Genshin Impact 2: Wan Ye blocks Wu Xiang's sword at the beginning

"Ding! The video is over, and the next second-creation video will be played-"Ningguang angrily reprimands the ministers"

At this time, when the video of Sanshen with a baby had just ended, a new update message of the second creation video was sent again in the live broadcast room of the second creation.

[Paimon]: "Eh, there's a new second creation!? The title of this second creation video is called... Ningguang angrily reprimanded the ministers?"

[Traveler]: "The title of the second creation this time is as outrageous as ever...~"

[Keqing]: "What does it mean to say that this angry reprimand of the ministers... Could it be that Ningguang has become an empress?"

[Ganyu]: "Lord Tianquan... How could this be -......?"

[Ningguang]: "This second creation... It's outrageous from the title, it's going to make trouble for me!"

[Hu Tao]: "Good guy, in other words, only the emperor can do it to reprimand the ministers... Could it be that Ningguang's status is even at the same level as the emperor?"

[Zhongli]: "Ahem... I didn't say anything about a monarchy, but the people of Liyue respected me and called me an emperor. "

[Paimon]: "I'm already curious about what the second creation is talking about..."

[Traveler]: "Hey, hey... I guess it's another grass second creation, right?"

......

The video starts playing.

I saw that in the picture, Ningguang was sitting on the dragon chair, looking at the ministers in the audience majestically.

Ningguang: "There were five Dharma Protectors in the previous dynasty, and I had to kill four of them, and I had to dismiss three of them from Liyue Seven Stars. Look at these seven people, which one doesn't never appear, which one isn't Liyue and isn't the pillar of Liyue, and which one doesn't just live in the setting?"

"They're gone, I'm going to break my heart!"

Ningguang: "The Emperor put Liyue in my hands and made it like this, I am heartbroken!I am guilty of Genshin Impact, I am ashamed of the artist, and I am ashamed of the vocal music! I can't wait to demote myself to a four-star character!"

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[Paimon]: "Good guy... This second creation thundered me at the beginning... Ningguang, has this really become an empress?"

[Traveler]: "It seems to be... But is that Ganyu standing next to him? Could it be that Ganyu has become the prince?"

[Ganyu]: "What... I'm not a prince!"

[Ningguang]: "There were five Dharma Protector Yaksha in front of the gods, and I killed four of them... Didn't the Dharma Protector Yaksha die because of karma?

[Xiao]: "Outrageous..."

[Keqing]: "This second creation... Is that bloody at the beginning?"

[Yanfei]: "And the Liyue Seven Stars were dismissed by Ningguang, and the three of them are outrageous... They're just not there yet, and they're not really gone..."

[Yelan]: "This second creation video has a smell of raw grass from the beginning... I don't know how outrageous the clip will be next. "

[Beidou]: "By the way, isn't Ningguang originally a four-star character?

[Ningguang]: "..."

......

Ningguang: "And you! Did you really fool Krypton?"

"I know that some of you are even more useless than these seven people!"

"I advise you to turn out your own seat of life, bask and wash, and pick up!"

At this time, the camera suddenly gave Keqing a close-up among the ministers.

[Keqing]: "What does ??? have to do with me?"

Ningguang: "When I first ascended the throne, I thought that Liyue's greatest enemy was the Vortex Demon God, and I destroyed the Vortex Demon God. "

"I thought that the biggest enemy was the dog plan, so I chopped up the dog plan and fed it to Wangcai. "

"The abyss has become Liyue's heart again. "

"Ah, I've changed the Abyss, and Mondstadt has become Liyue's problem again. "

Amber: "???"

Kaeya: "???"

Diluc: "???"

[Qin]: "???"

Albedo: "???"

[Wendy]: "???"

[Ningguang]: "Ahem... It's just a second creation, don't take it seriously. "

Ningguang: "It's becoming clearer and clearer that Liyue's troubles are not outside, but in the imperial court!"

"It's !! in this group of Jade Pavilions"

"It's in this issue of the UP card pool and resident. "

"If we are a little rotten, Miyou Club will be rotten!"

"You, if it's all rotten, the stinky DDs will rise up, leaving us dead without a place to bury!"

"Think about it, it's only been a few days since the Rock King Emperor Morax fell to his death on the Immortal Ceremony?"

"Forgot!?"

"That broken stove is still standing on the Yujing platform!

At this time, Ningguang walked back to the dragon chair and said weakly:

"I've not closed my eyes for three days and three nights. "

"I'm always thinking about what to say to the big guys. "

"But there has to be a head!"

"Come to think of it, it's just four words..."

At this time, a burst of BGM suddenly sounded in the video, and I saw four big words slowly rising in the picture-

Water-Boil-Pie-Mon

This concludes the video.

