Genshin Impact Comment on Yingmei at the beginning, I broke my defense

In the light curtain, the picture continues

“Because I am…the god of grass!”

Nascida blinked cutely again.

After hearing this answer, Wendy was stunned.

It makes so much sense… what the hell!

“So according to what you say, don’t I like drinking wind?”

Behind him, after hearing this, Ying nodded with a natural look on his face.

“It’s not unreasonable!”

Wendy was immediately silenced after hearing this..

“Okay, our next question.”

After coughing twice, he continued to look at Nasida in front of him.

“You haven’t won any awards?”

“Any prize is fine~”

“Yes, I have a prize! Nasida said softly

“very good!”

Wendy’s mouth showed a smile.

“Now, I declare that you cannot join this crap conference”

“Why?”

Nasida became confused.

“You all won a prize!”

“What kind of god are you?”

Wendy hugged her arms and said with a smile.

“But I won the award for being a mess.”

Nascida blinked.

Wendy:”……”

The God of Liberty was silenced once again.

But he soon thought of the reason again

“But it still doesn’t work!”

“Because you are still a child!”

Seeing this scene, Nasida stopped talking.

After a moment, she released her ultimate move

“I…I don’t have Mora!”

Hearing this, Wendy was stunned for a moment, and then a bright smile appeared on her face.

“Welcome!”

At this point, the video ends

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Barbara: First it was Iwagami’s words about Inazuma, then Barbatos-sama’s, uh, strange request, and finally the trash show.……】

【Barbara: What a big difference between meeting the four gods in your imagination! (Can’t laugh or cry.jpg)】

【Keqing: It fits my opinion on the unfairness of the light curtain! (dog head.jpg)】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Yes! If it was a normal meeting, that would be wrong! (dog head.jpg)】

【Nilu: To put it simply, the purpose of the three gods meeting Mr. Xiaojixiang Kuou is for Mora! And the purpose of Mr. Little Lucky Grass King meeting the three gods is to participate in the trash show! (dog head.jpg) 06】

【Navia: It’s hard to imagine that this meeting is a meeting between gods. It’s so abstract… (Can’t laugh or cry.jpg)】

【Yingmei: One has no mora and spends all day fishing and drinking; one has no mora and walks on the street all day long; the other has no mora and stays in a pure land reading light novels and eating three-color dumplings all day long!】

【Yingmei: Isn’t it just showing off~ (dog head.jpg)】

【Paimon: Nasida is a bad learner~ (dog head.jpg)】

【Nasida: Learn from the three seniors! (dog head.jpg)】

【Alice: Let me tell you a joke. You can’t join the garbage show competition even if you eat grass or get the prize of the garbage show. You have to be without Mora! (bad smile.jpg)】

【Walnut: It is recommended to change the name to”No Mora Conference”! (dog head.jpg)]

Seeing this, many people in the chat group laughed.

Isn’t that right~

The three gods, oh no, the four gods can’t make up one mola!

It seems that this is the true meaning of the conference!

It’s called a waste, but in fact it’s moneyless!

At this time,

【Xiaogong: Wait! Since the grass god eats grass, what about the other gods?】

【Yae Shenzi: Isn’t this simple? That means the God of Thunder is struck by lightning every day! The god of wind drinks the west wind every day! As for the rock god and water god?~】

【Wendy: Hey, of course the rock god eats rocks.~】

【Villette: The water god is flooded! (Serious.jpg)】

【film:……】

【Zhongli:……】

【Funina:? ? ? 】

Others were stunned when they saw such a scene.

The Grass God eats grass every day?

The God of Thunder is struck by lightning every day?

Does the God of Wind drink from the west wind every day?

Does the rock god eat rocks every day?

The water god is flooded every day?

Hiss~

It looks a little funny, but it is somehow reasonable~

Thinking of this, everyone couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

At this time,

Alice seemed to have thought of something and suddenly said

【Alice: Wait! This crappy convention can only be joined if the gods don’t have Mora.】

【Alice: What about the water goddess Funina? If she is so rich, won’t she be able to add more later?】

【Wendy: No no no~! After all, it is a conference, and it still needs funds!】

【Wendy: Otherwise, how can we start a bad show? You can’t just have a few people standing there, right?】

【Wendy: Hey, to put it simply, we need the Water God! Among them, the four of us are responsible for displaying the mess, and the water god is responsible for providing funds! (dog head.jpg)】

【Yingmei: Got it! It’s me and Paimon who are killing each other! I am responsible for the random killings, and Paimon is responsible for the quack~ (dog head.jpg)】

【Paimon:? ? ?】

【Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, Barbatos and the Traveler are right!】

【Zhen: A serious gathering of gods cannot be without the water god, and the same goes for a bad gathering! (dog head.jpg)】

【Shadow: Water Goddess Funina has been an integral part of our badass convention since ancient times! (Serious.jpg)】

【Nacida: A bad show can’t be done without Fonina, the water goddess, just like a traveler can’t be without Paimon! (dog head.jpg)】

【Fonina:……】

Seeing this scene, she didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

I never thought that one day I would be sought after by other gods because of my wealth!

