Genshin Impact 2: Wan Ye blocks Wu Xiang's sword at the beginning

[Diluc]: "In other words, is this kind of artificial intellectual disability really produced by Sumeru?

[Hu Tao]: "No wonder it is said that wisdom is the enemy of the god of wisdom, this Sumeru elevator... Even Zhongli and the general were helpless. "

[Paimon]: "What's Zhongli's lame Solstice accent about... It's funny!".

At this time, after Zhongli found that the Solstice accent was ineffective, he immediately tried another method.

Zhongli: "Wait and see, da-da-da..."

Shadow: "Who did you learn the accent from?"?

Elevator: "I'm sorry, can you repeat it again?".

Ei: "I'm going to try Inazuma's accent!".

Shadow (Inazuma accent): "Ahem... Eleventh ↗ ↘ floor!eleventh ↗ ↘ floor!".

Zhongli: "Have you forgotten Inazuma's words for too long?" ( ̄_, ̄)".

Shadow: "Oh, come on, you are a ready!o( ̄dish ̄///)".

Elevator: "Please say it slowly and clearly." "

Shadow: "! convex (艹dish 艹)".

Zhongli: "Eleventh floor! If you still don't understand, I'll be in for a treat." (*￣︿￣)"

Shadow: "O, Morax, are you a naughty boy?".

Zhongli: "Eh, don't be like this, do you think I'll be more serious with the elevator?"

Elevator: "Please say it slowly and clearly." "

Shadow: "Eleventh Floor, Eleventh Floor, Eleventh Floor, Eleventh ↗ ↘ ↗ ↘ ↘ ↘ ↗ ↗ Floor!".

Zhongli: "You're a repeater, right?" ( ̄_, ̄)."

Ei: "I'll keep reading it until it understands Inazuma?"

Shadow: "Eleventh Floor, Eleventh Floor, Eleventh Floor, Eleventh ↗ ↘ ↗ ↘ ↘ ↘ ↗ ↗ Floor!".

Zhongli (collapsed): "Alright, I'll take the stairs and open the door!".

Elevator: "This is a smart voice elevator, please select the floor you want to go to, and say it calmly and clearly." "

Zhongli: "Calm down, calm down... Why does this criticism tell us to be calm?( ̄_, ̄)".

Ei: "Because I'm going to go crazy if I put this thing on Inazuma!"

Elevator: "You haven't chosen the floor you want to go to. "

Shadow: "I've already said it, Eleventh ↗ ↘ Floor!".

Elevator: "If you don't want to choose a floor and instead leave the elevator, you just say 'please open the door'. "

Zhongli: "Please... Please...... Let's go to hell!

[Paimon]: "Puff hahaha... I can't...... Zhongli and Ying, this is too funny, isn't it?".

[Wendy]: "If I encounter this kind of elevator, I guess it will crash, right?"

[Diluc]: "Is this really Sumeru's 'smart' voice elevator?

[Kaeya]: "These two creations are too creative... It's outrageous that an elevator can collapse two gods..."

[Hu Tao]: "If it were based on the character of the old man Zhongli when he was young, it is estimated that this elevator has been scrapped, right?"

[Kujou Sara]: "How could the Shogun be trapped by an elevator, this can only happen in the second creation." "

At this point, the video continues.

Ei: "Maybe we should be polite. "

Zhongli: "I won't be polite to this elevator. "

Shadow: "Please~Open the door~".

Zhongli: "Please, it's pitiful." (￣_,￣)"

Elevator: "Please stay calm. "

Shadow: "Ah!O(≧ mouth≦) O, I'm going to be angry!

As he spoke, Shadow jumped onto Zhongli's back.

Ei: "Wait for this thing to speak!".

Zhongli: "..."

Shadow: "..."

Elevator: "You haven't chosen the floor you want to go to. "

Shadow: "I'm **you're big**!".

(The following are all the quintessence of Inazuma...) ）

Zhongli: "Freedom, we want to be free!O (≧ mouth ≦) O".

Shadow: "Freedom!O(≧mouth≦)O".

Zhongli: "Freedom!O(≧口≦)O".

Shadow: "Freedom!O(≧mouth≦)O".

Zhongli: "Barbatos!O(≧mouth≦)O".

"Ding Dong!".

Just then, the elevator door suddenly opened.

And standing outside the elevator door were Keqing and Yae Miko.

When I saw the scene in the elevator, Zhong Li shouted freedom with his back to his back.

Outside the elevator, Keqing and Yae Miko were stunned at the moment.

Zhongli: "..."

Shadow: "..."

Keqing: "..."

Yae Miko: "..."

Zhongli: "Do you want to go upstairs?".

"Ding! The video is finished! Congratulations to the protagonists of the video, Zhongli and Ying, for obtaining a smart voice elevator!".

[Zhongli]: "..."

[Shadow]: "..."

Paimon: "Good guy, is there really a reward for this kind of elevator?"

Keqing: "If you let this kind of elevator appear in Liyue... I'm afraid I'm going to go crazy too?".

[Ningguang]: "Fortunately, I usually live in Qunyu Pavilion and don't need this kind of elevator." "

[Albedo]: "Anyway, the people of the Sumeru Akademiya are afraid that there is some serious illness in their brains, and they can actually invent this kind of mentally retarded elevator to come out?".

[Eula]: "I feel that the toilets of the Knights are higher than the intelligence of this elevator. "

(To be continued...) ）

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