Chapter 105: All eyes on me Shi Qi! Stone me stone me! I’m going to make an empty cloth!
Chapter 105: All eyes on me! Look at me, look at me! I’m going to announce something big!
The cold winter morning is still full of cold air, even if the sun is out, people do not feel a trace of warmth.
The cotton of the small broken station had just come out of the subway station, and it was blown by the cold wind and froze.
“Hey brothers, come to Jinling Dongshan District theme store today, wear more clothes!”
“It’s really cold this morning!”
“In this kind of ghost weather, I feel that it is okay to come later, and I already know to stay at home for a while.
He held his mobile phone, his hands were cold and red, and from time to time he had to change hands and put them in his pockets to warm up.
Today he deliberately got up early, firstly, to buy a KFC package, and secondly, to show the water friends in the live broadcast room the situation of KFC.
He was curious if anyone would chant the slogan of shame to buy the Genshin package.
The water friends in the live broadcast room have just gotten up at this time.
“I go, cotton so early? It’s only eight o’clock, and KFC hasn’t opened the door yet, right? ”
“Respect to the owner broadcast, love love.
“If you collect Fu cards for the New Year, you will produce + 100 dedication (doge)”
“I still plan to go again in the afternoon, it’s too cold in the morning.
“You go to shoot a ghost at this time, who is crazy to queue up in the morning?” In a while you went, I’m afraid it’s not a northwest wind shoot.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were speechless.
Seeing these barrages, Cotton also felt that there was some truth.
In this cold weather, KFC has not opened the door, who is crazy to wait at the door for ten packages?
Just as he was thinking about whether to find a place to rest for a while, he turned a corner and was suddenly shocked by the scene in front of him.
“Crouch! So many of these ——!?”
He was shocked to find that there was actually a long queue in front of him, and as he looked into the distance, this team actually reached the door of KFC with ten rains!
The cotton people were stunned!
Now this point, this temperature, these people are really fake!?” Seven five three”
It’s too hard!
Because it is a front camera, the water friends in the live broadcast room are even more curious to death after hearing Cotton’s exclamation.
“What happened?”
“Cotton, what’s the situation? Are there a lot of people?”
“It’s impossible, it’s only 8 degrees over there now!”
“I Kangkang! I Kangkang!”
Fans were clamoring to watch, and Cotton switched to the rear camera.
Suddenly, a long queue appeared in the picture!
There were men and women, students and uncles, and at this time there were still groups of people talking.
“Is there a live gas 648?” Let’s smoke the rain!”
“Me me me!”
“More than luck, huh? Let’s draw together, watch the record draw card, who is the most non-Cao who treats Genshin package!”
“Come on? Who is afraid of whom!”
“Come on, come on!”
A bunch of people are also bored waiting, so they simply play Genshin together and draw the game
There are also people watching the excitement.
Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.
“Crouch, so many people!? Crazy, aren’t they cold?”
“It’s too hard, brother, look at how cold they are, they all have a runny nose! (.jpg Shocking)”
“To be honest, I feel like the atmosphere is very harmonious! I don’t feel so socially afraid, and I have a laugh.
“yes, it’s a surprise, they actually played the card draw, I really want to go!”
“One thing to say, the reason why I am afraid is entirely because I don’t have friends with common hobbies! Now the people who can queue at the gate of KFC are all travelers of the original gods, right? If I go, as long as someone dares to come out and organize an event, I can talk normally anyway.
“Yes, I can’t be as courageous as the initiator, but if the social cow comes out to bring the atmosphere, I will still participate.”
“+1! Me too!”
“I feel like I’m missing a lead, someone takes the initiative to bring the topic, and I think I’m also very talkative.
“What social fear is there, it’s just not speculative for more than half a word!” When meeting like-minded people, who doesn’t want to chat more? When I meet those who open their mouths and close their mouths, I am too lazy to deal with them.
“I envy the atmosphere of Jinling theme store, I really want to go!”
“Now that KFC hasn’t opened a store, is everyone so tacit? Chat while queuing up and playing Genshin?”
Just as the water friends were discussing the topic of social fear in the live broadcast room, a loud voice suddenly came from the shooting picture of cotton!
Even Cotton, who was intently watching the barrage, was startled by the sound in his ears!
“OK brothers! All eyes are on my face!”
“Look at me, look at me! Look at me!”
Cotton looked up and saw a young man in a cotton jacket walking out of the line with his hands raised.
He shouted out with such a voice, coupled with this swaggering action, almost everyone’s eyes looked over.
The young man pulled the zipper open, revealing the carved print inside.
“I declare something! Brothers!”
“I always like to carve my eyes-”
When the words fell, Gu Shi burst into laughter in the crowd.
”
The whole long line is all laughing forward and back!
