Genshin Impact 2: Wan Ye blocks Wu Xiang's sword at the beginning

At this time, after the video title dissipates, a picture also appears in the live broadcast room.

I saw that the picture was not the three gods that everyone thought they were, but three groundhogs.

It's just that these three groundhogs are respectively carrying the avatars of Wendy, the god of wind, Zhongli, and the shadow of Thor.

At this time, the groundhog with the head of the wind god Wendy and the groundhog with the head of the rock god Zhongli were scuffling together at this time, and the groundhog with the head of the thunder god on the side tried to persuade them...

Venti: "What do you mean, Morax would have been without Mora?" "

Zhongli: "It's not a question of whether there is Mora or not, say okay, you have a treat!" "

Shadow: "Don't make any noise, don't talk well..."

Venti: "I said I was in for a treat, but I didn't say I was paying!" "

Zhongli: "How can there be a treat that doesn't pay!" "

Shadow: "Calm down, calm down, don't fight, don't fight..."

Venti: "Liyue is a vast land, so Lord Rock can't even afford to pay for food, right?" (╬ ̄dish ̄)".

Zhongli: "The Free City-State of Mondstadt, that's how their gods cheat and drink?" convex (艹)".

Ei: "No, go and ask Childe to pay..."

When they saw this scene in the video, the people of Mondstadt, Liyue, and Inazuma were all dumbfounded.

The wind god and the rock god actually fought because they couldn't afford to pay for a table of meals.

Is it true that these three gods can't even make up a Mora?

[Paimon]: "Poof, who did these two creations?" It's so funny, isn't it... However, as far as I know, the gods of Mondstadt and Liyue seem to be really poor, one can't even afford alcohol, and the other has to be paid for even food. "

[Traveler]: "Yes, if these gods eat together, I'm afraid they won't be able to get together a person who can pay the bill..."

[Wendy]: "..."

[Zhongli]: "..."

[Tartaglia]: "No, why can't the wind god and the rock god pay for the meal, so they will let me pay for it?" What's the matter with me? "

[Paimon]: "That's not because every time Zhongli can't afford to pay for something, you are responsible for helping to pay for it, and you are generous with it, spending hundreds of thousands of Mora at once without even blinking an eye. "

[Tartaglia]: "But it's all money from the Northland Bank... You really treat me like a wallet, huh? "

[Traveler]: "What if it doesn't?" (￣︶￣)"

[Tartaglia]: "Surprise (⊙?⊙)!! "

In the picture, just as Wendy's groundhog and Zhongli groundhog were inseparable and inseparable, a Xiangling groundhog suddenly entered halfway...

Xiangling: "Everyone, let me go to the kitchen." (￣︶￣)"

Wendy: "My money is all hard-earned, who cheated and cheated to eat and drink?" You're a mint, aren't you? (╬ ̄dish ̄)".

Zhongli: "I'm retired!" ( ̄dish ̄///)".

Xiangling: "Fire Slime... It's salt and pepper ... Or is it better to have garlic? ┑(￣Д￣)┍"

Zhongli: "You not only cheat to eat and drink, but also fool people to steal things!" It's broken! Who doesn't know how? convex (艹)".

Ei: "Hey! Morax! Barbatos! Stop it! "

Venti: "It's better than you!" Do you call that retirement? Hold your own funeral, you have a hole in your brain, right? (╬ ̄dish ̄)".

Zhongli: "What's wrong with retirement being a bit of a ritual?" Barbarian! It's better than digging out the heart of God at your own doorstep! ( ̄ ε(# ̄)☆╰╮o( ̄dish ̄///)".

Shadow (suddenly opened): "The floating world is still the same for thousands of years, and wear and tear is a terrible thing... (￣_￣)"

When they saw this scene, everyone in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back at all...

Paimon: "Poofhahahaha... I can't do it, I'm laughing to death, the author of this second creation is simply too talented, I didn't expect Zhongli and Wendy to quarrel like this, I was about to laugh out of tears... =???！ "

[Arataki Itto]: "And what the hell is this sudden thunderbolt general?" Give me my abs are almost laughing and cracking.,Hahahaha (^dish ^)っ。 "

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Boss, be more restrained, otherwise the next time the Heavenly Leader will arrest you again." "

[Ganyu]: "The emperor... How could the emperor become like this... No, this must not be the real emperor! "

[Barbara]: "No... How could my Aeolone-sama be a drunkard who cheated on food and drink? Definitely not... 〒_〒".

[Traveler]: "I'm already curious about who the author of the second creation is, and I even know that Wendy was taken out of the heart of the gods and the rock prince held a funeral for himself, no wonder even things that haven't happened yet can be made into a video..."

At this moment, when Ganyu and Barbara, who believed in and followed the gods, saw this video, the original image of being extremely majestic in their hearts completely collapsed at this time.

However, at this time, the scene of Wendy and Zhongli pinching each other in the video is not over.

Venti: "Vintage posturing! "

Zhongli: "The little liar doesn't know what to do!" "

Shadow: "You can't beat people like this, don't fight on the street, it's good to go to the dance studio, it's a shame!" "

Wendy: "Loser Dragon, you scold again!" "

Zhongli: "Touching the fish, can your attitude be better!" "

Venti: "Rotten God! "

Zhongli: "You're rotten!" "

Shadow: "Don't say it, everyone is rotten!" "

Venti: "What did you just say?" "

Ei: "What's... Everybody is poor? "

Venti: "Who are the poor ghosts?" "

Zhongli: "Eh, Wendy, don't tell the truth..."

As soon as these words came out, the style of painting changed abruptly!

Shadow (Raiden Shogun personality): "I'll put you—into the idol!" "

In the final picture, I saw that the heads of Wendy and Zhongli were finally built together into the thousands of eyes and hundreds of eyes.

PS (Zhongli): "What's the matter with me?" "

"Ding! After the video is played, congratulations to the video protagonists Zhongli, Wendy, and Ying for each receiving a Mora reward! "

[Wendy]: "..."

[Zhongli]: "..."

[Shadow]: "..."

[Wendy]: "Damn, I'll give this Mora a reward to the god of wind, who do you look down on?" (Silently accept...) ）"

[Zhongli]: "If you are not happy, you still take it?" "

[Wendy]: "A Mora is also money!" I accidentally drank too much when I was drinking in Grandpa Lu's tavern before, and now I still owe a lot of money, so shouldn't I pay him back as soon as possible? Hey~(????)??".

[Zhongli]: "..."

[Shadow]: "..."

[Arataki Kazuto]: "The dignified Mondstadt Wind God... It's too undisciplined, isn't it?".

[Paimon]: "yes, Paimon was bought by just one Mora, no wonder this guy has always been a poor ghost." "

[Barbara]: "My belief in the god of wind is actually a poor ghost who can only drink... Woo woo ... I don't want to trust Aeolus-sama anymore! "

[Dvalin]: "Barbatos, get down to business!" "

[Wendy]: "..."

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