[Paimon]: "What the hell ??? this, what's the matter with me?"

[Traveler]: "Hahahaha... I never thought that it would end up like this, and I laughed out of it..."

[Amber]: "I feel like these second creations have become accustomed to persecuting Paimon..."

[Klee]: "Paimon is so pathetic... Every day is treated as emergency food. "

[Keqing]: "Speaking of the condensation in the video... It's really a bit of an emperor, even more like a monarch than an emperor..."

[Ganyu]: "Lord Tianquan is so mighty... But why do I feel like it looks a little awkward?"

[Zhongli]: "I knew that this was the case... I won't give up the position to the Seven Stars... What the hell is this?"

[Ningguang]: "..."

[Keqing]: "..."

[Uncle Tian]: "..."

......

"Ding! The video is over, and the next second-creation video will be played - "Widow, Can't Sleep!"

Paimon: "Wait... Wait a minute...... This title seems to be a bit big, right?"

[Traveler]: "Good guys, have the second creators started making videos in this direction?"

Klee: "Widow, Captain Jean, what do you mean by widow, why can't a widow sleep?"

Jean: "Uh... This one...... I don't know what to say..."

[Kaeya]: "Hahahaha... I didn't expect there to be this kind of second-creation video?

[Diluc]: "Kaeya, you seem to be excited to look at you?"

[Yanfei]: "Ahem... It's illegal to post this kind of video at will, right?"

[Keqing]: "Since it's a second creation video, I shouldn't send that kind of outrageous video, right?"

......

At this time, just when everyone in the live broadcast room doubted the safety of this second creation video.

I saw that the video also began to play.

At the beginning of the scene, I saw the Traveler and Raiden Shogun coming under the sacred cherry tree.

When he saw Yae Miko, the palace secretary of the Narukami Taisha Shrine, Raiden Shogun said to the travelers on the side, "Widow, you can't sleep!

At this time, the camera turned, and I saw Yae Miko throwing a wink at the traveler under the sacred cherry tree.

Traveler (pointing to Miko): "Is she really a widow? "

Shadow: "I watched her husband drown. "

Yae Miko: "What? I'm a widow?"

[Yoimiya]: "Hahahaha... I didn't expect this second creation video to be created by the Miyaji-sama of the Narukami Shrine..."

[Arataki Itto]: "I finally saw this pink crumb fox being created by the second creation hahahaha..."

[Shadow]: "Well, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, this is the cycle of heavenly principles. "

[Yae Miko]: "Hey, when did I become a widow? And you say that Kage saw my husband drown?"

Paimon: "Poof... It's the first time I've seen Miko break through the defense, it's so fun..."

[Traveler]: "Say... Why am I also in Erchuang?" (read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

......

At this time, after hearing Raiden Shogun say that Yae Miko has become a widow.

The traveler solemnly said, "She has become a widow, and I can't... Let her be widowed again. "

With that, the traveler walked into Yae Miko's room.

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[Amber]: "The executioner, worthy of you..."

[Kaeya]: "The executioner, worthy of you..."

[Qin]: "The executioner, worthy of you..."

[Diluc]: "Prisoner, worthy of you..."

[Keqing]: "The executioner, it is worthy of you..."

[Ningguang]: "The executioner, worthy of you..."

[Yanfei]: "The executioner, worthy of you..."

[Yoimiya]: "The executioner, worthy of you..."

[Kaedehara Kazuha]: "The executioner, worthy of you..."

[Tighnari]: "The executioner, worthy of you..."

[Cyno]: "The executioner, worthy of you..."

[Traveler]: "..."

......

As soon as the camera turned, I saw that the traveler had arrived in Yae Miko's room at this time.

In the picture, the traveler touches the conscience of the Son of God and says, "Brother, I am only here to rob money, not to rob sex." In the same bed, but not in the body, there is a gun in this (Millelith gun). If my brother and I offend Madame, you can kill me at any time. "

After that, the traveler put the gun beside Miko, and then changed his hand to touch Miko's conscience and said, "If Madame has any request, brother, I will never refuse... Sleep!"

However, just as the traveler was about to lie down and sleep, Yae Miko on the opposite side suddenly said with a silky smile: "One day husband and wife... 100 days. "

Hearing this, the traveler immediately slipped into the quilt, causing Yae Miko to burst into laughter.

Yae Miko: "Brother, you're welcome. "

Traveler: "You're welcome?"

Yae Miko: "You're welcome. "

Traveler: "That's a good word?"

Yae Miko: "Hehehe... You're so polite~"

Traveler: "You're welcome?"