This feeling is really… great~

She, Funina!

All the gods including Bemond, Liyue, and Daozhu are rich!

Although it’s just a joke!

But it’s enough to make her happy~

【Funina: Hum~ No problem! One day when this water god is rich, money will be indispensable for your party~】

【Wendy: Wow, thank you boss~】

【Zhongli: Ahem, thank you, boss.~】

【Shadow: Thank you boss~】

【Nasida: Thank you, boss!】

【……】

Seeing this scene, Funina was even happier~

Hee hee~

They called me boss~

On the side, Villette looked at this posture with a look of helplessness.

It seems that we have to find a way to increase the national income later!

Otherwise, I’m afraid this Fontaine won’t be enough to defeat Ms. Funina.……

…… villa.

Luo Chen couldn’t stop laughing when he saw the conspicuous barrage in the live broadcast room.

So much can be discussed in one video.

What a talent~!

In other words, he doesn’t rely on Blue Star’s emotional value for a living now.

Otherwise, I’ll have to edit these remarks and upload them to a small website!

I think it must be wonderful!

After watching it with great interest, he recovered his mind and continued with his business.

“Through the previous video, I think you have also seen the interesting things about the meeting of the four gods.”

“Next, we will continue to comment informally”

“Item 6 of the unorthodox comment – Three Gods taking care of the baby!”

“You will understand the details after watching the video below~”

After saying that, Luo Chen picked up the mouse and started to control it.

…

Three gods taking care of a baby?

Hearing this, the Teyvat people in front of the light curtain couldn’t help but feel shocked.

Who is this baby?

Of course it’s the little grass god!

After all, Jiu Mengzi, Jie Liuzi, Zhai Meizi, and Gua Wazi~ according to the literal meaning, it should be these three little grass gods.

Just like parents taking care of their children!

But the problem is, this is not a serious review!

Can these three people be managed well in their current situation?

Everyone expressed deep suspicion.

Maybe it’s not only bad, but also crooked!

Thinking of this, their curiosity became more and more intense.

He didn’t care about the discussion anymore and quickly looked at the light curtain.

…

Soon, there was new movement in the light curtain.

In the picture, the background is Jingshan Palace.

At this time, the three gods looked down at the lovely Nasida in front of them, and couldn’t help but fall into deep thought.

After a while, Wendy touched her chin, continued to look at Nasida, and said

“Old man, what is going on?”

When Zhongli heard this, he sighed softly.

“Why~”

“The Grass God became smaller due to overdraft of strength.”

“But the traveler has important things to deal with these days, so she leaves her to our care.”

Hearing this, Ying’s face showed a hint of embarrassment.

“I have no experience taking care of children.”

Wendy saw this and thought for a while.

“How about this?”

“The three of us each took a day!”

“how?”

At this moment, Nasita suddenly pulled Wendy’s braid and acted childishly.

“Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa——”

“I do not care!”

“I! At once! want~！”

“I want to have what other kids have!”

“Buy it for me, buy it for me!”

“I want to eat too, I want to eat too!”

Feeling the pain of her braids being pulled, Wendy almost cried.

She quickly asked the two people around her for help.

But at this time, Zhong Li and Ying looked at this scene and looked at each other.

“In terms of general rationality, I think Barbatos’s suggestion is okay!”

“Is it really possible……”

……

Seeing this scene, the Chaofan chat group became happy

【Alice: Tsk tsk, it is indeed the three gods and the little grass god.~】

【Paimon: Traveler, you are so confused! He even handed Nasida over to the three singing gods.……】

【Hutao: That’s right! Now the little grass god is afraid that he will be directly led to evil! (dog head.jpg)】

【Yingmei: There’s nothing I can do~ There’s something wrong with the man in the light screen~ (Little Bear Spreads His Hands.jpg)】

【Wendy: Hey, that’s not right! What does it mean to be led astray?】

【Wendy: With a kid, it’s still a day! Isn’t this easy?】

【Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, Barbatos is right!】

【Zhongli: As long as you get in touch with him properly, I think the little grass god will be easy to take care of!】

【Shadow: That’s right! 】

At this time, the three gods are quite confident!

Although this is not a serious review!

But it’s just one day after all!

How else could it be outrageous?

Seeing this scene, other people in the chat group couldn’t help but raise their eyebrows.

