you can say and listen.”
While speaking, Zhongli suddenly stopped: “Traveler, follow me to the Shengtang for a talk.”
Only then did Lin Yi realize that he had unknowingly arrived at the door of the Hall of Past Life.
It turns out that the place that Zhongli said just now is to go to the Hall of Life.
The ferryman lady who was in charge of receiving customers at the door greeted Zhong Li: “Mr. Zhong Li, the hall master is waiting for you in the hall.”
“The hall master is waiting for me?”
Zhong Li’s expression became a little helpless, because it was easy to talk about any difficulties in the world, but only that little girl, he really couldn’t cope with it.
Seeing Zhong Li’s headache, Lin Yi couldn’t help but want to laugh.
Who could have imagined? The Rock King Emperor, who had guarded Liyue for thousands of years, was actually embarrassed by a little girl.
If this is known to Liyue Seven Stars and the immortals, I don’t know what kind of expression it will be
As soon as he entered the hall, Lin Yi saw a beautiful girl pacing restlessly back and forth inside.
As I walked, that lustrous finger also shook and muttered something softly.
“Well, that’s absolutely right, this must be a good opportunity~!”
As if sensing someone coming in the lobby, Hu Tao suddenly turned around: “Zhongli, you are finally back!” I’ve been waiting for you for a long time!”
“Huh?”
Before he finished speaking, Hu Tao noticed Lin Yi next to him, and suddenly his eyes widened: “Wow Yi—Zhongli, you have been coming to the Past Life Hall for so many years, and you finally gave it to the Past Life Hall Lai customer!” You’ve grown! Live up to the expectations of the parish master!”
“Huh? Isn’t this the traveler during the day? Hurry inside please! Inside please!
With that, Hu Tao enthusiastically took Lin Yi’s arm, led him into the hall, and sat on the Taishi chair.
Without waiting for Lin Yi to explain, Walnut couldn’t wait to start the sales.
“Traveler, you finally figured it out? The agreement of the parish master to buy one and get one free here is still there~”
“Besides, I see that you are very eye-catching! Therefore, the church owner can also give you an additional purchase of two get three free discounts! Do you want to think about it?”
“My advice is to place a few more orders, this offer is huge! If you don’t place an order, you will be at a loss!”
Lin Yi:???
Buy one get one free is outrageous enough, what the hell is this buy two get three free?
A family of three plus old parents is only five people! Are you planning to send it all away in one go?
How many more orders? A family of five is not enough for you to burn!
How many people are dying! Having an eye edge is the most terrifying.
Walnut smiled, life and death are unpredictable!
If it weren’t for the invincible BUFF in 1, Lin Yi felt that he already wanted to run! Zhongli on the side sighed and explained, “Hall Master, he is my guest.”
“What, I thought it was a customer, and it made me happy again.”
Hu Tao looked disappointed, but her eyes suddenly brightened, and she poured a cup of tea for Lin Yi: “Traveler, as the saying goes, you rarely come to the Hall of Past Life, come here, it’s better to place an order first!”
“We are very attentive and can be pre-stored!”
Lin Yiqiang took a breath with a smile and calmed the urge to hit someone: “Master Hu, no need, I don’t think I want to die yet.”
Pre-saving is so showy!
Who is idle and has nothing to do to buy himself a graveyard in advance? It’s coming!
It means that if you come, you might as well die one, right? What outrageous statement?
Walnut smiled: “I’m kidding you.”
“Then again, Zhongli, I just thought of a way to make our Past Life Hall better and better!”
“Would you like to hear it?”
Zhong Li’s originally indifferent face also became strange at this moment.
He took a sip of tea helplessly and said solemnly: “Hall Master, in terms of general reason, I don’t think we need to run the Past Life Hall better and better, just maintain normal business on weekdays.”
“Oh, Zhongli, you are so young, don’t think so old-fashioned!”
“Poof”
Lin Yi Bengbu stayed.
