Game Production: Players Want to Kill Me

"This Nima, I'm drinking water, old thief, you want to laugh at me!"

"Hahahaha, the old thief is crazy to die mocking David."

"The old thief is really awesome, and he directly wrote the mockery into the game, and I was really convinced."

David also seemed to be embarrassed: "Laura, what else is the past to mention?"

Lin Shasha mocked: "David, you are still the same as in the past, you are really a shameless villain, you dare not go to the battlefield, and you actually steal the relics of the Dragon Country?"

David sneered: "Our Great Eagle Empire has its own cultural relics, why steal them?" I just watched them wander and brought them back to store them.

Lin Shasha: "So your skin is already as thick as a pig's butt?" "

The player couldn't laugh anymore.

"I think betting with the old thief will be a decision that David regrets the most."

"Hahaha, kill David in a word."

"The old thief is really ruthless, I'm afraid David will be forever passed down in the old thief's game."

David was embarrassed: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm going to send you on your way today." "

The boss fight begins.

There is nothing to say about this process, although it is somewhat difficult, but under the player's control, Lin Shasha successfully defeated David, but he did not expect that David was possessed by humble again.

Lin Shasha mocked: "You are really a pig brain, David, you can still be manipulated by others when you die." After

solving the humble call, Lin Shasha handsomely took away the bronze head of the zodiac, handsome left here, and there was an explosion in place, and in the rumbling explosion, Lin Shasha ended her trip to the ancient tomb.

At this point, the Tomb Raider tour is complete.

All players are hooked.

"Cool!"

"Groove, this whole game is no different from the movie."

"The battle is very cool, the movie-level plot and picture quality, the game that promotes the culture of the dragon country, not to mention Sasha's proud and sexy body, I give full marks!"

"I really just want to know David's reaction right now."

"Hehe, I'll go over the wall to give you a screenshot."

Not long after, screenshots of overseas social media appeared on Weibo.

I saw countless dragon country players, screenshot the mocking picture of Lin Shasha in Tomb Raider, and then crazy @David.

"Oh my God, your dad should have shot you against the wall, you shrunken-headed turtle."

"What about people, people, they are all ridiculed so much and can't come out, the old thief is waiting for you to hit you in the face."

And David is also very upset at the moment, since the previous gambling contract, he has closed the comments as a shrunken turtle, but the group of dragon country players still do not let him go, but also humiliate him.

Especially this time, there are many people @, he opened it and saw the screenshot in the game.

When he saw Lin Shasha's mockery, David rushed to his head with anger.

“motherfucker！！！！！！！！！"

He slammed his fist on the wall next to him, and then his originally red face became even redder.

"Ah!!"

He screamed like a pig, covering his hands, and he felt his finger bones as if they were broken.

Weibo netizens saw that David did not speak, and someone asked: "What about the movement of the cherry blossom country, this game also said the cherry blossom country, what is their reaction?" "

The background chosen by Tomb Raider is World War II, and the location is on a small island in the sea near the cherry blossom country, in which David colludes with the cherry blossom country, and the soldiers of the cherry blossom country are blocked by the god Lin Shasha to kill the god, the Buddha blocks the Buddha, and the garrison on the island is almost completely killed.

Players are naturally very cool, and netizens in Sakura Country have also expressed their opinions.

"Ah, old thief-kun, how can you treat Sakura Country like this, I still believed in you so much before, and I trusted you so much before."

"Hey, let's face history, this is also a matter of no way, the old thief jun also became a wolf before, promoting the culture of our cherry blossom country."

"All in all, I have a deep grudge against the old thief king."

"Old thief-kun, I hate you."

Seeing the comments of netizens in Sakura Country who were transported, all netizens laughed.

At this moment, they just felt very cool.

"I just said, when the old thief was a wolf before, he definitely didn't mean to smear the Dragon Kingdom, and now this game, I can only say that it is good!"

"The old thief played this game very big."

The uproar caused by the tomb raider boiled in the Dragon Kingdom.

David, in particular, was even specially made into a meme and continued to whip the corpse.

The game Tomb Raider is also popular abroad.

One of Big Eagle's game producers, at the game conference, talked about the game.

"I think Tomb Raider, in fact, is general, there is no innovation in terms of gameplay, and puzzle solving is also average, after all, it is a game made by the people of the Dragon Kingdom, which is understandable."

Such arrogance, and there was also a reporter from the Dragon Kingdom on the scene, the reporter asked on the spot: "Excuse me, what do you think of the statement of the big eagle relics thief promoted in the game?" "

Oh? Heritage thief? It's just a smear, we Big Eagle used to be the sun never sets, we have our own culture, but also have our own cultural relics, this game, just smear.

The reporter sharply asked, "Oh? Is it, I don't know if the Great Eagle's own relics you are referring to are the Dragon Kingdom Tang Sancai, the twelve bronze heads, or the pharaoh mummy of the Kingdom of Egypt lying in the Great Eagle Museum. Which of these things is the Great Eagle's? "

Groove!

Lore!

The producer of the game on the scene was just speechless, and was directly forced to choke by this remark.

The reporter did not intend to let him go: "So now this gentleman, you should understand what is the so-called cultural relics of his own country by Big Eagle, what do you think now that the Eagle Country in the Tomb Raider is a cultural relic thief?" Seeing

the Dragon Country reporter aggressively, the game producer took a deep breath: "We only talk about the game, not about anything else, this Tomb Raider, decent, even this wolf made by the producer of the Dragon Country game, I also feel that generally, he can't get on the altar with these two games." The

Dragon Kingdom reporter asked: "If nothing else, then this gentleman, put aside your game, are you rubbish?" Or the non-recyclable one? "

Groove!

Everyone at the scene was shocked.

The Dragon Country reporter was taken out.

But this video was filmed and transmitted back to China.

"Groove! This journalist is awesome!

"That's right, it's really good to scold, the people of the Eagle Country are really arrogant, where are the gentlemen from?"

"Laugh at me, who is this reporter, I'm going to powder, what he said is really a killer."

"When it comes to the Big Eagle Museum, the other party's face is really wonderful."

"Old thief this game is well done, the big eagle robbed our dragon country's cultural relics, and has not returned it, scolded well, recently the big eagle museum is still exhibiting "Female History Monitor", overseas countries lack basic respect for our dragon country has not been once or twice, this game is well done."