“I mourn my brother Niu beep!”
“Hahaha, this is too top! Look at the print lining!”
“Sheniu ceiling, cowhide!”
“I really admire it! Is this the Eye Kitchen? Horror like Si.
The crowd at the scene suddenly fell into chaos.
And the water friends in the live broadcast room also laughed when they saw this.
“This is even more heavyweight! Hahaha.
“Laugh me to death, what is social cownose, I kind of saw it.
“Although he is ashamed to speak, he single-handedly defuses the embarrassing back of the audience, really handsome! (Bite the rose.jpg”
“All I can say is, cowhide 666, old iron!”
“Although I just said that I am not afraid, I am not outrageous to this extent (including a smile on.jpg)”
“This is really outrageous, to be able to be in the face of so many people at this time, and then say such words, I am really convinced, Bengbu stopped brother.
“It’s really fun to have such friends (doge)”
Cotton hid behind the crowd and smiled secretly.
“Brothers, to be honest, just startled me, I thought he was going to do something!”
“This scene is really outrageous!
Before Cotton finished speaking, a guy suddenly came out of the crowd again.
He raised his fist and shouted, “Travelers! I have one more thing to announce!”
“I’m going to launch an initiative to Mi Yuyou!”
“Strengthen the eye!”
“Strengthen the eye!”
As he spoke, the young man raised his fist.
The people around also echoed it.
“Well said! Strengthen the eye!”
“Strengthen the engraved master!”
“Master Niuzhu will be scrapped if he doesn’t strengthen it!” This is a character named by sheep view, ah, “Strengthen the eye!” Strengthen the eye!”
The slogan was shouted at once.
So many people spoke in unison, not to mention how spectacular the scene was.
This scene made the water friends in the cotton live broadcast room burst into laughter.
Cotton did not line up and left the line behind and walked forward, wanting to see the situation ahead.
After only a few steps, he suddenly saw several children who looked like junior high school students and several children were grabbing the corner of an uncle’s clothes and Xingmiao with both faces.
“Chinese teacher! Turns out you play Genshin too!”
“Teacher Li, you are also here to buy the Genshin package!”
“Even the teacher plays Genshin!”
Several children chirped, and the people next to them suddenly cast shocked glances.
A group of people began to whisper.
“He’s a teacher?”
“It turns out that Two-Dimensional can also be a teacher, and I will also bake teaching resources in the future.
“The junior high school exam has just finished in the past two days, and the teachers should be judging the papers, right? This is a queue coming from shift?”
Hearing the surrounding voices, the uncle hurriedly covered his face in embarrassment and explained: “No, no, you are mistaken, I am not your teacher!”
“Teacher Li, don’t hide, you are Teacher Li!”
“Yes! I know you when you turn to ashes! The day before yesterday, you made me stand in class!”
“Teacher, don’t hide it! We also play Genshin! Let’s play together!”
Several students are clearly unforgiving.
This scene happened to be recorded by cotton into the camera, and the water friends in the live broadcast room immediately laughed.
“Hahahaha, is this recognized by the students?”
“He tried so hard to hide how funny it was.
“Laugh at me, turn into ashes and know!” What a feud “laughing and crying.jpd)”
“It’s over, this teacher can’t stand up in the class anymore, hahaha.”
“I’m not! I didn’t! Don’t get me wrong! (doge)”
“If I were this teacher, I would have to give these lovely students H times more winter homework (Idoge)”
“The communiqué personal vendetta’s belonging belongs to yes.
“Take the shoots, the shoots on the mountain have been taken by you.
“Let these children know the dangers of society!”
Just as the water friends in the live broadcast room were discussing, the uncle on the scene seemed to find that he couldn’t hide it anymore, and quickly found a reason.
He laughed dryly a few times and said, “Cough, it turned out to be a few of you.
“Well, I’m here to buy hamburgers for my daughter, don’t get me wrong.
Hearing this, the surrounding crowd showed an expression of sudden realization.
“It turned out to be for my daughter.
“That makes sense.
“What a good father..”
However, before the people around him could finish speaking, the words of several students directly broke the uncle’s defense.
“Teacher Li, what do you say? You’ve been naked for years!”
“That is, our head teacher said that you have been dating for three or four years, and no one can look up to you.
“Teacher, you don’t have a girlfriend, where is your daughter?”
Uncle:???
At this moment, he greeted the head teacher ancestor in his heart, and his face was full of embarrassment.
The water friends in the live broadcast room directly brushed the screen with (hahaha).
“Bengbu is staying, these children are deliberate! (smiled.jpg)”
“It’s too heartbreaking, it’s too showy for years of bachelors.
“Even his students know he’s single, which is a sad thing to do.