The emperor of the Tangtang Yan King, a demon god who has lived for five or six thousand years, was said to be young by a little girl.
This sense of déjà vu, it is very difficult to hold back laughter!
Hu Tao assured very confidently: “With this method, I can not only increase the fame of our Past Life Hall, but also allow the Past Life Hall to be thoroughly carried forward in Liyue Port.”
Upon hearing Hu Tao say this, Lin Yi became curious.
With the developed brain cells of this parishioner, what interesting ideas can he come up with?
“Hall Master Hu, although I also think that the Hall of Past Life does not need to be carried forward, I am still curious, what is your solution?”
“Can you tell me about it?”
Hearing Lin Yi’s question, Hu Tao suddenly cast an appreciative gaze: “Zhongli, you look at the people, an outsider is worried about our Past Life Hall, as a guest secretary of our Past Life Hall, you have to learn more from travelers.”
Zhongli:…
Lin Yi could see that Zhongli wanted to say something, but it seemed to be held back again.
“My solution is simple!”
Hu Tao moved a bench over, sat in front of Lin Yi and Zhong Li, and said solemnly: “You must already know the news of the return of the Emperor of the Rock King to the High Heavens today!”
“Guys, think about it!”
“How important is the Rock King Emperor to the people of Liyue!”
“If we can let the Past Life Hall be in charge of the Rock King Emperor’s immortal ceremony, then wouldn’t the name of our Past Life Hall be able to open the whole Liyue?”
Zhongli:???
“Poofhahahaha…”
Lin Yi lay on the table and laughed, he never expected that the idea of the walnut actually hit the rock king emperor.
The funniest thing is that the Rock King Emperor is sitting beside them now! In front of Zhong Li, he actually said that he would burn the Rock King Emperor.
It is estimated that the Rock King Emperor wants to make a heavenly move in his heart!
“Huh? Traveler, what are you laughing at?”
Hu Tao looked innocent, as if his good idea was ridiculed, and Lin Yi felt a little angry and held back his laughter, and said seriously: “I thought of happy things.”
Zhongli next to him wanted to talk several times, but he still put forward his own opinion
“Hall Master, in terms of universal reason, the Emperor of the Rock King is an immortal of Liyue,
It is the Rock Demon God who guards the peace of Liyue.”
“I think that with the ability of our Afterlife Hall, it is not enough to hold funeral ceremonies for immortals.”
“Compared with the Past Life Hall, this responsibility should be undertaken by Liyue Qixing and the General Affairs Department This statement cannot be said to be very calm, it can be said to be quite calm.
In other words, in the face of the current situation, no one can analyze so calmly, right?
Analyze the ability of the Past Life Hall to send yourself away?
Let the thunder movie come over, you may not think that the blade is about to appear in the Hall of Death.
Hearing this, Hu Tao said seriously: “Of course I know, that’s why we have to fight for it!”
“If we can apply for this qualification, let Liyue Seven Stars entrust us to the Past Life Hall!”
“Then the reputation of our Past Life Hall will definitely shock Liyue!”
“Think about it? Even the Immortal Ceremony, the Emperor of Yan and his old man’s home, was all done by our Past Life Hall!”
“Rock King Emperor we all sent away, mortals we can’t send away?”
Lin Yi was about to laugh, and the funniest thing was that Hu Tao was seriously arguing, as if to win Zhongli’s approval!
God TM Emperor sent it away, as if he was quite proud.
“I think that in the hands of the hall master, he will definitely be able to send the Rock King Emperor to the sky beautifully!”
With that, Walnut stood on the chair, his little hand raised high: “” To
At that time, our Past Life Hall is the first funeral place in Liyue named by Liyue Seven Stars!”
“It is a century-old brand sponsored by the immortals of Liyue!”
“Professional burying people for a hundred years!”
“Even, we can develop overseas business!”
“If you think about it, we can send away the Seven Reigns of the Heavenly World, and people abroad must also feel powerful!”