【Zhen: It seems that all three of them are very confident! In this case, why not have a simple competition?~】

【Zhen: Let’s judge based on the result of the three of you leading the little grass god in this light curtain!】

【Zhen: Let the little grass god involved be the referee!】

【Zhen: The one who performs the worst will treat everyone in the group to dinner later!】

【True: How? (smile.jpg)】

【Funina: A competition? this���Okay, this is good! (Excited.jpg)】

【Barbara: Lord Barbatos will definitely not be the last!】

【Mandrill: The emperor is as caring as a father, so he must be good at raising children!】

【Kujo Sora: Kage-sama will never lose!】

【Yae Kamiko: Oh, no matter whether you win or lose, you will always have something to eat, that’s great~ (dog head.jpg)】

【Mona: That’s right! It’s all for nothing… ahem, it would be great to be able to witness it with your own eyes! I will definitely be there!】

【……】

For the people in the group, except for the die-hard god cooks, such as Barbara, Mandrill, and Kujo Sanora who firmly believed that their gods would win, everyone else watched the game with great interest.

Just like what the fox said!

It doesn’t matter who wins or loses ~ we all have food to eat anyway!

There is food to eat and fun to watch!

Just don’t be too perfect!

And Wendy, Zhongli, and Ying… they have no objection to this!

They all think the same thing!

I don’t think I will definitely win, but I definitely won’t be the worst performer!

They all feel that at least one of the other two is worse than themselves!

A sure win ~

So,

【Wendy: Hey, no problem, I agree~】

【Zhongli: Why are you afraid? bring it on!】

【Shadow: Just taking care of the kids! What a joke!】

【True: Very good! Then the competition is officially established! I won’t sign a contract this time! But it is supervised by everyone in the group!】

【Zhen: Besides, Xiaocao Shen, it’s up to you to judge the performance of the three of them!】

【Zhen: I believe that as the client, you will be able to give the most fair evaluation!】

【Nasida: Well, okay! 】

Nasida was also very curious.

Although she was the one being taken away, she also wanted to see the performance of the other three senior gods.

I don’t know what I will learn from following them in the light curtain?

At this time, Yingmei suddenly thought of something and quickly spoke:

【Yingmei: Wait! I suddenly thought of a question!】

【Yingmei: You three don’t have Maura. Where will the person with the worst performance get the money to treat you? (dog head.jpg)】

【Wendy: Worst performance? Hey, it can’t be me! So what you should ask is the other two 507s!】

【Zhongli: According to common rationality, this situation cannot be lost! So it’s Barbatos and Balzebul’s turn to have a headache!】

【Shadow: Have a headache? nonexistent! The final treat must be one of Barbatos and Morax!】

【Yingmei:……】

Okay~

These three people are very confident now!

It’s no use asking!

It seems that we can only wait until the video of the light curtain is played before we can reach a conclusion!

Thinking of this, Yingmei and other people in the group looked at the light screen again.

……

In the light curtain, the picture continues. first day!

Background, Mondstadt.

Wendy stood on the street corner looking at the scenery.

This is, Nasida pulled his clothes behind her

“Eh?”

Wendy felt the movement and looked over.

“Hungry……”

Nasida touched her belly and said pitifully.

My stomach also made a gurgling sound at the right time.

Wendy showed a smile when she saw this

“Are you hungry?”

“Come on, I’ll take you to find something delicious!”

Then the scene changed and we came to Angel’s Rose Tavern.

“Hahahahaha~”

As soon as he entered, Wendy let out a burst of cheerful laughter.

After finding a seat and sitting down, he ordered the food to the boss

“Boss, let’s have some food to go with the wine!”

“Give us another bottle of cider each!”

“Hey hey hey~”

Nasida originally looked expectant.

But after hearing this, her expression suddenly changed to this:

Σ(△|||)︴

What about the meal you promised?

Why did you turn into drinking?

And just when Wendy was laughing, a figure walked over from behind him. and punched him in the head

“Our pub does not sell alcohol to minors! Diluc clenched his fists and said coldly.

Seeing Wendy touching her head in pain and lying on the table, he turned his eyes to Nasida.

After looking at it for a moment, he softly ordered the bartender.

“Go notify the Knights!”

“They have people who can take care of the kids!”

……

Seeing this scene, many people in the chat group burst into laughter.

Take the little grass god out for a drink!

This is indeed something that Fengshen can do!

As expected of you, Jiu Mengzi~!

The Mondstadt people, on the other hand, covered their faces.

Lord Barbatos……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Barbara: Lord Barbatos, Your Excellency the Grass God is still a child! How can you take her to a pub to drink? (Helpless.jpg)】

【Yingmei: That’s right! You are so irresponsible to minors! Look at Mr. Diluc! (Serious.jpg)】

【Paimon: I said you were taking good care of me before, but then I changed my mind and took Nasida out for a drink. I really belong to you, the singer (dog head.jpg)】

【Wendy:? ? ?】

【Wendy: No, a five-hundred-year-old minor? ?】

…… ps: No, the weather is hot and cold. I have a cold~ I feel dizzy and uncomfortable!

Readers, please take good care of your health!.