“No, if I were this teacher, I would have run away while crying hhhhh…”
“How does it feel that his students know him so well? Sure enough, every class is indispensable for a gossipy class teacher!”
“It’s so showy! I would like to call these junior high school students the strongest!”
“The teacher’s expression looks like constipation, Bengbu is stunned.0”
Cotton was already laughing with a “mouth” on the side.
He really couldn’t help it!
This feeling of being recognized by students is already shameful enough! As a result, a lie and being exposed on the spot is the most painful
Place!
The uncle directly cracked open and shattered to the ground!?”
“Teacher Li, you don’t want your game of Genshin to be known by other students, uncle:???
“You. You little devils, what do you want to do!”
Several students grinned: “Please eat the Genshin set, otherwise we will talk out!”
Hearing this, the people around him called good guys.
“My mother, anti-guest!”
“Something is wrong with these students! There is a problem!”
“How can they be so skilled? How can these lines come out of their mouths!”
“I call me a good guy!”
Seeing that the people around him were watching the excitement, the uncle quickly compromised: “Good, good, I invite you, don’t say it!”
Seeing this, the live broadcast room of cotton was once again a laugh.
Just as everyone was discussing, suddenly the sound of a horn came from the front of the queue.
“Brothers, KFC is about to open its doors! Be careful not to crowd!”
Next, the whole team of five fell silent.
At this time, the clerk in the KFC store is also like a big enemy.
Everyone jumped out through the floor-to-ceiling windows, their faces full of horror.
“Store manager, there are too many of him!
“I can’t even see the team behind!”
“Doesn’t it mean that our Genshin set menu can’t sell much? How do I feel that the boxes and peripherals we prepared are not enough!”
The store manager was also numb.
He received a call from the headquarters yesterday, and the leader clearly said that he was prepared for the package to not sell.
At that time, he was not optimistic about this linkage in his heart, so he didn’t care.
Who would have thought that before the door opened today, there would be a world around outside! Simply outrageous!
He sighed: “I may be busy today, ready to open a store!” Never go wrong! I’ll request more package boxes and giveaways from HQ right away!”
“Yes!”
At nine o’clock sharp, KFC and McDonald’s next door opened at the same time.
As soon as the crowd of KFC rushed in, it immediately filled the borrowed KFC restaurant!
In this way, there are still a lot of people outside who want to enter and can’t get in!
When the owner of McDonald’s pushed open the door and saw a full queue next to KFC, and there was not even a person on his side, his heart was broken at that moment.
He seemed to have been opened and fed a mouthful of lemon, sour to death! Is it said that the good KFC linkage is thunder and rain?
What’s going on with so many people!
He hurriedly took out his mobile phone and convinced his superiors about this matter.
Soon, the news reached the headquarters of McDonald’s.
The director of the marketing department suddenly received news reports from countless regions across the country
Without exception, as soon as they opened the door, they saw the scene of KFC personnel next door full, and they were deeply shocked!
He took these materials and immediately went to the general manager’s office1.4.
“Mr. Huang, something happened! Branches in all regions came to report, saying that KFC is full of personnel today!”
Huang Ping, who was sitting at the desk, was immediately stunned: “What did you say?” How could Huang Ping’s face be incredible.
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“Genshin players are all social fears, how can they have the courage to go to KFC to buy a package!”
“Are you true to this news!?”
The supervisor was immediately speechless: “Look at what you said, I am the director of our company’s marketing department, can I still report fake news to you?”
“Shhh.”
Huang Ping grinned for a while, and now he couldn’t sit still.
For how many years, didn’t he McDonald fight to the death with KFC that time? Now it is uncomfortable to see KFC making money more than his McDonald’s losing money!
“Nope! Gotta find a way to get them!”
“Do they have a lot of people in line!?”
The supervisor nodded hurriedly: “Super much!” Magic Capital, Rongcheng, Jinling, Imperial Capital, almost all of the theme stores in these cities are watery!”
Huang Ping snorted and sneered: “Let the people in these branches report anonymously”, just say that they are too many, obstruct traffic, threaten, and scatter them!”
The supervisor’s eyes immediately brightened: “Gao Huang Zong!” I’ll do it right away.
It didn’t take long for many KFC stores to be approached by relevant personnel
Seeing so many people gathered in this place, several people were sorry.
“Oh my God, what is KFC doing? So attractive!?
“This flow of people is too large, it is indeed dangerous to gather here!”
“Let’s go inside the store and take a look.
Saying that, several people entered the KFC store without the slightest hindrance because they were wearing uniforms.
They came to the counter and were just about to ask, but the young man next to them suddenly made a big spin in place.
“The big fantasy is crazy and sinnocate! Gave me the strength to overcome social fear: “Meet in another world, enjoy delicious food——!
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