“At that time, we will develop the branch of the Past Life Hall!” Annotate the well-known trademark of the Past Life Hall!”
“Let our Hall of Past Life spread all over the Seven Kingdoms!”
After speaking, Walnut proudly crossed his waist, as if he was proud of his wisdom.
As everyone knows, Lin Yi laughed so much that he almost pulled over.
However, Lin Yi also slowly reacted.
If nothing else, the idea of letting the Hall of Past Life spread all over the Seven Kingdoms and letting the Jade Pavilion spread throughout the Seven Kingdoms coincided somewhat.
One pipe kills, one pipe burial, the business is very matched, and the upstream and downstream of the business chain are firmly controlled.
This is a monopoly!
Walnut can talk about this idea with condensation, and maybe find a common language
Zhongli has lived for five or six thousand years, and has long practiced the management of pure expressions.
But even at this moment, I can’t help but have black lines all over my face.
“Patriarch, do you mean… "
“I’m thinking about how to have a good relationship with Liyue Seven Stars!”
Hu Tao jumped down from the bench and looked seriously thinking: “Liyue Seven Stars is high, how can we contact them and then discuss this matter with them?”
Looking at Hu Tao’s serious thinking look, Lin Yi suddenly felt that he was facing the same problem.
He needs to be close to the seven stars of Liyue in order to give Condensation, Qingqing, and Sun and Rain to them Zhiya PV one
Thinking of this, he stood up from the Taishi chair, reached the long bench opposite the walnut, and looked at Zhongli.
“It’s not a secret, I think Hall Master Hu’s idea is very good, why not give it a try?”
“If Liyue Seven Stars really gave the opportunity to the Past Life Hall, wouldn’t it be overnight fame?”
“So, Mr. Zhongli, I think we should think of a good way to get close to the seven stars of Liyue together!”
Zhongli:???
The bell holding the teacup is stupid.
Walnut she fooled around, because she didn’t know that she was the Rock King Emperor, so forget it.
But doesn’t Lin Yi know everything? Besides, Lin Yi is not a person from the Past Life Hall, what kind of excitement is there following around?
Without waiting for Zhongli to wonder, Lin Yi’s actions could move the walnut badly.
“Traveler, I knew we had a fate! You also value the idea of the patriarch, right?”
“Poof… Ahem, yes, I think Master Hu’s idea is brilliant!”
“Traveler!”
Walnut’s face was full of emotion, as if his genius plan had been affirmed!
Zhong Li took a deep breath: “Hall Master, in terms of general reason, the traveler is not a member of our Past Life Hall, and his opinions should not be counted.”
“Who said that?”
Hu Tao hugged his arm and said seriously: “The Lord of this hall will hire travelers as the people of our hall now!” In the future, I will act beside the Lord of this church!”
“A talent as discerning as a traveler must develop well in our Afterlife Hall!”
“Poof… Thank you, Master!”
Lin Yi hurriedly arched his hand.
Zhongli was completely speechless at this time.
Hu Tao snorted and said, “Zhongli, I want to develop the business of the Past Life Hall so hard, and I also want to pay for you!”
“Your old man listens to the most popular celebrities every day, walking birds to buy the most expensive thrush, this bill is all recorded in the account of the Past Life Hall, the main reason of this hall is not to make money desperately, it is not enough for your expenses!”
At this time, Zhongli was poked into the sore spot.
Indeed, he has been spending the money of the Past Life Hall, which is not very good for Shen.
Since sending immortal ceremonies to the Past Life Hall can develop the business of the Past Life Hall, then it is not impossible.
The so-called good reincarnation of cause and effect, let the Past Life Hall send itself away, and you can also let the Past Life Hall continue to reimburse its own expenses.
“Well, since both the parishioner and the traveler agree with this proposal, then I have no opinion.”
Lin Yi suddenly looked a question mark.
Good fellow, Zhongli actually agreed!
Hu Tao immediately smiled: “That’s great!”
“The question is, how can we get close to Liyue Seven Stars now?”
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