Shadow: "Smash it! Smash you! Rabbits know it, don't eat the grass by the nest! And in front of people's husbands, and let people watch it?Phew! disgusting! I turn off the lights! disgusting!!disgusting!!

......

[Traveler]: "..."

[Yae Miko]: "..."

Amber: "Good fellow... Do you have any last words to say, prisoner?"

[Kaeya]: "Executioner, you have violated the laws of our Knights of Mondstadt West, and I will deal with you according to the law!"

[Yanfei]: "Do you know that you have broken the law?"

[Keqing]: "Open the door!"

[Kamisato Ayato]: "Good guy... This second creation video almost didn't kill me..."

[Arataki Itto]: "Shocked! The palace secretary of the Narukami Taisha Shrine actually did this with the traveler at home!"

[Kuki Shinobu]: "... Boss, you know the title party. "

[Collet]: "I'm numb!"

[Tighnari]: "... Speechless..."

[Traveler]: "What the hell is this meow second creation!"

[Yae Miko]: "Ahem... It's a bit of a big deal now..."

......

"Ding! The video is over, and the next second creation video is about to be played-"Keqing angrily criticizes Yae Miko: I don't want five stars!"

[Keqing]: "?????"

[Yae Miko]: "?????"

[Paimon]: "Eh, why is there a second creation between Keqing and Yae Miko?"

[Traveler]: "Keqing angrily criticized Yae Miko... I feel like this is going to be another grass second creation..."

[Keqing]: "Why do I have my second creation again! I'm almost getting PTSD, okay?"

[Yae Miko]: "Am I being retributed... I used to laugh at the general's second creation too much, but now it's my turn?"

[Shadow]: "Well, that's it, that's it, don't stop, I've already prepared the three-color dumplings and the bird's egg yaki, just wait for the second creation of the god son to start (*)"

[Collei]: "I feel like I'm going to be wounded again..."

[Tighnari]: "It's okay, there's a saying that when you create, you get used to it." "

[Cyno]: "Hmm... These second creations are indeed funnier than my jokes. "

[Alhaithham]: "..."

......

At this point, the video starts playing.

At the beginning of the picture, Catherine was seen standing in front of the camera and presiding: "The humiliating intensity of Yae Miko has become the biggest topic in the Genshin Impact Realm in the past two days. Let's take a look at the comments of the former five-star thunder master C Keqing. "

Yu Hengxing, who has always been straight, said bluntly: If the Son of God continues like this, I am afraid that he will not even want five stars. "

At this point, the camera turns to interview Yuheng Xing, one of the Seven Stars of Liyue.

In the picture, Ke Qing said with a look of righteous indignation: "You said that the thunder role, the thunder role, how many main Cs have been changed from one session to the next?

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"Shogun Raiden also has a reason to say, what team am I leading? I'm leading the Inazuma national team!"

"What kind of thunder are yours? "

"What level is the thunder system now, just a few people, you Yae Miko is being the master of everything, can she C!?

[Yae Miko]: "..."

[Razor]: "..."

[Lisa]: "..."

[Fischl]: "..."

[Keqing]: "..."

[Beidou]: "..."

[Kujou Sara]: "..."

[Kuki Shinobu]: "..."

[Paimon]: "Good guys, this video actually sprayed all the thunder characters... It's fierce enough!"

[Traveler]: "But then again, there really aren't any powerful people in the Thunder Department right now... Except for Raiden Shogun. "

[Kaeya]: "Yes, before Sumeru arrived, the thunder system was an orphan like Fengyan... It's just that Raiden Shogun alone can still withstand the usage rate of the entire thunder system. "

[Kujou Sara]: "Hmph, I'm the shogun's abduction, and I'm as high as the shogun's usage rate." "

[Traveler]: "But I discovered... Why does it seem that Raiden Shogun and Bennett Xiangling Xingqiu have teamed up more now...?"

[Kujou Sara]: "..."

[Ningguang]: "So... Once the world's thunder system is exported, the thunderbolt general will monopolize once and a half, and the other thunder systems will owe half a den!"

......

At this time, Keqing in the video was still indignantly saying: "If you continue like this, you will lose me! I will lose Amy, and then Lisa, and now no one will lose, and I will lose numb!"

Host: "On the other hand, the Thunder Team was the first to prepare for Sumeru..."

Keqing: "Hey, cut all the offal, I've already said it, you haven't laid a good foundation for an elemental reaction like this, can you promise me that she can damage the explosion with a key reaction like grass thunder this year?"

Keqing: "Be pragmatic, I advise you to clarify your tactical style of play and the concept of the thunder system first." The nine belts are pretty good, what did you do with her, you tell me? There is a point and a half left in the abyss, but you tell me how to explain it? Five... I don't want five stars!"

......

(To be continued).